₦airaland Forum

advocate666:

To think I have one of those charms on me.

Thank Satan I have never tested it.

cute bobo: Dis gal don discourage me from doing mine

jude33084: Imagine! schools are still on holidays and the child is helping her mom out.



The poster is a disgrace to Nairaland community

pimp_lucious :
May the pestilence that befall Egypt come on u for bringing my parents into this. A course has been placed on u and u shall go about with this for the res of ur live u twart.

Like I have always said, a leader is gotten from the kind of people about. U lot deserve the kind of leaders u get. I won't even bothers buttressing my point on this issue Cuz I can see most pple on here already have a mind set.

pimp_lucious :
May the pestilence that befall Egypt come on u for bringing my parents into this. A course has been placed on u and u shall go about with this for the res of ur live u twart.

Like I have always said, a leader is gotten from the kind of people about. U lot deserve the kind of leaders u get. I won't even bother buttressing my point on this issue Cuz I can see most pple on here already have a mind set.

dangiwa09: How are they over qualified? A lot of truck drivers in Europe, America and Canada have bachelors/masters degrees. And besides, degrees in Nigeria have diminished quality.

Mr Aboki: ERM... Verse 25 of Matthew Chapter 19 says; 25 When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?”

Its funny how Pentecostals always try to sell us that lie that Jesus and the Disciples were rich.. And although this is the first time I am seeing this reference, the normal defence for this always comes from the robe of Jesus that was Gambled for, Judas had a money purse & the Disciples had fishing boats...

Sadly, this lie can only be sold to those lazy Christians who only wait for the Bible to be preched to them by their Pastor who is not even half as intelligent as they are.

Here is proof that Jesus was not ony not rich, but actually a normad;

1. His Parents were not rich. They could barely afford a room in Bethlehem for his Birth.

2. Luke 8:2-3
_{English Standard Version (ESV)}

2 and also some women who had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities: Mary, called Magdalene, from whom seven demons had gone out, 3 and Joanna, the wife of Chuza, Herod's household manager, and Susanna, and many others, who provided for them out of their means.

3. Mark 15:40-41
_ESV

“Some women were watching from a distance. Among them were Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James the younger and of Joses, and Salome. In Galilee these women had followed him and cared for his needs. Many other women who had come up with him to Jerusalem were also there”

4. The Disciples were so rich they couldnt even afford food to feed the Multitude they had gathered.. So much so they needed a Miracle.

5. The Disciples so Rich they walked on foot from City to City.. They couldnt even afford to buy Horses..



Jesus was never rich. The Bible never showed him off to be rich. So Prosperity Prechers can keep digging until they find..







Jesus had a house?! Where?! When?!! Where is the C-of-O?!

Na wah o!!

Matthew 8:19-20
_{New International Version (NIV)}

19 Then a teacher of the law came to him and said, “Teacher, I will follow you wherever you go.”

20 Jesus replied, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.”
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"Matthew 19:29

_{KING JAMES VERSION}

And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life."

So, which house did Jesus own?!

Does a house owner say things like this;

"Matthew 10:11
_{King James Version}

And into whatsoever city or town ye shall enter, inquire who in it is worthy; and there abide till ye go thence. 10:12 And when ye come into an house, salute it. 10:13 And if the house be worthy, let your peace come upon it: but if it be not worthy, let your peace return to you. 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet." (Matthew 10:11-14 KJV[/i]

2 Cor.8:9

" being rich , yet for your sakes he became poor, so that through his poverty you might become rich".


Zech. 9:9

" Behold, your King is coming to you; he is just and having salvation, lowly and riding on a donkey, a colt, the foal of a donkey."








This Judas yarns is getting stale..







Lets Analyze that Story indebtly...

Mark 6; 37

But he answered, “You give them something to eat.”
They said to him, “That would take more than half a year’s wages! Are we to go and spend that much on bread and give it to them to eat?”

38 “How many loaves do you have?” he asked. “Go and see.”

When they found out, they said, “Five—and two fish.”

More than Half a Years wages for 13 Grown Rich men.. was Two hundred pennyworth of bread.. Lol... Okay.. Lets go further.

John 6:7

Philip answered him, "It would take more than half a year's wages to buy enough bread for each one to have a bite!"





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Kai!! You should be Ashamed...

Here is why they cast lots for the robe.. It was not even Jesus' robe..

Luke 23:8-11

"And when Herod saw Jesus, he rejoiced greatly; for he had long been desiring to see Him because he had heard many things about Him, and he was hoping to see a miracle done by Him. And he questioned Him with many words; but He answered him nothing. All the while, the chief priests and the scribes stood vehemently accusing Him. Then Herod and his soldiers treated Him with contempt; and after mocking Him, he put a splendid robe on Him and sent Him back to Pilate."





THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH!!

Allahu AKBAR

IYA NGBALI: he removed it because of witches and wizards like you

arab-bunkum:
Information reaching my desk has confirmed that Dangote Group has quietly issued termination letters to almost all the graduate drivers that were recently employed amidst much publicity.

One of the affected graduate drivers who pleaded for anonymity, was actually crying when he narrated their ordeal.

He is still confused as he seems confused on what to do next.


*****I'm not happy for making this front page for the first time ( January for that matter) with a bad news. He keeps asking me "What now?! I just can't figure it out!"
Pathetic indeed.*****

Crying for what? Is that how lazy and cowardly he is?........What a Graduate Driver he is

Mr Aboki: 1 Timothy 6:9-11
People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction.[size=16pt] For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil.[/size] Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. But you, [size=18pt]man of God,[/size] flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance and gentleness.





Alhamdulillah

pinkluv: third marriage,and you think you will be the last,

Orikinla: When did Nigeria get to this point of political absurdity and insanity?

Femi_Nagasaki: Where is Beaf?

mzlewis: if jesus will still give her a chance @ repentance broda...u have no right or any pastor atall to lock up any church...she get leprosy ni?I'm nt a big fan of cossy but I don't think condemning her is right...she does hers openly while majority of u here claiming holy do yours behind closed doors

Steve Penninho: So make dem lock deir church as soon as dy see Cossy or wat

mzlewis: hw do u kno she does it purposely...do u kno wats in her hrt...do u kno d reason she acts d way she does..I don't want to go into religion buh don't judge frm d surface..d fact dat she even went to church shows dat she knos d way out of her situation wat u shuld b doin is prayin dat God touches her hrt to change

koastar: Those bre@sts look sagged in that outfit. Besides, SHE GOT NO CURVES!