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Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by aycorporat(m): 10:47pm On Aug 21, 2022
It's important both couples have another side hustle, with common 80k, they'll survive.

However, the nature of our girls these days and their affinity for material things may put a man under pressure to commit harakiri

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Lesbian Who Stabbed Her Partner's Husband To Death In Onitsha by aycorporat(m): 5:23am On Aug 12, 2022
My question is that, who in the picture is the killer? The chubby one or the slim one?
Politics / Re: Sen Nwaogu Debunks Defection Move From APC by aycorporat(m): 4:14pm On Aug 10, 2022
Faber:
Everyone now is a chieftain of one political party or another. All man struggling for relevance.

See this bleaching idiot that used all the Abia central constituency money take dey carry Abuja gigolos while she was a serving senator. Na Abuja boys finish her money. One of those close to her, say she dey even carry 2 guys once.
During the burial of her late husband, road no even dey to her husband's compound.

I can remember vividly how she go meet the Priest in charge of the Catholic church opposite her husband's compound, begging the priest to release the church compound to her, so that her guests and other politicians coming for the burial will park their cars.

Omoh the priest agreed. On the day of the burial, the Priest locked his church compound, climb upstairs for his house dey take chilled sleep. grin grin When this yeye woman called the priest on the phone , he told her to tell her follow senators and Politicians to go and park their cars anywhere around Abuja say na him ask her make she no work road for her constituency. grin grin

The priest shocked her that day

grin grin
Is this story actually true?

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Food / Re: Mother And Her Three Children Die After Eating Amala In Kogi (Photos) by aycorporat(m): 9:33pm On Aug 01, 2022
Rest in peace to the wonderful departed souls.

From some comments up there, I now know the reason why some people are tagged children of hate

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Agriculture / Re: Tarpaulin Fish Pond Price List - Cost Of Different Sizes Of Mobile Fish Ponds by aycorporat(m): 11:25pm On Jul 08, 2022
Hello OP
Are you still in the business of fisheries?

Thank you
Family / Re: Doctor Couple Die As Fire Razes Home In Maiduguri (Photos) by aycorporat(m): 5:27pm On Jul 06, 2022
This is so sad and touching.
Wonderful couples!

I pray that God Almighty will grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss.

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Romance / Re: Young Lady Tied And R@ped By Her Boyfriend by aycorporat(m): 5:24pm On Jul 06, 2022
No one should click on it.
It's a bait
Celebrities / Re: Chuks D'General Walks Out Of Event As Host Invites Josh2Funny Before Him by aycorporat(m): 2:18pm On Jul 05, 2022
It's like I have heard of that Josh,but who's the Chuks who's already full of himself even before fame?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Felt Like A Fraud in your workplace? by aycorporat(m): 2:11pm On Jul 05, 2022
It's like your friend has never suffered enough as he still needs to go through another rigorous process of poverty cum madness for a second phase.

Fine, he got the job through connections, what stops him from assuring himself that he can actually fit in and meet up to expectations while also brushing himself up to familiarize himself with what the company wants.

After all, the first class graduate the company seeks might not be better than him, just a certificate holder.
Education / Re: Lagos Shuts Redeemers Nursery And Primary School, Ogba by aycorporat(m): 1:56pm On Jul 05, 2022
Tonnierichy:

The unnecessary hate is actually what has made me distant myself from supporting the man from their region. I can't imagine going through with voting their candidate with that much toxicity in their minds. They'll run "even me" over if he eventually emerges as President. And I'll feel I've betrayed my people if that happens.

I'll be here come 2023 when they start crying behind placards.

Sincerely my brother.

Let's assume he wins, I know the way they will "run" one over as it is even showing in their speech and conduct.

I'll join you by next year to see them carrying placards and writing to the UN for secession.
Education / Re: Lagos Shuts Redeemers Nursery And Primary School, Ogba by aycorporat(m): 1:35pm On Jul 05, 2022
Tonnierichy:
I don't understand why someone will still come here to politicise this issue. A school caused the death of a student, the school was shut down in order to carry out thorough investigation. And you are here to start making noise about what Tinubu did or didn't do. Curse dey una head? Learn to focus on topics and stop looking for who to blame for your miserable life. When you find a topic that'll directly connect Tinubu, yab him all you want. But use your damn flat head to think straight for once

My brother
the truth is that, at the mention of Tinubu, some people go into coma
Every knee from a particular region must bow at the mention of his name.
I don't know why they can't campaign for their candidate in peace, very toxic set of humans!

Whether they like it or not, whom God has blessed, no man can curse
Romance / Re: Woman Who Went Viral Two Years Ago For Marrying The Man Who Caught The Garter Af by aycorporat(m): 1:27pm On Jul 05, 2022
This is serious.
It shows the marriage was just for the likes and attention it got back then.

Settling down,they discovered they were never meant to be in the first place.
Las las, everybody chop breakfast in the form of divorce.
Celebrities / Re: Victoria Ajibola Creates Scene In UBA After ₦1M Was Withdrawn From Her Account by aycorporat(m): 1:17pm On Jul 05, 2022
This banks ehhh
Politics / Re: With This Picture, Anyone Still Supporting Tinubu Is Heartless by aycorporat(m): 1:13pm On Jul 05, 2022
Seems anything Tinubu always gives Peter Obi's supporters heartache. It's like Jagaban is the only obstacle to the ambition of those who have threatened to exit the Nigerian nation at one time,now routing for the same nation.

Why don't you just campaign for your candidate instead of involving in campaign of calumny?

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Family / Re: Husband Sets Estranged Wife On Fire, She Grabs Him & Both Get Burnt by aycorporat(m): 7:33pm On Jul 02, 2022
That's the real deal.
The idiot feels he can just spoil the joy of the woman
I appreciate the spirit of "we die here together" of the woman.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Has Ignored Me Because I Stepped Down For Osinbajo –Presidential Aspirant by aycorporat(m): 6:54am On Jul 02, 2022
You go tay there. Entitlement mentality.
When you played the bet9ja, you no know abi?
Romance / Re: How I Dodged A Bullet By Avoiding A Married Woman's Proposal. by aycorporat(m): 1:11pm On Jun 29, 2022
kekakuz:
I recently read on the front page the story of a guy that refused the advances of a Married woman. I was in a similar situation 6 years Ago.
I just moved out of my family's house and rented an apartment in a different community.my job was very flexible and I was open to meeting people.
There is a woman who sells provision on my Street. She is really nice and I enjoy seating out at her shop in the evening before going home as I was always alone .
As time goes by, I noticed her shop was getting really scanty and I expressed concerns. She told me her hubby has recently lost his job and she has been the one providing for the family. She asked if I could assist with 100k for her to restock and would pay back month end.
As a single guy that earns well, I felt compelled to assist and I gave her the money.
I moved on and about a month after, I realized the shop has even lost more commodities and she could not pay back.
One evening,I met the husband and the man opened up to me that he is really broke but he got a job. A contract. He asked if I could assist with another 100k, he would execute and pay me back both what he owes and what the wife owes. He showed me the documents of the job and even the materials he already bought.
I still have him the extra 100k.
2 months after, I asked for my money and the duo began avoiding me . This coincided with the period I bought my first Car so I was a bit broke
I kept on pressing them to pay me my money then one Saturday afternoon, The woman called me if I was at home I replied yes and she said ok 2 min later, I heard a knock on my door. I opened and saw her
She came in without invitation,sat by my bed as I do not have a couch it's just a self contain.
The moment she sat down, my spirit was troubled and I became restless.it was her first time in my house.
I stepped out immediately as I was not comfortable with her presence in my personal space and guess what guys, Her husband was already by my window.
I do not know what he was doing or if they came together. I just know that I was shocked to the bone. The woman came out and they went away.
That evening, I Got my alert of 200k and we never spoke again till I moved out of the environment.

If this story is not a fiction series, then my guy, truly you dodged a bullet.

On your behalf, I raise an altar of celebration for you.
In Yoruba parlance I say, "E ku orire".

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Politics / Re: Tinubu A Very Honest Hardworking Man Exxon Mobil -photo by aycorporat(m): 1:06pm On Jun 29, 2022
LeoDeKing:

One said the Letter Headed is not from ExxonMobil because her mother who was a cleaner on contract in the organisation never knew about it.

You, on ther hand, are looking at the content of the document and have indeed said something about Tinubu's conduct, meaning it was from ExxonMobil. You and her can go argue the genuineness of the document.

As regards deceit, ExxonMobil said Tinubu is honest and intelligent. Something that can never be said of pandora hoebi.

Oga Leo
You are really tearing this people apart and giving them more heartaches oooo.

Die die, e Jo sir

grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Opening For A Creative Writer. Fully Remote! by aycorporat(m): 4:36pm On Jun 25, 2022
Justanodadude:
Closing this now to check all applications.

Some files were inaccessible so we had to move on to the next candidate.

Is it still on and how do I apply?
Politics / Re: David Abioye Tells His Members Who To Vote For. by aycorporat(m): 8:58am On Jun 22, 2022
LegendHero:


There is no proof that christian is predominant in Nassarawa because right from 1999, they have been having a Muslim governor. Except probably there is a different dynamics in that state influencing that. If Nassarawa is truly christain majority with religious bias like you right opined, I doubt they will keep voting Mulsim governors.

With regards to the pastor in this topic, he can speak just like MURIC can speak also, but on the real election the people will speak and judging by Yoruba voting pattern since 1979, we have alwways given bloc vote to a yoruba candidate irrespective of religion.

—1979 - Awolowo ran on a Christian-Christian ticket and he won over 90% votes in the SW

—1993 - Abiola ran on a Muslim-Muslim ticket and he won by over 85% of the votes in the SW.

During those periods, we have people like these pastors and MURIC in the West, but the good thing about the Yorubas is that people like such are in the extreme minority so they can't influence the real election.

Infact in 1993, they deployed propaganda against Abiola such that some even thought he wrecked bibles in the sea. That’s how much religious polarization we had then and yet the man won the West totally. Abiola is a practicing Muslim with tentacles in Islam, you can’t even compare Tibubu to him when you talk of religious identity and yet that kind of person won on a Muslim-Muslim.

I'm a Christian.
I remember that story of him throwing Bibles in the sea. I was smaller in age then and I wondered if it was true
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Murder of Iniobong Umoren: Court To Deliver Judgement August 4 by aycorporat(m): 4:06pm On Jun 21, 2022
i just hope this case wouldn't be bungled.

Enough evidence to nail this guy, but the justice system here is just too slow.

I imagined the horror the innocent girl must have gone through.

May this case see the right judgment. Ise!

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Crime / Re: See The Comments That Made Me Realize Yahoo Yahoo Has Finished Our Youths by aycorporat(m): 3:33pm On Jun 21, 2022
Sincerely, that is the moral decadence we now have in our society

Parents no longer care how the children make money
The Church/Mosque celebrate people with big donations
The society only applauds those with deep pockets irrespective of how the money is made
The Yahoo boys will oppress you making you to question your creator why you ever came to the world
The useless government of the day care less about its citizens

The Poster should not be pained.
It is what it is
However, there is a sad end for every evil doer

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Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by aycorporat(m): 2:35pm On Jun 21, 2022
BobbyZrealist:


Thank you.
Na broke ass shameless and jobless idiots dey behave like that.

I will respond to you my guy because you are correct.
I will not reply those other mofos

Na broke and jobless people jare my friend
Politics / Re: 2023: Mohammed Sanusi Clarifies Reports About Endorsing Any Candidate by aycorporat(m): 2:30pm On Jun 21, 2022
Sincerely, the author of that post stands to gain nothing, rather, it is demarketing their candidate.
Emir Sanusi will not stoop that low to putting his reputation on the line by publicly endorsing particular candidates.

I might believe now that truly, supporters of a particular candidate are toxic and manipulative in their way of approach to issues.

I didn't mention any body's name

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Romance / Re: I No Do Again - Sex Worker Cries Out After Bouts Of Sex With Her Client (Video) by aycorporat(m): 12:35pm On Jun 21, 2022
I hope it's not a skit.

BTW, why is it that the customer wants to pour his frustrations on the innocent sex worker?
Is the hole a gold mine to be drilled?

If we go deeper, it boils down to a jobless broke man trying to impress with all these slow killing herbs for sexual performance

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Crime / Re: Woman Found Dead, Man Unconscious Inside Office In Aba (Video) by aycorporat(m): 10:14am On Jun 21, 2022
From the video watched, it seems It was a deliberate attempt at murder. Seems to me like slow poison or How else can we explain how these people were locked inside from the outside?
Crime / Re: Dismembered Body Of A Young Woman Found Dumped In Kubwa, Abuja (Graphic Photos) by aycorporat(m): 8:22am On Jun 21, 2022
What!!!!

Rituals, kidnapping, revenge or what?

An eternal damnation is placed on this evil doers.
May the perpetrators never know peace all the days of their lives.
Very soon, the long arms of the law will catch up with them

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Crime / Re: Police In Oyo Arrest Bank Worker & Four Others Over Alleged Plans To Rob A Bank by aycorporat(m): 6:35am On Jun 21, 2022
We are to condemn in its entirety the despicable act and not bringing in tribal bigotry like one misguided individual is doing up there.

However, I have always said it that bank robberies have insideŕs who leak information to the outside rats. If they had succeed, they would have made a tik tok video of "Buga won".

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Career / Re: Just Fired. How Do I Cope With The Emotional Trauma? by aycorporat(m): 4:21pm On Jun 20, 2022
pocohantas:
The problem is many of us are too attached to the Nigerian 9-5 that we don’t even know when we are willing and submissive parties to new-age slavery.


Pocohantas, I wouldn't mind understanding this freelancing thing
At least with your comments and your display of intellect on this forum, I can say, I trust you, not the "Pm me to know more" people I have been seeing here.
Thanks

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Education / Re: Rotimi Kukoyi Gets Accepted Into 15 Schools, Receives $2m In Scholarship Offers by aycorporat(m): 2:48pm On Jun 20, 2022
Basiljoe:
Good for him. Stay far away from the shithole. Atleast till someone sane like Peter Obi becomes president.

Semi finished Bungalow For Sale, Sangotedo, Ajah.
https://www.nairaland.com/7130860/semi-finished-bungalow-sale-sangotedo

This your land looks like it is sitting illegally on a piece of land outside a genuine land

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