₦airaland Forum

Ladyhippolyta88:
I thought the Op said he could cook.This is childish you think you are punishing her it is yourself you are doing.You are suspecting her of cheating it also means you are a suspect.I agree with Mhizz AJ I can't marry a man who is not domestic to assist himself or the family.

nairaland babes and fantasy,...keep deceiving yourself with the last line you wrote o,....

MhizzAJ:
God knows i can't get married to any man that doesn't know how to cook and do some basic chores

see talk...

Nice talk,I carry salute give you,










#withsexdollistand

Troubledmind:
Hi nairalanders, I'm pete(pseudonym), I'm 22, and a virgin, I come from an average family, I won't say I'm too handsome but I'm averagely good looking, they was a phase in my life where I was hyperactive and always drawn to the opposite sex that mere looking at a pic I get erection, this made me chased a lot of girls with different tactics( sweet mouth, dressing, money) they all rejected me despite my looks and money, I resort to porn but find it disgusting, I switched to masturbat,ion it didn't work infact nothing is enjoyable about it and sex workers are a no no for me,

after trying desperately for years to get a real girlfriend for the first time in my life I gave up on searching, I kept loosing intrest in girls, now I never get sexually aroused anymore, even when I see naked women physically or we get locked in a room I will feel nothing, the only erection I get now is the early morning erection, I'm not gay but I am really starting to get worried

Lalasticlal.a please help a brother

1stly the fact that you get early morning erection shows that your manhood is perfectly fine which decreases your issue by 60%,..
2ndly...try as much as possible to take ur mind off sex as much as possible for now
3rdly...its just a phase,it does happen to most men,there are times you are just not into the sex thingy,so relax your mind,it happens
4....drink more water when taking your food,
5....add fruits like,watermelon,cucumber,lemon juice,..also add garlic,ginger,onions,honey to your diet
Try the above,and you will be OK,the above diet are libido boosters..na normal thing dey do u,.gudluck bro

You never meet man wey u like,
.......abi na man never come toast you?

Seahawk:
Stupidity at its finest.

This smith somebody probably has a lot of difficulty getting pucci in real life. God bless the inventors of the sex dolls. Now low self esteem guys can like you can afford to have sex.

huh,leave guys with low esteem alone,...is it your low esteem?

Berlyn1:
how can you refer to that thing as a. 'She' so disrespectful to the female gender....it's a thing cuz it's not human

madam, is it not we dat gave you the 'she' in the first place,....we are ready to collect it back and give it to our new companions

Axis313:
Engaging in intercourse with sex dolls is like sleeping with dead people,so disgusting.

have you slept with one before?

ManIzHot:
Seems number eight gives me hope that i can be employed by the sexdoll company
to code for them in Pidgin and Yoruba when need be

Client:- kini oruko re
Doll:- Oruko mi ni AI sexdoll, Bawo le se fe si? Se latan ni abi fe'gbe wole? Se Sidi oke ni abi dadubule?
Client:- Osi da o loju pe gbogbo sitili yi lo mo
Doll:- Be ni, be ba se fe si ni, Papapa wa, La gbori wole wa, Je ko yo wa, fo wo ti ogiri wa, Legbegbe wa ati be be lo

guy u done kill me

So this one will even call my name and hold a convo with me?.....I'm gladly waiting for the price to crash

anyicash:
you think you are a better person than that guy? Just always pray to avoid been victim of circumstances..

what happened to him is nothing compared to circumstance,..it's just pure lack of common sense on the stupid guy's part

Alaye,u got wat u deserved,instead of just paying the girl,u let unreasonable issue destroy ur life.......

80k own even dey,....I wasn't aware the future is here already,.....see sweet pink nipples,..

Jamariwolf4:
Keep spilling trash. In your whole life, how much have you removed from your petty barbing salon income and given a woman?

yeye dey smell

Bros is it your destiny they want to control after been possessed?

senibo1:
they should start learning to bleep themselves


Isn't it?

they should bro

greiboy:
Sometimes I marvel at the love-hate relationship most nairaland girls have for broke guys

At first, you said we don't deserve an erection. You said we don't deserve a girl friend or anything like love. You advised us to go and hustle (hide our face)

Just before you lots could put the final nail in our coffin, Sex dolls arrived. Now you lecture us on poor we are, why we should consider Nigerian ladies instead of dolls.


We already know we are poor, we don't need your lectures. We have resolved to saving our money till we can buy a sex doll. We don't want to marry girls that won't appreciate us anymore.

You rich girls should buy a doll for yourself, instead of all these lectures


#WithSexDollWeStand

nailed it bro........their own too much

sekxyqueen:


like seriously what's wrong with our young guys..

is it that they have lost it

I am ashamed of this nonsense..

the main problem with women is underestimating men..... kindly leave the broke guys out of this issue ma,....cos whether you like it or not,....the price will crash,and even the ones you think are broke will be able to afford it,...as for me I have started saving up and can't wait to get mine,...u should start learning to live with it,it's the reality.......

Kotodoctor:
But your kids won't be. They probably will be half humans half doll. Go and tell your parents your in love with a doll and want to bring it home for christmas.

Mugu like you.

hello,..the doll is not meant to reproduce,.... What is the garbage you are talking about self,y e dey pain u like this,...

Prettyenit18:
Some men would have these dolls and still cheat on them. In fact some would have 5 different types and still want more.

you garrit.........but it still pays us

veekid:

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which breed is your father?

her father is " Caucasian black"....

MightySparrow:
Nonsense thread. Igbo's made Lagos what it is now. Igbo man will one day rule in Oba of Lagos's palace.

�������������� na u go put am there shey,....nice one we dey await una

Penalty82:
Exposed: The True Identity Of Rochas Okorocha
nigeriatoday.ng Aug 30, 2017 12:31 PM
The governor of Imo state, Rochas Okorocha has been deceiving Nigerians, Igbo people and Biafrans at large that he is an Igbo Man, instead of an Hausa man.
This man is parading himself as an Igbo leader, deceiving Muhammadu Buhari and the northern vampires into believing that he has some level of control over the Igbo speaking Biafrans. The truth remains that you cannot deceive everybody at the same time. You may fool some people sometime, but you cannot fool everybody all the time.
Rochas Okorocha has given himself to Hausa Fulani as an instrument of destruction against the restoration of Biafra and for the total islamization of Biafra land, but he must understand that he and his slave masters have God (Eze Chukwu Okike Abhiama) to contend with.

The truth cannot be hidden forever. It will interest you to know that this agent of darkness Rochas Okorocha have the blood of Hausa-Fulani running in his vein. He was born by a woman who was previously married to a family at Uratta village in Owerri Imo state; when the woman could not conceive a child, she moved to marry another man from Ogboko village in Ideato south Imo state where she gave birth to two girls, after a while she left her husband and travelled to Jos, Plateau State and there she met an Hausa man who got her pregnant twice. The result of the pregnancy brought about the existence of Rochas Okorocha and his junior brother. After a while, Rochas Okorocha’s mother came back to Imo state with Rochas and his brother, reconciled and settled with her former husband Mazi Okorocha whom she bore two girls for.

It will also interest you to know that this Rochas Okorocha use to be a bus driver in Lagos state and was also involved in what Nigerians call ‘419’ business, which means obtaining by trick. While engaging in his fraudulent business, he defrauded a white man that came to do business in Nigeria and killed him in the process, just to keep his money. It is with the money he took from the white man that he made his first investment, which was the establishment of a commercial school in Jos Platue state.

It was during one of his visit to Jos that his biological father took him to T.Y Danjuma. Gen. T.Y danjuma in a bid to integrate him in the political arena of Nigeria, introduced him to Gen. Ibrahim Babangida who then gave him a contract to supply police uniforms and hilux vans during his millitary regime, that was how he got involved in the Nigerian ploitics.
Rochas Okorocha has been given a mandate to islamize Imo state indigenes or lose all they have given him, that is why he became the first governor to build a mosque in Imo State government house. He went further to pay some people money to convert to islam. This is why we now have so many titled traditional monarchs practicing and propagating Islam in the whole of Imo State

Rochas Okoroocha own a private jet and it will interest you to know how he got it. Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo gave Rochas a contract to refurbish military jets used by Gen. Abdulsalami abubakar, Abacha and other millitary junta. Okorocha in his usual fraudulent characteristics, told Olusegun Obasanjo that the jets are too bad and should be scrapped. Olusegun Obasanjo, ignorant of what his intentions were told him to go ahead and sell it at scrap value. Okorocha ended up purchasing the jet himself, and reselling it at a higher value. This among others are the reasons why Obasanjo has been having problems with Okorocha till date. This is the reason why Obasanjo called him a bigger thief, compared to Ikedi Ohakim the former governor of Imo State whom Rochas accused of embezzlement and incompetence during his governorship campaign.

Rochas Okorocha took loan that ran into hundreds of millions from United Bank of Africa (UBA), Zenith Bank and Progress bank, In a bid to fund the various contracts he secured from the Nigerian Government. He paid back UBA with State fund, after using his Hausa-Fulani influence to intimidate them when they threatened to seize his ass

is that all?
The earlier the better it is for you to quit writing bullshit up and down........ Nonsense,agitate to eradicate hate amongst yourselves first before anything else,....hate is the root of you Igbo's problems,

I just love watching this man dance,....my favourite senator in the building

Masturbation is not the cause to your Mr John going into comma,..............medically,it is good to masturbate once in a while,.....but mind you,too much of everything is bad,too much of masturbation have it's own side effects,but not part of my u went lame when the real action strolled by,........this is a list of what i think can cause your predicament
*anxiety
*lose of concentration
*low sex drive
*low self esteem
*erectile dysfunction
*exshaution
Sorry I had to just highlight and didn't go into full details,but go online and read about them,..it's just normal,it happens, but your peers won't tell u about it,cos of embarrassment,my advise for you is to stop masturbating for a while and start eating these list of libido bossters
*gingseng
*watermelon
*eggs
*lettuce
*ginger/garlic
Drink more water In ur diet,and always exercise ,invite the babe come ur side after two weeks of the drill and see if she won't beg you not to kill her with dick.......if your Mr Jon goes into comma again,just jejely go to your doctor,e done enter critical be that

Rhaspody:
she should stop masturbating with that arm

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=61386080]i have no interest in a woman's money...... neither does she have the right to demand or even so much as expect me to provide a single kobo to help her ministry. If I am moved to give anything of my own volition, it's just because I was feeling very charitable in that moment and nothing else.
I'm just tired of the idea that a grown_ass woman should always be supported by the man solely for the reason that he is a man. It's even dumber when I hear other men say it, like the O.P
Well, fuck_that..... Bitches_can call me broke if they want.... They have no idea how deep my apathy runs.
So, for this reason I am now a huge proponent of gender equality and I will champion that cause 'til my last breath.

because if I spend on any girl, then that bitch_better be ready to worship and call me daddy for the rest of her life.
You grab? �������,I'm with you baba

Bros,1st answer that question for yourself before bringing it here,cos I don dey crack my brain since,as per wetin I need babe for in my life, if not for sex,.... After sex,na sex,...kapish

These guys are badass!