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Food / Re: See The Ripe Plantain I Bought #600 This Morning. by Aylawani: 6:43pm On Oct 21, 2022
You are a big liar....do you live in Lagos? If yes, I doubt if you buy plantain in Lagos. This is the season of plantain, hence price has come down drastically.


taylor88:
Wey your gun?

Abi u no snap am join

Bcuz in this Lagos that Tinubu single-handedly built for us this plantain is 3k

That’s why we all need to vote right bcuz as u go buy this plantain them no give u discount bcuz you voted APC na all of us dey suffer am
Family / Re: My Husband Slapped Me For Asking Him To Wash Plates by Aylawani: 3:25pm On May 21, 2021
....being reading very depressing comments here.
The husband has behaved badly. He supposed to have joined the wife in the restaurant business,- which I know would have exponentially grown the business within a very short time- 2 good heads better than one.

The flip side could be how this statement was delivered to the husbanf- though at the same time, the wife should know if such statement is receptive to the husband or not.

This is now a family and if possible head of church or mosque to address.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: High Court Upholds Zamfara APC Primary Elections by Aylawani: 3:02pm On Jan 25, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:


What is Fake News there? grin
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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Meets A Crippled Lady In Ikeja & Offers To Buy Wheelchair & Open A Shop by Aylawani: 3:46pm On Jan 19, 2017
Good one..........I know this lady. Always at WEMCO and ACME road
Agriculture / Re: Kebbi Surpasses One Million Tonnes Of Rice by Aylawani: 10:54pm On Nov 10, 2016
ShinnBet:


This is a fat lie and obviously another avenue to get govt subsidy to buy non existing rice for storage.

China with larger landmass a with rice as a staple food does not even smell that rubbish you guys are circulating.

Abi una sabi farm rice pass China?

Always search and verify info before you start abusing people. China produces 204 million metric ton of rice.

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Best Man With My Wife Two Weeks To Our Wedding. by Aylawani: 4:51pm On Mar 01, 2016
Dare to continue and you will live to regret your decision. What you have seen is actually inconsequential and infinitesimal compare to what is before you in marriage……give your life to Christ……go for deliverance and restart afresh. I am married with 3 children so I understand your plight and predicament.
Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by Aylawani: 11:46am On Dec 21, 2015
foreman:
She came into our house at 14. She calls me daddy. Now almost eighteen.

Now shes grown those things, fresh, firm and well shaped. I keep telling myself shes a kid. But my mind will not leave that place.

Madam travelled recently. This "kid" keeps jiggling those succulent things, intentionally or otherwise, I cant tell. Then I couldnt hold myself, I grabbed her when she served my food. I held and suckled like my life depended on them. Funny thing she didn't resist. I managed to let go when my conscience wouldn't let me. I had to visit a brothel to calm nerves that evening. Still throughout the night, my mind couldn't get rid of the twins.

Now, the problem is how do send this girl out of our house without raising suspicion. I am sure if she stays around, what I am trying to avoid will eventually happen.


...for you to visit a brothel says all about you, do not blame anyone for your woes. It is a great pity your innocent wife will also share in this. Quickly confess your sins to her and immediately run for a deep deliverance session.

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Romance / Re: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Aylawani: 9:09pm On Dec 16, 2015
beleza:
I am not in a good situation at the moment. I am in love with a guy who has a girlfriend.Before you judge me here is my story.I am a lady in my late 20s, pretty, funny, lovable and a good christian but the major problem I have been facing since I knew about dating is the kind of guys I get attracted,they are usually cool but unserious,have commitment issues, are emotionally unavailable and just want to sleep with me.I am very emotional and I tend to show my feelings towards a guy so soon.Secondly I have never had a relationship that lasted more than six months.

In my 4 years in the university, I didnt have any relationship, not that i didnt want but guys were not just coming.My friends always felt I should have a lot of admirers because of my looks but the reverse was the case.After school, the few ones I tried to have,turned out sour.One was my former fellowship pastor so I thought he will be serious as he was old enough for marriage.This was about 4 years ago.I was disappointed when I realised that he was just after sex.He started acting up, withdrawing, saying I was disturbing him emotionally and that he is tired.Later, he said we should do friends with benefit, I just cut him off totally. This was a supposed pastor trying to take advvantage of my weakness.

A year later in 2013 met another dude.It didnt last up to six months before we broke up due to our numerous differences.he also didnt make a commitment, the major thing was that we liked ourselves.It took me a long time to get time over him.fast forward to this year met a very funny and inteeligent guy.we met on an online socialnetworking site.he is in his 30's and he seemed just like my perfect man. There was this connection I had with him and we could talk about anything at anytime.snooped on his social media accounts and I didnt see any signs of a lady or girlfriend so I felt the coast was clear.Only for me to ask him one day and he says he is in a relationship,even showed me her photo.I had already started having feelings for him, it was hard to turn back.We were so attracted to each other and it was to hard to resist him even though I knew he just wanted sex from me.Dude travels out and isnt communicating like before, even though he told me his gf is in nigeria but I wasn't convinced.

Our major fallout was when on my birthday I didnt get message fro him until a day later, I decided to send a nasty message to him saying he was just after my body and all.Dude gets angry, I started apologising almost immediately, this happed in October.he just reads my messages doesnt reply doesnt pick my calls.Since the incident happend, I havent been myself, I have never begged or apologised to any one like this in my life, I have cried almost everyday for the past two months, I cant concentrate at work.He recently came back but didn't tell me but I found out on my own.Went to his house a few days ago unannounced just to apologize, He got more angry in the process saying he warned not to come without telling him.He said he has forgiven me and also apologized for leading on but ended up saying he has issues with people that dont trust him.The worst part is he knows I love him so he is doing this to hurt me more.

I just cant get him out of my mind, I think about him everyday, I am in a dilemma.we never had sex, we just kissed and touched so I dont understand what is going on. I still sent him msgs yesterday but he just read them and didnt reply.I have uninstalled my whatsapp because of him so I cant send him msgs.At this point, I am fed up, I don't why love treats me like this. I need your advice asap cry cry.


Seem not to read your current career path...........but I will advice you focus on your career while you go for deliverance (preferably at MFM church heaquarter or Prayer City-if you are in Lagos) to sort out this issue and your future. Really felt your pain.
Career / Re: Msc. Business Admin. Or Msc. Statistics. Advice Needed by Aylawani: 5:41pm On Dec 01, 2015
Contact me on lawani.ayodele@gmail.com

I have 2.1 in Statistics and work in a market research company........I will tell you many reasons you have to continue in Statistics line and also areas of focus that will make you more marketable.

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Crime / Re: Is This A New Style Police Use To Get Money Now? by Aylawani: 2:11pm On Oct 21, 2015
...This is for real...second time of reading this same tactic
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Obasanjo And Ernest Sonekan by Aylawani: 10:55am On Jun 01, 2015
...This is after Christian prayer.............replacing cap....receive sense.
Politics / Re: Photo Of MKO Abiola And Dele Alake After 1993 Elections by Aylawani: 12:54pm On Apr 20, 2015
...I wonder o..help ask him further o
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Pictured With The Liverpool Men Team by Aylawani: 4:39pm On Mar 12, 2015
Glowww:
Well done work
Make Niger proud o

Not Niger........it is 9ja or Naija or Nigeria
Health / Re: Help! 5 Miscarriages In 2.5years Of Marriage. by Aylawani: 11:01am On Mar 10, 2015
The Almighty God of Mountain of Fire is the answer. Needed serious deliverance. It is well, in Jesus name.

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Travel / Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by Aylawani: 8:48am On Jan 16, 2015
TochiPhotos:
"There is this girl I really like but I can't tell her cos I'm 14 and we are too young but each time she is around, my heart starts beating faster I don't know why" #humansoflagos

Please!!!,............Face your study!!!

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Travel / Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by Aylawani: 8:46am On Jan 16, 2015
TochiPhotos:
"I want to be a pilot but my dad said no, he doesn't want me to be sent to the north for aviation school cos of insecurity there." #humansoflagos

Why the North......when you can do same in Ilorin.
Family / Re: If You Know This And You Are Still Single, What Are You Waiting For? (picture) by Aylawani: 12:32pm On Jan 10, 2015
jnrbayano:
If you know this kerosine model stove and you are still single, my brother/my sister what are you waiting for?

cheesy grin cheesy

Na true you talk!!!

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Family / Re: It Is Proper To Have Sex During Fasting Period? by Aylawani: 10:22am On Jan 07, 2015
[quote author=robosky02 post=29537175]
with the new year around. lots of churches seem to be holding fasting programme. raging from 7 days to as much as 100 days fasting. a question that was put to me by a newly wedded woman is this:

"What scriptures teach that fasting and/or refraining from sex during a fast, and/or denying oneself lovemaking to your spouse? I am a newlywed and my husband told me that when a person fasts he/she cannot have sexual relationships. You must deny your flesh of all pleasures. Is it true? What scriptures back this up?"

thus my question to the house

it is proper to have sex during fasting period?
or
what level of intimacy is ok?
or
how should one behave is is total abstannace eg for those doing 100 days?

note this is very seroius. so your contribution is vital


The answer is as found below:

1 Corinthians 7:3–5

3.The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband.
4 The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife.
5 Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

Intimacy is allowed the moment daily fast has been broken till 11.59pm. Please shoot a mail to MFM or RCCG and get better understanding.
Religion / Re: Powerful Quote Of The Day By Pastor Adeboye by Aylawani: 10:16am On Jan 06, 2015
Liability:
adeboye and oyedepo stop the collection of tithes.....it is evil.


Thief thief pastors.

Stop commenting on what you don't know. Read below and get understanding:

Malachi 3:8-10 New International Version (NIV)

8 “Will a mere mortal rob God? Yet you rob me.

“But you ask, ‘How are we robbing you?’

“In tithes and offerings. 9 You are under a curse—your whole nation—because you are robbing me. 10 Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the Lord Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it.
TV/Movies / Re: How MTN Is Killing The Quality Of Project Fame West Africa With Greediness by Aylawani: 10:38pm On Sep 21, 2014
.....Since Shola's eviction I stopped watching this scrap
Education / Re: Why You Must Finish With At Least A 2.1 by Aylawani: 1:04pm On Sep 11, 2014
Good write up.
I had 2.1 in Statistics-2002 and experienced same. Started working 2005 and now an Associate Account Director.
Sports / Re: Serena Williams Wins 18th Grand Slam Title by Aylawani: 8:05am On Sep 08, 2014
natureblack: sorry op,buh the story is about Serena ,why post a muscular guy on the floor lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


....that is Serena on the floor!!!!

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Politics / Re: My Experience With SARS Operatives In Ibadan; Another SOKA In The Making! by Aylawani: 3:59pm On Aug 29, 2014
please take this info to twitter handle of The Nigerian Police....and other concerned authorities
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by Aylawani: 2:02pm On Jan 07, 2014
My candid advise to you is NEVER you try to tell your sister at this moment. Why? You would be labelled as the cause of the advance and it may(which is) cause hatred from your sister. Let your brother-in-law knows that you reveal it advance to your sister.........no bluffing please. If not for the SMS, do you know that he too would be strategising that because of the action you may receive from your sister you won't tell her-your sister? Please make sure you do no rash action and also make sure you pose your treat to him before your sister travel this Wednesday otherwise live too-especially if there is no niece/nephew responsibility; this will actually raise suspicion from your sister and also put a check on the husband. Really feel your pain. His desire must fail o.......because if his desire comes to fruition....it will bring monumental curse on the whole party involved whether directly or not. I will include you in my prayer in this fasting period.
Romance / Re: The Lady Everyman Will Want To Marry. by Aylawani: 3:28pm On Oct 30, 2013
nkemmu: What does it mean for a lady to be submisive to a man? I really want to get married but but my relationships dont always work out atall to mention of marriage.i know am very hotheaded,i also have some good sides anyway.from my heart,i want to be the good girl that every man will love to marry but i feel i lack those qualities.i envy the wifey material when i see them but....need your advise not insult abeg.

I have seen a know and confessed that married a hot born again christian brother; just to mention 1 example. You can't easily solve this challenge by yourself. I would like to know:
-How old are you?
-What is your career path?
-Do you currently have a good job?
-etc-and so many questions surrounding your background

Please take these step(s):
1-If you are Lagos, PLEASE! go for a counselling session at MFM @Onike, Iwaya-Yaba
2-Schedule yourself for a deliverance session @ MFM @Onike, Iwaya-Yaba or Prayer City Lagos-Ibadan expressway:full week or weekend; as time permitted
3-Accept that marriage issue is not a space/galactic science, nothing to be paranoid or eccentric about
4-Be born again and live a Christ-like life.........it is well with you in Jesus Name
Crime / Re: Enugu, Crime Capital Of Nigeria – Survey by Aylawani: 2:10pm On Oct 22, 2013
Whether Enugu or wherever, tribal sentiment should not dragged into this..............I am a social researcher in Lagos with a global market research firm and deal with this kind of data and survey daily....this is not about tribe.....just a findings
Crime / Re: Enugu, Crime Capital Of Nigeria – Survey by Aylawani: 2:05pm On Oct 22, 2013
chima12: Yorubas showing their true colours.yorubas always resort to propoganda whenever they see competition.they are using the media to tell lies against the aviation minister and enugu state just because they feel threatenend with the emergence of enugu international airport.as we speak,yorubas are already gearing up to launch propoganda against ibaka seaport in akwa ibom state which they see as a threat to lagos port monopoly in the maritime sector.


.....I am a social researcher in Lagos, I watch the team that came up with this survey on AIT yesterday.........they are all Igbo. Please always read in between the line understanding and unbiased biased mind.

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Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by Aylawani: 12:57pm On Apr 08, 2013
Barcholder:

The source for my numbers are as follows:

1. Average petrol and diesel consumption rates at the current official fuel prices are readily available via any google search. A recent report at the start of 2012 done PRIOR to the partial subsidy removal had the figures of 46.3 per kWh and 47.78 kWh for petrol and diesel generators respectively. This has subsequently risen by 50% as you will be well aware.

2. PHCN costs per kWh figures, again, are widely available through any google search.

3. Solynta Energy, a UK based company about to launch into the Nigerian domestic and commercial markets, are providing complete solar solutions at a comparable price of 15.5 naira per kWh. Here is how that number is calculated.

A 1kW PV solar power system (including installation) sells for N800,000, and produces 57,000 kWh of electricity over 25 years. The total cost of that system, including replacement costs of Inverters every 10 years, and batteries every 5 years, is N883,776. So, simply divide the cost by the number of kWh produced, and you get a cost per kWh of 15.5.

This is irrefutable fact.

Please note that these numbers assume ZERO start up cost for both generators and PHCN. Including those costs will increase the cost per kWh as you can appreciate. Solar on the other hand, is totally an upfront cost. Once incurred, there are practically zero maintenance and replacement costs over at least 25 years.

The average generator costs per kWh are generally higher the smaller the generator is. The numbers used are an average number based on generators between 1 kva and 100 kva. So, the average for household generators is likely to be about 10-15% higher than quoted.

Solar Power can support anything from a single room, right up to the largest factory installation. There is no limit to the amount of Energy Solar panels can produce, because there is no limit to the amount of energy the sun can produce (its the most powerful energy source on earth by some order of magnitude). The only constraint is the amount of roof space your house has to lay the panels on. The average home has sufficient roof space to generate 4 times the amount of energy it requires.

It seems Nigeria is in the wilderness in terms of Solar knowledge, whilst the rest of the world takes it up with massive gusto. We are very backwards it seems.

http://www.solarcity.com/
http://www.smh.com.au/environment/energy-smart/australians-lead-in-fitting-solar-panels-on-homes-20120817-24dxd.html

Just a little snippet of information for you. Nigerians please wake up.


...insightful, but how do we source for a good solar panel systems in Lagos, Nigeria?
Agriculture / Re: Reasons Why Fish Farmers Fail In Nigeria by Aylawani: 4:26pm On Apr 02, 2013
booqee: Thanks op. Nice write up. Yeah fish farming requires a lot experience and hardwork.
I remember once when the fishes in my dad's farm were sick, we kept giving them food and introducing salt into the water, but they just kept dying the more. It was not until later b4 we knew it was 'overfeeding' dat caused their sickness. Anyway OTC was the saviour. But by then we had lost close to a thousand fishes angry

...what is OTC?

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