₦airaland Forum

Dog wey go even get Will, Accountant and Lawyer. Even for dogs equality no dey

EmperorIsaac:
We have been invited to dogs' and cats" birthdays (which I will continue to say no to, of course). Post-modernism comes with some touch of psychological decline over time.

no be when Dem tell you say you go collect golden plated iphone

autoez:
When you don't have any problems in life, you somehow try to create one. Dog wey we go don use do asun

even cancer, oga oh

Olaide1295:
In simple words, the Japanese do not want Nigerians to come to their country. No white-washing needed.

before we begin to overdo, if they don't it's likely the population of Nigerians in that location will jump to as high as 1 to 5 million within 5 to 10 years, even Ghana and Togo are complaining of our influx to their villages

bulunton:
Hi married women, how do you love your husband knowing he loves his mom more than you.

This is it if you want to get his love, care so much about his mother too, put it in your plan to always find something to give his mum. Ask him more about his mum, the sacrifices that she made, ask about his dad too and his sibling, focus on asking questions and not making conclusion. You can even plan your questions, may be once every week. Whatever makes your husband happy join him in it too. Before you know it he will handover the matter of his mum to you as if you are her actual daughter, especially when you chose to be giving her money every month no matter how small it is. Then you move on to ask for a favour from him too to reach out to your mum, ask him what you both can do for your mother's. Like I said yours is asking questions, that will lead to decision. Before you know it you will be the one in charge, the man will love you so much because he can trust you enough to remember his source

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Belurved1:
Chai Madam Cecilia Ibru murdered Oceanic bank.

Oceanic bank (RIP).

No she didn't instead she and some of her fellow MDs of other banks were victims of Sanusi paranoia

franchasofficia:
This man called Atiku Abubakar is far better than Bola Tinubu but many Nigerians were deceived and lied to.


Atiku will be a far more better President than Buhari and Tinubu combined.



His liberal stand towards extreme Islamic doctrines has been the reason his Northern brothers don't give him the maximum support he needed to become President of Nigeria, I do feel for him, Nigeria despise good hearted people

You don't know so much to and research about CIA record about his influence in Kaduna riot during Obasanjo tenure

Racoon:
Why are you lamenting Oga? Tambuwa betrayed Nyesom Wike. Then Wike betrayed Atiku Abubakar. Now Damagun that Wike gave a lifeline have also given it back to Wike.

Then Wike is going to betray Tinubu in time to come. This the unique thing with backstabbers - betrayal is always the watch word. Enjoy it sir.

and that is how Nigerian politics works, personal interest first

Adenike16:
Let’s be real, almost every salary earner in Nigeria has faced this at one point:
Your salary comes in, you plan carefully, but before month-end, something urgent pops up — bills, school fees, transport issues, or even health expenses. Suddenly, you’re left wondering how to cope until the next payday.
Some people run to friends, others lean on office contributions (ajo/esusu), while some try to negotiate with service providers. But what if those options fail?
So my question is to fellow salary earners here:
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I feel this is a discussion that can really help many of us. Let’s share experiences.
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money must keep increasing but it's static

Jasonxxx:
Tinubu has really done proactively well for the Nigerian economy.
- Education is now free
- There is 24 hours stable electricity
- No more corruption.
- Nigeria is now the Giant of Africa
- There are lots of food banks in each LGAs
- No more insecurities
Please, a round applause for City boy 👏

You'd better don't wait on the government and learn a skill that would change your life or you take your Japa Plans seriously like your life depends on it...BECAUSE IT DOES!!!

It's seems as if na you be Governor Amuneke's editor

Tohsynetita1:
It has been materialized , Na the risk taker dey make money.

I hope you did not lose your money

AI has taken your job, man you have to either switch skills or you build something that can be spinning money for you, not just building websites for companies. Create your own SAAS or digital product or services that will solve a problem payable for. Website creation has partially been disrupted

King2305:
Well. Let me not use the word tribalistic but there is a common trait among the yorubas. I won't generalize it cuz everyone is not same. Yorubas are good guys

I am Yoruba and I can boldly say, every Nigerian tribe is tribalistic, it is the rating that is low and I feel that of Yoruba is even lower than others, but because of the high population of Yoruba compared to others, it will be so glaring. Meanwhile, his stance about Yoruba being Tribalistic must have been rooted from the idea of not giving their houses to rent to some tribes like Igbos, but that is not general. It's common to know that a landlord or landlady rents out his or her apartment to a renter only for the renter to bring in like 5 to 10 person's, when that is common then labelling becomes the next order.

oliverwrites:
Hi all, I started this thread last year but it hasn't gotten enough views and still want more opinions.

Hi all, I need ideas and want to borrow from you all.

If you are family man and have 25-50m loose cash to invest, what will you invest it on?

Please I am not interested in any Japa talks, it is not for me and I won't consider it at all.

I am looking for businesses that can fetch me between 3-5m profit per month.

I am currently on the verge of putting 5m on a farm but want another business that I can invest 25-50m on that is able to fetch me 3-5m per month.

Any update about your plans

Rootprof:
I'm from kwara and can confirm things going on in kwara north and some other parts of the state is not funny. I know more of Edu and Patigi, no week without kidnapping or killing. This areas are predominantly farmers, kidnapper collecting 30m, 70m even 100 million from rural people. It's crazy. It started from borno-Niger-kwara/kogi tell oyo ogun to get prepared. Someone said it's an agenda.

na fhoolani agenda na, they want to claim ownership of all lands

safarifarms:
Sho should have let bygones be bygones. I'd respected her for not fueling the drama.
Israel will be triggered. Drama to resume in full force

as if you don't know the average woman, they want you to worship them, when you don't they keep feeling entitled and regretful

sammyscholar:
Being one of the top-tier banks in Nigeria, what's UBA waiting for?

the want to swallow the smaller ones

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OriOko88:
DSS will soon grow tired of sowore just like the Nigeria police. The man no send their papa atal. Dem go arrest am tire

Olopa ati DSS ma ko Sowore tire.

he is using them to gain popularity against the next election

Kastonkastroll:
NO oga sowore you are wrong on this. The DSS of recent have been very proactive. Most of the successes the military are recording by annihilating bandits and terrorists have the DSS prints on it.


Those guys are trying these days and thats a visible fact!

so why didn't they apprehend the ones working in Kogi and Kwara State that have been killing people daily

Preciousgirl:
Meaning I will lose the fight? What is your basis? From scriptures

Read Deuteronomy 32:35 and Romans 12:19 it will explain it all to you

xtianchris:
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unfortunately I am not the type women will like

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heartbraker:
Hi Nairaland, I need advice.

A friend of mine gave me a girl’s number. I know she’s in my church, and I really like her. I’m wondering if it’s okay to message her. I’m trying to stay confident, grounded, and not come off as needy.

Here’s the situation:

My friend said I like her, so he passed the number.

I haven’t messaged her yet, and I don’t want to lose my frame.

I’m aware she may not respond immediately or may not be online.


I want to send a message that is friendly, confident, and emotionally intelligent — something that sparks interest without being overly flirty or desperate.

Nairalanders, how would you word this message? How can I approach this situation correctly without losing my confidence or frame?

Chat her up, don't try to impress her, before chatting her up tell yourself she is not worth it, get other numbers too like 3 to 4 and make her the last on the list of options. Chat her up and tell her you got her number and felt like you can vibe with her but if she is not interested it's not a bad idea to move on to others, before then ensure you are already getting close to others, ladies love competition. Also, get something doing do not be an NFF making your life revolve around her, she is not the most beautiful lady on earth, be so busy that she is not your only attention. Let the conversation turn to her being the one trying to catch up that is the only way you can win, I think you should check the likes of Jessica OS on YouTube her videos can be of help. Meanwhile don't break her heart oh, it's a very wrong destroying what you aren't interested in, it does not only destroy her it destroys you in the long run

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Leave fight for another time, go silent mode and work on yourself. Your stamina can't carry the fight, and what does the bible said about revenge, leave it to God. Send the man a message, you have weigh the whole matter it does not worth you fighting about it , settle the matter, negotiate and move on.

Rindo69:
So as a criminal, should his stool be left vacant for his to come back and occupy? Is it okay for criminals to occupy positions of leadership even if the crime was committed in other jurisdictions?

we must have been saying the same thing then, his seat should be transferred now

Rindo69:
Is asking for funds a crime? So he asked for funds, got the funds and used it for his personal needs?

As an elder in his community and a monarch, is it culturally okay for his people to call him a criminal or will that be disrespectful?

Bros na criminal him be, he used his people to get money and did not fulfil the promise made to the government. Wetin Dem dey call person wey corner other people money in your language