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FoodRe: What's The Weirdest Thing Hunger Made You Do? by Ayoolamax: 11:46am On Sep 30, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
Just as the subject above.

What is the weirdest things hunger makes you do?

Mine is..

When i was living alone as a young man. There was one particular week that i was damn broke. No money on me except #1000. I use the money to made yam porridge. Hunger no make me do weirdest things than it reset my factory settings. Ire ooooo

But can you imagine that i turn the yam porrigde into soup?

I beg my landlady for garri, she accept and i made eba with it. Using the yam porridge soup to step it down. embarassed

May god help us all
Hunger no make me do weirdest things than it reset my factory settings. Ire ooooo
RomanceRe: Registrar Refuses To Wed Groom With Dreadlocks At Ikoyi Registry by Ayoolamax: 11:37am On Sep 30, 2021
Kayzy8:
Marriage registrar at Ikoyi registry refuses to wed groom because of his deadlocks.

The groom and his friend Ubi Franklin, who was there to support the groom, had to go out to buy a traditional cap for the man to wear over his suit to cover his dreadlocks before he was allowed to wed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Avglowrvo0



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUZpuBsgs60/?utm_medium=copy_link
Nothing bad in it in a good and civilized society but because of ow our country is today, we all need to act normal to avoid unwanted story or story that touch. Ire ooooooo
TravelRe: Diasporans How Much Do You Spend In Nigeria During Visits? by Ayoolamax: 12:19pm On Sep 28, 2021
Chuky7:
A female friend on mine said she burnt through 1m she's says Nigeria is expensive from houses data etc and that you have to keep spending she prefers the one time payments for services( i.e. in some cases)
Humm , i wanna tell you, this topic u bring up . I came to naija last year February i nearly blame myself cos the i spent almost a million. From data to petrol to food and long time friend with family. Though i spent almost 4month before traveled back, it nothing sha cos i enjoy my self.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Osinbajo’s Presidential Posters Flood Osun by Ayoolamax: 7:09am On Sep 28, 2021
Ecstasy154:
https://thenationonlineng.net/2023-osinbajos-presidential-posters-flood-osun/
Most ppl dont know ow politics work especially in nigeria , i told one of my friend that south west will be president and it will be osinbajo but he he quickly ask me what about tinubu and i told him that yes tinubu is qualify as all everybody in the south west but some ppl have some score yo settle with tinubu . And i also told him that all the tinubu ppl parading them self as swagger selling the candidate of tinubu they are doing so with the instruction from jagaban but all of them no that the real candidate they will all work for is osinbajo but they need to ride on candidature of tinubu for more ppl to belive in it when the time comes , some are even saying tinubu have not declare is intention, i told him also that is part of the game plan. Sooner he will speak out and raise the hand of osinbajo up for the work and with that everybody will see him as a good leader but all is politics and that how it play.
PoliticsRe: National Convention: PDP Zoning Committee Meeting Deadlocked, Moved To Thursday by Ayoolamax: 6:42am On Sep 26, 2021
edumakayy:
ASUU STRIKE IS HERE AGAIN
STUDY ABROAD WITH LOWER TUITION..
CALL US WITH THE NUMBERS BELOW
you are all insane in this country, so you are happy as ASUU want to go on strike again abi , so u can reep ppl from there little income with this ur dubious and fake schooling abroad of a thing. Nonchalant element.
PoliticsRe: National Convention: PDP Zoning Committee Meeting Deadlocked, Moved To Thursday by Ayoolamax: 6:25am On Sep 26, 2021
DoctorDree:
Nobody is talking about the over 30 soldiers wasted on Friday
wating you want make we talk about it? Abi u want to create another ethnic issue or u want make we go wake them up?
PoliticsRe: Ganduje, Kano Delegation Visit Asiwaju Bola Tinubu In London (photo) by Ayoolamax: 9:45am On Sep 17, 2021
AchalugoNwa:
Tinubu is a bastard drug dealing vagabond
like your papa too if u still have one . Best idiot of the year who dont give respect to the elder . Hope u will still get married to a man and how would you feel if some ppl call ur husband bastard infront of ur children. So pls change and behave.
SportsRe: Pictures Of Gianni Infantino And Babajide Sanwo-Olu At The Aisha Buhari Cup by Ayoolamax: 7:13am On Sep 16, 2021
Judolisco:
Dem dey kidnap children everyday for North but na football matter and dubai concern our first lady... There is God oh... Dame patience Jonathan 2014
Baba all this ur lamentation will not solve the problem ,even if another president take over it will still be the same thing. So please let relax ourself and plan for a better future for ourself. Just leave aisha buhari and let God judge everyone including me and you. Ire ooooo
SportsRe: Ronaldo Reacts As Young Boys Defeat Man United by Ayoolamax: 11:49am On Sep 15, 2021
kemika8989:
nawa oooo Manchester united fan's no dey here again none of them comment.
when you dey talk like this , watin barca fan go do. ������
RomanceRe: South African Lady Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday, Says She's Still A Virgin (Pix) by Ayoolamax: 7:13am On Sep 14, 2021
Righteousness2:
Any lady or Gentleman who remains a Virgin until marriage and Understands how to walk with GOD, will very easily get things from GOD.
But they will need extra holly spirit to pass the test of time.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Getting Married To A Lady He Met Through Me – Lady Cries Out by Ayoolamax: 5:07pm On Sep 09, 2021
BECAUSE HE SEE WHAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE IN HER , THAT WHY I USE TO SAY THAT A RESPONSIBLE GUY DO USE THERE SENSES NOT THIER PRICK. MY DEAR LADY PLS BE HUMBLE AND BE RESPONSIBLE . SERIOUS GUY DONT WASTE THERE TIME AGAIN.
TravelRe: FG Reopens Eko Bridge In Lagos by Ayoolamax: 7:10am On Aug 13, 2021
Kingjay007:
FG will just be opening and closing the bridge without any major noticeable repair done.
Dont just comment for the sake of comment pls use ur sense sir .
BusinessRe: Lagos State Govt Directs ASPAMDA Caretakers To Conduct Election In 60-90 Days by Ayoolamax: 4:16am On Aug 10, 2021
DOTian:
What is the business of Lagos State government with the non governmental leadership within the markets? These are non governmental organizations for crying out loud! Will the Lagos state government direct the Lagos branch of the Nigerian Bar Association to conduct elections within 60 days because they organization is having some internal wranglings? Why is the Lagos State government since the coming of Tinubu so desperate to dictate to Igbo traders? Why is he not ordering the cow traders to conduct elections quickly too?
For your mind you don talk better thing abi? Bro pls next time allow your brain to work for you instead of your leg .
CrimeRe: 10-Year-Old Bello Abdulkadir Ado, A Vigilante Member In Katsina Carrying Gun by Ayoolamax: 8:34am On Aug 04, 2021
Something is not just nomal with this country, i swear
TravelRe: UAE Lifts ban on Transit flights From Nigeria, India, Others On August 5 by Ayoolamax: 8:17pm On Aug 03, 2021
AutoBodyParts:
Dubai am coming. Been waiting for this news
Bros humm, this ur dubai coming get as it be oooooo, DUBAI; make i no talk wating they my mind ooooo.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu To Make Position Known After APC Convention by Ayoolamax: 9:03am On Aug 03, 2021
AchalugoNwa:
Tinubu is a bastard drug dealing vagabond
like ur papa abi?
Best idiot of the year.
PoliticsRe: Lawyers Kick As Benin Republic Plots Igboho’s Deportation To Nigeria by Ayoolamax: 8:27am On Jul 30, 2021
Ogbenia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po6E3SoGR2o

Sunday Igboho is no longer with the police, his lawyer revealed.
Which fake world is watching abi them no watch when kanu was deported from kenya, yes i want sunday igboho to be free but , i dont want to be hearing all this word that world , icc, un are watching or they will take action against naija . They are all the same.
PoliticsRe: FG Releases ₦2.5 Billion For Deplorable Eleme-One Section Of East West Road by Ayoolamax: 7:10am On Jul 30, 2021
Andyvilly:
I don't know why we still celebrate road construction and completion as an achievement in Nigeria in the modern era?
Who tell you say we naija dey modern era, bros we still dey 19th century oooo, if no be so, no be the thing wey we suppose for long we now they do . And u now talk say modern era; infact we still they 18th century.
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Olympics Disqualification: Okagbare Slams Sports Administrators by Ayoolamax: 4:42pm On Jul 29, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
Buhari and his Fulani cohorts have destroyed even the sports we were managing.

Haba!

How can cluelessness be so infectious.

Economy is in shambles
Agriculture is almost destroyed
Education is gasping
Sports done collapse
Naira is dead
Jobs and Youths zero
Social Investment nil
Military that you claim to own zero

Kai, where did you people bring this man from?
bro pls dont be sentiment about what she said , cos all what she said has been our probem from the day one. So let be sincere here . Thanks .
PoliticsRe: CBN To Launch Digital Currency Following Osinbajo’s Suggestion by Ayoolamax: 7:08am On Jul 24, 2021
4tomandchi:
They should first of all lift the ban on other crypto assets and Twitter before dreaming to own crypto.

The CBN should also know that the real boost to digital assets are not the investment from a single country's patronage but the global market.

Bitcoin is American but their biggest market is China, India and Nigeria. China recently lunch a state owned crypto but I doubt if 10% of Nigerian crypto investors knows the name.

The CBN creating our own crypto currency while placing a ban on the rest is outrageous and ignoramus the project is dead on arrival.
bro it call yuhanpay, real nigga go know it naa.
TravelRe: How Much Would It Cost To Travel To Dubai? by Ayoolamax: 8:22pm On Jul 08, 2021
saxokay:
are you going there to search for job or to enjoy your self for a while?

if it's to search for a job 900k is ok
900k for which dubai ooo,pls shey naa the same popular daubai ?
PoliticsRe: Buni Was Not Properly Nominated As APC National Chairman – PDP by Ayoolamax: 7:59am On Jul 05, 2021
nelcliff:
The time is drawing closer. 2023 wahala.. God help us.

In another news, Contact me for your PayPal acct that send and receive money in Nigeria. Get your US, CANADA and UK phone number to verify your FACEBOOK, TWITTER, WHATSAPP, FIVERR and UPWORK Accts.
Hey guy let talk on business
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested, Extradited To Nigeria, Arrived Nigeria On Sunday by Ayoolamax: 4:05pm On Jun 29, 2021
Seniorwriter:
Interesting....

I'm on the watch to see how this new development if true will turnout.

I hope it is true so that there be a blockbuster of engagements between the factions involved.
I'm sure he'll be charged for arson, treason and falsehood in all his Biafra struggle et al.

However it turns out I'm sure the international community has Nigeria as spotlight.


@Seniorwriter
Which international community are you referring to, are they not the one that sell him out for FG, brother there is more to this news .
Foreign AffairsRe: Parts Of United States And Canada West Coast Record Temperatures Above 46°C by Ayoolamax: 8:16am On Jun 29, 2021
AlhajiBitcoin:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57634700
46° small come to uae , you go see how person face they change cos of hot temperature.
Mostly it rise up to 50° to 65°
CrimeAnother Crime Committed By Nigerian In Uae by Ayoolamax(op): 8:53pm On Jun 27, 2021
We all shouting that our country is bad, that our government is not rising to our needs, yeah which is true, but did our own character also justify the life that we leave? Two weeks ago we heard about how some nigerian guys killed them self for a selfish reason at sharjah , and another one just happen here in Abu Dhabi, when some guys went a far to one arab house and kill him, his wife and took away huge amount money from them . Uae government is now tracking every nigerian in abu dhabi and they've also ban every direct employment visa from nigeria until further notice, this is the fact . Pls let be guided.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Hints At Bello Matawalle's Defection To APC by Ayoolamax: 11:01am On Jun 27, 2021
Militant30:
Who cares?
YOU CARES OOO MY BROTHER.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by Ayoolamax: 2:53pm On Jun 20, 2021
Dashlish12:
Bro please how can i reach u; never knew there are jobs that pay that much in uae, abeg pls put me through the right procedure and total expenses of migratin to dubai and securing that kind of job with good pay. Thank u. @Ayoolamax
you can message me on whatsapp no , +2349060305853 but remember to put the+234 thank.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by Ayoolamax: 11:51am On Jun 20, 2021
xscoffy:
Make your inquiries well before leaving nigeria. Most niggas in some asian countries only do some pretty jobs that pays them less than 150k when converted to NIGERIA currency. D rest are doing yahoo or dugs. I have spoke to many persons in dubai.
Asian country like Dubai should be d last resort for someone who plans leaving nigeria to make it.
Brother you are right but i want to tell you this , the less salary u can get here in uae is 1k aed, when converted to naija money; it's 130k to 135 depend on the rate. So many companies pay like 1200aed or 1500aed, so now tell me if a man that is working in naija and earning 50k to 80k in naija and still making use of it in a good way and now see a bigger opportunity in dubai and they pay him 150k or 180k pls wont he be happy? And let me tell u something most of the company do provide accommodation for there staffs so it only food that u will be spending on and saving the rest . And i want to tell u that like me am workings at restaurant here in uae and and earning 2500aed at the end of the month which is approximately to 337k and the company provide accommodation , see the problem of most youth is that they dont hold to the little they have instead they go in to dubious act and do crime , and let me tell you this there are still many class u can attend online to butress ur
working skills. Before u forget remeber that uae is still a developing country that based there energy in contructing Towers, roads and most ppl that work in this areas are india, Pakistan bagladish who dont value money and they are not expose , u will see some naija working there too but there are reason behind it , Vietnam, Philippines are for prostitute, European countries come here for business and relaxation why we in african or let me say west african are in to restaurant though some part of educated Indias and Philippines are in for chef but we african are in for waiter . And also african are in to dubious act like fraud , killings , robbery, and clubing. So brother if a naija guy knows what he is doing and want to be responsible enough he can still make it in uea . Thanks .
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by Ayoolamax: 9:58am On Jun 20, 2021
SimplyFacts:
It's better to remain a barren than giving birth to any of these things - calling these ones humans would just be an insult to some of us. I just pray they are all arrested there in Dubai so they can taste their kinda judgment - like public beheading.

They are kuku useless to Nigeria already.
Brother nothing like judgment ooo naa to just deport them and also ban them not to enter uae again. And that is the bad aspect of uae . They don't act if the issue is not affecting there local ppl.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by Ayoolamax: 9:52am On Jun 20, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
Dam!! Shey dem dey do party for that room them attack ni? Cause I don't understand how such a number of people will be killed in that room they attacked.
brother i hope u will understand how Nigerian or let me say african ppl leave here in dubai.i just dey wonder while some just choose to be the agnnt of darkness. If u see the level of how real naija guy dey work , my brother u go just pity, though it pays with money that is far more better than naija ooo , if u dont even fall to all those najia Albab.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by Ayoolamax: 9:21am On Jun 20, 2021
doffman:
Deport all of them quickly . They will get brain in Nigeria. What a stupid set of people tarnishing their parents dignity abroad.
Brother even if they deport them, they will still add to the problem of naija cos they wont see small money or job as anything good and guess what they will then start there criminal act in naija wey security is really bad.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by Ayoolamax: 9:12am On Jun 20, 2021
Sanchez01:
My baby sister lives in Dubai. Now isn't the time to do this but according to her, the cultists are of a particular region.

There seems to be concentration of particular Nigerian ethnic groups in different countries. Edo folks are mostly found in Italy, either prostituting or cult clashing; Yoruba folks are mostly Ghana, and partly India. But you see India, UAE and South Africa? We all know who reigns in these countries save we want to pretend.
pls brother let stop all this , though i know were you are driving to with this but we can't continue like this cos there still many sensible ppl that still want to leave naija for duabi , let me tell you this there are real naija ppl work legitimately and making the country proud. And like i said in my earlier coment, uae will soon be like USA and other European countries that is strict with there visa. Cos the problem of naija is too much most especially in ajman, sharjah, Al ain and abu dihabi

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