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Family › Re: If You've Drank From This Cup, How Old Is Your 2nd Born? by ayoshyne(m): 12:13am On Mar 22

Wawelexy:
04 - 06.... Didn't continue at Somori which is the senior classes.... I left at first term JSS 3 and switched to private school...

You should know master....

The homosexual guy lol he had a collection of those Ikebe super magazines AKA nakson that he lured young boys with.
Only God knows if he’s still alive or not, last I saw him was at IJu Ishaga roundabout around 2010

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by ayoshyne(m): 6:35am On Nov 25, 2025

Please, has anyone heard of this organization or had an interview with them?
Below was an invite for an interview.

We are pleased to invite you to attend an interview for the position of
Logistics Officer at All Best Group of companies.

Interview Details:

Date: Tuesday,25th, November 2025

Time: 11:00 AM

Venue: 8, Ibiyemi Street, Off osolo way, Ajao Estate, Oshodi/Isolo,
Lagos State

Contact Person: Chiamaka *********

Kindly confirm your availability by replying to this email.

We look forward to meeting with you.

Best regards,
Chiamaka Molokwu
All Best Group Of Companies

Travel › Re: 6 Types Of People You’ll Meet In A Danfo (and Why You’ll Never Forget Them) by ayoshyne(m): 12:08am On Jul 15, 2025

streetfabulous:
Loud phone calls or playing music and video without earpiece in the bus annoys me every time.

So Irritating.
And they think just cos the music is sweet to them, it would be sweet to other passengers lol

Travel › Re: Over 100 Passengers Including Borno Deputy Gov Escape Max Air Mishap by ayoshyne(m): 5:50am On Dec 06, 2024

Originalsly:
.... didn't even think of this! .... I was thinking which one bird can cause an engine to shut down .... that it must be an ostrich....but they don't fly ...then with the Thanksgiving hangover ... I was thinking it must be an overweight turkey ... but they don't fly either. ..so what bird got sucked in? ...at night?...it must be an owl ....maybe a bat?...but neither can cause engine shut down. Damn liar ....poor or no maintenance.

The comment I was waiting for lol

Celebrities › Re: Mohbad’s Widow Agrees To DNA Test To Determine Son’s Paternity by ayoshyne(m): 2:13pm On Oct 28, 2024

Samogloby:
Hmmm ! Who's thinking what I'm thinking, maybe secret DNA has been conducted to ascertain the true father of Liam and it was confirmed before she now aggree publicly to the request of the family. Just my thoughts!

Was actually waiting for someone to make this comment.
Exactly my thought. 😎

Health › Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by ayoshyne(m): 12:42pm On Mar 12, 2024

airsaylongcome:
Not if it is set to the right pressure. Mine is set to a fairly comfortable pressure that will flush anything. Most people install theirs without a pressure injection so it trickles and they think that's how all bidets are

Your fingers are to still assist the bidet to ensure no residues are left, no one is condemning the use of bidets, unassisted with your hand still would not certify you 100% free from dirt regardless of the pressure.

Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by ayoshyne(m): 6:55pm On Nov 02, 2023

Pls guys, can anyone avail me the current visa fee for visitors visa.

Also would I need to do biometric cos I applied for study visa in 2015 and was denied, an agent told me if it’s not up to 10 years I last applied, I wouldn’t need to pay for biometric if applying now.

Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by ayoshyne(m): 6:25am On Apr 24, 2023

Hi guys, please did anyone here capture on feb 8 this year at Ikoyi, any info if you got your passports already?
Communicated with an insider there last week and he said the passport numbers being produced at the moment are digits starting from 120 and mine falls in category of 130.
Anticipating responses please.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Job Invite Real by ayoshyne(m): 9:24pm On May 15, 2021

It isn’t fake but a staged invite to tell u travel stories and how they can help u travel by first joining their platform and wide range of levels to subscribe to monetarily and how u can also market their travel opportunities for them.
They deceive people with different job title invites but use the same office address.
I’ve received countless job invites with different company names but with same office location and address.
Beware! They are time wasters!!!

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Police Releases Numbers To Call For Complaints Against FSARS by ayoshyne(m): 9:39am On Oct 05, 2020

Kizyte:
https://twitter.com/PoliceNG/status/1312879274995712000?s=19[/quote]“Pot calling kettle black” ole ji, ole gba. What’s the difference between SARZ and the Police? Reporting thief to thief lol this country is a joke.

Crime › Re: 20-Year-Old Girl Raped And Killed In Illorin (Disturbing Photos) by ayoshyne(m): 11:10pm On Jul 08, 2020

Zendinho:
In as much as I CONDEMN RAPE AND RAPISTS in totality, we must learn not to associate every death or attack of the female folks to rape else INNOCENT souls will be wasted on suspicion.

Having CONDEMNED RAPE AND RAPISTS, a careful, security check, intelligence and scrutiny at the corpse could suggest an attack on the lady since her property like palms slippers, dress etc are still intact on herself.

Nevertheless, I think the current federal government/ administration have FAILED WOEFULLY in the security sector. Therefore, we should be extremely careful, watch over for trouble spots and avoid them at all cost.
The country is currently in a state of comatose, Topsy turvy and disarray.

RIP TO THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUL

Exactly, everything on her seem intact, if she was raped, she ought to have been found naked except the deed had been committed by the perpetrator somewhere else then brought the body to be dumped where it was found. Quite a sad way to die. RIP to her.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Smart Phone Users Who Are Ready To Work Few Hrs Are Needed Urgently by ayoshyne(m): 6:02pm On Jun 23, 2020

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Health › Re: My Ordeal With VIO For Not Wearing Face-Mask Inside My Car by ayoshyne(m): 5:06pm On Jun 07, 2020

chillex8:
It was a trap.
You should have worn it before lowering your windows.

Driving privately without face mask isn’t an offense.
By lowering your windows to communicate, you are already in the public space.

Wisdom no go kill u my guy�

Autos › Re: 2007 Model Toyota Camry Sportz Used Selling Cheap by ayoshyne(m): 8:33am On May 05, 2020

hubcruz:
Leather seats.
Ac chilling.
Alloy wheels.
4plugs Engine.
Lots more.

Location: Abuja

Price: 1.450m

Call Mr Tony: 07064603556
Email: edaautos@gmail.com.
BBM: D8863984
Whats app: 07064603556
IG:@hubcruz

Please take note: In order to curb fraudulent activities, No form of payment should be made or will be accepted unless after physical inspection and agreement. Thanks for your patronage.

Is it first body? Plus I reside in Lagos.

Health › Re: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by ayoshyne(m): 10:40pm On Apr 14, 2020

You are doing well

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Politics › Re: Buhari Approves ₦15 Billion Intervention Funds, Releases Aircraft To NCDC by ayoshyne(m): 11:47pm On Mar 26, 2020

Lanrelagboi:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/coronavirus-buhari-approves-n15bn-intervention-funds-releases-aircraft-for-emergency-operations.html

Audio Buhari, is he just waking up? Things he ought to have done since the inception of the pandemic. Let the media break the harsh news of him escaping out of naija with kyari as it was alleged he tested positive.
This new update is too smart a move for Buhari to coordinate, I'm sure someone else who stepped into his shoes is making these moves and making us believe it is Buhari doing such smart moves. Only the smart will understand.

Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by ayoshyne(m): 1:13pm On Jan 04, 2020

Demicoker:
Go to the Canada website,you will know what to do from there..sign up with gckey..just follow the instructions there

Many thanks sir.

Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by ayoshyne(m): 8:27am On Jan 04, 2020

Demicoker:
Is best you link you paper app to the cic online account..that’s more active than the vfs tracking

Pls sir, how do I link my paper app to the CIC online, cos I've also been experiencing the "no records found" anytime i track it since 2nd of December till now.

Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by ayoshyne(m): 12:07pm On Dec 19, 2019

ty01:
Patience is a virtue! Just be patient they will eventually release it. Those guys are erratic; they can be pretty fast (within two weeks) and I’ve heard of 3 months as well. Just recently, my boss had to write them to cancel his visa that he doesn’t need the visa any longer as he needs to travel the following day after waiting endlessly; that same day was when they released his passport to him with visa on it. At times, they run out of visa slip as well; this is Naija.

I guess not being able to track your application is a new development cos I submitted application on December 2nd also (paper route). I got confirmation my documents has been sent to IRCC.
Visa application, tracking ID No. ********** has been received at the Lagos OC VAC on 2019-12-03 10:20:14 AM GMT Standard Time and is on transit to the IRCC Office in Lagos OC ,for processing.

And I tried tracking from the following week, I got response to the tracking saying, 'no records found' I mailed them and this was the response I got

Dear Sir/Madam,

Thank you for writing to VFS

Kindly be informed that your application is not ready yet for collection; it is still under processing at the Embassy.

Unlike 2015 when my brother applied for canadian study visa, he was able to track from the following week, I guess what we are experiencing now is a new development.

So I will advise those still waiting be patient and not to worry. It will end in praise in Jesus name.

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Car Talk › Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by ayoshyne(m): 11:37am On Dec 19, 2019

jahbiz:
Even if you park it in your compound and cover it...one day you will wake up and still find a scratch on it cos those kids will want to write ABC on it. Lol....

Driving in Nigeria without a scratch is almost impossible.

This one weak me, happened to me once, the kid's grandmother of 60+ of age knelt down to beg me

Car Talk › Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by ayoshyne(m): 10:26am On Dec 19, 2019

pannyman:
Good tips. Also, when about to pass vehicles parked at the side of the road, blare your horn loudly so they don't suddenly swing onto the road and hit you. Many keke and taxi drivers turn recklessly onto without looking. Also, be careful with the wheelbarrow and cart pushers. In fact, our roads are like a war zone.

You are right bro, that's why u must avoid that lane close to the sidewalks. Also if your horn sounds like peen peen, change it to paanpaan cos that's the only horn that scares those useless Keke, bikes and danfos away from your way.

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Car Talk › Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by ayoshyne(m): 9:09am On Dec 19, 2019

1x2x3:
The most annoying scratches I get are from car parks Once you park beside another car some people don't just use their senses to open their doors. They will just swing the door open till it hits the body of the car parked beside it.

Las Las na car washes.... You will just be seeing different design on your car.

This infuriates me a lot. Those are the only kind of marks on my car too. Funny enough, those that open the doors to hit your car don't often realize what they've done until u draw their attention to it. And of course Na sorry dem go talk mshew.
However, there are ways to reduce or prevent your car from scratches or bashes.. 1. Leave home extra early to avoid morning rush, leave work 9:30 / 10pm if u work in traffic zones.
2. When in traffic, always stick to the lane by the road dividers, avoid that Lane close to the sidewalks where u have Kekes, bikes and danfos competing and dragging lanes with you. All these have worked for me. My present car is 3yrs old with no bash or visible scratch, only minor ones I had to use brake oil to wipe. In all, patience is key, do no struggle for roads with Danfo, Keke and bike, sometimes u need to act a fool to get away from scratches.

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Travel › Re: My Experience Living And Working In The UAE by ayoshyne(m): 10:01pm On Dec 09, 2019

lionlee216:
Oh boy, see as fear catch me!.

If the stolen passport holder reports to the Police n go to the nigerian embassy, what eventually happens?

Nothing, it's best you start hiding or also find a means to legalize yourself cos u will become a prey for the cops on prowl for illegal immigrants. Best is guard your documents jealously.

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Travel › Re: My Experience Living And Working In The UAE by ayoshyne(m): 8:51pm On Dec 09, 2019

lionlee216:
700k as in Seven hundred thousand naira only for a DL?

30mins break for 12hrs job is too small..

Here for 8/10hrs jobs at factories, You get 2 15mins break and a lunch break of 30mins..

For other menial jobs(excluding factories), You get breaks and 1hr lunch.

For 12hrs factory jobs, you get 3 15mins break and 30mins lunch..

How much does an average person save monthly on an a average job in UAE?

I heard people snatch passports and use it to travel home? Wont immigration detect them OR Africans look alike to UAE people too?

Can you be working at the same time schooling as to move up in career?

Thanks

Yeah, your valid naija passport is like diamond to a fellow nigerian who has overstayed, there's a slang for those who have overstayed in dubai, it is called "teco" hence you have to guard it jealously. If u go to Palm deira, u will see a lot of stranded naija guys and girls everywhere, some already into prostitution, some into drug selling.
Back to the overstaying thing. What they do is remove your data page details that has that nylon foil and affix their own data page details, some yahoo boys I met then also who have overstayed but suddenly were paid substantial money by their Magas can approach you to sell to them to enable them travel back to naija. Buying a naija passport was then 400k in naija equivalent to Dirhams
The way it works is, you can leave DXB (Dubai) without the immigration raising any eyebrow cos they don't scan passports with that their infrared scanner when u leave their airport, but when you arrive murtala airport, it is a must, these guys that are traveling on these false passports already know this, also our immigration guys at murtala airport also know about it and make a lot of money from it.
I remember when I landed at Murtala airport in 2015 there was a guy in front of me on the queue at arrivals, his passport was scanned and was detected false, he was asked to step aside, he was making noise and bragging about why they should ask him to step aside lol the immigration woman said to him, "you know the right thing thing to do or I will call the police" meaning she knows he used a false passport. I left the queue after I was cleared. I didn't even bother to know how it ended, I'm sure he would settle his way out of it.

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Car Talk › Re: Can a full Grown Cow Fit In The Trunk Of Your Corolla? by ayoshyne(m): 7:57pm On Dec 07, 2019

[quote author=GAZZUZZ post=84638226]Will this cow, fit in the trunk of a 2004 Corolla?[/quot

You want to take advantage of an uber Driver lol only the mumu ones will carry cow for u.

Music/Radio › Re: Review Of Wizkid's Soundman EP: The Wizkid We Know? by ayoshyne(m): 4:06am On Dec 07, 2019

kaziblake:
But Joro is so cool..Who hates joro music is deaf..

Who gets satisfied or judge an an artiste good on just one sweet track. Have a rethink and u will know he's no more at par with what we know him as from way back. Back in the days, u will click on play again when listening to his album cos of all the sweet tracks. Imagine skipping plenty tracks just to get to only Jojo. #spits#

Family › Re: My Guy's Marriage Crashed In Less Than 3 Months. by ayoshyne(m): 6:30pm On Dec 04, 2019

simplesearch:
You do not possess sufficient knowledge of what led to the breakup. In other word, your assumption is based on mere speculation, if you are truly his friend you should try and find out exactly what led to the breakup, no one here should be doing that for you.

Exactly, the comments are just speculations but might be deeper than what everyone is seeing or thinking.
Something like this happened to a female friend of mine years ago, the marriage broke apart in 5 months. After asking her what exactly happened, she told me her husband is impotent. I asked if they didn't court before they wedded, she said they strictly followed church's protocol about no sex before marriage and it cost her the shame she found herself in, she remained in the marriage years after hoping the situation could be salvaged but alas! Still same same, so sex he quit. Married to someone else now and she has 3kids.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by ayoshyne(m): 9:27am On Oct 23, 2019

Whizdomo:
Your Application through Blexyn Global Nig has been approved by the HR Team .You are therefore invited for an Interview Session for the position of (CUSTOMER OFFICER)Your performance will determine if you will be selected for the job offer.

Date: Monday 21st October 2019

Venue: Gate II, Chemline Building, Obasa Street, Oba Akran Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos.

Time: 9.30am

Kindly come along with your CV and this Email message

Warm Regards
Miss Okama

Disclaimer: Blexyn Global Team is committed to helping you secure worthwhile employment. We are a third-party recruiter and outsourcing agency.Third-Party Recruiters are agencies, organizations, or individuals recruiting candidates for specified positions, be it temporary, part-time, or full-time employment on behalf of others and not for their own needs. You understand and consent that in order to facilitate the recruitment process on your behalf, Blexyn Global team, may forward you details of clients who are interested in you or in other cases forward your details to clients who are interested in your services.
©Blexyn Global Nig.

Please how genuine is this

Hi, we're you able to confirm it is genuine? I got something similar to the address on yours which is slated for tomorrow.

Your application has been received by us.
You are hereby invited for an interview via our (affiliate) Human
Resource Team.

Date: THURSDAY 24TH/10/2019
Venue: Oba Akran Avenue, behind off Forte Oil Filling Station,
7,Obasa street, Ikeja Lagos.

Time: 9.00am

NOTE: YOU ARE TO COME WITH A PRINTED PROOF OF THIS INVITE, AN
AUTHENTIC MEANS OF IDENTIFICATION AND A COPY OF YOUR UPDATED CV TO
GAIN ACCESS, AS YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ACCESS INTO THE BUILDING
WITHOUT THESE ITEMS.

Best Regards,
@JUDAH
BMDT
08135163788 (available to pick call from 9.00am to 6.00pm)
SIGNED: COO, HR.

Car Talk › Re: The New Electric Mercedes-Benz Simplex Concept, A Replica Of Its Old Cars by ayoshyne(m): 3:12pm On Sep 17, 2019

This is simply a tractor! Only a mentally retarded person would pay millions for this...

TV/Movies › Re: Esther Told Frodd They Can't Date On BBNaija by ayoshyne(m): 7:33am On Aug 27, 2019

NwaAmaikpe:

Girls like Esther who blow hot and cold are the reason most guys are psychos who treat women like scum.
One minute they are asking you to help shave their pubic hair, the next minute they are asking you to close your eyes while they un-dress.
Such a confused bunch.

Dudes like Frodd however are sadistic masochists.
Sick enough, its these disregard from her that keeps him satisfied.
The sooner he quits following her around like a lost puppy and focus on the game, the better for him.

Every lady wants to be chased and cared for.
But once you overchase them and show much care; you lose your appeal and become their ever-available bozo.

They keep you in the ante-room while their hearts hunt for the one who doesn't have any attention to spare them.
Reason why ladies love bad boys and despise the goody goody nice ones.

The same exact reason good girls end up with bad guys.
Have their heart broken by them,
Fall to the nice guy as rebound till they heal.
Then move on to the next bad guy.

While the nice guy nurses his broken heart.

On point like decimal

Autos › Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by ayoshyne(m): 9:00am On Jun 29, 2019

GAZZUZZ:
I have tyres to supply almost forgot.

NNPC college road / Yaya Abatan only the wise can relate lol

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Car Talk › Re: Are Mercedes Benz Cars Overrated And Over-hyped In Nigeria? by ayoshyne(m): 12:03pm On Apr 23, 2019

amliftedhigher:
Very well overrated. I can't use my money to buy a car that has a reliability issues over the years without being fixed. There is no enough reason to buy Mercedes cars. If I want speed I go for Lexus GS, IS, if I want a home with speed I go for LS and if I want prestige I go for LX 570. If I need a racing car I will go for LFA. All these cars can be driving without keeping you on high way even if they are faulty.

Quite intelligent, I'm impressed. Never seen a Lexus broken down on the highway, this doesn't mean they don't develop faults, but it would still take u where u r going to or give u a sign prior to you going on a journey. I'm
Proud to own a ES 350 2009. Reliable sh*t!

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