₦airaland Forum

kuuljay:
him problem complicate pass the joke

Abi oo. Whr u see say dem dey explain joke?

shootsight:
Okay. . .
Maybe I'm being a bit forward.
In a couple of months time we'll find out the actual figures.

Why are u trying hard to find out the real sum? Is the guy owing u or its actually u that got d job?

Elparaiso:
I get the joke....
I even laughed.... A little.

I was just trying to explain to the young man who was differentiating ATM and ATM card.
Nigga swerve

U shld ve left him. U don't explain jokes. If u don't get it u don't get it. Simple

Elparaiso:
What he is saying is...
ATM means automated teller machine....
Then it has a card...
Which is the ATM card....
You can't have an ATM unless you are a bank....
We all own ATM cards not ATM.....








But all that one na English sha

This is why people like u and that guy don't get jokes, wen u try to analyse everything abt the joke

shootsight:
What I'm saying is that the person read a managerial course in school and as such will function in administrative capacity.

Ok. But from wht I know, those that work in the plant earn more than those in admin.

shadrach77:
How can someone be finding his ATM? Does anyone own one? Or the meme producer meant ATM card ? Poorly produced poo. It's pitiable the kind of things that make it to NL FP these days

Don't be daft. How can an individual own an ATM machine? No wonder u don't get d joke

RaDaZaBaNa:
Its So So Painful When People sweat, think and Write ideas and put out good topics yet it will not make front page .For God sake Go to Music/Radio Section,Go to literature, health science,U see Apple with mind blowing write up !yet na Tonto Dikeh singlet makes front page
Check iamsynord,awesomeking,Chanchit,KevinFxGuru,Robinhez and some other literature guys topics,..

I swear if I ever come across Any youth I need to help, the first thing I will jokingly ask is the Nairaland username .That will determine our Relations .. ..

Why u dey para na

donofdons:
[size=13pt]That South West city is a very dirty and smelly city with some of the ugliest girls with strech marks that look like tribal marks and tribal marks that look like cutlass cut...God punish jesu the day wey him carry me go there for nysc[/size]

U are so full of hate. U need jesus

lexy2014:
Sorry I guess we aren't on d same earth cos I no a number of successful men and women who aren't arrogant and full of themselves

Well good for u then

Poising:
Na dat Witch in the village......

Hahahahahaha. Wicket

shootsight:
Hello house. . .
Please I would like to solicit information as to the pay range for a graduate trainee at NNPC.
The individual involved will be working in operations/administrative unit.

So, over to you guys.

Guy I did my I.T in NNPC, there is nothing like operations/administrative unit. Admin is different usually far from the plant, While operations is inside d plant.

aameyah:
Over to us for what?

We that didn't know where and how to apply and you that has used long leg to enter NNPC, who suppose know salary scale?

A beg shiiiifffttttt, let me pass....

No mind the ape jare

When you can't find your ATM, and you are Receiving alert from Oshogbo.

When you can't find your ATM, and you are Receiving alert from Oshogbo.

persius555:
Nigerial's lack of national pride will continue to kill our economy. Nigerians are import crazy people, even when what they import is largely below global standard. What CBN needs to do is to offer insentives to local manufacturers, provide infrastructures.

I blame the igbos, they are the chief importers of everything importable

adconline:
Until ur fvckcking moronic govt starts building power stations, decimating Boko Haram, building roads. No country can self-sufficient without these!!

then get the fucck off my mentions.

lawanson44:
Fine! If importation will be reduced, then it means we have to start exporting right?...

If yes...who are the people responsible mainly for the production of goods which are exported? ...Igbos

How will it work when the Igbos are the major enemies of Dullapo?

and what exactly do the igbos export? and who told u other regions dont have things to export? and who told u PMB hates igbos? dude u need to get out of that dark hole of hate. it will do u no good

adconline:
Until you start using made in Naija laptops, phones, clothes and shoes, u must shut the fcukck up!!

And wen will u fvckin make d govt pass legislation regardin using only made in nigeria products? Oponu

barcanista:
Nonsense!
1. If he plays partisan politics, is his office not a partisan one? Is he a Service Chief or a civil servant? Is he not an appointee of a PDP government and a PDP member? Which NSA wasn't partisan?

2. If he has ties with IBB or Gusau what is wrong? Are they indicted for terrorism or outlawed? Is freedom of association not his right?

3. If Corruption, when did SSS have the mandate to arrest corrupt officials? Is SSS same as EFCC, ICPC and SFU? Is that even the legal procedure? Has he been invited/summoned? Is their any arrest warrant?

Why are Buharists so undemocratic? Is is despicable. Let me assure Buhari that he will be resisted if he wants to reinvent his dictatorial character. He's so undemocratic and hardened. If he has personal beef with Sambo Dasuki he should head to court and stop abusing agencies of the State.

Its people like u that support corruption. Someone is about to be made to answer for his wrong doings concerning security budget but here u are supporting him just to spite APC govt, if it were GEJ dat did it nw u will ve opened a thread to support it


#Hypocrite

fitzmayowa:
This must be a joke, you are coming for fayose after he flawed APC in ekiti 'left right and centre', as it stands now APC can't do anything to him...

Pls check the meaning of Flawed, and den correct ur error laden sentence

They can only buy from the black market. Hence the black market is dictating the rate.






For those saying Buhari is the cause of the falling value of dollar in the parallel market, may God forgive u.

We are too dependent on importation, that needs to be reduced.

Na overload cause am.

lexy2014:
hahahaha...I was surprised when u were saying they are world powers, founders of democracy, dollar is world currency e.t.c. Hence they have a right 2 tell buhari who 2 bring on his entourage and who he shouldn't bring. I respect their achievement as a nation, but men they are really arrogant

Aren't all successful men arrogant? And full of themselves? Welcome to earth

lexy2014:
No sir I didn't say that. U gave d impression that america is an all conquering, almighty superpower who can't b challenged. That's y i said they can as well ask every country 2b their colony

They can't

lexy2014:
Practical example, Nigeria was a colony of britain. Cameroon was a colony of france. Is it unambiguous now?

I mean u shouldn't say because america helps nigeria, den they are our colonial masters and we their colonies. Its far from that

How e take concern me? Abeg who get soup I get eba.

lexy2014:
great. D same thing we are saying. Since they are all in all, they can tell every country in d world 2b their colony and we all will say "yes sir".wetin remain?

Ur use of the word colony is too ambigous. Check the meaning of the word colony.

Titto93:
What's his contribution there? Since we are now free.

Thank God this Ebola outbreak didn't occur in the time of Buhari because I'm sure he won't solve it.

Don't be a dickk head.

A.U pls do all u can to curb this ebola menace. We don't want a repeat of these...............

lexy2014:
yeah I no. I was only highlighting d effect d devaluation of d naira will have on d economy

That's why I said if it will help, then they shld. I think if they don't then we will loose a lot daily trying to boost the naira. Am not too conversant wit hw these currency valuation goes.

lexy2014:
So that means they can tell us and every other country in d world 2b their colonies and we have no right 2 say otherwise? Hope I spoke your mind?

Colonies? No. We are the ones who run to them for help. They control the world bro. Like it or not. The Dollar is the officail currency for world trade. Why do u think that is?