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chizidgreat:
I have a very nice handsome friend who talks exactly like a beautiful girl. You will be dazed therefore, when you hear his voice and turns only to see a strongly built young man.
At first, I had thought it was simply a trait that ended like that and because I loved the way the boy was sociable, friendly and active, especially with the way he always made us his friends laugh by his unending jokes, I made him one of my closest friends.
It came as a shock therefore, the day he told me out of desperation that "I am Gay and I am very disturbed about it. I am sore afraid of my future with this kind of lifestyle"
"Jesu Kristi" I shouted " How come? Are you joking? Please, simply tell me it's a joke. Tell me it's April-fool!"
But the guy was damn serious. So, when he calmed me down, he began to narrate to me a pathetic story of how he had fatefully fell into wrong hands in a Polytechnic in Abuja where he did his ND.
In his own words, " I was simply logged in into a room of four boys in the hostel just like other boys unknown to me that save for one of them, all the boys were Gays. I didn't understand how to all managed to get themselves into one room since the school allocated hostels randomly to students. I learnt later that the original boys who were allocated the rooms sold off their bed space to interested buyers when they learnt of the lifestyle of the other first boy and the interested buyers happened to be his colleagues since they knew each other. I learnt of that however, after the other non-Gay boy had left like the others and after I had been abused and put in this condition.
"I became a victim because I have a feminine voice. So, the first day I came into the room, the three boys were so excited to see me and hear me talk and it was not long before they began to tell me about sex because they thought I was one of them. Shocked in fear, I told them that I had never done that and was not interested and would never do that. But they would never take that.
So, on a fateful day when the other non-Gay was away, they rounded me and having locked the door very tight, forced out my trousers from me and raped with all their might. I could not shout because one person will have to cover my mouth while others performed the act in turns. In fact, they raped me until I almost passed out. Two days after the event, the other non-Gay packed out of the room having sold his bed space also to another interested buyer and warned me to also act fast.
I was emotionally disturbed for days and in a bid to bring justice to myself, I went and reported the issue to one of my lecturers. As though I was all the while directed by the wrong spirit, it turned out that the lecturer was also one of them and once he heard my voice, he re-scheduled our meeting.
The meeting ended up finally in his house and he ended up sleeping with me, warning me seriously never to mention it to anyone. Afraid then and convinced that almost all the men in the school were Gays, I decided then to keep the issues to myself and I continued committing the ugly act with my room mates until I left the school and came over to this place for my degree.
Now, I am totally disturbed, mentally worried and very afraid of the whole situation. I entered that school as a virgin but this is the way my life has been messed up"
My mouth which was agape all the while he told the story only closed minutes after he finished the pathetic story.
"But do you still hate the act?" I asked him in a bid to know how to start helping him
"I can't categorically say yes or no. Let me say I am indifferent for now. At first, I hated it but as time went on, it seemed I began to enjoy it gradually. I think there is a spirit that controls it. However, I am so worried about my fate. I spend most of the times thinking of what the future holds for me with this kind of lifestyle. For, instance, how is my marital life going to look like?"
With this as his answer, I just had to start by presenting Jesus to him as the best option since as a Christian, I believed it was the first and highest thing he needed at the moment.
The problem is, he is a Moslem and he says he cannot listen to any solution related to Christianity.
Friends, I don't know how the Moslems treat the issue of Gay and how else this guy can be helped. He is too nice and promising I can't overlook him in this pool of mess. Please, what is your candid advice.
The young man in question is presently a 200level Economics student in one of Nigeria's prestigious Universities.

OP are u sure its not u?



Last bullet: show us pics of ur anal opening or its a lie

Vote for Ambode....... Here is why....

OdenigboAroli2:
they are important, so important that the oba of lagos is throwing tantrums like a nursery school kid for their votes

Someone made them feel important. PDP did and am afraid it might backfire on the relative peace enjoyed btw yoruba and igbos in lagos

pastorKosiso:
Yes bro. Just hold her well. Respect and value her and you'll be a happy man on earth

am doin that. tnx

ceejayluv:
Na youwin for sure pass but you've voted the proponent out.

You win was a failure. Don't even go thr

AJORE:
Who promised U?.......money no go dey circulation like jonathan tenure ooooo... So U beta ask the person to give U b4 Buhari start okay..

lol. was just kiddin

Richiy:
A more stupid sentence, I haven't seen

Wateva. The igbos are feelin too important lately

pastorKosiso:
Man they are easy....search well and don't look down on even that one you feel is not your cless....

I know there are bro. Am dating one currently. Am just sayin they aren't easy to come by

Just as Jegaquin is the anti dote of Orubebe, so also is APC an anti dote to PDP madness and wanton love for power at all cost even.




APC and Tinubu kicking PDP ass since march 28 2015

Barselonia:
I just received a call from a friend at Buguma in Rivers state informing me that there is heavy shooting in the area, andd that anybody can't dare go out.
She's an INEC official, and even she can't go out.
Please everyone should be careful

As earlier predicted, election in Rivers today will be akin to a civil war. They shouldn't go and bring out figures in the name of results when elections didn't hold. Well buhari is looking at them in 6HDD. Kiri kiri will ve lots of new inmates

PDP ship is sinking faster than we earlier anticipated. Barcanista and co are in it. Pls throw them a life jacket

And the rigging begins. I ve always said it that PDPP can never win a Free and Fair election anywhere in the world. They will surely be roundly beaten at the polls today.


Good riddance to bad rubbish

Just like march 28, I see APC sweeping at least 24 states out of 29 today.


Sai baba


#BabaNowThatYouAreThere.... I need capital to start my business. Just 10million naira will do

Behold "Adolf Goodluck Jonathan Hitler" of Nigeria.

Well 49 days left for u to move back to Otuoke

Enough of this igbo talk. They shld all drown in the lagoon for all I care

Xynthialuvy:
Lol

Lol. Its true na. The girl punany go turn well na....... Due to excessive _______________

sinaj:
m neither slim nor chubby

Sinaj sinaj sinaj..... How many times did I call u

marymaria:
They say a man is as faithful as his options.
Do you really believe this?
Are there still honest guys out there

There still are, but very scarce. And u can't find them online...... Fate is d one that bring such people. they are confirm good guys

Is this man FFK still alive?


Meanwhile in another news.... Keep calm and vote Ambode here is why

Which state pls

Following

But its non of my business.......





In other news......

deltateam:
Not every man is weak. We still have active men even if you are not one.

Tell that to the marines. Sex isn't food

sinaj:
ow m I spoilt now

Na true say u sabi smoke weed?

Thankin God for givin me a nice job even b4 I finished serving

gneisss:
ur one as well? certified or still in sch?

Certified I guess. Cos am currently serving (NYSC)

gneisss:
sex is overrated

Ur moniker.... Are u a geologist?

agbajesaid:
The first time I had sex was after my secondary school & it was with a prostitute. After realizing there wasn't much fun in it as exaggerated by my friends, I asked for God's forgiveness and moved on with my life.
But 2 years after, I met this pretty and well behaved lady, and I fell in love with her. She was too pretty to resist. We had sex at least twice in a day for more than 3 years because we virtually stay together. During those period, I noticed things changed negatively.
Academics, business, spiritual, moral aspect of my life crashed. And up till today, I can't do anything right. And before I met this girl, everything was fine. Please I need help. Could it be the girl that's using my fortune or its the sex that destroyed my life?

How could u possible be having sex twice a day for 3yrs.

This must be either "signs of end time" or "story for the gods".

jennybright:
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The op is a 419ner Nigerians beware

Hw u take know?

sinaj:
Coz de luk lyk de gonna die wen de are ho rny

it depends on d person dat initiates d sex sha...

So u can't initiate sex?

grandlexuz:
I have lived in Cameroon all my life and though I like it here I have always admired the potential of big success in a country as populous as Nigeria. At such for some time now I have been looking at the possibility of settling in Nigeria to do business.
At the moment I sell Tokunbo vehicles in Cameroon's economic capital of 3 million people. The business is a little slow considering the high custom duty rate in Cameroon. A vehicle that will otherwise sell in Nigeria for 2 million Naira would sell for 3.5 million Naira in Cameroon.
That said I think a new environment away from home always encourages productivity. Douala has a large Nigerian population doing well in business; and I think the motivation for most of these guys is the away from home syndrome..Lol
I am considering Lagos as the most likely place to move to because of the population and security of some sort.. I know Lagos is not the safest of places but it is safer than Katsina..Lol I plan to move on my Cameroonian passport.
Coincidentally my Surname is Obi which means I could be taken for an Igbo guy.. However I am 100% Cameroonian from the Ejagham tribe...Lol We do have some name similarities with some tribes in Nigeria.
The advice I am looking for is:
How lucrative is the second hand car business in Lagos? I am also open to other lucrative businesses.
As a Cameroonian do I need a residential permit to live in Nigeria? How much does it cost?
How much can I expect to get a clean apartment? I am married with two kids but will not be relocating with them. Hopefully onila can take care of me while I am in Nigeria..Lol

One advice "Shine your eyes"....

This is not good time for corp members. Some of my fellow corpers in Abia have been telling me how politicians have been making suspicious overtures to them with the view to rig tomorrows election. Some were even given money tru their SPO. Well to all corpers be very careful, ur life is worth more than the few thousands this selfish politicians will give u.




Last bullet: am first to comment. I want say thanks to Glo network, for making their 3G network super fast. And to all corpers that will preside over tomorows election, stay safe and shun bribery.