₦airaland Forum

sodiqyinka:
Error? I agree. But, they are so good at putting pple on the rope as well.

bros yinka, hw far na? are u still servin in abia? or u redeployed?

gilgal7:
FTC...
Before i buy a car i have to check the engine,the gear box is loading properly,durable on a long express ride...i hate outside runs when am committed...lol

Na ur pishure be dat for ur dp?

Lolaabokoku:
ΐτ̅ was nice

Hw is lag?

I saw him in a shrine laying the curse .

All these pastors see wuna head, make wuna dey there make God fire come consume wuna

........

Lolaabokoku:
Oº°˚˚se jare
Dearie

Hw was ur day?

Lolaabokoku:
=))¸.•°`Laff `°¸¸.•°wan°•°``°`tear°•.¸¸.•My °°•.¸¸.•
°Belle``°°

Fine girl. No laff tear ur belle o

Jesus

Better

tit:
I am Titilola

U are also bo.obies (t.its)

moderatorr1:
God just robbed you

Blasphemy.

jackpot:
so, Mike actually wanted to get into my pants the other day?

But u weren't wearing panties that day

Forgive them. Its not easy to be a man with a functioning Peni.s

Kindly Be a decent married woman..... Will u

gilgal7:
la click la bend...

La what, la mean?

And who said he isn't?

bewla:
what took them so long to do there work .but if is B R T in lagos they waist no time to burn it down na d burn the sweet them pass and to harass innocent people pls General prob and that man we they stand for bado sorry presido back that office to need to b check couse he be like say na him them the use bribe and harass or order officers were no want bribe

Are u allergic to constructing a post that is comprehensive? What's dis rubbish u just posted? Oya read it again and seef it make sense to u....

xtripple:
Maybe is very difficult for u to understand simple English when I said , it should be buhari instead of Nigeria best president Mr goodluck, I think u and ur master buhari should need the bag for sch

Did u see buharis name in the joke? Don't be like goodluck jonathan biko

Jonathan, this is what the world thinks about u.......

“Jonathan’s record on corruption is a disgrace.” – The Guardian UK


“Mr Jonathan, who leads a corrupt government that has little credibility.” – New York Times.....


So STFU, and let the general be.

xtripple:
That person should be GMB, because he need the sch bag to go to sch.

The joke says its president goodluck. Abi u can't read?

RAO1:
......
what does that supposed to mean.....hope u ddnt mean to call my clueless president mumu with PhD (verbally )

As u read am o

They are not sure if NigeriA will still exist after this election

obaayo2:
i know nau..na type u just type am

Na my phone self been type am

ireneony:
thank you....dancing Shoki over here

Video of u dancing shoki or ........ u knw d rest

obaayo2:
yeeeeeeeee..na so he die.ehya.see im smartness

Hahahahaha. No be me talk am o

ireneony:
thank you

Ireneony ur smart and beautiful. U just made my saturday. Been laughing like a clown since I clicked this thread. Kudos

pretydiva:
Paul's wife is so pretty jst like me

Like u? Ur dp says otherwise

mirexxx:
good 4 u

Yea

mirexxx:
He'll be so sweet ehn
but after the first three months you'l begin 2 see his real careless attitude
chai! i won't try that shit again!

not me o. i keep doin wat i ve been doin from d first day of dating. i hardly fall in luv? but wen i do, its for real

Gods story

A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane.

Meanwhile, there were five people in it.

The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and left.

The second person who was Aliko Dangote said, "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left.

The third person was President Jonathan and he said: "I'm the smartest president in the world so, I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left.

Then it was left with Pope Francis and a little school girl.
The Pope said to the little girl "take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left.
The Pope asked her: "how come?"
The little girl replied: "the Nigerian President took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute.

Na Joke i dey oooo