₦airaland Forum

ini4brandon: have you identified what will make you make it?

Yeah I ve of course. If u want proof pm me.

We shall make it someday. Like is u believe ur time will soon come

That's gud

Maloo Na indian people juju o. But who cares? our soup isn't complete without the presence of nama.



Pork meat is a forbidden meat. If u eat it, ur wife or girlfriend will die. #True story

Ok, ​​ we haff heard

Madiba's manhood lives on. #Patience jonathan (2013)

Them dey madt ni? These americans deserve to be put on a hot seat. Like this one

Only one explanation.

They are been hunted from their village

Or seriously its the mega pixel of the camera

The light bulb made in the shape of a bossom sorry Booobss

He who drinks alomo without squeezing his face can kill. -- Nelson mandela (1993)




Meanwhile, For those of you that will like to go for the burial ceremony of the hero (NELSON MANDELA) Aso ebi is available... 5k only.. Chek this page later for more details. Thank u

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moscobabs: who is Solomon Lar? I beg we still dey mourn Mandela jare....








Nairaland is for Madiba today!!!!

Ignorance at its peak. U dont know ur fellow country greats, na anoda country own u dey mourn pass the bereaved. Without solomon lar democracy and PDP wouldn't ve been born

Rest in peace to one of the greatest elder statesmen in Nigeria. Nigeria's democracy cant be written without ur name. U are our Nelson Mandela, even though alot of Nigerians didnt had the chance to know what u stood for, from the little i know about u, i knw u stood for the unity of nigeria, and u love the masses. U can starve just to pay the school fees of a TALAKA (the poor). Rest on Baba Lar as u are fondly called. ur people miss u, i miss u too.

Like seriously?


Its like telling Iniesta of barca to learn football from musa yahaya of U17 golden eaglet.

That's A̶̲̥̅ very silly comment from A̶̲̥̅ silly man

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LEGENDARY

Because nigerian graduates arent smart. They cram and make good grades, but in the long run they arent smart, and they only think within the box.


Lastly, they are very lazy.

Give F.G a medal

Chinko na chinko even though na 100k phone

Biko they can bomb everywhere in Benin republic but not Cotonou. At least come next year march after the hike in importation of cars, na Cotonou go sure pass to smuggle cars

Reduce the tariff on imported cars not the one on rice. We are used to buying rice at 8k per bag, but to think that price of tokumbo cars will sky rocket by over 70% is absurd

The fall of the largest political party in Africa is nigh. Stay tuned and keep watching as events gradually unfold towards the 2015 general election. Nigeria truly is a failed experiment.

I just downloaded mine on my 3310. Its awesome

Clean curve 2 for sale. 08175712704. Or swap with cash for bold 4.

#Proudly Jossite. I rep Faculty of Science, Department of Geology and mining. We the best in Nigeria. Haters u knw what to do. Any transformer will do

Akpos called his girlfriend, Joy, on phone, but unfortunately her father, an Army General picked the call:

General: Hello! May I know you?

Caller (Akpos): Sorry I want to speak with Joy, sir.

General: I said who are you and why are you calling my daughter?

Akpos: (Akpos knew he had to act fast) Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy’s friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 Million Naira. So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now…….

General: Ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! Joy!! Pls take your phone your friend needs your
help………..
Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow? A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C.Evening, D. Night. Joy: D. Night.

Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.

Joy: Yes am very sure!
Akpos: okay, greet that father of yours for me

ONE WORD FOR AKPOS

This is serious.

If they need A̶̲̥̅ very strong baba, i can take them there if they pay M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥. One hand their promotion will be approved

Was this not how T-bag of prison break was conceived? See how he turned out  . They shouldn't have allowed the girl to have delivered the baby. (INBRED) **feels like puking**