₦airaland Forum

Hehehe.....

Cock and Bull story

By stuffing dollars inside Babban riga abi?

Nigerians are senseless that is why we keep electing the kind of leaders we have. All politicians need to do is to do dorime on election day and they will be reelected.

Good

Ensure there is a power of attorney provided. Since the house is being sold with furnitures and electronic you should demand for a detail list of such. Most importantly, the real owner should be involved.

Latakia:
Yes that was 42 years ago. That person was the late Peter Obi father who was brutally murdered by his fellow drug dealers.

you say?!

froxydydx:
Do a masters in Procurement and Supply Chain Management.

which school offer this course?

OboOlora:
Na God de help horse wey nor get tail pursue housefly.

Then men:

6am resume at newspaper joint and argue about premiership and state of the nation

8am: Storm paraga joint and take shekpe at Iya Kamilu joint till 12pm

12pm: go home to eat or abuse and beat the wife if she doesn’t provide a meal even though the man didn’t drop 1naira

2pm: Take a nap to go and cause kasala in town later

5pm: resume at beer parlour hoping one taxi driver or a frustrated access bank staff will come after work (avoiding traffic or going home early to his nagging wife) and buy him free shayo

10pm: Get back home to nack his wife and sleep (belle don full from awoof peppered ponmo and 33 at the beer parlour)

Next day: Repeat again.

lol...

buygala:
I sight a 2003-2007 Toyota Corolla ... So that one is now also recognized by the Taliban, just like its big bro the Hilux

If you want to know a rugged vehicle, check the Taliban carpark

As much as Toyota will never admit it, the Taliban have done a nice job advertising the Hilux for free.. Whatever vehicle those niggas rely on for their operations is certainly durability at its best.... The Hilux really came through for the Taliban during their decade long war with the US.

Words on marble

Mtcheeww

Dictatorship

Kudi na da kyau

Nazgul:
A good wife and cute kids.

A good job or a thriving business or both.

A property either in the city or village or both.

An account balance of not less than 1m

Must have built a network of connections with the right people.

Must have a voice in your family.

Must have a passport.

Must have visited at least 3 countries outside Nigeria.

apt

I use to think Americans don't kill their prisoners.

True talk. Northern Christains need to actively participate in elections

War is not the solution

Excellence is worth celebrating

Following

He didn't see the humiliation and upper cut. It is a double pleasure to deceive a deceiver.

People dey wey Sabi book

Badassniggga:
. Be like say na only their governors dey ugly, the average Edo men wey I personally know fresh small

lol... The fresh men no Sabi book n them no dey conquer industry

Softhands:
Ugly but Educated.....Listen to his command and fluency in english.

fine Edo men no Sabi book

Edo n ugly men be like 5 n 6

Hot alert

There is no room for bigots

You forgot to add lizard.

Make this people park one side. Buhari is not happy that the Nigeria he ruled anyhow will go and invade his second home, Niger.

Medicine after death. Why did he attend the screening in the first place since he was committed to his academic doctoral pursuit? There is no room for intolerant people at the top.

Hehehe...

This is what other politicians should emulate from Jagaban