₦airaland Forum

989900:
No be only me go see this kind 9th wonder of the world.
Modath, Omenka, 'Shot' (Passingshot/Dropshot) , Babacele and all our kind hearted neighbours, ur r cordially invited to the fund raising dinner for the NDU.

Sweetlemon:
Really? Stupid invention when you have not yet tried it? But if they don't do anything for you now you will be the first to shout Daura President.
Politicians families abroad don't need it. The program is designed for people like you who do not have parents, uncles or other family members in government that you can benefit directly from but yet keep shouting "marginalization" when hey don't appoint your kinsman in power. This program affects YOU directly and not appointments and resource control or whatever greedy elites use to deceive common men into fighting for their interests.

I'd apply if I were you so you can have something to distract you from the hate eating up inside you.

Davvymavvy:
;DToo many crazy but hilarious people on this thread ...make una sofry sofry o.

On a serious note, don't try to water down their struggle, the truth is, it doesn't stop them

QuotaSystem:
With the springing up of random militant groups in the ND (the latest being 'Ultimate Warriors), we could help them with possible names.

I have some in mind:

1. The Niger Delta Power Rangers

2. Ijaw Invisible Missile Squad (I.I.M.S)

3. Super Delta Pipe Bleeders

and courtesy of Dabullit on another thread;

4. The Furious 5 Percenters

Any ideas?

Cc: Omenka, modath, YorubaHighness, Dabullit, Passingshot, Babacele, mrvitalis and all

ba7man:
I swear you no dey ok.

Which one be Niger Delta Randy Ortons again?

Sweetlemon:
Oh really? I'm really beginning to fear for Buhari's life. He needs special prayers because he is fighting a one-man fight against corruption and overbearing western forces the people whom he's fighting for don't even appreciate him. Don't even know what to say anymore sef. Smh

omenka:
I heard they've formed one Ultimate Warriors group too. We all know those who give endless Ultimatums in this country hence their nickname Ultimate Warriors on the forum.

Very sure the coordinator of the group is one Ekpa on Nairaland-- "Ultimate Warrior". Lmao.

PassingShot, DaBullIT, Babacele, abeg make una come make we go hustle for Niger Delta oo. Na that side e dey happen these days. I suggest Niger Delta Randy Ortons as the name of our own group.

Sweetlemon:
I can't believe these ibob abi ipob clowns got me for a moment
I'm so relived though.

amicable09:
Oh wow!
You have a beautiful name.
Unique too for a Nigerian

There are times I get the feeling you are not Nigerian (I draw that from some of your posts) but other times, I feel you are from the south-western part of Nigeria.

How accurate am I in any of these feelings?

omenka:
I said it but political novices whose stock in trade is only distributing insults around here like birthday biscuits took it out on me!!

Here's what I wrote coupla days ago regarding the renewed violence in the region when the story headline read "Jonathan is crucial to resolving the renewed ND militancy":

I still insist, until we wean ourselves off oil, the fight against corruption would forever remain one helluva herculean, perhaps impossible, task to accomplish.

Smh.

omenka:
Another major 419 scheme loading. They've not recovered from the "Passport to Nowhere" fraud, they want to hit them with an encore. Make I see who go exchange him hard earned naira with this.

If you are a yoot from Uganda, please stay close to your aged parents- these crooks are likely to find them as soft targets.

amicable09:
Wow! That's a long time ago.
You be baba What's the meaning of the 'cele' in your moniker?

Lucasbalo:
Amen and God bless you too.

amicable09:
Lol... Yes, I have.
You shared it this morning. Thanks.

I never knew neem leaves were the same as dongoyaro... but now I know. I've learnt something new.

Thanks again.

Oh! How long ago has it been since you graduated from Uni?

amicable09:
I have read this story somewhere before and it was not like this then. They have added some things to make it spicy.

I must admit, it is now hot!

omenka:
I'm not even sure whether to feel disgust or pity for your plight.

How does it feel living I'm my shadows?? You alone with three Omenka parody, yet I don't even as much as fart in your direction, and right now I can only imagine how excited you'd be, just like most other Lost Children of Uganda, that I've managed to reply you after incessant mentions on all your Omenka parodies. Bet I've made your dream come true.

Dude, there's a very thin line between obsession and dementia- thread softly so you don't cross it- very sure the Albino Pig could use your internet rants. Losing your bolts and blowing all gaskets could make that impossible.

I know life's really hard for your kind, heard about the Projects (wonder if a yoot like you would know what I mean) in Port Harcourt and the folks who live there- I pray things look up real quick for your kin.

Get a grip on yourself boy- life's a lot more pleasant than you think on the other side... With a little more hardwork and some luck., perhaps you'd strike gold before you hit rock bottom.

Good night.





Ps: @ Mynd44, isn't there some sort of penalty for using a parody to spam one's mentions?? Rule 2 applies here.

omenka:
Referendum and non-violent means, count me ALL IN!!

omenka:
Wow, how touching, especially that hug.

Feels good to know someone higher up cares and gives a damn about the plight of the downtrodden.

Wish the child well.

Scholes007:
You don't get me yet, do you?
i. Efcc,icpc and other intelligency organisation has to identify funds/asset which they feel are ill gotten.
ii. Next thing they do is to freeze the account or seize the asset pending to when it is proven beyond reasonable doubt that it is not ill gotten.
iii. Some investigative and legal processes has to be undertaken. Here there are two possible outcome,
a) The fund/asset might be found to be a legit property of the accused. Hence not looted fund
b) The fund/asset might be found to be ill gotten.
iv. If the case is the latter then it is were it is tag recovered money/loot.
v. The loot is returned to the govt coffer.

I no talk say people no thief moni oo. I no also talk say people thief moni. Wetin I mean be say we never recover any moni yet o. Wetin we still get na frozen accounts and seized assets.

Scholes007:
I wasn't talking about who is forced or who volunteered all am saying is the fund shouldn't be tagged recovered loot yet. From all indications, the court(any legal agency involved) is yet to tag anything stolen yet. It means that there are chances that some people or organisation funds might have been mistaked to a loot. Hence the are likelihood of someone dragging the fg to court if his fund is used.

Scholes007:
That means we are yet to recover anything if any. Why don't you wait till all legal processes has be exhausted before tagging the fund "recovered loot". "frozen accounts" should have been a better phrase.

Scholes007:
That means we are yet to recover anything if any. Why don't you wait till all legal processes has be exhausted before tagging the fund "recovered loot". "frozen accounts" should have been a better phrase.

modath:


Tick says the clock, my bros ..there is and will never be a good time, something will always be in the way my bros.... Making it a clean cut will be super...Oro ilu yi ti gba ka so ooto ki Olorun ma ba gba wa loju..

jakiedudu:
Your statement claiming fulani herdsmen killing as propaganda is enough for me to give up arguing with you.

jakiedudu:
If I'am to follow your logic, then I can as well say the so called security report linking GEJ to NDA are sponsored lies to damage his image.

modath:
Thanks Baba jare, I know them, hence I don't engage them, stupidity will always drag down sense to its level so I just dey ignore their tantrums.

Don't mind the low brow people that they are, they've equated support for Buhari to hatred for them or or a payola scheme ....... Na by force to face same direction? Let each person follow path wey favour am, na by force..

Baba, how are you jare, Take care...

Check out the Mosanto story..

jakiedudu:
There are security reports stating PMB was Boko Haram sympathiser when the terrorist group nominated him as their representative for dialogue with the then GEJ govt in 2013.

Vulu:
Even if we replay the taped interview 100 times, even if give you a 100 proofs, even if we burn it to a CD-ROM, break open your porous yoruba muslim skull and smash it into your coconut head. You will still remain pathetically zombiefied forever!
Pls Get away from me.