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While the dream of most men is to be the only one in a babe's life, only few men realizes this dream.
Even amongst these few, some would quickly loss one or two of the benefits of a virgin wife immediately the kids starts coming. A tight kitten and a firm bobbie and ,,,,

Solution..
1. Opt for A cesarean section (C-section)
When you chose to birth your kids through a cs delivery, the kitten does not strech or tear.
2. Don't have more than 3 kids.
Yeah, aside economic issues, the fewer pregnancies your tear rubber wife carries, the better her body retains her original shape and firmness.

Married at 25, wify was 23.
9 years later with 3 kids, wify still be like a new wife.




Forgive me for being vain, I just saw a thread about cs on the fron page and decided to catch some fun.

metronaija2:
This beautiful little girl has gone viral thanks to her striking blue eyes. According to reports,she is from Ghana and some ignorant members of her community attribute the colour of her eyes to witchcraft.

http://www.metronaija.ng/photos-another-girl-goes-viral-striking-blue-eyes/

White walker alarttt

Money answers to all things.
With money, you can buy people and power
Ask Tinubu.

easiest:
To pray to God shouldn't be complex na, which one is getting candle, perfume and local egg to pray. I hope the lady have learnt a great lesson. Thank God it didn't take her life

White garment people are not Christians

Why do white garment people use perfume to pray?

The bribery has started for fear if rerun

Shettima will not enter heaven.

Talking 'asif' he was not, and still is a part of that mess.
99.9% of Nigerian politicians are werey.

How do you folks pay for domain registration?

I'm only trying to register one for personal use
Which card can still work. Note I have a PayPal account but I can't add any Nigerian bank card to it..

Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin was on the passenger list of a plane which crashed in Russia, killing all 10 on board.

He was believed to be on board the plane.

Earlier, a Wagner-linked Telegram channel Grey Zone reported that the jet was shot down by air defences in Tver region, north of Moscow.

Prigozhin led a failed mutiny against the Russian armed forces in June

More details coming.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66599733

Nlfpmod

New here...
How do you guys pay for domain registration?

Dshocker:
This same news made front page about 2 days ago.... Why repeat news on this forum SEUN?

They are gloating over it.

carl90:
Well,the pertinent question is how do you withdraw money on your Paypal account to your Nigeria bank account?

It's the government policy that's stopping it.
PayPal said it's not in their hand.

It's our outdated analog government that's to blame.

I hope the present government can look into it. India has a very good policy about this. In India,PayPal is not allowed to hold funds for more than 3 days or so, so the user must withdraw the money into his bank account within 3 days of receiving it

OgogoroFreak:
We will cripple the economy if they allow that.

How?
A freelancer get paid to a PayPal account that's connected to his/her bank account and then he is required to withdraw the money to his bank. That way it passes through official FX channel.

carl90:
Trust me on this, PayPal have not always been ready to do business in Nigeria.
Not a business entity I will recommend to any freelancer with clients abroad.
They should just stop shifting blames.
Thank God for Payoneer and co. that is making receiving money from abroad easy.

PayPal is easier and more widely accepted.
I do agree about bans and all that, but that can be remedied by not leaving large sums in your account.
I have a PayPal account of over 80 years with no issues.

https://www.nairaland.com/7799723/diversion-diaspora-remittances-black-market

Saw the thread yesterday, which made me to remember what PayPal told me 5 years ago.

PayPal said it was Nigerian govt that's preventing us from sending and receiving money through Paypal.

What's the merit of this policy? Because of it, freelancing had not taken off in Nigeria which is limiting our FX.

Let someone tell Tinubu to look into this issues.

Malaria at work

The child is probably being mocked by her peers.

Shame on the woman!

Bianace is now our FX problem?

MimiSheWrote:
Oh yes.... Actually I have been getting my own water from juice 🧃 and soda all these years.

Common sense just left the chat smh.

Lol.
Ever heard of sarcasm?
The joke is on you.

MimiSheWrote:
I'm not sure if this counts as a phobia, but Im extremely afraid of swimming. When I was around 8 years old i almost drowned in the family swimming pool, since then water and I automatically became sworn enemies.

Only the sight of water alone makes me so seriously uncomfortable cos it automatically triggers the childhood trauma.
Some years ago, a doctor/family friend advised my family to get rid of that particular pool to help me recover, which they did.. but it obviously didnt work... As i still hate and fear water more than anything in my life till today.

Like I said... I'm not sure this counts as a phobia scientifically, but it personally feels like one.

You mean you don't drink water?

Good move.

The higher an ape climbs, the more it exposes its bald ass.

Akpabio as Senate President will do Tinubu's government more harm than good.

His utterance are coming off as insensitive and insulting on the masses.

Op what are you on? Colombian loud or what?

frankblinkz:
I want to ask again,how many people will make this heaven.
I have never in my life since I was born,seen a righteous man, keeps to God's commandments 100%.


Many thing's no clear ooo

You can not expect to see a Priest living in a brothel do you
Where you lives and those you move with matters a lot.

The Shock absorber's retirement plan to his alleged ancestral land seems to be up in smokes.
Sorry Bubu, life no balance even for you. Hope you can now stop being aloof seeing you def fit collect for life

Ishilove:
Oh... Really? How are you able to differentiate between human and AI posts?

An AI generated contents, for now, does not make complete sense. It says many things and at the same time says nothing. It's simply a regurgitation of well known facts. It gives you the feeling that this article is not complete, that something seems to be missing in it

Apostle010:
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You have resell right with some terms

Quite cheap if your claims are true.
Are they recent contents/videos.. how old is the content/videos?

And, what's you other Nairaland monicker? It's obvious that you are not new to the forum, but the account you are using here is newly registered.

Many folks would be interested, but concerns about the above will make them look the other way.

Is it possible to pay someone in naira, and have the person pay me back in USD, and through Payoneer? ( With a commission of course) ....

Let me know if someone can offer this service, please.

I really mean this.
I need to earn something around $70 in the fastest way possible in order to qualify for Payoneer account number.

Used to freelance on Fiverr and others before... But all the accounts have been nuked except my PayPal...