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Yoruba people have a saying that "Ile laawo kato s'omo loruku". My brother, this is my first post on NL in a very long time and it is because i care about you. You see, I am not saying that love is not important and that you love birds don't love each other but you see, when a girl comes from a dysfunctional background like that, without a doubt it will have a serious adverse effect on how she views the world and relationship with men and I can tell you that her views are not one that will sustain your relationship.

The worse part of it is that she doesn't have people of integrity in her life who will give her good advice. Or what kind of advice do you think her mom and her sister will give her based on their own antecedent?

My brother, I am not going to tell you what to do but I will still tell you what to do.

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

And never look back!

incogni2o:
So who did you knack .

I knack my wife

I am looking for a reliable agent in the house who works at Apapa to tell me how much will it cost to clear a 1998 Toyota Sienna via Roro.

curfew:
Yet this so called group have failed to address a single evidence out of many raised by MNK. How is Buhari now shorter than his former self? A simple question, but they'll start beating about the bush. psychiatric , mental, cloning, and all sorts of rubbish.

Address just one evidence, they can't.

What was his height before and what is it now?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/nation/2018/12/03/its-real-me-nigerian-president-denies-he-died-was-replaced-by-clone/?__twitter_impression=true

Alot of mumu hear won't even read the news. That's the reason why they never heard of click bait headlines.

MrPolitics:
What is this one saying? Nigeria has been Africa's largest economy since 2013 and is definetely not Africa's best performing economy in 2018 with such slow GDP growth.
But it remains the largest economy

Bros you can lie oooo

How can he be plotting removal when he took 4 senators with him? This uncle didn't think about what he is saying.

Every former APC member is now a chieftain even if he never held any executive office and unknown. Lol

TonyeBarcanista:
I am disappointed in the action of the government. This is sad.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Over 1,500 APC members defect to PDP in Oron while 12 people followed Sen. Akpabio to APC today

Find quality and quantity will be added unto you.

I looked at the comment and can't help but marvel at the hypocrisy of Nigerians

Dasuki is responsible for thousands of death. He is a security threat to the larger society. He doesnt deserve any pity at all. Even in the USA they have laws in place to detain anyone indefinitely who poses a threat to the larger society. Dasuki will not be released until after May 2019.

Nbote:
Oga Mai Suya I dont know if U actually know (I doubt ur brain works though) ur made up quote implies dat ur APC is a party of looters considering d likes of Amaechi, Rochas, Oshiomole, Oyinlola, and majority of d APC too guns at d moment all decamped into d APC...? D APC is jus desperate... How much did dey offer PDP senators and governors to decamp before d 2015 elections?



Jus read wat U wrote slowly and tell me if ur eyes and head actually works.. Let me help U bold d statement mayb dat will help U highlight d point. Since dey were sharing , why are dey leaving becos dey are hungry?

As i type this, believe me i didnt even read your reply. I stopped at the 15th word, that's because i only argue with civilized people, not 00s babies forming social media gangsta. Shove my mention up your bum bum.

And i am supposed to believe this bullshit that anybody that cook up? Where is the source? Why is it not major news on popular media?

Nbote:
D APC is jus desperate... How much did dey offer PDP senators and governors to decamp before d 2015 elections?

GEJ said this just yesterday.

“Those people running and those already cross-carpeting, they will come back on an empty stomach because they will touch the primary members of their party, before they get to you, they know you are coming because you are hungry, before it will get to you the food will be gone.”

This tells you that APC under Buhari is not ready to give a dime but PDP wants to share the moneyyy

VanBommel:
Too bad you guys are always making trump look bad, someone that is by far better than hilary clinton and obama put together.

That racist white supremacist? Someone who sold his country out in Helsinki? What do you know about the Mueller investigation?

But I wish to know why you think Trump is better.

W3xy1:
the best decision ever. thanks for standing for an average Nigerian.

Your cartoon is outdated.

https://theeagleonline.com.ng/fg-to-settle-inherited-debts-to-contractors-ex-nigerian-airways-workers-adeosun/

Some people will ignore this thread like plague but dia fada will be all over it if it was some other party.

magoo10:
lame excuse for tyranny
even after his passports have been seized by the courts.

buhari is on a revenge mission against dasuki same way they have been on revenge killing the defenseless people of Benue and plateau.

If not why did buhari and his government take him to court if they cannot abide to court processes.

How dare you liken the bloods of those innocent Nigerians to a man who was instrumental to the death of thousands of Nigerians. You are highly stup1d.

NSNA:
Provide a source

I said Google it b1tch

Perhaps this poster doesn't know that Ekiti has one of the worst results this year. Google it.

Xisnin:
Be bold to state where your allegiance lies. You are just like those religious zealot leaders using religion to drum support for Buhari. Guess what your lord Buhari has done for the Yoruba region, he has created the largest number of Almajiri's. Now every motor pack, shopping complex and public space is full of Yoruba beggars. This wasn't the case some few years back.


They are expired as Buhari himself. If they were really expired, your muslim leaders won't hold a press conference about them. They lost power due to OBJ's machinations but they still held on to their principles. They are men who lived and still live a modest life.
Power and credibility are not the same. It is a shame that you mention theft and national assembly in reference to Afenifere when no single prominent member is a member of the national assembly. It is typical of Buhari's supporter to tag everybody a thief.


I am beginning to question your age. OBJ has mostly lost his polling booth except in 2015. He has never had local support at any time in history even when he was in power. He has always played on the national scene. Oh, the "thief" accusation again. OBJ is not even a member of Afenifere but you had to lump them together to make everyone look guilty. You are really doing a good job but note you and your leaders religious division may backfire.

I would have replied you if you didn't call me the bolded. I am a proud Ifa worshipper by the way.

I normally would not comment on a religious thread like this especially one with loads of religious emotions embedded but i have to say i am on the side of the contents of this press release which highlight the high level of hypocrisy amongst these so-called Yoruba elders who have never done or made a single step to favour the entirety of the Yoruba region.

They have lost their credibility and are expired. They are a composition of political rats looking for an opening to continue having their share of the National cake. In western countries, politicians would retire to continue their professional career or go hook up one of their hobbies or whatever, but in Nigeria here, National Assembly is the retirement home of past politicians because they either don't have a career to go to, because most of their credentials are fake or they are glued to the free government money which comes easy when government encouraged theft of the nation's wealth.

We all know for a fact that Buhari has handicapped and made Obasanjo, IBB, Jonathan and other old thieve totally powerless. Gone are the days when Obasanjo handpicks who becomes the President, (Yardua, GEJ) now he is so powerless he can even win his own local govt., he had to go make up with his sworn enemies, Bode George, OGD and more, just to be able to get back his illegal oil block, government contracts and other unconstitutional emoluments which are no longer coming. This old fools should bury their heads in shame. They have been exposed and will never be taken seriously by any sensible Yoruba son or daughter. Awon Ole Oshi.

Dear Moderator, kindly permit me to create this thread.

Guys, pls I need some good advice from well-seasoned property investor, valuer or any real estate agent here.

My pops have a plot of land in a fairly nice residential area in Ajah. Initially, his plan was to build and rent it out but I was able to convince him to instead develop the property, sell it and then reinvest the money back into another property and on and on. Like, using the opportunity as a stepping stone to delve into property business.

Now the thing is this, he has thought over it and thinks my advice is a good one. Now, he has saddled me with the responsibility of coming up with the best information to help him decide on what kind of house to build that can bring in the most profit. That is, attractive to buyers and profitable for business.

The plan is to build a 2 story or 3 (penthouse if possible) residential home for a traditional family of 5 to 7 people). I do know for a fact that, aside from the cost, time and effort spent on the property, the architectural design and layout plan of the house also play a major determinant role in the value of the property.

Property gurus in the house, we need your advice on this points...

1. Best house style to build (Modern design, Mediterranean contemporary or a blend of two)
2. What are some main architectural features that can raise the value of a house?
3. Lastly, how many bedroom range is most attractive to buyers?

Thanks to you guys in advance for helping out.

DelNifty:
people like you who think that because they are old they are right are the reason why the world look generally stupid. There exists a lot of young folks more sensible than you are Mr Old Man!!

OK

koolg:
So because he didn't use condom in 2006, he's not presidential and is a bad man in 2018??
Hope you have never had sex outside marriage
I don't know if you're just daft or a blinded hypocrite
Disgusting person

Didn't say that he is not Presidential but a man with so many character questions being a Presidential man is far
- Paid off porn star
- Cheated on 3 wives
- Had kids by 3 women
- Had sex with porn star 2 weeks after 3rd wife had their child
- 22 women accused of sexual misconduct
- Had a host of campaign staffers plead guilty to federal crime charges
- Believes the way to end gun violence is more guns

Bro, detach your emotional attachment to my opinion

fabienjoe:
Not expressing an opinion on Trump but does having shagged a LovePeddler in the past make him a bad president?

Didn't say that he is not Presidential but a man with so many character questions being a Presidential man is far
- Paid off porn star
- Cheated on 3 wives
- Had kids by 3 women
- Had sex with porn star 2 weeks after 3rd wife had their child
- 22 women accused of sexual misconduct
- Had a host of campaign staffers plead guilty to federal crime charges
- Believes the way to end gun violence is more guns

I don't know anything though

This is why I laugh at all these jambites and 90s babies who come on nairaland to hail DT and talk of how presidential and what an "action" and "decisive" and "good man" he is unlike so so and so simply because it fits their narratives. Some of the comments I read on this "new nairaland" makes me wonder what some people even know about world politics, and how isolated America is from the rest of the rest of the world and how DT's controversial life and policies have reduced America.

Real people with real knowledge of how nairaland was a place of intellectual in the early days know what i'm talking about. This new nairaland with kids without any real political knowledge are making NL look stupid to me.

#BringBackOldNairaland

I remember all the rubbish ridiculous exam questions like, "Draw the skeleton of a donkey and label it" Wtf! Donkey! How has the carcass of a freaking mammal my life today?

Nigerian education system didn't teach us how much we should value our African culture. They told us all our scientists and great men are all white people. They never told us the Oldest university in the world is in Morroco, right here in our Northern Africa, which means Africa is the fountain of knowledge and education. The once we see as "heroes" today were once our students.

We had science and technology before everyone else did. So when they invaded and saw our Pyramids, our rich arts and development, they came up with a ridiculous claim that aliens built the Pyramids and not humans. How ridiculous that sound. lol

So i agree that our Nigerian Education system is not only totally expired but it was not set up in our own interest. We are still using the same school system and curriculum given to us by our slave masters. How can we expect our slave masters to just hand over knowledge (power) to us just like that?

My man IBL hooked me up with your thread. Sir, do you ship cars? How much will it cost to ship a used working 2008 Ford Edge from Florida to Lagos using the cheapest method, excluding delivery? Thanks in advance.

Iru oriburuku wo leleyi ke??!! Awon oloriibu dede won yi.

Thanks for the good work guys. Pls, what will it cost to clear a 2008 Ford Escape XLT SUV. Thanks