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@@@Acidosis. . . . . . You should thank you star that I don't know u or where to find you. I would have made u eat ur own sh.it and post the pic on nairaland here. And if u think u are a tough guy as u sound send me the address of where I can find u to baba_elekospeaks@ymail.com. I'm expecting it or ur rant.

Rice nice. That means No beef.

Wow! GEJ's diickson must be so full of milk and honey for this Mandelaguy gay to be shedding so my tears like that. I feel ur pain "frank ocean". Zombie o zombie.

FREE GAWAT!!!!!!!

Me I love eating spoilt almost rotten Eba wih the moist on it. I just use my hand to turn and mix it together. It's so delicious with hot ogunfe soup. Also, I love phoking my girls with their pants on, I just move it to the side and ride on. Feels like heaven. Lol

They have started. PDP/GEJ rigging machine.

According to Social Network Professionals (SNPROS). They think Don Jazzy's twitter account (@Donjazzy) is worth $325,857.95 on the retail market while D'banj's (@Iamdbanj) would cost around $309,430.95. That is $16,427 below the worth is Don Jazzy. Papa and pikin both get pricck but the thickness no be the same. #TeamDonJazzy #TeamMavin.

Meanwhile @iamdbanj is dropping a new single today. We are waiting to evaluate as usual.

Oya na lets go!!!

Nice joint!

Insha Allah he will return hom safely and whoever is responsible for his demise will be brought to book.

Isale_eko: You better not go and knock someone up if you are not ready to be with them. The poster is even lucky that his baby sleeps 6 hrs through the night and his is complaining. My first baby, now 7 months, gave us a hell of a time as she would not sleep for more than two hours at a stretch during the night. But she would go 4 - 6 hrs straight during the day.

They are cute and cuddly but once they start crawling around from 6 months sticking everything in sight into their mouth and rolling off the bed and chairs, it ain't funny at all.

I hope when i'm ready i'll find the right one and have the right kid.

ANOTHER Update... Guyz, I am happy to announce that I have a PRINCE now with my wife again! He is 7 weeks old. Thanks to everyone who has kept up with my thread. I will now end this thread because I don't plan to have another. Love y'all. (May 2020)
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UPDATED: I am a father now . My princess is 6 months old. I have never felt blessed and important before such as fatherhood made me. (May 2017)

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I'm not a father yet. Have girlfriends. No wife either. Neither am I planning marriage anytime soon but just reading from this thread makes me wanna knock up someone so bad. The way yall talk about these kids is just too cute and adoring. Awwww. (July 2012)

I have met Clifford Orji and Pastor King.

@achukwunet. . . . . . Please nahhhh.

@@achukwunet. . . . . . . . No disrespect but pls can I smash?? Don't say no plsss

I don't know anyone else in my entire life who had the same thinking cap as Jonathan. It's so sad how God can be this to 150 million people. This is not what we deserve. We deserve better, we have suffered, our fathers did, our father's father did. The tomorrow of our kids is far from bright if this is what they have to come meet on deck. I'm so sad from the root of my heart.

Rented PDP crowd deceiving themselves. Organizing their own people to defect to their own party. Bunch of Alibabas.

TaTatata Thank God ooo GREEN white GREEN all the way!!!

mikuz: The nigga aint creative enough for my liking. I caught him in one of 'em tracks biting lines from Nas

Who no dey bite. Jayz bites biggie, lil Wayne bite pac, every rapper bite Nas.

Abimbade: how u take know music like this infact ure a genius in studying music producers...

I had thought u had something tangible to add to the discussion since u didn't agree with me.

I'm also a music producer and I know better than the average listener. Don Jazzy has the best sound sample selection. Samklef and Dr frabz have mad drum pattern, Cobahms is good with crazy tune and I think terry g is a mad man when it comes to innovation. He can make a beats with water bottle and milo can.

Me

Another mad man. This is suppose to be a thread for people to discuss?

STOP derailing this interesting game u slowpokes.

President of America is addressed here as "Mr Obama" not "President Dr. Chief Goodluck blah blah blah Jonath. (GCFR, CON,MFR, MMG, OND, YMCMB, HND, CNN, EFCC, UFO) of Federal Republic of Nigeria.

WTF! Phenom hands down.

Aki and Pawpaw OR Ali and Simbi tipper line.

Mavor: Anytime it heats up, drive it into the lagoon. Have a special towing van always follow you so it will remove it from the lagoon once it cools off.

Omfg. . . . . . . Laff so tey I go airport go collect otedollar balance on behalf of facrook

No love for no Nigerian politician. Each time i hear news like this Something within me always say "one less criminal" for 170 million people to worry about.

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javalove: I laugh. . . See e don tey wey i dey lecture small heads like you. . . Go watch the original BET cypher video and hear how your hero introduced Modenine. . . thats all I can tell you. .


#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Na u dey wahala urself java. Me don talk my own commot. Most of these kids be 90's product wey wizkid and ice prince don dabaru dia head. Na u get time nah. I know know which main proof people want again before den go accept say 9 na naija rap legend.

Please, if anyone can upload any of his song i'll appreciate it alot. Thanks

Actor Jordan. Why do you have to go so soon. This hit me too hard as i was still begging EgbaAlake on youtube to upload some of his old classic.

Wow! What a coincidence. I'm on a 6 hours train now and bumping mode 9's OTT. I can't help but marvel at his sudden flow change. Mode9's flow has change, he now switch style between raps while staying on topic. I have to say OTT is a good reference when talking about lyricism in rap. His rhyming skill has suddenly changed too. He used a lot of multi syllable rhymes. The beat selection is mad too and has changed from strictly boom bap. I am soo happy wih this new changes. This is what some heads have been wanting. I'm glad modo made this change. Im a huge fan of MI. I think he is a bad spitter but i have to say OTT is a better hip hop/rap underground album. I'm yet to skip 1 track.

salaksmana: ACN and there lies, Tens of thugs (probably 20, 30, 40 etc) open fire (na gun dem dey talk o) on Gov's convoy. yet nobody in the convoy was injured and somebody will tell me the cars were bullet proof. Buses caring journalist are bullet proof too? Police pick up are bullet proof too? They said the police shielded top government officials, that means they were out of there cars or were they shielding cars yet no bullet hit any police, all this lies just because of PDP, everybody knows all political parties are bad and PDP is the master. So students who were angry with the Gov for reasons best known to them are now assasins and stones have become guns too.

[size=14pt]I wonder what u would have said if someone got hurt in the convoy. Maybe he planned it himself, no be so??[/size]