₦airaland Forum

porthouse7:
The solution is in ur eardrum

Can you explain what you mean by this clearer or better please?

Fiscus105:
Because several guys of marriageble ages are totally in state of total hopelessness, many of them are only capable of sleeping with prostitutes in brothels, and can't put woman at home. For few that are rich enough, they still want to be sleeping around as if sleeping with different girls bring them trophies, and for few Yahoo boys, only rugged ladies can settle down with such diabolical guys.

Just see your level of reasoning, some single guys are not married because they are afraid of marrying wrong.

Many of them who are doing well as single men don't want situations where they will start having issues i.e doing bad and all that when they are married, as a result of that they tend to take time before finally settling down for those that later chose to marry.


No be all of them dey single because of sex, dey reason well sometimes.

onuman:
One way, the hike in air fares is good to the southern people who make up nearly 90% of japa emigration.
As the southerners leave, northerners from the Sahel region up to Niger 🇳🇪 Republic move down south to occupy the positions abandoned by the southerners in the south.
By the time the japa southerners want to return home; their hometown has been under menace by Islamic extremists. It's already working out that way in the south eastern region of Nigeria.

Non sense, tell me the positions being occupied by Islamic extremist in southeast.

Just one!

Schrodinger2:
Time flies, and things change. Booked a one way ticket to the US around this time in 2021, for 350k. I heard it's now in the millions.

Babs, is that you?

Yes, I know it is you.

You guys should not scare others with all these epistles biko.

When we get to the bridge, we will surely cross the bridge.

I no too dey drink outside with friends. That is even if I keep friends sef.

When I used to do that I don't leave my drink behind for anyone, if by chance I did that, I will drop that drink by my seat side and order for another one and a new cup.

Well, these days I have learnt yo drink from the bottle directly when I'm outside. It is safer.

paramakina202:
Do you know that in some villages or communities do not marry from certain communities or villages because they are blood related till today and that rule is passed down from generation to generation.I mean in IGBOLAND.

It is not only because they are blood related but maybe due to other differences.

I am referring to situation where a community don't marry from another community.

No complain, continue the relationship, ensure say she don dey deep into it.

At that point get yourself another girl and openly let her know about the new girl, when she ask let her know she is your bestie because this one don cast already, I mean if she can make such statement (I will rather leave the relationship blah blah blah...).

Trust her, she will likely want to mark territory, let her know you will rather leave the relationship than leaving your new bestie.

After that, start ghosting her and start moving on with your new babe.

The day discussion carry me and my babe enter bestie matter, I indirectly asked her I will like to meet her male bestie one day.
She told me, I am her bestie, paddy and so on. I laugh inside.

Sharpsharp00123:
send your own aza

Leave others

Na me n u dey run this one

U drop your own aza

Let's do it this way, what about sending or posting our account balances here?

It is obvious you don't have $ense and you think everyone here is p00r and frustr@ed like you.

Sharpsharp00123:
drop your aza

I don't decline or reject people's help/assistance gesture towards me, even if it is little or I don't need it.

This is what I will do, look for where there are concentration of the less privileges and share the money among them.

Or better still send it it to someone here. Send it to the four people that will quote this response with their account if the first option is cumbersome for you.


Please if you have not eaten today and you don't even have what to eat today and genuinely in need of money please quote this message with your account details, just 4 people only.

Note: If you want to pretend just to receive the money. Listen or read this, the indirect prayer of becoming poor you prayed by sending your account when you don't actually need it abd don't want those who genuinely need it to get it will surely be answered on you.

And if you refuse to send it, you will lose that money and more because you wan showoff wetin you no get enough. I should be the one giving you and not you giving me.

skentelelady:
Please who knows about proceeding in Shagamu? How long does it take from capturing to collection for DIY please?

My friend did it there and everything was ready within 2 to 3 months max unlike mine(another state tho) that is entering fourth month soon.

headofschool:
No...osogbo

Is it DIY?

Or Assisted please?

Sharpsharp00123:
mugu

I am a certified engineer n besides I don beg u for money before or na Igbo dey feed me cos na Igbo dey feed d whole world

Ipob miscreant like u

Which engineer you be?

Come on fem dia, you are a frustr@ed soul on nairaland and such person can't be a comfortable person in reality.

yarimo:
Mumu man no wonder UK immigrations are looking for you

Na Agbado full your m€dulla oblong@a.

Greatest GDP on paper but doesn't reflect on her masses.

Na the political classes dey share most of the GDP na

Akwamkpuruamu:
Dem say na dehydrated granulated starch granules (garri)

Now you know.

This change in name or let me say, this update in name was proudly brought to you by Professor Etiri Nkankan
And
Signed by
Engr. Una Go C. Shege
And
Architect Una Neva C. Anitin.

Akwamkpuruamu:
What's grocery? Biscuits or cornmeal

Shey make we tell am?

Agbado and cassava

airsaylongcome:
Why do you say so?

The VO is also a human, some of those questions Op dey give epistle to are yes or no questions or a short answer questions.

Have you been to the us before?

A "No" answer with a bit lightened face may have made the VO to reason OP positively.

You know that kind "this one wey this question brightened this guy's face as if he is going there(The US) anytime soon" kind of vibe, the VO might just use that alone to grant him his secret prayer which is visa request.

VOs are humans and specialized phycologists, you may be surprised to see them granting visa requests to O'Level holders or people without full education and denying those with MSc or PhD visas.

Pheleecity13:
Visa denied today 21st of July, 2023

Vo:Good morning
Me:Good morning

Vo:Have you ever been to the US?
Me:No, I never had a reason to until now

Vo:Do you have a family there?
Me:No, I don't

Vo:Do you know anybody in the US?
Me:Yes, I have my family friend there?

Vo:what does she do there?
Me:she is a student

Vo:who is sponsoring you?
Me:My dad, he is..... (Cuts off)

Vo: what does he do
Me:He is a successful business man, he's the CEO of bleep global services, he deals with the importation of cars and cars spare parts and the exportation of agricultural products, he's also into real estate, he earns 50m annually

Vo:what are your postgraduate plan?
Me: I will be coming back to Nigeria for the compulsory national youth services, after which I will seek employment in top food companies and hotels, I will do that for a while because I will love to start up my own baking shop and culinary school where I can impact knowledge in those that are interested in culinary world.

Typed for a while and passed me the blue paper.

Please what could be wrong?

I believe it was your response to the "have you been to the US before" question.

Settling fights between my cousin and his wife, omoh they said so many things about me o.

That I was the one causing misunderstandings between them, thank God for their neighbors who vindicated me and gave me the news.

Tho, they have apologized but till today dem still dey live like Tom and Jerry.

Since then I don't involve myself in any couple's issue, if them wan break eachother head, good for them.

parkervero:
The NCE /HND holder you denigrated in your comment might be better than you especially the HND holder. We have lots of them around that are the best in the field.

Get the fk out of my mention.

She was a secretary in the primary section but close to the owner, why I was a senior school subject teacher and I never applied with my BSC.
The owner categorically told me that I'm answerable to her directly or I can communicate with the principal when I asked her who I should communicate with if there is any need to communicate with the management, but I know all these happened because it is preplanned.

Don't be silly, I had 4.4 out 5 if it is about academics, I missed out on first class narrowly simply because of my egoistic HOD.
My plan then was to work there and use the salary to run minor or immediate expenses because I was searching for a business premise and I already budgeted the funds I had as at then for my business. So, I don't want to keep withdrawing and spending from the budgeted find.
All these happened at the beginning of COVID-19 period.

She is not better than me, say what you know and take your $melling emotion out of my mention.
From other workers and the students, they will tell you it is not even a competition between us, no basis for that at all.


Btw, that was years ago. God has blessed me with my own company now.

Courtesy of Architect Etiri Nkankan

OkCornel:
“It will favour me and my family”

Engr. O.T. Sunmi

Aswear, you guys are marrrddd 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

What if all these nonsense beatings and killings are for ritual purposes nko?

Only few have something to offer in a man's life, the rest are korofos.

Especially these komkom wey full this forum.

descartes400:
Make una wait ooh! Agbako don reach 100 years now now?

Days of agbako, abija, etc on our black and white TV...Will forever be cherished if dem these two use jazz smack you eh! Hmm

I just asked that same question, haba the exaggeration too much.

Una too dey lie abeg.

100th birthday ke?

Person wey I watched at his upcoming and prime stages, and he was not even up to 50 then, so how come it is already 50 years now?

They both happened in Lagos, and the jobs were both teaching jobs.

The first one was in a school somewhere in ibejulekki, but I will talk more on the second one because I got paid off without stress in the first one.

The story goes thus, the day after the schools final inter house sports training(heat) was a public holiday and it's normal for workers to stay at home that day.
So, immediately after the training that day I went home(since it's already 5pm and the closing time is 3om normally) while others went back to school before leaving for their various homes.

So, I dressed up as usual and headed to work the next Monday which is the next working day.

Me: Good morning, Mrs Afolabi...
Mrs Afolabi: Good morning, Mr XYZ, why did you miss work last week Friday?

Me: Friday was a public holiday and it was expected workers are to stay at home.
Mrs Afolabi: Turn back and go home, you are under suspension for 2 weeks.

Me: Smiles, suspension ke? As the school owner or someone higher than me in role/qualifications?
Anyway, tell madam that since there is no proper job/roles descriptions in this place that made you to be saying such to me, I won't have any need for the suspension because I have resigned.
Me wey be BSC holder, you wey be either NCE/HND dey follow me yarn non$ense because of job situation in the country.
I told her I will be coming for my salary as at when due.

So, I left the school premise.

Meanwhile, I have already heard a lot of stories about how the woman(school owner) does alongside her secretary.

Fast forward to the day I'm to go and collect my money, I have these street guys I do buy things for once in a while at one bet 9ja shop when I go there to watch highlight or match.
I told them the story, they were like "bro, you have been good to us, it is time for us to be good to you too."

Na so them follow me go o, we got to the street where the school is located, they hanged around at a point to observe what is going on and come to my aid if there is any need for it.

I entered the place, greeted the secretary, told her I came for my last month salary, since I already gave her like 3 weeks.

She said no money, omoh laugh wan finish me.
Next thing, the school owner entered and I greeted her and asked her the same thing, she told me no salary, I was like, I will spend one full month like that and one human will tell me no salary.

I won't accept such thing, next thing her son that just returned from UK, entered and told me to leave.
I ignored him totally. Meanwhile the woman was about going out, so I followed him out of the compound, at least that is safer for me since those guys may not know what is going on inside the compound.

I never knew the woman had the plan to go and call her domestic staff at home to come bundle me inside the car and take me home, where she will order them to mend me before taking me to the station.

As I saw about 6 guys coming, na so I raise my voice, my men wey dey observe saw that and had my back, it turned to a big and serious issue o.

Police were invited and we went to the station, at the station the officer that was supposed to take our statements started taking her side and talking to me anyhow, saying it is because my parents are rich that is why I am misbehaving, that if not I will take whatever they give me.

At a point, I had to beg this woman to end the case because I was already fed up, but she was determined to mess me up.

So, I had no option than to use my connect, I place a call to one AIG I know, who assured me to reach out to him whenever anyone want to cheat me or maltreat me unjustly and I should ensure I am at the right side.

Na so I call the man, he asked me the state, the lcda, the area and the station name.

In few minutes, we were told the dco wants to see us, the dco first threaten me to make it look like nothing happened, he said I should be charged for public disturbance, the woman and her kid should be charged for assault, attempt to kidnap and one other charge like that.

Naso table take turn, the woman and the officer wey been dey jam talk and one unbiased officer come dey beg me sey make I drop the case o.
I said NO, that we are going to court on Monday. Actually, it was initial gragra from my side because na my full payment I need.

At that point, my dad and my uncle called me separately to tell me to drop the case, that they will pay me the money.
I told them I have heard, but I did my mind by insisting on the case after I dropped the calls.

Finally, I was approached again by the neutral officer, who assured me that they will bring my money right away and I will confirm it.

So, I said OK fine by me, the woman was told to give me my money, she called someone and in minutes my money was brought to me in a white envelope, which I counted and confirmed.

I told them I am done with the case and I want it dropped, we ended it.

Omoh, you have to see the way other former workers there wey been don get salaries to collect but don't know how to do that stormed the school the next day to collect their money and YES they were all paid and they were paid in full.

Even those working there, called me to hail me on how I taught the woman a good lesson, I think the woman is notorious for holding on to her workers salaries.


That is past now.

Djamel:
Boss, who is talking about better money....read the op's post and come lets have this discussion

My bad, yes love dey Lagos but you gats dey very wise and observant to find it because e dey very little over there.

HanisahZuwy:
Where are you at the moment please?

Which state are you from?