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joedave:
At the bolded....you never knew if God is using that to pass you a message ooo. Lols

Hmmm , one of my customers jokingly asked me when will she come and eat naming/child dedication food because they are always asking me when will you marry, mistakenly I said next year.

I don't just know how and why I answered next year" but I cancelled it immediately she left.
Since then, I dey careful dye.
I could have screwed her last night, she wanted it on an expressway level, unto say na our normal way but I declined her glances because I had no CD at that moment(because of that customer's innocent but weird wish/question, so the game was postponed, so that the other player can get his helmet ready.

joedave:
Bahhd guy!

Oshey, you sabi!

You think sey una wise abi?

You no move any of the ones I commented on earlier to FP, e no concern me, I go still screw the P.


BTW, Wizkid and Burnaboy can not pull such donation combine, not because they are not popular but they are not social/friendly.

Blessingsam2318:
with this ya mumu comment and u think the fake news will go to FP

Who be this?

Straight to FP...

If e no enter FP, make that babe no give me P***y fvck tonight, that is to say e go enter and I go screw her P tonight. grin cheesy

Straight to FP...

If e no enter FP, make that babe no give me P***y fvck tonight, that is to say e go enter and I go screw her P tonight. grin cheesy

Straight to FP...

If e no enter FP, make that babe no give me P***y fvck tonight, that is to say e go enter and I go screw her P tonight.

Straight to FP...

If e no enter FP, make that babe no give me P***y fvck tonight, that is to say e go enter and I go screw her P tonight.

OP, be precise please.

Just say Iyaebe, Pocohantas, and their likes should consider polygamy.

Save us the stress of reading through the list.

Ifyjos:
Nope as long as nah dem born u dey always right

Hello Ify

Dtruthspeaker:

Conscience: Eminem and Dre

"She tripped, fell, landed on his dee.k"l

LOL

Omniman:
That's Olosho bros

Leave Olosho out of this, some guys ask babes out after fvcking, some during fvcking, while some moment before fvcking.

So forget Olosho for this matter.

Una dey try o...

Me dey fvck the night wey I ask the babe out.

No time.


PS: That was then sha

shantti:
Chineke nna

LOL, African parents ehn

When I was still active in graphic designing, the time of designing(start to finish) depends on the work/job.

Some won't take more than 30 minutes, let me just say an hour.
While some take days.

OFAIKGROUPS:
isi adiro gi nma
my belle ooo......no kill me with laff

Na African mother way for you.

olabodejinad:
that's an A90 supra, currently worth around 50-60k

That's around 30 million naira with the exchange rate @ 500naira/dollar

With 5 to 10 million, you will build and fully furnish that house in the picture to a very good level.

I will choose both.

Shebi na my choosing and not yours, thank you.

GardenOfGod:
Absolutely

I know whatsup na, I have been in the industry before.

Yes, followed by a serious round of slap.

My mom: Eh o, nwam ndo, ebezi na akwa inugo?
Oya biakete bia were biscuit.

Me: Going closer to her for the biscuit while sobbing with my innocent mind.

My mom: Tawai! Tawai! Tawai!!!
That was the day I stopped trusting anybody o.

Just as every human on earth have a certain level of envy in them, but the control is what separates them.

You can't justify evil. What is bad is bad and what is good is good.

More like a married man confessing to his wife about his sexcapade after he was caught red handed by his wife, "Honestly Baby, it is not what you think, I inserted my D into her hole because she told me she is cold and seriously feverish, so she needs heat and something to make her sweat, I volunteered to help her since there was no one around to assist her."

GardenOfGod:
She got a teaching job when you guys relocated yet you are still siting at home.

Teaching job wey be sey things dey sup for that industry ehn.

Believe this future is feeeeemail people at your own peril.

Once money is flowing, they can love you to the moon and back but if e finish, guy get ready for it.
Everytime, dem dey use hand rub my head and beards. But I know whatsup.

I get one � like that, I am suspecting she is currently cheating but wetin consign me kwanu?
After all, I don't want her to accuse me of chasing her other suitors away and abandoning her later.

ezewealth:
We business men do this kind of ordeal very much, sometimes myself, " how I wish DAT I am a gov. Civil servant "

You get am �

Some people go think say business(especially when it is a startup business) na flexing until dey are in the system.

It may not be juju but you need to be prayerful.

As a businessman, na the day wey security man wan collect him pay, light issue go come up.
As if that is not enough, when you call the driver wey dey carry your goods come, make you ask am where he don reach he go tell you say motor swallow electric poll, this one happen, that one dey shake blah blah blah.
The funny thing is days like this, na im sales go come low(especially on a day of the week you know sales dey go well).

If your babe come mistakenly call you, she go bear the brunt...

Badca81:
Let me give you a good advice ,learn pipe fitting (oil and gas welding ) . it's a very lucrative skill to learn , better than all those programming etc skill people will tell you to learn . am currently working as a helper in an oil company and am been paid 150,000 naira monthly. as am working am learning the work. Just learn it ,although it is expensive to learn about N350,000 or N400,000 you will be paid more than that when you are working , my dad is a pipe fitter and is been paid almost a million naira monthly yet he did not go to the university that's why I want to follow his career after I will do part- time in the university. Thank me later for this advice.

Hello bro, where can one learn this?
And how long does it take to learn it?

Na now Una wake up?

I used to be your very strong fan but the truth is una time don over, time waits for no one.

Anyway the guy below may have one or two things to add. On to him/her.

DontMessWitMe:
hahahahaha school na scam Crew

School no be scam but focusing wholly on it is the scam.

The funny thing is, I was one of the best graduating students in my set o.

I remember when on of my guys jokingly asked me "Guy, I hope you're working in Schlumberger abi Chevron now o, because all those your sitting in the front or on the front side's floor in crowded halls/classes or early starting of night class, sometimes one month after resumption suppose don pay off?"


Las las, na businessman I be now. My degree dey one corner dey rest.

See question o...

You for no plan on helping your family na...


How many professor or academical PhD(Doctor) holder did you see on the list of those that sent money to Davido?

My honest advice is, in anything you do, be it education or anything, ensure you have a running hustle(business) or something that brings in money.

PS: I am a graduate, one of the best graduating students in my set.

ThickSharon123:
I hope you're joking dear.

How you dey?

First choice: Orji Uzor Kalu

Second choice: OUK