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it got me cracking when i found out that the name of police in one of rivers state major tribes is "KELEBE"
i want every who views this topic to drop his in the following format
Name of police :
Name of tribe :
Name of state :

ChiSun27:
My brother...you have said it all.
I know life must have taught you a lesson before you came back to your senses hence your post.
Wish my fellow guys will read this and imbibe the spirit of financial indepence in them in order to secure their future.
Most of us have fail to realise or agree that girls and relationships are over hyped.

indeed life taught me a lesson but i'm very lucky i realised early enough so i feel obliged to spread the reality

Guys are gradually being carried way with all the hype over love and relationships while precious time is flying away, today's generation is quite different from what is obtainable in the past, when love and commitment was real, we are now in an extreme capitalist system where money is the gun, money is the bullet and money is the voice of all, even academic certificates are loosing their relevance, professionalism and consultancy is the in thing now, before you spend 5hrs or more to call, chat, ping, share pics, sex with all those girls everyday think of what those hours can actually do for you if you are using them to learn a professional skill, preparing for a professional certification, setting up a small or medium scale enterprise or business, how to become a consultant e.t.c i'm a man and i know men don't need love to be happy, money gives us happiness, leave love to the women besides we are all living a lie, most of us cheat on each other and yet claim to have true love, once you make your money pretty girls will be on their knees begging you, when i say money i don't mean we can all be like dangote, i'm talking of financial independence where you can comfortably live in this modern times for the rest of your live, fake men talk, real men act, start your hustle bro.

and the CAN president, ayo is a gangster

if you are out there thinking that girl in the university, polytechnic, fce, school of nursing and midwifery etc is a virgin then you are in delusion, we are in an era of adolescent and teenage sex, even in secondary schools i can say the ratio of non virgins to virgins is 60 40 because even if boys don't approach these girls, the internet will force them to approach the boys for sex, so much indecency circulating in the websites and blogs, social networks, movies, musical videos etc, the kids can never bear or resist the temptations of wanting to practice what they are viewing, our parents really enjoyed during their time, that is why their marriages made sense unlike our generation, our marriage is filled with suspicion, mistrust, anger and disappointment etc because we met ourselves deflowered already, what a shame.

See how pathetic people are, insulting muslims became a culture on print and electronic media as well as the internet without conclusive reasons but we are disciplined and we kept praying to ALLAH to expose the mystery behind the genocide going on in the north as is illogical for muslims to keep killing muslims, Behold ALLAH has answered our prayers and the manifestations has just began, christians don't know where to hide their faces now because their leader is nothing but a Gangster, i mean illegal arms deal is the highest other of terrorism, and this has been the case for a long time, christian leaders preach peace on the pulpit but connive with the government in power to cause mayhem to muslims but the truth is coming to light now.
Ayo oritsejafor is a blood thirsty terrorist who has been using his position to perpetuate the killing of innocent muslims with his foot soldiers masquerading as muslims, no wonder he was pressurizing the american government to designate boko haram a terrorist organization, with a christian president in power, ayo's game was going very well, no wonder goodluck fired the former CBN governor and brought in a christian that could easily supply the dollars whenever they are needed, the government can sweep the issue under the carpet, the christians can deny all they want but ALLAH has made a revelation that will remain in our hearts forever, we now know the reason why they all buy private jets.
i urge muslims to keep praying because ALLAH said Qur'an 2 verse 186

"And when My servants ask you, [O Muhammad], concerning Me - indeed I am near. I respond to the invocation of the supplicant when he calls upon Me. So let them respond to Me [by obedience] and believe in Me that they may be [rightly] guided."

you cant take it from 2face, he is the best to ever come out of africa, very versatile and yet unique in his style, and who said African Queen is his only Evergreen Song, what of Right here, If love is a crime, True love, Ole, forgive and forget, fly, appreciation, be there e.t.c not to mention his reggea efforts, one luv, raindrops, down there etc, don't forget that as he was releasing albums he was still with plantation boys and they released hit tracks like one and only, say u believe it, ocean of passion etc, 2face is the most sought after artist for collabo, the artist that have featured him for one track or the other are much, the ones i can remember are:

9ice, MI, Psquare, Timaya, dare, Solid star, Jimmy jat, Kc presh, Jim iyke

lalasticala, nollywood personality consultant

lalasticala, have u ever worked in nollywood, how com u kno so much about them

haha, i remember mid 2000s when the GSM industry was booming and MTN introduced the Midnight Xtracool and students will just maintain the 100 access fee for months in order to talk from 12.30 am to 5.am, enough talking, i actually lost a babe back then cuz i could not cope with staying awake every night,

share ur experience.

this is indeed a very good news, i work in a first generation bank as a contract staff too for over 3yrs now, although i'm equipping my self with the right qualifications and certifications to seek better opportunities, i still pity others who dont have a choice, the security men in my bank with uniforms receive less than 20k monthly salary, the cleaners receive less than 15k monthly salary, the dispatch riders receive less than 30k monthly salary, the drivers receive less than 45k salary, transaction officers myself included receive 60 to 85k depending on your years of service and the least grade in the permanent staff ( Executive Trainee ) receive over 140k a month haba the difference is too much.
please contract staff of other banks should blow the whistle.

u guys kno i can't, celebrities live a fake life & are always mindful of public opinion

and some busy bodies keep writing open letters to Dbanj

even the pope supports gay

somebody please marry this woman

we managed to qualify by luck, France will teach us lesson 2moro

what is happening is very funny, people claim bokoharam is fighting for islam, but since bokoharam surfaced, more muslims have died than non muslims, are u saying that islam is encouraging us to kill each other? you better have a second thought, someone said shekau challenged muslims to prove him wrong that what he's doing is unislamic and we muslims are afraid to prove him wrong openly, but shekau made his claims secretly too infact no one knows shakau's true face except core bokoharam members so we will give our reply secretly too:

Quran chapter 60 verse 8
Allah forbids you not, with regard to those who fight you not for (your) Faith nor drive you out of your homes, from dealing kindly and justly with them: for Allah loveth those who are just.

Quran chapter 60 verse 9
Allah only forbids you, with regard to those who fight you for (your) Faith, and drive you out of your homes, and support (others) in driving you out, from turning to them (for friendship and protection). It is such as turn to them (in these circumstances), that do wrong.

and a non muslim wonders why islam approves jihad, islam is a complete religion entirely and the constitution of an islamic nation is Quran and hadith just as the democratic constitution approves armed forces, para military and law enforcement agencies, quran and hadith also makes provision for all these institutions generally covered by the word jihad, so jihad is not about killing unbelivers but fighting oppression and oppressors of muslims, without doubt some tribalists hide under this and kill innocent people but they cant hide from ALLAH as ALLAH has promised to punish such people, just as some christians use the bible to fight holy war, just as some christians use the bible to marry gay couples, just as some christians use the bible to legalize alchohol and prostitution, just as some christians use the bible to do fake miracles and deliverance etc.

i concur, since africans have decided to use the standard of the west to judge everything in the 21st century what do expect, it's a low self esteem inflicted by the west to make africans remain inferior all the time, according to the west any girl with any of these features is not beautiful:
big head, flat nose, fat stomach, short, boe legs, k legs, fat or yam legs, stretch marks, facial marks, too big bossoms and bottom, very dark complextion etc haba this is unfair to the african woman because over 95% of african women must posses any of the above, and the african women have been brainwashed to accept such fuuking standard so they will remain in low self esteem for life.

niggi4life the era of working for life has passed, the moment u secure any job now start preparing for ur exit ASAP cus anybody can be fired any moment btw the already employed fellas are contributing to the high rate of unemployment, they refuse to leave for your niggas to step in,
they are in a better position to raise capital and set up a small business enterprise or become consultants
they have more managerial experience
they have more connections with companies and business men.
what else do they want.

Greatken007: why wont it smell like that when some of their staff sells rat medicine within the banking hall

Greatken007: why wont it smell like that when some of their staff sells rat medicine within the banking hall

bad guy, why u dey uncover their ass, lmao, anyway they are undergoing transformation now, they will soon employ young and dynamic guys to make the bank face the stiff competition prevalent in the industry.

See ass babes like to bully fat girls as if its a crime to be fat, and yet toolz no send dem self, i like her style joor, btw, we guys know the pleasures we get form those heavy butts, real men out there know what i mean

fat or not i love those bum bum.

no matter how feminists try to deny it a woman cant be happy without a man to call her husband, you cant cheat or change nature, even the women don't appreciate themselves, make ups, plastic surgeries, slimming all these to please men, women and men need each other, that's just the reality, u can never be hundred percent happy so don't seek 100% happiness. celebrities or not better get husband and marry.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Stop defending mediocrity, that song is very wack.[/color]

nigga eze no one is forcing u to like Dbanj or finally, hip hop is all about hipping and hopping, if finally is wack then all naija tracks are wack except 2face, Asa and Dare, of course Dbanj cant reign forever, when he came in he single handedly brought kenis music to its knees after over a decade ontop we have new boys ontop now, one day these boys will go down for others too.
dbanj may not be the hottest now but his fans still appreciate him so let him be.

both tracks are for teenagers

kai, Dbanj and 2face are the men of the industry, they dont care about what people say about them, they keep growing bigger in silence, alot of critics say Dbanj is wack after mo'hits but he keeps making front page, btw, D kings men is one good album with hit tracks like finally, dont tell me nonsense, cashflow, blame it on the money, top of the world, haba why una no wan chill for Eja'nla

i started listening to 2pac in 2011 and i heard this track Cant see me, and i said ah this black nigga don collect black juju and someone told me dat his juju was fake, he was seen and shot to death in 1996.

I'm a customer service officer in a bank, one illiterate customer approached me and said i received a credit alert but i made inquiry at the ATM and money is not in my account, i said let me see the credit alert, and i saw "Text yes to 7070 now and you could win MTN's 2,000,000 cash today".

as a kid me and my friend were fighting and i subdued him, sitting untop of him & beating him, he said "if u know u're strong stand up lets start the fight again" i stood up and he gave me a dirty slap and ran away.

when i was a kid, i thought we could just remove the TV screen and meet the people we are watching inside.

everybody calls Terry G a lunatic, a mad man, that his music don't make sense but any time he drops free madness, apako master, runmad etc
the clubs go wild, every body is happy, i guess we are all mad.

Attention, stand still, no shit, no piss, no mess. those were the only things i learnt from our platoon instructor in NYSC camp.

WALLAHI no muslim man or woman will achieve salvation if they refuse to make peace with their mother, in cases where the interest of the mother and father clashes and that of the mother is not an evil interest, preference will be given to the mother over the father.

ask me for evidence for my claims and i will supply

everybody attacking muslims about women but islam is the only religion and system that liberated women, the so called advanced western countries only pay lip service to women liberation, a woman has not ruled america, isreal, russia etc so why attacking islam.
if you don't know please ask any sincere and knowledgable muslim scholar,
the highest authority over any man or woman apart from ALLAH then Messenger of ALLAH (S.A.W) then Amirul Mu'mineen is the mother, i am not patronizing anyone here, even the Amirul mu'mineen must obey his mother if she commands what is just, just a tip, i can't start listing the privileges islam has given to women, WALLAHI

Alright sister, i understand, you never can tell how many people are going through this topic and the comments under it so we have to be clear and decisive in handling issues like this, i never meant any offense, peace.

babylolaroy, my sister whenever a non muslim publicly says quran is silent on abortion, he or she is just trying to prove that the quran is deficient and our responsibility as muslims is to out rightly oppose him with facts, i'm not covering for the quran because the quran needs no cover, is a super and all perfect book. the quran emphasizes more on acts rather than names, you said he had a point, its obvious, the truth got to be told etc if it's just the concise word "abortion" that is the issue why should it bother you,
you take fruits everyday, mangoes, guava, apples, pineapples, water melon etc
you ride on cars, motorcycle, airplane, train etc
you use the internet, gsm, cable satelite etc
all this were not mention by name in the quran yet you believe they are all halal.
that is because some verses have legalize all of them generally, so saying that the quran is silent on abortion because is not mentioned by name is an understatement and is offensive to muslims.

Q - quran is silent on abortion

A - Quran considers abortion an act of killing and all forms of killings are prohibited under so so verses. period.

we muslims must always remember these verses
chapter 2 verse 147
"The truth is from your Lord, so never be among the doubters"
chapter 4 verse 82
"Do they not ponder on the Quran? If it had been from anyone except Allah, they would surely have found in it much discrepency"

you also said the quran is silent on how to say salat, zakaat, etc
the quran is not silent on any issue whether ancient or modern, over hundreds of verses in the quran ALLAH commanded us to obey and follow RASUULULLAH (S.A.W), e.g chapter 53 verse 3 and 4
"And he speaks not of his own desire"
"That is not but the revelation that is revealed to him"
chapter 33 verse 21
"Indeed in the Messenger of Allah (Muhammad ) you have a good example to follow for him who hopes in (the Meeting with) Allah and the Last Day and remembers Allah much"
chapter 33 verse 36
"It is not fitting for a Believer, man or woman, when a matter has been decided by Allah and His Messenger to have any option about their decision: if any one disobeys Allah and His Messenger, he is indeed on a clearly wrong Path"
chapter 4 verse 59
"O ye who believe! Obey Allah, and obey the Messenger, and those charged with authority among you. If ye differ in anything among yourselves, refer it to Allah and His Messenger, if ye do believe in Allah and the Last Day: That is best, and most suitable for final determination"
so what ever you cant find literally in the quran, the same quran has told you where to get it, the life and commandments of RASUULULLAH (S.A.W), that is why we have books containing quranic verses and hadiths, e.g Risala, Siffatis-sallat NABIY (S.A.W), umdatul ahkam, kitabul azkar, ahkamul janaaiz etc
And no one can question ALLAH why he made it this way because
concluding part of verse 14 of chapter 22
"ALLAH DOES WHAT HE WILL"

And the athiest said ALLAH has abandoned the ummah, that the west is using their technology on arab oil, hmm, the muslim nations will remain in control of oil and gas, gold and uranium yet you said ALLAH has abandoned the ummah, homosexuality, rape, STDs, pornography, drugs pushing, murder, armed robbery, cyber crime, rebellion, abortion etc are more rampant in non muslim countries yet you said ALLAH has abandoned the ummah, the world trade center is Dubai yet you said ALLAH has abandoned the ummah, hundred millions of muslims assemble in saudi arabia for hajj every year and they do it successfully yet you said ALLAH has abandoned the ummah, i can go on and on, no doubt, ALLAH is with us.

oga logicbwoy, mr atheist you are trying to deceive people about islam that quran is silent on abortion, for the sake of those who don't know, the quran is for all generations and tribes until the very last day, these generations and tribes have different names for all sort of crimes including killings, but ALLAH in his infinite wisdom and knowledge prohibits all forms of killings e.g murder, suicide, infanticide, abortion, genocide etc you and i know that all these are killings because the unborn baby is alive in its mothers womb, even atheist medical doctors know that.
and ALLAH said in Qur'an chapter 25, verse 68
"Those who invoke not with Allah any other god nor slay such life as Allah has made sacred
except for just cause nor commit Adultery/fornication and any that does this meets punishment"
infact as a student of qur'an i have many verses and hadiths to prove you wrong, islam is not silent on abortion and any other crime for that matter.

babylolaroy only admitted that qur'an is silent on abortion because she does not understand many verses in the qur'an, i will advice babylolaroy to keep seeking for knowledge to avoid this kind of mistake, she also mentioned that i should modify my post about half hijab, my dear there is no such thing as half hijab, is either hijab or no hijab, that is what RASUULULLAH (S.A.W) meant when he described some women in a hadith "women that are covered but still appear naked" nobody is imposing it on you, muslim men and women we all have some difficult tasks ahead of us, let us learn to live with them and submit to ALLAH completely.

hmm, this is the most wonderful topic i've seen on nairaland, as a muslim your ultimate goal is to succeed in the hearafter, to make it to paradise and that means you must prefer the hearafter to this world and die on that path.
my sisters the world will never appreciate hijab so forget about what the world thinks and wear your hijab, i mean the hijab standard that is required of you by the Qur'an and Authentic Hadith of RASUULULLAH (S.A.W).
my sisters dont wear half hijabs as some ignorant and defiants arabian, hausa, fulani, yoruba, europeans etc muslims do, Islam is solely owned by ALLAH not by any tribe, so it is the standard of ALLAH that you should follow.
my sisters they will call you names e.g pretenders, ninjas, terrorists, conservatives, uncivilized, ugly etc please bear with all they say patiently as ALLAH hears every word spoken in the heavens or earth by any creature whatsoever and HE will judge everyone accordingly as ALLAH is the best of judges.
my sisters dont be deceived by the devil and his associates that the hijab will deprive you of anything in life, reject out rightly any job, studies, social gathering, fashion vogue, sports, entertainment etc that requires you to dismantle and disregard the hijab, ALLAH is the only one that sustains the heavens and the earth and all that is between them, ALLAH gave us day and night, sun and moon, stars, rainfall, the wide and expanse earth, sense organs and the remaining countless favours freely, so seek only HIS pleasure rather than anyone else.