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This is outright madness...

Ezekiel......I need some dry bones to rise again.

Many men in this room have tales of how they once defeated the pussy. Let me tell you now, they have not.......Trevor Noah

What is going to happen to the Manatee now?

Morning people.... I've only been here twice to pick a recommendation. I usually go with whatever is trending. The first time I picked THE WIRE and 2 days ago I picked CONDOR. I enjoyed both thoroughly. Now I want a recommendation. Something dope with great quotes. Thanks in advance.

KillaBeauty:
im number 15

Square bombom

blazesam:
There is this lady i met with in my school, she is from adamawa state, mubi nd maragi by tribe. When i forst saw her she was with her two friends and it the friend that i actually was triping, but my closeness to her made us rather became lovers. After a countless number of sex, she had to dump her home base guy and focus on me. I tried investigating on their way of living, that their tribe, i nw knew that when they love u,they run charm on u, and if they discover any fishy thing abt u they kill that person, u and herself. Since am too young to become the romeo of my time, i had to live her for good and she is now in turn willing to kill anybody she see me with once it a lady, that am the only person that hav ever given her the best sex throughout her sex life. please fellow nairalanders,should i just hold my aboy in my trouser without choking till next year when i graduate or what?

Graduate ke?? From which school?? What course??

What did they paint her with??

MisterGrace:
Auto-correct is a bitch.

Fashion our honorable minister

Ighalo is always offside. The only chance he was not offside, he couldn't reach the ball

I need to get rid of geckos. They are annoying. I hope someone gets to recommend something that repels wall geckos

We all know internet fraud is a bad thing. But in this country, only the bad succeed. Corrupt politicians, corrupt law makers, corrupt civil servants, corrupt security operatives, corrupt lecturers.... Every sector in this country is corruption personified. What do u expect from the generation they bring up?? I'm only sorry for the children of this our yahoo yahoo generation.

Is this a police station? Or why are u reporting the matter here??

Kalapizim:
please send a screenshot.

Solved. There was another update yesterday. Thanks

Good day, I updated the XOS launcher of my note 4 on Sunday. Since then my menu only shows frequently used apps. I thought it was a launcher issue so I downloaded another launcher.....Same shit still, Please help.

Passed through that road on Friday and Monday. On Friday, the road was blocked by fallen trucks at 3 points. We had to drive through the under construction expressway for most part of the journey. Hopefully, the expressway between Oyo and Ogbomosho should be completed soon. By yesterday, the fallen trucks had been moved off the road to create passage and FRSC officials were stationed at every point to ease traffic. Kudos to them.

Nigerian Army...Protector of the Nigerian cattle.

Chelseafan1:
Too many average players in this team.

Below average players. Moses and Hazard have no business being footballers. Fabregas and Giroud have no business in this team

There is a saying in Yoruba..... These Chelsea players cannot be lucky enough to find free money

Roland17:
Again, I find it difficult to believe the amount of space Moses is enjoying on the right but for some reason, Chelsea is not exploiting the space.

1 or 2 quick passes to that space and a cross into the box for Giroud would put pressure on Barca's defense.

Moses cannot cross to save his own life. Azpilicueta is sitting back being captain.

Fabregas is the weakest link. He should never be in a starting team

Is this based on state of origin or state of residence? Lagos people no dey do UTME?

U didn't add bike men, real time hustlers, bank executives, CEOs, students, cool babes, etc. Everyone is a potential Chelsea fan. We are the team accepted worldwide, we mess with the big boys and we are the only london team to ever win the UCL.

I always avoid going to the movies too but once in a while I don't have a choice. I just go there to sleep especially when she wants to watch a Nigerian movie.

I'd have a cold beer

Some trees are green while some have no leaves

Eminem is a God!!
Walk on water
Bad husband
Need me
Remind me
Framed
Arose
River
Believe
In short the whole thing is dope

You people should see my transcript.

So Ndokwa is a local govt area