₦airaland Forum

jidegirl12: Baba Oyo is Family section's breath of fresh air and I dey gbadum am big time, tickles my funny bones

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Na this woman wey thief my king....oops sorry...wey my king dey go sip Jackie with for city.....*make I no talk much*!!
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Eni to ba ju ni lo le ju ni nu!!!

chaircover: LOOOL who is this baba oyo? I know its an old member but who? . . Richard no vex o! but I have to borrow your favorite emoticon

God Help us GreatGod no vex too

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Madam Presido...Cabal women association of Nairaland....am the newest member who u will love to hate & hate to love!! Oya gimme a chair cover make my "dansiki" no dirty....I come from the palace of Alaafin....oya...my palm wine & bushmeat too!!!
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@Op oya cabals don open page reach you...come expanciate!!!
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Ori Ade o gbe o ooooo

Abukenzy: I need your candid advice.....I've been thinking of how to improve on my sexual life cos my hubby love it soo much like his meal, but i dnt like it.

Hmmmm.....you really need to expantiate more madam!!!
What don't you like about it?
Is it the timing? Is it his style? Do u have few days u make the move yourself? Have u enjoyed with some of ur ex before? Do u think of it at all? Have u ever tried to please ur man the few times u do it? Are your kids demanding more from you- timewise & energy wise?
Let us know more!!! Don't be shy dear....the cabal women will understand. And Baba Oyo will do the rest!!!
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Adura wa a Gba o.....Ase e

jidegirl12: Reach inside under Baba Oyo's abe ewe and guess what I found? Akara!

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iwo omo yi, o tu wa mi de bi? Mo ma ro'ran o!!!!

jidegirl12: #ran inside room, cocks the gun, kill all the ESOs one by one , unwrap their robes and cuts of their kondos to show Biola what I'm talking about#

#continue dey yan 'my oga at the top Tory with oba Lamidi as we shack Jack Daniels on the rocks#

My stomach oh ...I don laugh tire ah

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Kai...this pikin get strong head o!!! See all my eso for floor!! With missing kondo? Mo da ran!!!!
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egba mi oooooooooooooo

biolabee: kolo baba

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Hehehe........Kolo omo !!!!
nkan ti agbalagba fi n j'eko....abe ewe lo wa o!

Why not copy and paste the mistakes here for all to see? I understand u want to drive traffic to ur blog....but constant meaningful topics will surely do that for you too instead of half-topics. It is well with you poster!!
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Aje a bu'gba je o......Amin ase!!!

There is no change for this 5minutes man with you!!
He needs to go back to the basics & treat his deficiencies from the root. You my dear Tayo have got a hot toto that can't wait for a 5 minutes bros to adjust!!
Move on dear....let the next woman deal with it!!!
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M'oja m'osa la a Mo akinkanju.....eyi ti o ba m'oja m'osa, iru won ma n b'ogun lo ni..........

jidegirl12: Na you dem go throway inside cell Oba Lamidi dey my house dey chop amala as we speak.

Ogun ko spinach ni

Haaaaaaa.....my Oba Lamidi dey ur house?
*goes inside palace to check*
Kai....na true o....Erm...Erm..(Clears throat).! By the power conferred on me...to run tinz while he is away....I hereby command you to enter "tubu" now!!!!! With ur city spinach!!!
Eni ba f'oju di Oba....awowo a wo! E don be for you today!!! Eyin Eso....oya...e gbe!!!

Hmmm....lemme prescribe some herbs for you.....that is after you have done all the things Debrief, biolabee & co suggested up above!! If her problem is lack of "fire" then a little mixture of natural herbs in her tea every morning will give u some "sleepless nights" yes I mean sleepless nights for two of you!!!! Na u go run o!!
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Ewe nbe....Egbo-Igi si wa!!

Reality is that men cheat more & they most times believe the spouse will forgive them when she finds out which is the opposite when the woman is involved! Most men will show her the red card! Very unfair right? But that's how life is around here!
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Conclusion....if u can't fully accept ur spouse back & forgive totally, don't waste each other's time & build up anger ...let them go!
Abo oro la n so fun omo l'uabi...to ba de inu re a di odidi!!

Buhahahahahahahaha
E be like say all of you want me to take you to my king Alaafin make he throw you inside his "tubu" abi? Wetin be all this nansense fight na? Be kia-VUL.
Omode o m'ogun o n pe ni efo

obowunmi: Only in naija will a fatty bombom woman grace the cover of a magazine. Anyone promoting obesity is a sicktard.

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You dey always fall hand.
You Mr Obowunmi...a self styled nairaland playboy....lover of all holes....you dey complain say she get obesity.....chai....from WISH school of playboy did u graduate?
Shame on you!!!!!!!
Yo see endowement you dey complain....now I know u be real Nothing-Wunmi.....nansense!!
Akuko.....Eshin Inu Iwe Oshi

Black Peni5: This is one of Nigeria's biggest problems...We always want to be given special treatment even when we are doing our Jobs.

He was paid for playing for Nigeria. Its not like he was doing charity work and now he is saying he was used.

Rubbish.

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I for say you stupid gan....but how can I be talking to a pennnis ? Am I mad?.
orisirisi eranko lo ma wa ni nairaland yi o!!

Let all those abusing all the super stars who come around and play like "ajebo" shut up right now!!!
See what they did to their best striker at the Afcon?
Naija no just get maintenance culture...from government to the citizens!!! And next time u call him he doesn't answer you will say he is unpatriotic & proud!! Thunder fire Keshi & Nff!!!! Osaze must be laughing now!!
Pasan ti a fi na iyale....o n be l'ori aja fun iyawo.....shioooor!!!

slimyem: ..this geh and her new picture craze...
What she feeling like?

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PURE BEEF HABAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Nigerians are just a bunch of hypocrites....all of you saying what is ur business or why is she on front page.....smh....am sure you don copy her picshore....the boiz go use am dey masturbate while the gels will copy d picshore & go and sew the ankara version!!! Awon eyan radarada!!