baby_123: A man with average hairy chest is sexy,as far as it is restricted to the chest and not on the back all the way to the yansh. Anything that is too much becomes ridiculous. But I hope you don't have 9 month pregnancy with this hair o. You may look like a bear! . If you do, start working out to lose it. Goodluck and happy 40

ewwwww in 3D at the bolded.
That must be a cross fertilization between an Ape and a woman o !!!

Lol, be sure am as fit as fiddle for this trip, had it all planned out long way back. This hairy thing is my last demon.
Thanx jare, make i enjoy my youth jare, life surely begins at FORRY.

coogar: baba oyo, hairless chest is the best option.

it's the safest bet - women who like hairy chest do not hate men with no hair on their chest. you would find out these women are indifferent to whether you are hairy or not.

personally, i would not jump into a pool if the men in it are hairy before something jumps from your chest into the pool. so go and wax your torso before embarking on this journey of yours!

Always on point Coogar, i like your theory, makes sense.

Lmao @ things jumping out:: on you from them hairy men, na plantation dem carry for chest?
You won't enjoy a good swim in Italy then. ....geez, be like say those guys there in Milan get a salary for being hairy! !!
hahahaha.

kulyie: hahaha baba biola i am suspecting you are a pregnant man,aka men with huge stomach.lmao anyway in case you are which something is telling me that you are,i take God beg you,never in your life should tou wear clothes like suits,blazers,tight fitting office shirts.your kinda outfits should be buba ati sokoto,t.shirts and jeans or the islamic gowns that have a collar

Haaaaa.....Baddo, don't turn Mr Belly Biolabee into "arugbo osan gangan" o, abeg those Unilag girls still dey eye him o !

biolabee:
Noooooo... this is discrimination against pot belly
we need to form a lobby group too.. just like fat people who are now called plus size, LGBT have won their fight,
the male body disorder movement is next

this term shd be changed..

suggestions..

but seriously why shd it be the my responsibility not to be proud of my pot belly and cover it for other people not to see

Arghhhhhhhh Biolabee, just like Kulyie, i suspect you are pregnant !!! lol...go work it out joor. Make your kids no dey ask you when you go born.....lol.

Thanx for your replies guys.
Vikin, silky all the way o....yea....and all groomed to give those "Italian guys" a run for their ancestral hairy chest. ...lol.


Really have been working out to stay in shape. I do some extra time at a new gym around Lekki for some months now, all flabs gone..........hard work though.
I am trying to kick start a new look to challenge my Iya Oyo to work out more on herself too, and getting a week off work to relax and refresh the romance is a great way to start.
Am hoping along the line, some extra attention from other ladies will get her motivated enough to work out too.

Imagine sitting at the pool side, and some girls with tooth pick legs start winking at Baba Oyo ?
I sure will gist you how it all goes down next week.

By the way, Baba Oyo na fine man o, and i got one of the most delectable babe in town by my side too.

Lets go take a second honey in the moon Asake, let's show them age no dey reduce love. ....lol.

taryour: well baba oyo I think you should go for what your olori likes best.if she likes it hairy then leave it,if not abeg clean it all off. You sure don't want a little thin as that to ruin you well planed honeymoon with olori na.

For me I hate hairy chest so badly.

Hmm, don't know her preference as she never complained and i never asked. Asking her now might make her ask what the deal is ? She was already making jokes when i was sweating it out to remove some excess beer water from my tummy. ...lol.
She asked if those girls in mini skirt are having problem going out with me ? Oh my Olori.


But now its 2 votes for the clean chest and non yet for the Italian Man chest. ...lol....observing.

armyofone: awwww, a romantic African guy? since when?

sha no wear boxer to the pool.

Haha, Army girl. ...romance is necessary when you have someone who supports you morally and spiritually, tolerates your flaws and still makes you hot Amala and Gbegiri soup every day.
No boxers inside pool o....i have that part clearly covered. ..lmao.

@jidegirl....yeye oba of Oyo land. ...appreciate ur comment, but am not sure if clean and silky is YOUR preference OR the ideal.
Maybe some others can share their opinion.
Or does the Italian chest make more sense?

Life they say begins at fourty. ...as they say, and if all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, then all work and no play surely makes Baba Oyo a dull man too !!!

I want to have a romantic get away with m y Olori somewhere around the beaches, have a weekend in a good hotel with lighted pools.....hehehe. ....inspiration Amsterdam! !

Please i want to know, is it okay to have some hair on the chest or do i clean it all off?

Which do the ladies find attractive?
Me i don't know which one ks proper o, and don't tell me to ask Iya Junior o, don't want her to.have a hint of what's about to happen.

P.S......Baba Oyo has been in a pool before, just don't know which of the chest appearance appeals more to the ladies.

Ko si arugbo ni Lagos o

chiefkeef:

This staicey na correct babe. Kai see god creation

Okay. ....Staicey.....this man just created traffic to your profile. Expect all the Randy Billy men and goats sending you pm.
By the way, he was right about you. .....lol....your man must be proud! !!!

damiso: Just hinted my mum about my dreads idea her reply goes thus:

Hen Oloun mi onije,iwo omo ile musulumi ododo,odidin iyaaale le.Ipinle were ni dada.Ko se ni oju aye mi.

Apologies to baba oyo on my appalling written yoruba.

Hahahaha. .....apology accepted madam Damiso.......a little trial and errors will set you on tne path to good written Yoruba.

As for your mum.....i swear to God. ...she is one i.interesting and funny Alhaja......may she live long o.

I can't help waking up wifey with my laughter.
Now am happy am not the only one with the Dada/were mindset.
Kudos to Dakore though. ....guess she inspired lots of women with that dread locks.

A big congratulations to you my brother. I really can associate with all your feelings of headache, heartache and stomach ache all competing at the same time for your attention.
And that piece about uncconsciously forgetting about the baby is so real. All you want to know at that very moment is "what about my wife? "
Enjoy your new "fine boy plenty dimples" . Gods blessings.

jidegirl12: Okay sis, I'm actually referring to NL advice that says so.

Yeah onisekuse those men, he pulls away the pony tail so fast than I do

Take care

Lol at bolded. You do realise horse riding is a fantasy for most men, and since horses are not so readily common and available for rides, then we create our own horses. ...haha.....i "ride" horses too !!!!

@Damiso....it won't be wise going to make such since he has reservations about it. Even though it doesn't bother him for now,later on he might start making "funny" comments that you may not like.

I personally HATE dreads on women. ....especially that type your friend said you can fix on. You carry the same hair type for 6months? Arghhhhhhhh. ...i refused to date a very nice girl once before cos of this dread of a thing. She liked me so much, and i had hinted her jokingly how i would love to see her in another form, the chic no pick. Each time she comes around, all i see is gollywog. That makes me laugh a lot without reason. Just go for something comfortable for you both. Dreads? No no no .

@op ....please relax joor, its just 3days now, don't expect serious patronise until after a month.
Although this is a most critical moment too, you need to build good customer relation here, maintain a good standard and generally do all it takes to make them wanna come back and refer you to others.

Adding to what kulyie has said, why not try to do a month promo, lets say if anyone could refer your salon to another customer, he/she gets a 50% discount on their next hairdo. That's something to keep the traffic coming.

You really need that flier, add the promo to it and get it distributed all around. Don't seriously hope on huge turn over right now, that is what discourages a lot if business owners that make them fold up too soon.

If you need more details about your marketing strategy and customer relationship building, you may pm me. Free consulting for you. lol.

Aje a bu'gba je o....amin

Incredibly insane.
When some are crying to Allah all day all night, this mad woman decides to take her own kids as suya. I hope for the sake of the kids they are withdrawn from her.
Even the absentee father is not helping matters.
May God help us all.

tpia@:
you're sure you're not the one playing with your dick with one hand, and typing with the other.

just asking.

Arghhhhhhhh....unimaginable picture. .....lolll.

Funny story.
@op....i hope its not you and your wife who u were writing poem for o ? lol.....just kidding.

I believe this is not an unusual case at all.
I for one had befriended a lady back in my school days, who felt we were too good to be true.
I had a penkelemes Peugeot 505 back then which she refused to "enter" with me for fear of what other students will say about her being a gold digger or something. She will rather walk home in the sun while i cruze past her with my friends.
Bottom line, insecure women abound too,and the only way to help them out is to treat them with much love, loyalty and respect. Its all about how the man handles it.

emi fine, sexy, adumaradan Baba Oyo,....ko easy ki eyan fine o.....lmao.

What an odd world.
But shouldn't you change the topic title to "Man Stabs Sister to Death" instead of Muslim Man ?

Your fear i believe shouldn't be about how you guys will cope together as a couple but about your physical compatibility.
Women tend to age faster than men of the same age...after a while.
Focus on easing her stress and doing all it takes to keep her as young as ever. ....so you can both age gracefully.
I understand you both might be in university still studying, hence the four year time frame for marriage. If you both good together as you said, you have a lot of work to do in those four years ahead. ...make sure you" befriend" her in the real sense of the word. Have no fear,it will be well.

Oro ife l'agbara o

Funny Thread!
Had to go in my restroom to figure the tissue one out.

For me the toilet roll should hang out coming down from the wall...much easier that way for the kids.....the easier it is for them to unroll, the much tendency to play around with it.

As for the sit....it should be down ALWAYS. All boys. ...including the big one with big YEKINI who produced the small ones with small YEKINI should be trained NEVER to wait till the last minute before discharging their liquid contents. Don't want my 2yr old daughter going in there thinking its an empty fish aquarium she can dip her hands in and make a splash! !!!

haha....seems like a topic for the Bar !!!!
Orisirisi

haha....seems like a topic for the Bar !!!!

armyofone: baba oyo, list yen ko complete ra ra. you should add liver to your list jare. Ask wifey for weekly liver fried rice.

cheap alcohol is bad

seaman schnapps no no.

Hennessey no no

Army babe, i no dey talk alcohol o, Yoyo bitters is to clean your blood system and keep your sugar lievel low.....as for lime.....hehehe.....it keeps his YEKINI in top form for a long long time.
Lemme engage in some liver flavoured fried rice this weekend.
Make i know how far! !!!

Ahhhhh....am so loving this thread.
From who is Baba Oyo, to Amsterdam tinz, to How to read and write and now. ....how to be the Olori Ebi in the bedroom. ....lol.
NICE

jidegirl12:
ONI baara eh n bole bo emi Lon chai le Lori , olorun a ko e yo Lori oro olobirin de yi

If I may ask Kini bolded yen mean?

Baba Oyo .... wadhap I'm yet to read the tips oh .

Haha....@bolded....Pataki lo n o ba toast e ti ki ba se pe.....you know!

Ma da Pataki loun jare.....too much Agbo Jedi ati Opa Eyin lo n sise lara bobo yen..!!!!!

My tutorial on spicing the cookie up in the home is for boiz alone o.....lol. ....ladies need to realise there are some certain diets and supplement to keep your man UP.....hehe.....plenty efo riro....enough Yoyo bitters every morning. ....little sugar in the tea.....pelu More than enough Oronbo(lime).....now, the reality is that most men with age loose alot of steam and it mostly come from the diet, alcohol and stress.!!!
Keep a bottle of Yoyo bitters and pure lime....let that man take a tea spoon of each every morning. ..ohhhhh lala.....ohhh jigbi jigbi......you will confess. ....Jesus is Lord o!!!!!

Pada wa dupe after 3 days.

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kulyie: mio kin koja aye ara mi,mio kin gbe sara mi koja moshalashi

Haaa.....o ki n ko ja aye e looto.
Ma worry, mo ma pe Rotimi Amaechi ati Pastor Oritsejafor......won ma fun mi ni quotation fun jet to ba make sense. ...heehe.....very modest Kulyie.

mawuqueyan: Baba oyo,ℓ̊ dnt stay in anthony....
But reading tru your posts...ℓ̊ knw you,your lyks in auto and your comments... you are you
(Are you laughing,smiling or frowning finking ds geh is a witch?) buh if truly you aint d one...emabinu

Maybe you know me, this the third time you will be saying that.
Oya pm me, let's see wassup.
Will be glad to know you too.
Maquenya is what language? or is it ur nickname?

biolabee:

Ee dahun boya muri meji ka yin for eko ede
Ti o ba te yin lorun maa gba account numba yin
E ma se iyonu

Hahahaha. ....Biolabee o serious rara.....MURI MEJI PERE ? FUN TUTORIAL PELU delectable swagger-lixious KULYIE ?
Hahahaha, o ma pe ni Epe gan ni o

kulyie: baba oyo bi iwo shey'n gbadun amala ati gbegiri pelu ogufe to badt ati pomo kika,lawa na sen'gbadun ikokore abi ebiripo pelu eja titus ati eran wewe..anyway ma gbadun ara e,mafi kini yen je iya juniour ni iya o make sure pe o fun steady steady thats what keeps the girls going you know

O ye ko trust, mo n se gudugudu meje ati yaya mefa..... mi o fi igba kan tu'ra s'ile.....lol....you have refuse to give Pataki the location and address to Endowed Avenue. .....ko da o.....FedEx lo need address yen, a kan fe drop Prado Jeep ti mo ra fun e lati Amsterdam ni....lo ba tan.

armyofone: o gbe idi obirin si pic, yet o so pe kin se enu e la ma gbo pe iya tisa ti ku.
of course, enu e la ma gbo pe idi yin ga.
isorai.

Issokay.
hahahaha
@Sisi....this your user name alone gets curiosity into a man's mind.
Hehehe. .....ki lo ni ? To fi n pa awon boys ? Sisi killing them softly! !!!!