Tgirl4real:

Topic 3 has the highest votes.

We are debating more than 1 topic. The modalities will be released latest by Monday. We are working on a format that will serve everyone well.

Alright madam Mod.

More grease to your fingers.

jay bee: I'm still in search of my own online love abi wetin dem dey call am?

Cast your net into the ocean.

Plenty fish in the sea.

Dangerous ones sef join.

LOL

chaircover:



I said rabbit

Lol

Rabbit= Ehoro
Squirrel = Okere


See where do you get all this pictures from o ?

See madness happiness.
Even the wife sef is scared.
Lmao


@Efe...that's the end of the story o.
Sad right?

cdamsel: y na me then they use give example? I don vex

Oya no vex o my dear, as I see say you get eyes for bobo Roy that's why o.

Oya come and take some money for ice cream.
LOL

chaircover:

translate that one o! I just saw rabbit

Chai I don sell you finish.
A whole iyalode of Ibadanland.


It means.....
If you walk far enough you will see squirrels with hunch back.

bellong: Onegig, I want to be like you when I grow up......

Haha

Orisirisi.

LOL

chaircover: Hmmmmmmmm . . . online love

Ive been lucky so far . . .all the nairalanders I have met have been almost similar to their online personalities. No Nasty surprises yet

Lucky you o.

Ai rin jina la a ri Abuke Okere.

Lmao

bellong:

The upgraded gods are as powerless as you mere mortals. Our old-school gods are obstinate and resistant to change. The lap dance can be given to the upgraded gods....



There is power in words that draw people closer and connect the hearts even if they have not met. When you keep talking to someone you have not met and from words spoken, if you discover that you share same values and other stuffs, it brings an emotional connection to the person.
It is possible to "fall in love" with someone you never met.

Nicely said my learned friend. Nice one.

onegig: We both worked on it..and today.. .hmmm. You already know the rest na.

Praise Da Law!!!!!

See? Love is not physical, you just made my day!!

onegig: It happens. Talking from CNN iwitness..lol Never met her physically but was totally drawn to her . I was so at ease with her, i could tell her my deepest secrets. It was mutual- as she felt the same way.

Yes, yes, continue!!!!
What happened later ? Aso-Ebi nko ?
LOL
I guess love can exist without being physical

Idowuogbo:
Daddy oyoyo, it does o! Hmmmm....

Some might call it lust sha

Idowu atata, lust is a good option to call it but back then I think I fell for the Norwegian woman o !

I still tried searching for her when internet came to Naija, her name never came up.

O dun mi baje baje

What a great place to unwind on a Sunday morning.
Have this thought in y mind.
Is it possible to fall in love with someone you never met?
For example Cdamsel fall in love with Roy, maybe because of his style of talking online. What if he is not so vocal on real life?
Have anyone of you fallen in love with an online personality before?

Before una answer, let me tell you about my experience in the 80's. When we used to have pen-pals across the world.
We write letters to different people across he world. I met quite a lot of good international friends then.
A particular woman from Norway was very regular with hwe response to my letters.. I started feeling drawn to her. But suddenly she stopped writing. I was always expecting her mail but it just stopped coming.
I felt heart broken by someone I never met bbefore. This got me thinking why should I be feeling like this about someone I never met?


Hmmm....anonymous loving exist in my opinion.

lertee:
You can have the lap dance instead,even the gods will smile

All of you no go kill me with laughter.
You want to give oracle lap dance?
I swear this oracle go start to see wrong things.

Ifa ki i seke....ifa ki i s'ote.....iyen fun ifa ti ko i ti ri lap dance.
LOL

bellong:

For trying to bribe the gods with money, they have added lioness' milk (100litres) to the requirements.

The gods cannot be compromised with money...

LOL.
Lioness milk bawo?

Funny house indeed.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Imagine my own child calling me an idiottt in public?

God knows, even my grandchildren to come will not be brought up in a society where their parents will not be able to discipline them and train them in the most appropriate way to go. Imagine all the silly things he said to the mother? Even threatened to punch her !

Quite unpallatable

chaircover:

Some do. They are already fathers so its not the end of the world if their baby wife does not give them any more kids

They just like the fact that they have a beautiful young model on their arm that they can show off at parties and someone who can keep them young as they say.

Exactly my thought.
She will only be good for show off.


But I believe miracles do happen, nothing is impossible.

Efemena_xy: Naija being what it is, no one would be held accountable for this.

Sad really.

True, nobody will be held accountable.
But I can see a feeder pole there, there should be no building whatsoever directly under that high tension wire.
I hope many people learn from this.

Kanwulia: The will of their GOD. . .
I nor send!

Are you serious at all madam?

You don't make comments on things like this if you have nothing to say.
Haba, if you no send then don't comment.

R.I..P to the innocent child.
Sad story, real sad.

So which topic wins the vote now?

And please when is the debate taking place?

Morning to the beautiful ladies and good men in the house. Wishing you all a good Sunday and happy week ahead.

Please edit your phone number asap so o can call you.

When wil you write something beautiful about fathers?

Abi we fathers never did anything good for
you ?

MRbrownJAY: there are so many words like that, imagine:
- every tom Dick and Harry (dikc)
- an orgasm (or.gasm), an orgy (or.gy)

This is childish.

So word sensor online should be this meaningless?

Joystick---Igi Ayo

Heavenly feeling ko, hellish feeling ni.

MRbrownJAY: ^^^lol, dont you know you cant write cokc on NL? welcome to NAIRALAND!!!!

Oh..no wonder. Lol
The more I kept writing it the more it becomes rooster.

That's hilarious.

Truth be told, the relationship between two teenagers who are in higher institution is something that should be devoid of too much sensorship but as a parent, and for the mere fact that I know about it before it began, it will be hard to turn a blind eye.

The real relationship will begin when both of them can be trusted to make good decisions for each other.

I don't tell him what to do or not to do with his girlfriend, all I do is give a general advice to him and his younger siblings.

After much talk to him by my wife, I called him and asked him how he would feel, if he had to wait all day at home for someone and then rhw person refuses to show up! He wanted to start arguing how he couldn't leave his friend all alone before a mechanic could come.

I remember when in University, we also had this strong bond with our guys, how we would pick the guys before a girlfriend. It was a choice that has been debated over and over. We even had a vulgar name for the guy who decided to choose a girl over the guys.

He decided to go get some call card and call Fola. And I believe he wanted to apologize.

Hello house. Really having fun here I can see.
It's nice to know a thread here exist with no quarrel no attacks and no heat.

Who will date Roy among all this fine ladies now?


Ladies I have met him o, and I must confess he will make your heart skip a bit. LOL.

Hope you are fine out there Roy, coming soon to come and celebrate with you when the job is done.

There is an obvious bond between the two love birds.

The first one month was really critical as I didn't want to meddle in their affairs yet I was conscious of all the teenage exuberance that could be going on behind the scene.

Fola has been coming over during weekends to spend 2-3hours with my boy. The few time he goes there too, I make sure my wife calls the girl's mum to know if its okay for him to be around.


Trying to monitor them seems like a bit being rigid but like many have said in the old thread, freedom can be abused by teenagers no matter how responsible they may be!!!

The first fight they had occurred some 2months into the relationship.

My son had called Fola that he was coming over to her place, and I think the girl wanted to cook for him.
He got a call from one of the boys to help him with something, and my boy didn't call the girl he wouldn't be able to make it as he thought he will see his friend in a giffy.

Now it happened they were stuck with a spoilt car in the middle of somewhere and he didn't make it back to the girls place.

She had tried to call him but calls were not connecting. She was worried sick.

My son got back home late and I remember asking him why he got home a bit late.
Next morning I heared from the little sisters that he and the girlfriend had been outside the gate arguing.
She said he wasted her time and energy when he knew he wouldn't show up to eat lunch with her.

He on the other hand had been angry that she didn't understand that he couldn't just leave his friend with his broken car.
He didn't want to accept he should have excused his friend and be with her.

I am supposed to be a passive father I'm all of these. But somehow I manage to hear the gist....loll.

I wasn't going to say anything as my wife had called him to tell him that next time, the best he should do is get a mechanic to check the friends car and go for his date. That he staying with his friend was of no consequence as he isn't a mechanic.


I was thinking....friend over girlfriend !!!!

Who hasn't been there?

To be updated as time permits.

dayokanu: Welcome back baba Oyo

Thank you Dayokanu.

UPDATE IN A MINUTE

After much break from nairaland, o decided to come back and update on how things are going with them.

For those who didn't read the first part.
.please read up here.

https://www.nairaland.com/1320371/oyo-got-call-folas-mum/1#1320371.55

Will be back to update soonest.

Sit tight.

How did a ""cock"" become rooster? I typed cock and its giving me rooster. What's the problem?

I think this is a story involving cock and bull....only you being raped by everyone?

Haba....I don't believe it.

Excellent2010: Good afternoon my fellow Nairalanders. Please is it right for one's mother-in-law to demand money from you and also tell you the amount of money you must send to her. Even why trying to explain to her you are rich, she still insist on you sending the money via the tone of her response when trying to explain your situation to her? Please is this right?

This is totally wrong for her.
Why not tell your husband about it and let him handle it in the best way possible.
Meanwhile, you may decide to oblige her since you said you are rich enough...but let your husband know first.