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 Family / Re: All Ye Mz/Mrs Endowed....Pls Come Over.!!!!! by BabaOyo(m): 8:12pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill:. Sisi_Kill.....were you there  Ahhhhh...really you did capture what happened with the women folks. They kept clapping & hissing as the men looked on. I realised there was nothing bad in what she wore...just the "downloads" which wasn't her fault anyway!! I guess atimes women take their envy/enmity for each other to another level.. Kokoro to n j'efo...... |
| Family / Re: All Ye Mz/Mrs Endowed....Pls Come Over.!!!!! by BabaOyo(m): 8:00pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
Hehehe.....thanx guys. Sisi_Kill....sure u don't kill them with "somtini" too? Mr Coogar....chop knuckles!! Biolabee.....hehehe...Ghana yen go make sense o....but Iya Junior no go gree!! Dayokanu...hahaha...oniwokuwo omo!! . realistically...I believe not many men can see an endowed woman and not take a second look. Even Pastors wl take a look & probably shake their heads & blame the "woman" for having all those properties.....imagine!! . I tried so hard to look once & continue with my driving, but when someone got down & started following her, I said....Jesu Gba mi o....so no be only me see this things? A word from Greatgod12....may God . Oju ni a fi ri......ete wa ko ba n'ibe!! |
| Family / Re: Post Marital Weight Gain & Effects. by BabaOyo(m): 2:57pm On Mar 23, 2013 |
Bottom line is eating well. That is - balanced diet and avoiding the cholesterol riddled meals all round. |
| Autos / Re: The World Most Expensive Car Unveiled..... by BabaOyo(m): 10:21am On Mar 23, 2013 |
Hmmm....a $3.4 million car that contains only 2 people? Personally not a fan of coupés!! Am claustrophobic........scares the daylight out of me!!! . One man's meat.......... |
| Family / Re: The Visitor by BabaOyo(m): 8:51am On Mar 23, 2013 |
greatgod2012:Noted & Corrected !! Thanx |
| Family / Re: Pls, Let's Pray For The Mother Of One Of Our Finest Nl's Writers! by BabaOyo(m): 5:10am On Mar 23, 2013 |
jidegirl12: I'm a member of my fellowship prayer team and we are holding a prayer meeting on Sunday evening in my home... mama is in my / our prayers from now on.... with His stripes she's healed!Yeye-Oba of my land....I hail o!!! . May Mama's body be healed In Jesus Name. Amen. I believe God is with you...may He give you peace & healing. It is well Foxybone! |
| Family / Re: All Ye Mz/Mrs Endowed....Pls Come Over.!!!!! by BabaOyo(m): 4:59am On Mar 23, 2013 |
biolabee: afe ri pishurrr ki a fi mope ooto le n wi pe omo yen wa ni shoko yokotoHahaha....you want to see pic-shore abi? Go to Anthony maybe she go still dey o!! Who no like to dey look . Aburo...jo Ma ko ba mi o...Iya Junior nbe n'ile o....... |
| Family / All Ye Mz/Mrs Endowed....Pls Come Over.!!!!! by BabaOyo(m): 4:15am On Mar 23, 2013 |
It was a beautiful Friday, wearing my fine Ankara & nice cap to match, I was heading to Anthony village to see a friend who just got a bouncing baby girl!!!. As yours truly got inside Anthony Village I noticed a hold-up far ahead. I thought of taking an alternative route but before I could decide, I was already boxed in. As I spent about 20 minutes in the log jam....I noticed a lot of pedestrians walking by. One in particular got my attention. Tall....dark in complexion.....hips swinging like jangirova.....and fronts that will dim out a truck headlamps She was a sight to behold, even my Old senses were gingered back to life. While still wondering why I got entrapped in this Old Body of mine....I heared.....pssssst.....whistles.....cat calls....and horn blaring....as she walked on!!! Everyone was attracted. At a point, a particular guy dropped from his car & followed her!!! Kai...see someone's daddy o!!! To cut a sexy story short.......the lady was super embarrassed...she started faltering in her steps....and I guess she must have wished the ground opened up at that moment!!! My question...to all ye Mz & Mrs Endowed......how do u cope with this embarrassing attention?. And if you are the MANager of such "rare" commodity, how do u handle other men making silly cat calls at ur beloved? . Iya Junior, ma binu si mi o.....omo yen ko se e ma wo ni o!! |
| Family / Re: The Visitor by BabaOyo(m): 3:10am On Mar 23, 2013 |
oluplus: just kidding @baba oyo, why am I finding this particular proverb difficult to break down unlike others? You wan to shed more light?Lolllz...."kaun" is the yoruba name for Potash!! So literally it means "alum is very rare among stones" That means to have another one like my dear Iya Olori(queen mother) wl be a heculian task!!! Understand now? Cheers! |
| Family / Re: The Visitor by BabaOyo(m): 7:25pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
oluplus: Nice one. This visitor stays in my house as well. How do I chase him out ASAP?You don't need to chase him away ....all you can do is limit when it talks...what it says....and to who it talks to!!! He is a necessary visitor. You need!! Gone are those days when the moonlight was our best friend. With Iya Olori being the one & only visitor.....may God rest her soul. . Iru kaun s'owon lawujo okuta!! |
| Autos / Re: Fresh Toks 05 Model Infinity G35 For Grabs Full Option @ 1.6m askin cal now by BabaOyo(m): 9:26am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Did you call this a "fresh toks"? What's the number plate doing on it? . And this obviously is not a 2005 g35.....its an 03/04 with the tail lights!! . Don't mislead your customers pls!!! |
| Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by BabaOyo(m): 7:49am On Mar 20, 2013 |
biolabee:You...Mr Biolabee...I can see your enthusiasm & willingness to learn more!! I believe you will be better informed in days to come!!! . A bere Ona ki i Sina!! **literally...he who asks for directions will not miss his way** |
| Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by BabaOyo(m): 7:47am On Mar 20, 2013 |
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| Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by BabaOyo(m): 7:46am On Mar 20, 2013 |
dayokanu: Wetin cause Isu ata yaaan yaann (yam pepper scatter scatter)for this thread@Dayokanu....I must say...am really impressed with your depth of the language. A bowl of emu ogidi for you joor!!! . Plus....speaking good yoruba language is not a prerequisite for knowing how to write it!!! Written yoruba is a big problem for most people nowadays!! Imagine the yoruba film industry is not helping matters too at all. You see most of their movie titles and you wanna throw-up with their spellings!!! Be proud of ur heritage & do everything it takes to be on top of the game!!! . Oodua a gbe wa o...... |
| Family / Re: Aisha Babangida Ends Second Marriage by BabaOyo(m): 7:25am On Mar 20, 2013 |
I see some people marry for the wrong reasons! Power? Money? Fame? Greed? Whatever it is.....let your reasons for marriage be genuine enough to last a lifetime. Aisha baby, don't worry. 2015 will soon be here.....I will be a governor of the new Oyo State.....then u can be my 5th wife!! . Olowo n se ore olowo....... |
| Family / Re: If I Were A Man.... by BabaOyo(m): 8:29am On Mar 19, 2013 |
Serendipity:I understand you my man!! By the way, no one is beyond change o!!! She could be reconstructed into a more responsible, young woman that she is!! . agba wa bura ti ewe o ba se o ri *everyone must have passed through some youthful exuberance!** 1 Like |
| Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by BabaOyo(m): 8:12am On Mar 19, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill:. Eni to ba gba'le ni ILE n Mo fun *literary meaning...the floor will only be clean for whoever sweeps it* . Eni to ba ju ba agba....yoo dagba...yoo dogbo....yoo fi erigi j'obi *he who respects his elders, shall live long & reap the fruits of his/her labour!! |
| Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by BabaOyo(m): 8:06am On Mar 19, 2013 |
Hahahahahahahahha............ Oh my God....I went to tell the kids some history story of the ancient war between the Ifes & Modakeke people and before I came back my thread is on fire......habaaaaa!!!! **sprays a tanker of water on you all** Ladies, please calm down!!!!!! . For obvious reasons some people have bottled up bombs for each other before now & it has all exploded!!! Thank God!!! At least you all know who to pick on and who to "pick off" when on a thread!! All well & good....please let's remain a big family......Omo Iya meji o le wa, ki ija ma wa . Let this be the end of all hostilities pls!!! . As per Sisi_Kill pairing me with her grandma....hehehe....I believe my forefathers had situations like that...they marry widows of their elder brothers & some Kings inherit all other wives from their predecessor....so nothing new under the sun!!! As for you Booda Coogar.....I am the youngest old man you will ever come across....I passed through all my stages of life in flying colours!!! We had our fair share of trouble making...women chasing....palm wine tapping & mixing....bush meat hunting....and great Bach-Eve parties with our "Dansiki" & "Kembe".....memories!!! For the purpose of those who want to know...this thread will be alive to translate most of the proverbs you want to know about!!!! I will not be translating any proverb on other peoples thread inorder not to derail them!! Feel free to ask many of ur cultural & traditional questions concerning the yoruba race here!! Ps....I don't know it all ooooo....will only try my best!!!! . Ekaaro Ojiire ooo....Aje a bu'gba je o....ata Jere Oja o!!! . *good morning all.....you shall all make headway in ur business & work today...amen** |
| Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by BabaOyo(m): 9:25pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
Thank you so much guys.... @Chief Mrs Jidegirl......thanks for your support @greatGod2012....may ur well of wisdom never get dry...may God really help us all. @bukito 1000.....hehehe....appreciated much. @biolabee.....my paddy......make I refer you to that bad boy? Dayokanu........hahahaha.......naughty somebody......I will see you in camera!!! Thanx my man!! |
| Family / About The Man.....!! by BabaOyo(m): 6:19pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
Evening ladies & gentlemen of this Family section....how was work? And for my brothers & sisters out there in the diaspora, good morning to you!! I have come to this section to share part of my life experience as a youth...a bachelor...a married man...and a soon to be father with anyone who have problems with their relationship, marriage or otherwise!! I have noticed that, some people consider my style of writing as FUNNY...others say its BORING and someone said I DERAIL threads!!! I really am sorry if you feel offended by my proverbs & funny experiences I share!! That is me. A brief history................... I was born & raised right in that town called Oyo some decades ago....and I was raised partly in the palace!! We grew up learning culture & tradition from Iya Olori(the queen mother) and I remember it was fun...under the moonlight!! We were taught how to stand up for our culture anywhere we are & never to let the language die!! I believe this has transformed me a great deal into a cultural adult & its influence is felt in my everyday life!! Baba Oyo is my nickname since Secondary School....University..even in Netherlands...and now in Lagos!!! I never compromised on my roots! Bear with me guys...especially our non-yoruba forum members.....this is me...this is how I was made.........pls feel free to ask for meaning of any phrase or parables you don't understand.......no vex for me o!! Am a proud BUSH MAN.!!!! . Omo Ale ni n fi Owo osi juwe ILE baba re ....lailai....agbedo!!!! 1 Like |
| Family / Re: How Do I Let Go Of The Hurt And Move On Again??? by BabaOyo(m): 6:01pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
mawuqueyan: Thank you all for your 1derful advice....ii wil do as you av all said...God bless youSorry ma'am.....not my intention to derail o!! U are always welcome!! . Ewe kan o le jabo l'ara igi ki Olorun ma Mo si!! |
| Family / Re: How Do I Let Go Of The Hurt And Move On Again??? by BabaOyo(m): 5:23pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
ileobatojo: ^^What the heck? Has baba oyo infected everybody in this place?!hahaha...plenty trouble dey ooo!! Let us not derail this thread for the Op abeg!! . @Dayokanu...which area be ur own for Oyo? Hehehe....ur head is obviously present!!!! . Aji se bi Oyo laari, Oyo ki I se bi baba eni kankan!! |
| Family / Re: Is My Case Different? by BabaOyo(m): 4:47pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
slimyem: Your "advice" didn't make any sense so its not an issue.Well...no offence taken. Your opinion it is!!! . Adaba o na ni a n Kun'gbe.......... |
| Family / Re: Is My Case Different? by BabaOyo(m): 1:23pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
slimyem: O dabi eni pe ara tie gaan ni o yaSlim Yemi, what is the problem? I guess you took my advice to you in the celebrity section badly right? And you decided to do one of my "dry trademark" too? I don't really have much to say to you....eni a wi fun, oba je o gbo....eni ti o gbo........ . @topic.....I really think Op is a bit concerned weather the hubby & her might not be sex.ually compatible....as much as they are friends, their sexx life is almost non existent!! Why don't you initiate the talk with ur man? Let him know your concerns!! Do you want more sex-capades? Do you accept your current situation because he is not demanding? Will you be willing if he turns into a 5 times a week dude? The ball is in ur court madam......!!! 1 Like |
| Family / Re: How To Deal With Infidelity In A Marriage by BabaOyo(m): 11:29am On Mar 18, 2013 |
mawuqueyan: Heeee God! ds marriage institution don dey fear me o....Madam, I agree with ur point but I will also add that marriage should also be enjoyed not endured! If your husband cheats on you & you can't cope, why not opt out of the marriage? Many believe for better for worse....true...but what if the worst is going to kill you, will you stay? The earlier Nigerian women realise that marriage is not a do or die affair, the better for them! May God give us all our flesh of flesh & bone of bone o! . Olorun o ni je ki a gbe eegun eleegun o...Amin! |
| Family / Re: Is My Case Different? by BabaOyo(m): 11:13am On Mar 18, 2013 |
slimyem: ^this your Baba Oyo trademark is actually dry.Quit it!Madam, why don't you create your own wet trademark? Orisirisi!! . Mo ro pe o re omode yi di e o! |
| Politics / Protest!!! As Olabisi Onabanjo VC Orders Repeat Of Defaulting Students!!! by BabaOyo(m): 10:30am On Mar 18, 2013 |
There is a serious drama unfolding right now in Olabisi Onabanjo University Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State (10am...Monday...March 18, 2013) as the school authority have ordered all students who are owing tuition fee will automatically repeat the whole year!!! It was absurd as all the students taught it was a joke until they saw the circular pasted on all departments to this effect!! More news coming as this unfolds!! . Source...eye witness!!
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| Family / Re: Is My Case Different? by BabaOyo(m): 8:01am On Mar 18, 2013 |
jidegirl12:Hehehe....Iya Oyo in the making!!! . Ori Ade a gbe o oooo...Ase e!! |
| Family / Re: Difference Between A Girl And A Woman by BabaOyo(m): 7:52am On Mar 18, 2013 |
10...A girl wants to go 15 rounds, a woman wants to cuddle & sleep!!!! . haaaa...Oba o gbodo ka nkan ti Mo ko yi o!!! |
| Family / Re: Married Woman And Her Generousity by BabaOyo(m): 7:48am On Mar 18, 2013 |
^^^^^^^^^ Haaaa...is there an influx of fine boiz now in Nigeria? Eledumare....help me o, make I gather small money to wipe all these tribal marks o....maybe madam senator go look me sef!!! . ti won ba n tan e....o je ma tan ara re e!! |
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