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Last night, I was about crossing to the other side of the road when a lady who looked quite chubby and very healthy asked me to help her cross the road. In my mind I was like " as you big reach, you no Sabi cross ba."

She held on to me like a bride clinging onto her groom while I crossed. The same scenario occured several times in the past. Why do grown women find it difficult to cross alone?

01BluDahlia:
How far please? Have you done your screening? I am seems ng screening test on my student account. Someone please help out o. I never do screening

I went for screening today. Screening continues through next week. I couldn't complete mine cos I wasn't able to get my transcript to registrar

I was admitted yesterday. The only thing I could do was downloading my admission letter. I've not been able to generate my fees and update my BioData. Anyone experiencing same?

Olalomi01:
I'm a really good looking dude. Nice body because I gym and 6'1 height. Girls will basically rate me 9/10. But these are the same girls that will ignore me and date a working class and rich guy When it comes to relationship. Why are Nigerian girls confused?

The one that pained me the most was last week. This girl was all over me. She asked me what I do for a living and I told her I'm a Masters student at FUTA. She was okay by it until she got home and stop picking my calls and doesn't reply my message on WhatsApp.

How would she accept you when you live in Oba-kekere?

We don't want sex. We prefer good food and peace of mind.

I cum in piss

Igbo men and Yoruba Women are the same.
I'm speaking from experience. They love to cheat people in business.

swaley:
I thought your problem was never benefited from them?
Abi you want to be the babe in the relationship? You're confusing me brotherman

They are stingy. That's my point

swaley:
Raise your game. Girls would ask you where you want to go and you would be doing shakara and smiling

That's when she knows she'll get 100x from you. It's still a loss bro.

I'm just wondering if there are other men in my shoes.

No lady has ever given me anything like a gift or rendered any assistance to me. I'm 30 years old.

This is probably why I avoid women. I don't benefit anything from them - just losses. I lose money, time, energy, reputation and my precious semen when I get so unfortunate to make friends with any.

If you've received any gift or money from a lady let's know how much so far.
PS: Except my precious mom of course.

Stop wasting your money

Scam

My result came out today (Mechanical engineering) . I have been recommended, but the admission list is still not out.

When you do something stupid and she says, "na your papa you resemble."

I miss TB Joshua

I miss tb Joshua

My gf doesn't need to work, she has a big soft ass.

Fahvvy:
It's funny how no one above me is talking about the guy ....

Like didn't y'all see that a guy slept with his BEST FRIEND's girlfriend? ... Best friend!!!!!

Someone who has absolutely no qualms sleeping with your woman cannot be a best friend, nahhhhh that's worse than an enemy ...

That kind of person will stab you with a knife and still wear a big smile on his face ...

That girl may be a who.re, but that guy is a fat stinking betrayer!! ...

And I'd rather a slut than a betrayer in the name of a best friend, tweeeh!!! ...

He just helped his best friend. He exposed her.. probably an agreement between him and his best friend to test her loyalty. Think like a real G and not a SIMP

oluwatobi01:
Same here and what's ur dept?..Mine is Msc biochem

MSc mechanical engineering

gds4real:
U need to check d result portal for your score and admission remark.
I have seen my own score although I have been given admission before then.

My score is 0.0
My remark: Not set

The calculation never complete o. What if you gave her infection or pregnancy? That's 10k minus infection/pregnancy in naira.

I haven't seen anything on the portal, neither have I received any text

I saved nothing.

Gangster1ms:
You can clearly see from this photo that Ronaldo has an extra bishop over Messi, given that it is late in the game and the board is open, this piece will give Cristiano a huge advantage. Safe to say CR7 is also better than Messi in chess, my true GOAT

Messi to move: Ronaldo's rook will be captured.

Even though I'm writing this with a heavy heart, I still feel I meted out Justice in my own little way.

On my way from work at 5pm today, I met two persons - a man and an extremely beautiful lady at the bus-stop awaiting a vehicle.

By the way, my vehicle is an SUV which can only accommodate just one person at the front, since I had a really large set of engineering equipment at the back seat.

So the man waved at me, prompting me to stop, but as luck would have it, I parked right before the lady. There was a slight scuffle as to who would enter, but the man being a perfect gentleman gave way for the lady.

Now, she entered and hissed while hurling insults at the man for waisting her time. I got mad. I told her to alight immediately. She wouldn't; so I came down myself, forced the door open and pulled her out of my vehicle. I then asked the gentleman to enter.

I felt somewhat guilty afterwards, but I still feel I did the right thing.

Why do we have so many entitled ladies hovering around our community? What have we been teaching our girls? It's getting out of hand.

NB: I'm not a red-piller, and I'm not a feminist; I'm just human, and humans THINK.

We met on Facebook, exchanged numbers and few days down the line, she asked for a date.

Fine, I obliged, but she didn't know I'm always on Dutch mode when it comes to dates. LOL

So we got the place. A very expensive eatery. She was well-dressed but was all bleached - a big turn-off. I actually like light-skinned women, but not the bleached ones.

Okay, fine. She ordered a plate of rice, a bottle of champagne, a cup of ice-cream and three pieces of meat-pie. I began to wonder if we came for national eating competition. Anyhow sha, I ordered a plate of rice and a bottle of malt.

When it was time to pay, I paid for mine ONLY and told her to settle her bill. It led to an argument and all eyes were on us. I left the place and insisted she settled her debt.

A big lesson to all women out there. If you come across me, I won't pay a dime until you're my wife. Why should I act like I'm your husband when you aren't my wife?

And if you're a guy reading this: Spend what you're OK with and don't make yourself a fool. If you go broke tomorrow, you'll be forgotten.

PS: I'm not a redpiller and I'm not a feminist; I'm just human. Humans THINK.

Jovialjune1:
Since i watched the video few minutes ago I've not been able to close my mouth, that guy suppose beat nonsense comot for her body, the annoying part of all is she had the guts to keep saying trash, dey suppose use razor slice that her running mouth, evil human

Dear diick mongering men, cultivate the habit of avoiding temptation, make una try to dey look away when it comes to women, stop letting your diick think for you, self discipline save lives, avoiding sex has never killed anyone, what if the hotel didn't have cctv? the guy for don die niyen, take heed fa, toh.

Do you know if she was married to him? You just jump into conclusions anyhow. Fish brain.

Nigerian mothers are doing a very bad job when it comes to raising their daughters. What the hell do you mothers tell your daughters??

Every young girl out there in Nigeria only cares about money.

Their brain is too insensitive, that the only thing that gives them gratification is receiving money from a man.

Bob Marley actually died of cancer inflicted by an FBI agent. The FBI agent gifted Bob Marley a pair of sneakers with the cancer cells embedded in it.

Ilamina:
no one cares about me

We will care about you if you become useful to us. Learn to be useful. You can start by looking into the mirror every night before you sleep and say " I, Lamina, I refuse to be useless to my society."

But on a more serious note. I like you.

bisqit:
which of the two is sweeter in bed?

LOL you're funny.

Okealaaye:
Laelae! Igbo girls are the most chaste. Check me out; I'm Yoruba in and out.

I live here in the west. I've slept with 11 girls, 7 of them are Igbos. Only two Yorubas. Maybe it's just me sha