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Orohugheghesakponanome -22 words.

He needs to close the "Office of the Umblela"

To fingeringly disvirgin them biachis. Who does not like a shortcut? Why go through the process of grinding and sweating, and the biachi moaning and crying?

Perhaps, this retired judge should be investigated to find out how many innocent muslims he might have sent to jail in retaliation for "Sharia"

Are you kidding me? Only $50 Million? Or, did you mean $150 Million? 

Time, as they say, will tell.

@ T9sky:
@ okada man:

Note that I did not reply you in kind. Do not take that as a sign of the sanctity of your opinions. It is just a sign of maturity.

Why do I keep thinking that refusing to take the envelope then does not mean that some other, or even, the same envelopes were accepted or dispatched to various locations later? Is it because I am a Nigerian? Questions, questions.

@Depilot: Go on, kiss Adenuga's Bottom. Wipe it clean with your tongue, praise-singer.

IBB is buying up Nigeria. I dey laff in Nupe.

Good Luckto you, guy.

If Jehovah is hebrew for God, it will mean you all are worshipping the God of the Jews. Sango ni o fo oju gbogbo yin.

JEHOVA, aint that hebrew for something or someone?

JEHOVA, aint that hebrew for something or someone?

Going to America to bless property stolen from his people, these so-called kings sha! I hope he is not going with his stomach filled with balls of cocaine wrapped in plastic foil.

You mean the war-monger is still alive? Dim the friggin' light on him.

You are the man, SPYDER088.
You are the MAN.
SPYDER088 is THE MAN.

Which State are you from? We need to collect signatures to force your Governor to nominate you for a National Honor medal. You and AMALONE merit it more than the mutha phuckers who get it every year simply because they have successfully stolen the commonwealth. May you both be blessed with good health, if only for those of us who continue to learn from you.

As for me, I am wondering what God has got to do with this.

All this at age 19 through 20something. No wonder most of these kids are jobless and living with their parents.

Never, blood-sucker pest. Stay with your parents until you have grandchildren. They all could stay there too. I, as a parent will not even let the thought of staying creep into your lazy, jamb-excuse-giving, sorry species. Pack your few belongings and leave already. You can take the sheets (God knows when the last time was that you washed them anyway), but leave the bed.

In a world of prevalent illiteracy, if I have to do this much reading, I better be getting paid!

Fly this way Vivaladiva, lol

Such a complicated life, yours. Would not wish that on my enemy. But seriously, you alone can decide. I wash my hands off this "national security" issue. Now to you "prayer warriors", the desperate and greedy man is asking for help and all you do is ask him to pray. Its either his prayers have not been answered, or he does not know how to pray, or he's been calling on the wrong gods. Either way, his problem remains. Please, be practical and help this poor guy.

Were the dreams wet? If not, you need to go back to sleep and have sex (in your dream) until you come ( I mean until you are wet). It is the only way to please the gods. "Wet" dreams, poor child!

Lets see, Y'all fell in love in primary school, nothing strange in that. It is called "puppy love" (the kind of love you  have for a baby dog. When that dog grows up, you start kicking it around).  She proposed to you,  kai, children do those silly things, okay? Now, 9 years after, you still dream on this childish s^*t. You need help. You are the type of mutherf*^cker who does no homework, reads no book, asks no questions in class, Why?  Because you are always in the primary school mode. If I were to be the VC of your university, I will expel you with immediate effect and automatic alacrity. You need to grow up, okay.

PS. Someone needs to start a discussion on love and dating. Does any of you ladies wanna? It could be titled: "Dating: What's Love Got To Do With It?" Help these children, please.

You did not mention the mistakes you made while in the university. But believe me, giving it up too soon, (no matter for what reason), will always get your ass dumped. You pose no challenge (a man loves challenges from a woman). In short, you were a cheap, easy f#@k (boys love that too). It seems ten years on, you haven' changed. Sorry oooo.

Bounce back? From where,or what. I was bouncing all the time. That probably was why we broke up.