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Sir
As a person who have mingled with lots of “mumu” persons, would it be safe to ask what if a guest decides to help him/herself after using the loo.
Or would I be sounding like one of my “mumu” people

Beginning to see the HYPOCRISY BURNA IS TALKING ABOUT ON NAIRALAND

Morgan9:
Theres God

May we not be as useless as the eba in the pics

Being a quiet person most of my life...
I suddenly became aggressive and i always needed to raise voice/shout at times...
Then I discovered...
Cos i used to be quiet people never took me serious or listened(especially older persons)
I needed to repeat my self over and over again
(sometimes for weeks to pass a particular message)...
Subconsciously i became agggresive(not violent)when the need to be heard on an important isssue...
Now i have learnt to use the two emotions to my advantage...
I could be a quiet mumu for weeks ...
And i could be an arrogant lousy person in a second...
Cos it has been certified here in Lagos That “weyrey die die is necessary”
Just like salt in soup
Small small periodic craze may make u look like a mad person to others
but it keeps YOU sane...
Been aggressive doesn’t have to involve VIOLENCE

PAST CONTINOUS TENSE

MY BROTHER all i can say in
JIDE KOSOKO’s voice is...
”Hello My dear”
NKAN ENI O NÍ DI MÉJÌ KIÍ INÚ O BÍ ENI ...
Life is too short for regrets...
Plenty people haff put mind on your wedding beer and food
Don’t let them down...
Like Nike JUST DO IT

Shellsploit:
Amazing...
I see other cultist protesting over their arrest!
I see police stations getting burnt. This i have vehemently seen.

A good script for Nigerian Mumu-vie producers
This i have seen

FutureIsFemale :
Every man has one time or the other slept with his relation.

Haaa
Hmnnnn
I don forget wetin i wan comment
Sorry

He/She shall receive EMPTY PROMISES and Alert that will drain their Hopes till the day they decide to change their life Objectives from trying to ruin LEGIT HUSTLERS to thinking of other ways to make money without making another man bleed

AS USUAL
“LAST BORNs” always CRYING OVER THINGS LIKE
“i can't unwrap the noodles, indomie factory haff failed me ...
WHY WEE DEY PACK NOODLES IN NYLON

... THERE IS ALWAYS THREE SIDES TO A STORY...
all i know is that... BELLA SCHMURDAs VOICE ON MY BEATS GIVES ME JOY 2/4/7...

The man is NOT a fool
Neither is THE WOMAN
The RING IS a SYMBOL of the couple’s commitment
The RING means “KEEP OFF PRIVATE PROPERTY”
SHEY SHEY WILL GUM THE RECIEPT ON HER FOREHEAD ABI...?
She is TOTALLY REASONABLE..

Go AHEAD BRO
TAKE HER
IT WOULD MAKE IT EASIER FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO ALSO SNATCH YOUR JOY IN THE FUTURE
COS U GO SURELY FIND YOUR OWN
ANYWAY NA CONSENTUAL...
It takes 2 IDIOTS to consent to such
My Regards to KARMA when e visit o bro...

TRUSTisWEALTH:


Chief. it is just a decimal calculation for the boys. Thank you asking sir

Your Answer is highly appreciated and enlightening
Thanks a lot daddy

May u live long for the boys sir
I am also a BOYS by complexion o
Daddy Awa boys

Please o
Inside that 753,000 naira,
My major concern is who get that 3k on top ..?

lifenajeje:
Continue na

I gbadun ur writing style

Thanks o baba
My 1st/number one NL fan

Thanks brov
Toree boku
Na time

Like this one nah...

The Rate of online scams and transaction failures is so highly that it’s becoming depressing I was just thinking...
Can we create a thread or a topic that can ACTIVELY verify products/producers of goods and several other businesses on NAIRALAND
If I transfer 1k to Mr G for J service... my mind no go rest until I receive my order/money/value
It is wrong nah
Fake people, products
Petty and large scale scammers DROWNING legit businessES...
SOS
SUGGESTIONS ...??

post=104599851:
Nothing to be added Chibuezem!

You know the funny thing baba mi @, its been a VERY VERY LONG TIME i tasted good BBQ with my Girl
U now know the PAINFUL THING ?
I don’t have money...
As a big brother i know u know how i feel cos u would have felt something similar in the FAR PAST
Do something o bro
Before my BLOOD PROTEIN LEVEL (BPL) enter minus 50

NA TO TIE RED WRAPPER AROUND WAIST BEFORE U BEGIN CHOP REMAIN

If it’s Agege
From 250 upwards is LOAVE to me
U see all those 100/150 own ehn... e dey be like i just dey chop donut... una know say donut no dey bellefu
If na honeycomb slice that one i fit run 11/12 slices depending on my mood
Buh on a normal day i dey finish 1 and half loave of Buns bread...
As for wheat bread i go rather chop roasted corn and groundnut over and over again
In short bread is my Addiction

I Am Ajibola Beatrice
I do home gardens ( if u want to plant vegetables and other plants in your home/compound)
I also set up mini farm/poultry/fish pond etc
Also available for farm Management
0812 136 4252

If it was me now...
People go first comment about my dry cheeks before they notice my long neck, Den one mumu go comment about my trouser not being properly ironed with my canvas resembling mass production..
Another GORILLA ILLA would nah comment on how skinny and underfed my wife-to-be looks...
Anyhow I’m Latif and Yusuf’s Daddy rules my FARTHERland

Everything in that picture is lovely
But u spoilt the whole thing with your...
“ it’s s better than all Nigeria meals I tell u’
ABEGGI

CHILL OUT MAN !!
Sounds like you putting your mind on overdrive man
Every single body has got a past
Even DEATH no fit ERASE our past
U don man up already based on say...
U love this woman...
( and u not ashamed to show it) despite the past...
Bruv most times u self go don confirm once or twice that nothing is certain in life
Wether una go marry or not e never sure
even those wey dey d marriage gan
E no sure for dem
Just relax bro
Try dey reason d things u like abt her
Free your mind no dey stress abt PAST man
Ma man
if dem check most of we men past
Our body counts dey enter 500 before 30 yrs(olosho/sarewa/gf/1n stands e.t.c paroles included)...
Na Hypocrites full this world
Na only JESUS Christ PURE cos he was born of a VRGIN
Abeg how many of us mama born us as VIRGINS...
Listen to people’s opinions at your own risk
No let who no dey wash Y**nsh after them shit come dey tell u say your mess too dey smell...

Doja2000:
I told my girlfriend that I want to buy new clothes and boxers but I was completely broke. She shockterlize me by sending 50k to my account.
I told her that the 50k was too much but she told me to keep the change.
Oh men.......!! I must marry Hadiza.

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She replied saying
Oshey oko mi and other prayers follow...

So fast forward to evening time...
I went to get something at the bus stop
Na so i see mama and my neighbor dey come for my back
As i slowed down to greet neighbor lydis
I never greet neighbor finish
Na so i begin hear...
Mommy kunle”
Awon onile ma wa leni o
Emi gan roju gbe iwonba idoti odo wa si ita ni
BABA AKANDE O DE SI NILE NI TIE MI O BA TI PE KI WON WA HELP WA
I nearly choke MY EYE DRUM for where i dey
As mama look my face see say that matter jam me... i was almost bursting with laughter...
na so mama gimme small “menumo” wink

I paused, looked her straight in her eyes with all the respect iya Aanu taught me while growing up and i said in Yoruba
Mama
it’s because it’s you thats why I carried that one i did cos me sef dey manage the small energy wey i get ni...
Its not surplus
maybe mama feel say as i no dey comot house sometimes i dey gather extra energy...energy wey i dey follow depression and hungry drag...