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As i reach outside carry my own dirty
Na so i see mama dem trash as usual like 5 rice sacs o
See who wan help me throway my own dirty o
I sha use itiju
I helped her dump it in the lawma
As i help her finish...
na so i hear
Baba Akande “e dakun e ba mi gbe ti awon mommy kunle ti o wa no egbe odo e yen...(she no dey house)

After about 5 minutes
I still hear Baba Akande...
awon onile ti fe ma lo o...
I say ko si wahala ma...
Mama say haa...
Oo wa je n ba e gbe lo sita
Ko kuku po
...( Landlady hep me carrry dirty bii bawo)...
when no be say Iya Aanu Adopt me...
As i hear that one na hin i jump up from couch so i can quickly block her before she carry am...

So on Tuesday lawma people showed up
And I ignored their horn...
even if I don’t drop off dirt for 2 months my ghana must go bag no go still full,
Small time na hin i hear mama voice for my window...
Baba Akande awon onile ti de o...
I say okay ma e shey ma mo ti gbo
I lock up... i no kuku get plan to throway dirty for the next 2 month...
As i be single baby daddy( not bachelor nor married)...

This elderly people ehn
Una no go kee person with sense
So lawma people came to carry dirty last Tuesday
I’ve been hearing those ones horn since...
i do like i no hear...
Cos mama and my neighbor dirty don full pass
oke-afa dustbin and as e b say my own dirty is usually not more than a bagco bag or two anytime wey lawma come...
if i dey go drop my own portmanteau ...
na so i go meet my people for gate dey wait baba Akande to come help them offload like 5 rice sacs wey dem don fill with trash...

Volkswagen90:
bro pls i will appreciate if u can share their business contact.

I’ll share some of their posts soon

Volkswagen90:
sir do you have idea where someone can get that solar products.

I have few reliable contacts,
mostly from NAIRALAND too

Sir
U could set up a solar showroom/ retail store
Where u can
Sell portable (durable) solar products ( products’ integrity is VERY IMPORTANT)
The showroom can also serve as an office for
Estate agent ( which anyone can do regardless of educational background/age)
U would get commissions once in a while from that
I believe this u can do with 700/750k
Please get a nice car with a/c for 700/750k wey u go dey drive go office everyday (don’t do Uber or Cabby or any transport biz abeg) the insult dey too much for youngman sef not to talk of ELDERLY PERSON
I don’t like senior men entering bus especially for Naija.
The view dey purge me

OW SHEYYY BADDEST
AWON “BLONDER BLOGGER”

Bro
:SHΣ'S UR βΣSTIΣ
I say she yr course mate 2... abi ?
Nd u enjoy sexing her... abi ?
Trust me
U have nothing to lose by keeping the baby and the mama’s love...
MΨ ΩШΠ TΣΠ ҜΩβΩ

But
20 billion+ can be EMBEZUUD from all Ogun state roads in One TAM
OLORUN NBE

D irony b say
My grandma (of BLESSED memories) dey buy my specs gangan
Momsi must always leave (@ least 2 yrs “allowance” for any thing she buy) for future growth,
School bag and notebook inclusive
D worst b say if una go tailor shop...
I rest my case

Máfa máfa
o fe faa
U wan use gongo fa kolo
See u in DENVA
That na if u no cross border

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We fix almost everything

SO...?
How does this concern the STUPID LANDLADY “truly age is not an accurate measure for sense...
How stupid could a man be by making a stupid mountain out of a mole hill
She denies it... so ?
She masturbates....so?
She’s not comfy telling her man about it cos it’s obvious the cucumber has more sense than the landlady and the half man...
That landlady deserves to be taught a great lesson about respecting/invading of privacy in the court of law
I see 2 mature people in the pics
1. A woman that respects her man and privacy
2. A cucumber that wears condoms (obviously more sensible than that Bomboclat man)

Somebody should send me ADEHERSELF number
I want to tell her something

THAT GRAVE BETTER NOT BE CLOSE TO OWODE ONIRIN OR LADIPO IF NA NAIJA

NA GERMAN HERDSMAN I DEY SEE SO bro

Agege BREAD... 500

Bama 100
Moi moi 250
Salad 100
Ponmo 250
Dodo 40
A Very Balanced diet sir...
Wehdone sir

THOUGH I KNOW NOTHING...
Buh I know for sure there’s a big difference between
1. EF-YOU-CEE-KAY-ING
2.SEXING and
3.LOVEMAKING...
WHAT u think that poor misunderstood LADY is collecting less payment for is the first one...
WHAT she gives her VIP clients is the second...
Which is def more expensive that the first
WHAT she gives you the complainant with/without your urgent 20/30/40k (and in most cases for free) is the third which is also the PREMIUM of the three...
The earlier WE STUDY and understand the above table the easier it would be for you to avoid HBP and sudden cardiac arrest...
#I THINK �

It really pisses me off like they expect u to flip one special switch like that and boom u are married...
So when u are unmarried it’s like u purposely or stubbornly refuse to flip your own switch while your mates are changing bulbs already...
...
So I ask....

Everyone needs a house/home
And 2 million minus accommodation expenses
Is reasonable enough for a sensible GRAD FRESH/UNFRESH...
Would do VERY fine if I had that

Still searching for how this word relates to
Unexposed or unintelligent...
My people forbid the word LOCAL like it’s an insult..
Every locality is International to another locality outside the LOCALITY’s Nationality
...# I think ??

SO...
PLEASE OO...
ALL THIS CONCLUSION(S) I’VE BEEN READING ABOVE IS FROM WHOSE/WHICH RESEARCH...
University of African Magic...
Multichoice campus abi...
Unu do well...

Ologundudu2020:
Trend or no trend, I ain’t using that ladies bag



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phr0nesis:
Oga this your own don pass 3 words
Na book you write so

Omo
Based wetin man don see since that time
Advice full ground for the young OG
3 chapters gan na management..

GO LEARN HANDWORK

PAWG:
I thought rappers are meant to be though and not cooperate with the law.

CDQ dropped names of other stars that use the substance, very funny.

No let those guns and speeding car for the videos scam u Baba
The gun na plastic
The car speed na fast forward
All does huffing and puffing for videos na the LAUD EFFECT Baba
#i think..?

Bobo don get concept for new single be that
Watch out for
“LAUD NDLEA” by cdq Olowo
Or
“NDLEA LAUDING”
Girls with big butts must Dey the videos
I foresee a musical video inside which girls with big bum wee just b shaking their “thing” upandan
While acrobatically rolling Laud for the Officers
And simultaneously giving CDQ olowo (who for sure would be in orange jumpsuit and Rolex handcuffs) some juvenile lap dance
Every one would end up getting drunk in the video
They wee now show the next morning where the officers would v slept off he wee now escape

#I THINK...?

PREGNANCY
H I V
DIFFERENT ISSUES
JUST ONE PRECAUTION PÉRÉ...
Buh y would a legit African man want to use PROTECTION for his OWN WIFE...
This matter just be like BITTER COLA ICE CREAM
NA GOD MERCY SURE PASS

the bed na her INHERITANCE jor
Generation to Generation
Na better ANTIQUE u Dey see so