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OGA DSS
WHY NAH
SO I SHOULD GO AND TELL YOU HOW
I “took” my Father’s 20k “without his consent and direct permission”... so you would now go and leak 16 years old secret...
No way boss
I ain’t telling you shiiii
I’m too smart for that

So that year
I was in traffic @ boundary market Ajegunle
Back sit behind the front passenger “An Elderly Uncle”
Kenny (female cousin sister) was sitting beside me...
Directly In front of kenny “ My uncle daddy k” was driving...
I was chatting on a SAMSUNG GALAXY( The tab/phone size type of that year)
ALL WINDOWS WERE ROLLED UP TO 75/80% cos na our regular route and we know what’s up with the area... Daddy K grew up in AJ(Olodi)
Me a very alert OG
TO cut the long story short
I just felt the tAb TRYING TO FORCE ITSELF OUT OF MY HANDS Cos I no see any hand dey drag am
As I try drag back, the next thing I sas/felt/heard or thought I heard was ..FIUM!!!
As I look up phone don dismiss for my hand
I just shouted ... “Phone Owó mi” meaning “phone wey dey my hand”
EVERYONE IN THE CAR LOOKS AT ME LIKE what am I saying...
Nb while this happened all the other occupants of the car didn’t notice
I looked out the window, I saw someone running into the market, I tried to open the door
Somebody was RESTING ON THE CAR DOOR OUTSIDE IN TRAFFIC... door no gree open
By the time door open
I comot I see SENIOR MAN DISCHARGE ENTER MARKET...
I wan follow am
Mama wey dey sell vegetables and fish dey use scope me say hope the PHONE IMPORTANT PASS ME for my family...
I cry I laff
I laff cry again
I cry I laff
I no remember the one I do last before sleep carry me go around 3a.m that day...
Looking back now
I dey say big thank you to the Angels that was selling vegetables that night... and I always pray that there children would always find GOD’s GUIDANCE

Your mumu no too much?
Why you dey enter bike with stranger so try you dey join to push bike.
It was all your fault,you never followed your instinct.

my brother NOBODY WISE O...
ANYBODY for FALL MUGU ANYTIME...

Dear brother,
The please don’t do it
It would be a waste.
I’m sure
You have good eyesight
You are healthy and all your vital organs are intact
I’ll suggest you donate your organs...
Someone out there needs...
A new pair of eyes...
A set of new kidneys would also go a long way to end someone’s pain...
By doing this you have bought a place for yourself in paradise...
YOU ARE An HERO...
Matyr wey life don Tire
Tuale oo

Maybe you don too dey wear the same shirt/shoe
So tey her cousin noticed for the party

TheScientist:
Other news outlets are good. They are living up to their mandate. However, there is something special about Nairaland. The comments from young and vibrant nairalanders, make the news extra-interesting. Although some comments are divisive, most of them are educative.

My first day on Nairaland was a bliss. I learnt so much that my brain was almost filled to capacity. What amazes me the most is the ability of nairalanders to analyze every statement and decode the real intent behind such statement.

Nairalanders are truly intelligent. The only thing i hate about Nairaland is tribal war.

NO BE LIE

pek:
You won't have made this post if you had read and understood the thread.

Why...
Because his phone is unreachable or because the last. Location seen is Osogbo...?
Could still be as a result of what I mentioned
And my post is my OPEN VIEW.
I don’t JUMP at conclusions
And ASSUMPTIONS would make one overlook Actual possibilities.

HOW IS IT CONFIRMED A THEFT SIR
What 0f..
1. Accident
2.kidnap/ robbery and Murder (Uber Drivers are exposed to this risk as I have read in new reports)
Let’s not be quick to make assumptions.
That man might even need help right now

#Open view

Mindlog:
That reminds me of the Nollywood role, Chinwetalu Agu regularly plays.... where he is obsessed with widows while his family struggles.

And we would later discover that it is UNCLE CHINWETALU that killed ( mostly poison) their hushand WITH PALMWINE

diportivo:
no worry

ne here we go teach you...you go graduate,do freedom sef if u dey patient

the verso wasn't offered in the USA and so conversion parts could not have come from there

while the conversion isn't bad,some obvious details were missed and from first glance you will know it is converted

it doesn't take away the fact that you have a good and pricey ride

Happy sales to u

That’s one of the thousand reasons I came to NAIRALAND FIRST... I know I must catch one or two sense from the WISE FEW

MY LECTURERs SIRs...
My book don ready with new biro and attentiveness and all Humility
...

mammanbawa:
The kits couldn't have come from USA cos the verso isn't sold in the US

Okay
The car was shipped from Milton Keynes Uk
And the parts was shipped/bought/ordered from USA sir...
How the parts of a TOYOTA CAR got to US.America.
I don’t know sir...

diportivo:
.


okay sir

is the Vehicle converted from right to left?

Yes sir
BY PROFESSIONALS with ALL ORIGINAL CONVERSION KITS FROM TOYOTA USA.

diportivo:
I for buy if its perfect for personal use

sad

It’s just a honest suggestions boss
Naija no DEY like drive MANUAL TRANSMISSION for personal use..

T O K U N B O
Osaara

Body pics

Call/ WhatsApp:
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2005 Toyota Versa
Push to start...( KEYLESS IGNITION)
7 seaters
Manual
Asking Price 3.5 mill
Perfect for commercial UBER/bolt/Interstate)
Engine..A/c and Gearbox...Awesomely Nice ��

When it happens in Olodi Apapa...
We would comment...

3031132213 Polaris
E get why

As much as I hate violence
Especially during this holy month
A BIG FAT SLAP EACH FOR THE HOUSE HELP AND THE GUY plus one or two dozen shouts of
“Ogun kee you” for all of them
Would have been my recovery therapy
I’m grateful to God for You o

Iyaebe:
I hate all these modern misogynists called men,always copying and competing with women on everything, what's this rubbish again? I think this is a new invention from the redpillers

REDPILLERS ÀBÍ GAY
LOOKS LIKE GAY PARTY TO ME

without work

Next time he does that
Just drop the towel/sponge
Look him straight in the eyes
Your vex will surface
And tell him this simple 5 words
NA OGUN GO KEE YOU...

Babatojide:
Removed this from my Powerbank
What can I do with it...?
PLEASE...

It’s from a new power bank

Removed this from my Powerbank
What can I do with it...?
PLEASE...

Thanks for sharing this VERY GREAT MESSAGE
My own is if I see money that’s not mine
on the floor and
dare to keep it...
Wetin I go lose before the end of that day/week
go SHOCK me...

Porn has saved a lot of men from becoming Rapist
And has also prevented the rape of many...
The low self esteem is for those who pretend to hate it but watch it
Na u and your conscience dey fight
No b porn deflate your ego
I come in peace...

He is a psychiatric patient at Yaba
Escaped from rehab
Found himself wearing a nurse’s uniform at RANDLE HOSPITAL...
please Modify...
Wrong info

but some are just too caustic.

Sergio104:
Nice one bro.

Increase the volume to afonjas whoose long conehead prevented the oscicle of the ear from connecting with tympanic membrane of the ear

Some are indeed cAustic soda

I want to LIVE here...

E still make sense
As long she not doing it with a man
I don’t feel cheated On

Hi
7 years