Christianity Etc › Re: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by BABE3: 8:59pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
Nigerian churches are tooooo entertaining.
Highlights of the video:
"You're a foul devil"
"Do you know who you're talking to?" Epic!
"YOU ARE A DEVIL"
"You're not set for deliverance and you're free to go to hell" 
It's a shame. The most ridiculous part is that the congregation cheered at the sound of the slap. Blind leading the blind. It's a Sad situation. |
Music/Radio › Re: 9ice Finally Releases Long-awaited Fourth Album,bashorun Gaa And Versus by BABE3: 6:36pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
9ice did his thing! Bashorun Gaa is tight! 
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Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 4:27am On Dec 16, 2011 |
Goldieluks:
Babe you want a door to hit cocoa's kpekus? wicked girl!  Yes M'aam. She earned it. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 4:21am On Dec 16, 2011 |
freecocoa: Smallie take your own advice and quit yelling at yourself,I'm just trying to keep my word now don't make me change my mind. Come on will you change it?! Change it now before I appear in your dreams. Pepper seller!
Using me to pull swag? Olodo.
Oya, REPLY with your pepper seller rants!  |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 4:12am On Dec 16, 2011 |
seedord247: Oh My Gosh . . . I don missss What should my daughter call my partner? |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 4:01am On Dec 16, 2011 |
freecocoa: ^ Stop deceiving yourself,abeg razz or whatever you call it.  Good you listened to me and stopped yelling.
Olodo in 3D! What the french are you talking about? "I love myself"? WTF? Just quit embarrassing yourself and get the fvck out already.
Farewell. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 3:07am On Dec 16, 2011 |
freecocoa: BABE,I made michelin a promise so if you see her say"thank you ma" though I must leave you with this. stop being a smart alec cos you still dey learn work,what you just did is called rapping,and you did it like the kid that you are,let me stop here cos I won't go back on my word atleast not today.so enjoy btw. Thank you! Leave quietly and don't let the door hit your kpekus as you exit and i sweep after you. 
Next time, don't be so eager to troll on my thread.
I am proud to be a smart alec. Would you rather have me otherwise like the way you parade yourself around here?
Yelling doesn't get your point across, it only makes it louder and razzer.  |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 2:41am On Dec 16, 2011 |
freecocoa: Michelin89,lord knows I tried.
BABE!you are a bigger shediot than I give you credit for,look at this toothpick like creature calling someone mgbeke,you must be daft,you that wouldn't let us rest and read something else from you apart from "tenk God ayam finn"cos you managed to leave your village is the one calling another "a village Arrow"? Tell me about irony,just mind your aneroxic self before I break you into sizable bone parts and feed you to my dog.IMP. This olodo village bat can't stop talking. Do you have diarrhoea of the mouth?
Take your mgbeke-looking self out of here and stop polluting the air. If my ex-signature gives you menstrual cramps, try Cyanide!
I am happy i look like a tooth-pick. Do you know what you look like? Do you care to know? Onitsha Market is looking for female staffs. freecocoa: BABE!walahi thank your stars that my bluetooth slap connection is having a temp problem if not you would have been deaf by now,you that your community contributed money to travel for is calling someone a"housegirl" Thunder fire your kpekus,fooolish gnat,its your type that I use to flog back then in school,you never reach na,sabi sabi.yeye fowl. They say even death can't cure an idi[i]o[/i]t. O ma se o!
You better go and return your neighbour's shorts you borrowed to snap pictures to rival #coughs# Rokiatu. Buhahaha. Feeling funky. 
Originality - Zero Common sense - Zero Intelligence - Zero
You think "lamenting" is an insult? If you were any slower, you'd be walking backwards.  |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 2:11am On Dec 16, 2011 |
[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=824650.msg9775183#msg9775183 date=1323997624]you can see I put child in quotation marks for a reason. i get you though. i'm just pulling your leg.[/quote] Ok Miss Jenifa. It's all good. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 2:06am On Dec 16, 2011 |
freecocoa: ^ Ask the yeye gal,always trying to be a smart alec,thinking she's a genius by being sarcastic,cheeepid shediot. freecocoa: Jenifa That one is you and her biz,I don talk my own and if she vex,she can get a map and drive to hell,I could care less. You're a dunce! A big fat dunce! You're a what? A BIG FAT DUNCE! Olodo. Village Arrow! Mgbeke-looking sheep! Ediiot from a kerosene-background! Omo alata lasan-lasan! 
May a dragon eat your ****** ! lol.
May a shark bite off your [i]b0[/i]0bs!
Foolish thing! In her mind she's vexing o. Common House-girl! Calling me genius? What have you seen yet? I know everything is a big deal to your type.
Common gerraway! |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 1:58am On Dec 16, 2011 |
freecocoa: ^ Ara gbawaka gi anya there,shediot,so "lamenting" to you is a big word,I wonder who the olodo is,why would you tell me instead of "expressing sorrow",did I sound sorrowful or grieving in my post?your I-too-sabi even when you no sabi anything na wetin go kill you,nansense girl,I no blame you sha you never thought you'd leave your village that's why you think I'm in a village,EWU. Apparently, "lamenting" is a big word to you. Olodo. 
Yes, you sounded sorrowful. Village Arrow. What ITKness are you blabbing about? Mgbeke girl. Everything is a big deal to them. Better calm down and drink a cup of acid. Olodo. [quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=824650.msg9775087#msg9775087 date=1323995167]the common sense is missing on your end, miss. of course i'm not referring to a 6 yr old girl. I'm referring to you. are you having a hard time deciding what to call your mom's bf?[/quote] What are you talking about? 
You said "you might even be the 'child' in question sef."
I replied "Let's always try to apply common sense in every situation. lol. I don't look 28. I don't look 6. I'm not 28. I'm not 6." |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 1:09am On Dec 16, 2011 |
^^ Olodo. Why exactly are you vexing? Village woman. So because you saw a big word "lamenting", you thought I was insulting you abi? Olodo.
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Politics › Re: a by BABE3: 12:17am On Dec 16, 2011 |
Sarcasm at it's best. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 12:05am On Dec 16, 2011 |
^^ Yes, I'm still searching for a name. Instead of lamenting, could you pls suggest a name/title other than "Uncle" "Mr" and "Daddy"--? |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 11:49pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=824650.msg9774588#msg9774588 date=1323988633]what do I know. I don'tknow you irl lol you might even be the 'child' in question sef.[/quote]Let's always try to apply common sense in every situation. lol. I don't look 28. I don't look 6. I'm not 28. I'm not 6. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 2:16am On Dec 15, 2011 |
^^ lol. It's fine. My feelings are intact.  |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 1:40am On Dec 15, 2011 |
^^ You need to be flogged. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 1:27am On Dec 15, 2011 |
^^ Aunty Jenifa, do you actually believe that I have a child? |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
sexkillz: [color=#000070]No Me! Sexkillz![/color]  I actually just looked through that thread and I didn't see where I commented. Maybe a ghost came at night to steal my comments. I think you need rest. E don do for today. It's obvious you're feeling tired and sleepy.  |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 7:35pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
sexkillz: [color=#000070]Oh really? You were quick to accept the survey that handed Nigerian women the most Unfaithful, and you even used it as a point in your argument a while ago on your thread! Was the demographic biased? Remember how you made fun? Damn! Short memories too? [/color] Me? BABE? Where? When? Pls refer me back to the thread. Provide a link. Refresh my memory. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 7:32pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Ivynwa: I am not surprised at the hullabaloo going on here, above was my advice to Miss Babes before it all started, I knew this was coming and it can even get worse, wait till the whole Naija arrives here to say the unprintables. Girl better get your thread locked so that the banters can stop, it's even unladylike getting on and on and allowing people to pull you from all angles. One thing about Nairaland is that there are different mentalities here and when you bring your business here people that have no business talking to you makes your business theirs. Just have all the fun you can here and keep your private life where it belongs: In your private life.
Nigerians are ever quick to judge and throw it in other people's face that they are better morally, financially and otherwise without remembering that they may not know where tomorrow will see them. The judges here may be in worst circumstances tomorrow. It's the fear of castigations like this that had young women aborting and throwing children away in Nigeria. Direct a young lady aright but don't laugh at her if she has made mistakes. You don't even know what mistakes you yourself will fall in tomorrow because you are also human. Chei! I don't have a daughter. I'm not married. This is purely hypothetical. I'm only writing in first person pronouns to make the thread more interesting.
I'm still looking for a name though. |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 7:21pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
sexkillz: [color=#000070]As spoketh by wikipedia!. . .[/color]  Really? Wiki?
I'll assume it's an authentic survey for a few minutes. The demographic is somewhat biased. The information about the "surveyed" is insufficient. Where are the 1000 from in the USA? How many of them are crackheads? How many of them are stable? How many of them were previously married? Who conducted the survey? How many of them had kids out of wed-lock? |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 7:07pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Roland17: People who cohabit before marriage don,t enjoy great sex life in marriage, there is nothing new to explore, she begins to feel less valued sexually, its only natural for her to feel that way. Chei! Nawa o. You get mind sha. Saying that kind of thing requires courage. Respect! I salute una.  |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 7:04pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
sexkillz: [color=#000070]And again, must the fault come from the guy? Why are you so scared of divorce? Is it a certainty that when you cohabit and eventually get married, that divorce wont knock you up? Nigeria or anywhere, do your best to keep your marriage engines running! Feed your marriage with necessary supplements, and i dare it to fail!
At this stage, can someone pls give me the disadvantages of Cohabitation?  [/color] Chei! See sweet-talking. Engine ko, carburetor ni.
Who said the fault must come from the guy? The fault(s) can come from either of them, or both. lol @ "feed your marriage with necessary supplements and I dare it to fail". I see you're still a kid. Supplements, or no supplements, some people are not just meant to be. You can't force it.
It's like you love going around in circles. I'll keep following you though. Like I said earlier, cohabitation is not a guarantee of a divorce-less marriage. However, it increases the chance of a divorce-less one. |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 6:27pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
sexkillz: [color=#000070]Did the bible speak to you? Oh! The bible has hands to tie you down too, huh? Look! The bible is like a guide, it's either you follow it, or you dont! Simple![/color] Ok. I'm not saying anything on the bible anymore. I'll carry myself to the religious section very soon. sexkillz: [color=#000070]Makes no sense!. . . To me! [/color] Ok. sexkillz: What makes you wise? How are you sure you are not the foolish one, and the one who has refused to see reason?
[/size][/font][/color] What makes me wise? The fact that I know me and what is good for me. The fact that I love myself. The fact that I don't want to be unhappy for the rest of my life. It's not easy to go through a divorce you know; especially if you live in Nigeria. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 6:11pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
2buff: Couldn't help but chuckle at the mental picture of BABE pregnant.  I no sure whether she go fit carry am, unless she go gym first before the belle  Arrange yourself for one corner abeg. Park well. manny4life: Ok then, be it as it may, I think Obedience is a Godly principle, not everyone will follow it, however, IMO, if the situation and circumstance isn't right, the if you have a right to veer away from that of your master. I mean, if my master asks me to kill, would I want to have blood on my hands, NO I WON'T. Have I disobeyed, YES after all GOD says though shall not kill, but did say obey your master, if that's how you mean, then cool. YES slaves don't have to obey their masters when given in the wrong situation.
So we can both agree NOW?  Of course! Finally!  |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 5:58pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
manny4life: Look, I honestly believe you're missing the point though. Your claim " "Slavery is appropriate and necessary" (Colossians 3:22) is quite different from the Bible stressing about Obedience and Humility. Bible did not say it was appropriate and necessary but said if you find yourself in that situation, do as the Bible says about it. After all, Bible did not say it was appropriate and necessary that you must have a wive, or husband or children, YET it does stress that if you do, these are the commandment but principles of God.
My point is that GOD never said slavery is appropriate and necessary, however, if you are one, this is what he commanded that you should do. He further did not impose it, he was just telling us. Slavery was ok in the 1st century doesn't mean it doesn't exist today. It does in a different form and fashion, just that we have tagged it a different name(s). Slaves then did house chores, they were beaten to obey their master, they labored hard, etc all these you can find in a refined modern status today in our environment.
I don't think I'm buttressing your point of "Bible said slavery is appropriate and necessary". You've missed the point. Could you go back a few pages, and read how this whole bible thing began? Thanks. I'm only arguing against the folks that believe that everything in the bible is literally applicable to every situation.
I never said "GOD" said "slavery is bla bla bla". Or is the bible God?
Of course, slavery exists today. I never said it didn't.
So you really think it's ok for slaves (ancients slaves and modern slaves) to obey their "masters" no matter the situation? |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 5:45pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
sexkillz: [color=#000070]Did the bible write the Marriage vows for the country? When you are reciting the marriage vows, are you reading the bible? Why are you attacking the bible, and using it as a defence for cohabitation, when it is by this same bible you will swear on your eventual marriage day after cohabiting, to live by, and abide by the marriage vows you were initially running away from?[/color] I'm not attacking the bible, nor am I using it as a defense. I only answered your question; "Who's asking you to stay in an unhappy marriage?"
Before I continue-- why are you Anti-cohabitation? sexkillz: [color=#000070]How? Does familiarity breed contempt or not? Does that contempt tend to grow faster or not, especially when you know you can always hightail? [/color] That's the point. If familiarity indeed breeds contempt, and you realize you can't handle your partner's "foolishness", you bail!
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Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 5:22pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Goldieluks: Any solution yet as to what to call him? Not yet. I'm thinking of a good Nickname though. neyostica: @babe you dis thing that looks like my broom stick, stop yarning dust abt what bible says, if u dont believe dats your cup of tea, bt stop dis blasphemy! Lunatic! |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 5:19pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
sexkillz: [color=#000070]Who is asking you to stay in an unhappy marriage? [/color] The bible. It says I can seek for a divorce only in these situations : Infidelity and death. sexkillz: [color=#000070] Is it all cohabitation marriages that end up happy? [/color] Of course not. I'm not saying everyone should co-habit. It's a matter of choice. sexkillz: [color=#000070] Does cohabitation guarantee a happy marriage? [/color] No. No guarantee. However, it increases the probability of a happy marriage.
The longer you stay with someone, the more the "bad" comes out in them, and the quicker you are able to find a solution to the "bad". If you can't, you back out. |
Romance › Re: "What Should My Daughter Call Him?" by BABE3(op): 5:10pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
manny4life: @Babe!
Haba, that is not what the Bible said o, it says 
"Servants in all things obey your masters according the flesh; not with eye service, as men pleasers but in a singleness of heart, fearing God. The Bible was talking about the rules and principles of relationship. In the same chapter, it says, Wives, submit yourself to your husbands as it is in the house of the lord Husbands, love your wife and be not bitter against them Children obey your parents in all things for this is well pleasing in the sight of the lord Fathers, provoke not your children to anger lest they be discouraged. Errrm, are you listening to yourself atall? What's your point?
"Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything you do. Try to please them all the time, not just when they are watching you. Serve them sincerely because of your reverent fear of the Lord."
The bable established the fact that there must be slaves/servants. Kapish. Read between the lines.
My point is that the "idea" of slavery was ok in the 1st century. Nowadays, it is not. Why is that so?
And some people say they listen to everything the bable says o. Hm.
Btw, you're only buttressing my point by quoting the entire chapter. Do you really think children should obey their parents in all things? |
Romance › Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by BABE3: 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
Team Cohabitation.
To see if "it's" gonna work out. You don't wanna be stuck in an unhappy marraige for the rest of your life; especially if you follow the bable. |