₦airaland Forum

2buff:
^^ Na long ting be dat o. [b]We naija men [/b]kinda like em with small body to start.
At least with that one we go no say hope dey for (controlled) expansion. 

2buff:
thus sayeth da ultra lepa (toh badt). 

Right.  

Goldieluks:
Babe i can't wait for one Nija man to hook you up
and feed you with enough akpu and poundo yam,dey here dey make mouth.
you go thick by force.

Hm. This is the Wish of the enemy for me this coming new year.   Back to the sender.

I already have a Naija man. Tenks Tenks. You don't need to wait any longer.

coogar:
are you working? schooling?
how often do you travel out of helsinki?

Errmm- answer my question.

I'm schooling, and I travel out of helsinki very often; three times a year.

coogar:
sweet? sweet as in - lickable?
errrrr, can you expatiate?

coogar:
is finland part of the eu? do i need a visa to go there?

coogar:
dependable, compliant, deliberate, careful, amiable, systematic, persistent, precise, a good listener, accurate, kind, perfectionistic, logical, hesitant, reserved, mild, reflective, self-conscious, accommodating, non- demanding and probing.

coogar:
the pics were actually set like you took them in the 70s.
one minute, you are on afro and the next one you are erykah-baduing. the fashion is also a bit bold. stuffs you can only see on sloane square.

Lmao. Add "Funny" to your 21 adjectives. 

coogar:
i can understand the part of your mum being nigerian but your dad, a finn? is he a black finn or caucasian finn? you don't look mixed.

Yup. He's a black finn. 

Lemme paint a clearer picture of myself;

Spontaneous, Fashion-forward, Left-brained, Sweet (whatever that means), different/weird, ----------

coogar:
i mean meeting in the flesh(no prophylactics)

coogar:
i'm working out a combination of your qualities and i am trying to see if it matches mine.
how would you describe yourself? i know i should be the one to go first but then again. . . .ladies first!

coogar:
you are from helsinki and then you are nigerian?
what is it about you that is so mysterious? abeg - start talking. i have your time this week.

sandraa:
I know somebody dat makes a perfect wedding dress in naija!, As in get money back if not satisfied!

Da Doctor:
BABE! most times when one talks what the people dont expect to hear they find it hard either cos they are deep into the mess or they are the ones in the true pix and tend to defence.
Raise  a thread about IBO ladies anyday as to any of their peculairity like escessive love for money bla bla bla and i would be bold to give a nod.
But when we talk marriage and its values i dare SAY THE YORUBAS ARENT WOTH IT ONE BIT.
I was once in doubt as to the preganancy before marriage issue and some said it was mainly the uneducated, but lo and behold  i was best man to 2 different yoruba guys back then and to my dismay, their wives were heavy. and when i questioned, my guy said his family insisted as a test of the gals fertility. CAN U BEAT THAT. FROM AN MSC HOLDER?

Nicely Done! I set my rat trap, and you hungrily grabbed the bait; spewing myopic views about my tribe. Well done.

I always knew there was something wrong with you.   I just couldn't place what the thing was. Now I see.

There must sha be a "but".   Thanks.

coogar:
cute!
are you a yoruba chic?

Well, I wanted a change I guess. You liked it?   I thought it was cute too.

coogar:
yes now.
do you find me s[i]e[/i]xy?

coogar:
it's the easiest task for the average nigerian male

pendo89:
@ Babe what now?

pendo89:
but when you have a thick wallet and empty brain then what.

pendo89:
I  know most of you criticise spending but the moment you meet a beautiful lady the first thing you want to do is show her how much you are worth to woe her. You do this because you lack in 'impressing skills' and therefore use the wallet as a shortcut to impress.

coogar:
they want to show off to their less-fortunate friends who have losers as boyfriends.