The funniest ride I had was going home one Christmas and passing through Europe and the plane was filled with OMATA traders coming home for Christmas
Chineke God
Come and See fashion
gold chains on their necks
The rings on tiheir fingers
Assorted jeans
Some even wore cowboy boots
Honestly the jet was filled with about 3/4 Igbos all speaking Igbo
It felt like i was inthe midst of an umunna gathering
It was kinda interesting but traders will always be traders,they were very very loud

The flight attendants kept announcing that folks sit down and belt up ,whosai
They were sitting on the chair arms facing backwards and talking to their paddy man 3 seats down

Through out the flight all I heard around me was how they bought this in China
How they bought that in Taiwan
When their ship will arrive from Holland
As soon as the seat belt sign is turned off they get up,walk down to a friend sitting elsewhere and stand on the aisle and start gisting loudly in Igbo
One kept eyeing me and I kept adjusting my wedding ring till he saw it
It was the loudest flight I had been in
The only thing they didn't do on that fight was shout Igbo kwenu

Please don't get me started
Don't get me started on our people

You are just walking jejely pulling your trendy carry on looking for your gate number at JFK or Atlanta airport and all of a sudden,you hear some loud chattering at a corner ,like you were approaching Ogbete market
You don't need anyone to tell you that you have arrived at your gate.
The stench that will hit you eh
Lord have mercy
Come and see assorted Ghana must go carry on luggage
You can't even find a spot to sit
Gosh I hate flying with some of these Naija Summer vacationers returning home
They are so loud
So bush
They don't obey rules
They won't even wait to hear their zones announced and they want to get on the plane
As soon as the plane starts boarding,they get in line only to be turned away because their zone is yet to be announced
How about their number of hand luggage?

Every passenger knows you are only allowed one carry on and one handbag or backpack or computer bag
The nigerians returning from vacation refuse to obey that simple instruction
They come to to the airport and proceed to fill up two Ghana must go bags from more shopping and start arguing with the people at the gate boarding them,clogging up the line and delaying everyone.
I felt like punching one last time

Then sit beside them,they will start making mouth about their good life in Nigeria,their Dubai trips and how they come to America annually
Duh!
Who wants to know
I can tell you got that watch from Walgreens for 9.99 please stop all the posing abeg

Una thank you o

May it not happen
And if it does may it be far from Igbo land IJMN
Amen!

Ask yourself why a Boko Haram "fighting" for Northern Muslims have majority Northern Muslims as casualties? Don't give me the Taliban excuse because Talibans don't bomb the Taliban controlled areas so your analogy will fail. Have you heard of Hamas blowing up Palestinians? .

This was the point where I labelled the OP confused and crossed out everything he said
Boko Haram is bombing Churches and Christian gatherings and selecting people by name on a campus and you are still talking nonsense
Take the rest of your write up and shove it!
Go to Bayelsa with your OPC gang armed with the might of your ancestors and ask your questions there man to man.
Nonsense!

Afenifere, the pan Yoruba nation group, has warned the Boko Haram sect not to strike in Lagos or any place in Yoruba land, as their ancestors will crush the sect.

How many human sacrifices will it require to get the ancestral killers to spring into action?
Will they get on top of the situation and make sure to leave no stones unturned while they finish the perpetrators of any dastardly act

Yes I did

Simple and healthy veggie soup
No ofe nmanu

Healthy breakfast

My favorite light food

Vikin:

Did you make this, or you borrowed the pics!

I feel like eating just 4 piece

All the pics I post are mine
I don't post other people's food

I ate chicken

[size=18pt]To all Nigerian men

If you want to rescue your lineage from wowority,please find you an Igbo wife and fall on your knees and beg her to manage you.
That is all I have to say[/size]

mko abiola: If one person own no spoil ,anoda man own go de buttered.

Gbam!
I ji ya


A Yaradua had to leave for Goodluck to arise

Gwekzy: Dis man get thief looks...especially his eyes

It is you that is a thief
Eediot

[size=18pt]Our inlaw has entered the throne
Jehovah thank sir


It is my turn to shine
It is my turn to shine
It is my turn o
It is my turn o
I will arise and shine

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Let me call home!

[size=18pt]Please let us hear something
Who is not taking and giving bribe in Nigeria?
The people caught on tape stashing dollars into their shagari caps are walking around
The man that stole my fathers pension just got a court injunction that he cannot be arrested
Bank-ole,Tinubu,OUJ Okija etc are waxing stronger
By Jove Alameseigha is now St Alams of asisi

Shege![/size]

I need to enter politricks
Who will give me connection?

They should leave his mother alone
SHe did what every loving mother would do to help a sick son
Reports say he had mental issues
She took him to get help the way she knew how and he eventually died
She didn't kill her son
There were various reports of his state before he died just like everyone is talking about Majek fashek
Tomorrow if a Concerned family member bundles him somewhere to get treated and he dies,he will be accused of murder?
They should free this grieving mother and her children please!

If the herbalist killed him,charge the herbalist with murder,Yekini's mom did not take him there to be killed but to be cured or helped
Unless the lawyer has evidence that she connived with the herbalist ahead of time to murder her own son,he should bring such evidence forth
Or else allow the woman grieve

What did he do prior to his death

Isn't it obvious the OP who is most likely male,copied and pasted something from another site perhaps written sometime last year hence the reference to " this December"
Na wa for una and simple common sense and comprehension
This is why you folks flunk WAEC and JAMB repeatedly
Address the topic and not the poster

I read a man online who said his mother cursed Awolowo on her dying bed for the financial hardship their family suffered after the war
Another friend told me her grandma cried periodically till her death for the child she lost during the war
These things have a way of affecting a family
Women Beat their breasts looked up and asked God to avenge the death of their children
3 of Awo's children have died ,2 from protracted illnesses and one in a tragic car accident and all died before reaching their father's age while their mother is alive
It is not right for a 92 year old woman to bury 3 of her children.
There could be some spiritual implications IMHO
The two surviving daughters if they are Christians ought to go for deliverance from the sins of their father

slimyem: The bolded is the why you should tell him but do not ask for a replacement.That should be at his own discretion.

So I should tell the person I lost the check
I need more responses,let me know what the majority will advise

Coogar sharap!
Do you know what I could do with hundred Dollars
That is half a goat plus change or 2 boxes of catfish at the African market
Hundred dollars can buy me a 25 pound bag of pounded yam,a 25 pound bag of rice four,one gallon of palm oil plus a box of plantains.

Why didn't this make front page news?
Muslims will tell us a child was born in a church holding a Koran in one hand and ablution kettle on another,front page news
They will have a plate of pepper soup andthe arrangement of the meat will spell Allah,front page

Nice pictures

My heart goes out to this woman that has to bury yet another child

May we never bury our children ,Amen

Honestly I thought I read 900 corpses
I was just about to shout blood of Jesus,