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eedris07:
FRANCE - Peugeot.

Citroen.

Renault.

Venturi.

Bugatti

darelar:
Got same message and try to use it but not connecting.
CONGRATS ! you have successfully subscribed to PAYU data plan giving 1022976 Mb it will expire on 18/12/2084 13:28 .

Have you loaded airtime after getting this message?

Ericardo7:
So I was in the bank today to withdraw some cash to buy some foodstuffs at the mall and also subscribe when I got a message notification.
I ignored it tho, thinking it would prolly be one of those unsolicited messages...
When I got home, I decided to go through my messages only to see this in my inbox.... Free 1Terrabyte from Glo... and Guess what?... It expires in 2084!
Only God knows the kind of promo they're doing or what I did to deserve this..... Been watching YouTube videos and downloading ever since.... I even put on my Hotspot for my manager so he too can flex....
God bless Globacom for this... Network that loves me like kilode!!!

Hahahahahahhaa My Mom Also Got This Day b4 Yesterday Ohhhhh. I Ignored it thinking it was fake. Thanks Boss!

soberdrunk:
I dont understand, were you expecting pounded yam, egusi soup and bushmeat? Which "other climes"? I flew from Paris to Manchester in Air France and all they gave me was a small muffin and a "barbie" sized cup of tea.

Wow You've been to Paris?

paschal47:
check well

Oh Oh without Bodmas it'll be 16 but with Bodmas it'll be -6.

pweetixandy:
so true


you forgot to add "I tap into your blessing"

"I claim this in my life"


"I key into this"

lol, God help us

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hue.gif

Now I have to follow you!

I wonder why people are blasting this friendly lady just because she wants to make life, no -- make Nigeria a better place. In the US, people mix super-freely and smoke joints and do random stuffs. What's the big deal in what she's wanting to do?

paschal47:
Who Can Solve This?

The answer is Sixteen

henrydadon:
op me and you know you are not making sense but continue.. with true love any marriage or realationship can last

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I have two questions. Do you create your own memes? And do you watch Atlanta?

That's obviously a bat-snake or snake-bat if you like

1)A Walk To Remember--- I CRIED especially the place where he went to his dad's house to thank him after his dad helped with her medical bills.
2)Titanic
3)The Fault In Our Stars--- I CRIED
4)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (jim carrey)
5)Barfi(Bollywood) I CRIED LIKE A SMALL BABY whenever they played Background Music.

celinecanon01:
I love Romantic comedy movies..

Me too.

Martins301:
There are also a few romantic india movies I love. There is this india love song that keeps playing in my head but unfortunately, I dont knw the title.

Have you found out the title yet?

Jummyjay99:
i will share my most embarrassing moment because my pix is nt on nl.it happened when i was 13 we just moved to our site then it was bushy there was there was alot of uncompleted building beside us then and i hate using wc(water closet)then because i thought i might fall inside, i was used to my potty then.so one day i wanted to deficate i took my potty sat on it that was when my mum came to me dat she was going out i told her that she should wait so dat she could pour my feces away, she said i should do it my self that she was going out,i was so afraid to go near d wc then so i took my potty with d feces in it to the uncompleted building beside us ,so i strected my hand to window to pour it away that was when my mum shouted my name i was shocked i turned back and everying poured on my head dripping to my toes.unfortunately my mom met her friends on the way and they all came back together with my classmate who was one of her friend son i couldnt believe .he told every1 in class "ani jumoke da igbe si ara lana"

JUMOKE, You have just made my day. Thanks so much for this.

seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee . I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho.

Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying

Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef . You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.

You are welcome.

Ma, Thank You Ma. Just two ittle questions I wish to ask...how much is this tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen because I need it more than oxygen.


And most importantly can Male use it?

seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee . I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho.

Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying

Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef . You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.

You are welcome.

Ma, Thank You Ma. Just one little question I wish to ask...how much is this tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen because I need it more than oxygen.

supersaz66:
Boogey Boogey

Boogey ought to win that lyricist award ohhh. Cos the rest nominees don't even understand Punchlines

Youcharia:
Yeah, drop.

0.8.1.8.0.9.6.7.5.3.0

Youcharia:
I'm a Sis....

Universal charger /desktop as its fondly called is the one with multiple light that charges only phone battery

you'll have to bring out the battery of the phone and use the desktop to charge ...

buh , I've gotten a solution to my charger tho...and I can't describe it here cos its complicated ....I'll have to call you to explain it.

Hi, how fast does your phone charge with a universal charger? because I tried it and I charge almost eight hours to get a rough 30%.

You mentioned that you've gotten a solution to your charger, please how can you explain it. Should I drop my phone number?

mohemos:
Samsung Galaxy Note 1

I am not a fan of any brand at all, I started my smartphone life with Nokia Navigator then I switched to LG then Samsung then HP ( Data messenger ) then HTC pro 2, this HTC changed my experience about mobile OS. The phone came with Winmo 6, I played around it and got Android running on it, back in 2009, then I moved to HTC Imago, I was unable to port Android on it so I moved to Xperia X10i ( I loved this phone no be small ) then I moved to HTC HD2 (Long live HD2) this phone gave me the experience I loved the most about smartphone. I used this phone for a long time. The phone came with Winmo 6.5 I removed the Winmo, I ported Android Gingerbread, then I ported Jellybean on it ( Android nougat on HD2 *XDA rumour ), before the phone spoil due to serious fall and poor phone repairer.
No so I come say make I check out Samsung, then I went for the popular Galaxy Note 1, this phone camera good ehn! the pen nar wonder but the phone no last reach 6 month before e give up.
I just restart phone nar so e enter boot loop, I come say make I change the rom nar so the thing brick ( Am very patience, careful reader and I follow instructions strictly) am very good at tweaking OS from Winmo to Android to iOS. I checked internet and got to know that many people had the same problem. Samsung just produce phone for people to use for a while and the get another.
I switched back to HTC and since then I've being enjoying my life.
My HTC ONE M8 is the best phone ever (My rating though) I've changed the ROM more than 10 times, in fact am currently running HTC 10 ROM on my HTC ONE M8.
My verdict: HTC IS QUIETLY BRILLIANT!!!

Please how is the battery life of your HTC One M8 because I'm planning on getting a used one.

tscara:
hello guys,

Pes 2017 is out and working. I have already downloaded and installed it.

Here is the link.

https://www.skidrowreloaded.com/pro-evolution-soccer-2017-cpy/

Please where do you stay?

[quote author= post=50603628]Men this is derailing. This country would be burnt down one day I swear. How would you say. You want to employ graduates as conductors. Why do we have schools.

I know one government official some were thinks this is a good idea to get them off the streets bUT I consider this an insult not just to the graduates, but to the schools and its officials and also to the country in general[/quote]Lol Ahn Ahn na. Not graduates o. They said Lasdri graduates. It's totally a welcomed development.

[size=14pt]I CAN SMELL WORLD WAR III [/size]



Inagine a missile that can wipe out a whole nation..about 66,000,000 humans.

mhisbliss:
yea i can ask a white guy out but not the nigerian cave men different people different mentality

You've flown and landed into irrational conclusions dear. Not all Nigerian guys behave that way. It's either you've been approaching those Confident, Loud,Extroverted guys who can even ask you out but didn't. A Shy,Introverted guy would never misuse the 'bold step' you took especially one who likes you.

Truth.

Talk2Bella:
When I like a guy, it doesn't matter if I want a long term relationship or a fling I go ahead and do the matured thing ask him out instead of having wet dreams

Please ma, I'm 17years old and learning and I've been seeing these words frequently. What's the meaning of WET DREAMS?

Youcharia:
I'm a Sis....

Universal charger /desktop as its fondly called is the one with multiple light that charges only phone battery

you'll have to bring out the battery of the phone and use the desktop to charge ...

buh , I've gotten a solution to my charger tho...and I can't describe it here cos its complicated ....I'll have to call you to explain it.

Okay. I know a universal charger but people say universal charger is bad for the battery. I'm going to their office tomrw tho cos the phones has got so much issues. The battery,charging port also the power button...Lemme hia what they wanto say first...

Youcharia:
We are in the same boat...
Although , I went to their customer care and had the USB changed , it started charging fine till a month after..I went back this past Saturday and still got a new one .worked fine up on till this morning ...

I'm done...going to get a universal charger (desktop)

Bro, I've decided to get my own personal boat by getting an Iphone or at least Samsung.

Gionee Splus durability wasn't tested b4 marketing the phone.

By the way, what do you mean by the bolded "Universal Charger"?

Arbiola:
Guy you too wicked

Lol you don come back to this account again.

Madam Toulouse abi na PSG, sidan one place ojere. You call these fun facts challenge?

Two boys for Agege here, only them dey push Tipper wey break down....and sand dey inside the tipper...


Why she no kuku come back abi she wear anchor or wrecking ball for leg??

Is there anyone else having issues with their Gionee Splus charging speed. I charge for 27hours to get 90%....