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juhan:
Lol

Why do ye laffeth?

Martinola:
lol

Why do ye laffeth?

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You were expecting.....

Sleemg:
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ZeM-M-M?

Sevyn Streeter ft Chris Brown - IT won't stop...

sphinx92:
This is one of my favourite picture for sure. Coco and Mo "before meets after"

This is beautiful. With the right camera this could be something....

sphinx92:
Mo and my amazingly annoying sister

Why don't you keep this memory in a photograph. It's worth a billion diamonds.

Dabss:
Kaduna State is expected to benefit to the tune of $350 million to enable it implement its development plan including policy and institutional reforms.

$350 million for policy and institutional reforms .

Maybe na "Golden" policies them wan roll out...

GentlemanUnltd:
1. Even when you want to break up, do it peacefully because you might again meet and need the person in future.

And....

2. Never you trust a woman, even when they seem loving and caring, they can easily backstab and betray your love and trust for them.

Finally...

3. Women, I mean all women have one problem or another, you can only know this when they become close to you. Its either she is facing family problem, or her past still hunt her, or she is facing financial problem, or she is facing academical problem, or she sees her period irregularly or she is always having stomach ache, or she finds it hard to love or .... just too numerous to mention.

To those ladies that intend to quote me and post trash, kindly know that I am not a kid in age and as at the last count I have dated 22 girls, from almost all tribes, religion, etc, so I know what I am saying, Nigeria women are all problematic.

And an advice to my fellow men...

4. Use every opportunity to fvck your gf pussy whenever it stares at you because she could dump you for another guy the next day morning no matter how much she claim to love you.

Final whistle...

5. Women crave for dick more than men crave for pussy.

May God continue to bless you. Your helper will locate you this week. You know Nigerian girls so much. You've describe like 7 of my exes just now.

Jayson1:
How long did you stay with your grandmother?

Lmao You Are Mad Lmao hahahahahahahhahaha Yeeeeee!!!! Hahahahahhahahaha !!

HumanistMike:
Okay, how how do you reckon males should be treated?

If I understand this write up of yours, you are saying that the Male child has already been given a story; one filled with neglect, one where it is okay for male child to be stupid and act as he wants- but the major solution to all those challenges there is to eradicate poverty in that nation. Poverty leads to illiteracy and illiteracy leads to stupidity. A good example would be USA in contrast to Iraq/Nigeria. You wouldn't see an American Male child getting involved in acts of terrorism because he KNOWS too well that he should channel his "need to protect his pride" through creative thinking and acquiring wealth legally. Unlike Nigeria where the Male Children especially from the North are potential monarch rapers and terrorist because they have no idea of how to channel that 'Maleness' into productivity because they've seen their elder one's go into it, they've seen it on TV. Poverty is the Main Engine of Male Child Waywardness.


There are several other factors that affect the Male Child's behaviors. Like the parenting skills and also like you suggested, the things they, we see on the TV. It affects the rich ones the most.

HumanistMike:
I am impressed you noticed the world does not recognise challenges facing males.

Where you fall short is your lack of concern. You tow the Nigerian line of ridiculing to correct. The word Ridiculing used here is just a fancy euphemism for Insult.

I will assume you asked your self why males behave like we do. What answer did you get?
You focus on the How. The key to understanding a situation is the Why. So what do you think the Why is?

The Why is not a lack of Boy Child Day. Rather, it is the attitude your letter put across concerning the Boy Child.
The Boy Child is just as vulnerable as the Girl Child but you failed to recognise this in your post despite you being a male. You dismissed it to immaturity. It is not.
The Boy Child acts these ways due to a lack of purpose-built attention.

This attention can not be prayed into existence. The effects of the lack of attention can not be wished away.
From your piece, it is clear you'll make the same mistake most parents make with their male kids.

As a reference frame, to be an actor, you practiced a lot. An Engineer/Doctor passed a tonne of courses (both academic and professional) to be fit to practice. Conversely, what training have parents, yourself inclusive, passed to be a parent to a boy/girl? How many books on parenting have you read? How many books on age and gender sensitive psychology have you read? How versed are you in the pattern of development of the male/female brain?

There is a lot to raising kids. What most parents do is Wash-Rinse-Repeat. They do to their kids what they enjoyed their parents did to them. Stuff they had done to them by their parents that they didn't like, they don't do to their kids.

This method grossly hinders the proper development of the male. The females under the same circumstances will fare better because there are lots of materials on girl child nurturing. There are government and feminists inputs that parents or society can source from (sometimes unconsciously) to guide the female while the males are left to fluke it.

Inputs from the media are terrible as well. Even cartoons depict subtle violence against men plus a dose of emasculation of the male. For example, a cartoon showing a debate scene between a boy and a girl must end with the girl winning or being violent with the boy. She may shove him, slap his head, call him a jerk etc. In addition, most movies and TV commercials are misandric. Let's take the movie 300 as an instance. Right at the beginning when the black messanger came to deliver the message, he was having a normal conversation with Mr 300. All of a sudden, his queen came from
no where and used the word Idiot (or stupid) on him (the messanger). This her action was partly the reason for the male on male violence that ensued. In fact, she greenlighted the violence. I bet 99% of the people that died in the war were men!

This manipulation and male dumb-down is not foreign only. It's in your profession as well. Name one home video or sit come where the male wasn't ridiculed. There must be an Usman or Okon that the Oga or his wife will shout at to open the gate. The Usman will then walk like a baboon to go open the gate thus disgracing the whole gender.
Even if Onga or Semo or Indomie or whatever is to be advertised, it will depict the female eating like a human being and the male swallowing and finger licking like an...in fact...
The one that gets under my skin is the sitcom The Johnsons. Efe! Okay how are people like Efe auditioned? Do the producers say "okay we will need an imb.ecile and it must be a male imb.ecile. We don't want a female imb.ecile because we don't want bad role models for the girl child. Please find me a male that can mumu pra pra. Okay Efe, na you? Fine boy like you? Oya mumu let's see if your mumu has enough experience to be the chosen one. Feel free to add a touch (or hand) of individuality"
The target audience of these shows are males of developing ages. Since TV is very influential (that's why you are popular to begin with) how do you expect the young males that watch this to behave?

The implication of this as it concerns the male child is the chances of failing is higher than that of succeeding. Contrary to what many think, failures know they are failures. They know! Their sense of pride diminishes. Consequently, they try to get back that sense of pride. Keep in mind, this sense of pride is not "male pride" or ego. It is thesame pride quota that is in the female. It's the pride quota every human have. It is the same pride quota that will make a 5yr old child embarrassed if they get scolded by their parent while before their classmates. It is the same sense of pride that makes us all look in the mirror before leaving our houses. It is what makes us wear clothes instead of going naked. Bottom line is, no one likes to be in an embarrassing situation.

The problem is society has demonised the "lack of sense of pride" effect of the male. Thus, we all become unforgiving towards the male child. Recently, a young black male was killed in the US and Obama's comment on it impressed me. He said these boys didn't do stuff worse that what he did when he was young, the difference is society was more forgiving back then. If Ms Cucumber were a male of the same age with the same circumstances, the DSS would have raided his house by now and it will not be the end of his ordeal because there will be vegetarians from all over the world calling for THE FULL GROWN MAN THAT WAS AWARE OF HIS ACTIONS to be charged with se.xually assaulting an innocent vegetable in cold blood.

These days, jungle justice and shaming language are used to attempt to correct the male child. You even used the latter in your letter. The effect is, you will push the male child away. He won't tell you his reasons for fear of being shamed thus, we will all lose the only other means of understanding the male. The 1st option is for us to read it up but we don't read.

Clearly, the reason why some males act like that is a lack of sense of pride. It is linked to poverty and poor education. When society erodes the male pride, it gets to that point the male MUST attempt to get that pride quota back. To do this, he uses his maleness. What is maleness? Basically, maleness is the reason why we have planes, skyscrapers, education, computers, internet, crude oil, running water, medicine, government etc. It is just that in this case, the emasculated male uses his maleness for evil. It is all he's got left and he wasn't trained on the positive ways of using it or he wasn't given a chance to use it for good.
What does it take to insult, pick a gun, design a bomb, adulterate drugs, put plastic in rice, call women names (so they can come to his level), be violent etc. If you notice, the drive scientists have is the same drive hardened criminals have - they don't give up.

When next you see a male going astray, bring him close and advise him. Put him on a scholarship. Point him in the right direction. Let him know his is just as important as the female. Let him know his life is worth as much as that of the female. Put him on a trade. Teach him how to fish as that is the sole source to getting that sense of pride that's the building block of a well rounded male.

In addition, intervene when you get a movie script that depicts men and boys in bad light. Put forward materials that speak about the ills of females insulting males. Raise your daughters to respect men and boys. Raise your daughters to not insult a male just because he is of little means. Enlighten the public that men and boys are not defacto imb.eciles for movie props. Our depiction as being foo.ls is not supposed to be the main entertainment theme for the masses.

Women won't do it for us. Linda Ikeji has a Teach-How-To-Fish scheme aimed at only females which is funded by money she makes from both genders. The president's wife has hers and again, it is funded by public money being realised from both genders. Your daughter is probably drafting one. So, you, which male-help scheme are you working on other than male bashing? Women advice young ladies on the art of manipulating a man (e.g. 300) or the art of seduction. Older women give younger ladies wisdom. Older men don't advise us on how to know when we are being manipulated by women. Older men won't give us jobs. They would rather shame us.

Look around you. Chances are, everything you see that was not invented by GOD was invented (and are still being maintained) by males. Therefore, imagine the fate of a society that chooses to ignore the unique developmental challenges of the Boy Child.

I am not asserting males will act right when they have money. Rather my point is, it will be difficult for a male with a legit and decent revenue stream to be a menace to society.



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I don't think I've read a better piece than this since I was born. Did you draft this yourself sir?

FODA:
The draw is yet to complete,abeg is it true that Chelsea will play shooting star?

You didn't hear?

Chelsea would have played their own UCL with Chapecoense FC.

RIP Chapecoense.

wahabian:
madrid vs napoil- over 2.5goals
benfica vs dortmund -
bayern vs arsenal- over 1.5goals
sevilla vs leicester -sevilla +1
psg vs barcelona -over 2.5goals
monaco vs mancity- monaco to score

Ira.

PSG v Barcelona 0 - 2

If Arsenal fans keep on wailing about the draw with Bayern then they are not worthy of being in the "CHAMPIONS" League. It's a tournament of Champions for goodness sake. If they cannot win Bayern then they should work their way into Europa League and settle for less.

LegendaryArnold:
Sanchez will compete with a Robben, and do they have an Ozil? Konscienly and Mustafi are better than Boateng and Hummels statistically (Arsenal haven't lost when both start) Perez is even a better goal scorer than Costa..Walcott is in a better form than Muller..and Cech is equally as good as Neuer, if not better sef

That's why its called football. Take your stats and shove them in the mud. First Half, that same off-form Muller would net three insane goals.

ominilongest:
shey obafemi mertens??..mtcheew

Some people funny gan. Napoli no fit see draw for Madrid hand for Napoli house sef.

I have seen too much movies but I'll try to recon.

1) Home
2) Storks
3)The Accountant
4) Mike and Dave Needs Wedding Dates.
5) Slash
6) The Mechanic
7) Sausage Party
Nerve
9)Zootopia
10) Captain America
11)Deadpool
12) The Jungle Book
13)Finding Dory
14) Kubo and The Two Strings
15) Sing Street (I'm connected to this movie)
16) The Fits
17) Star Trek
18) Kung Fu Panda
19) Blood Father

I can fall for anything in a song. Can be beat alone or sync of instruments or that high pitch or the rhythm.
Songs that get to me the most are the ones that are played as BGM in movies.

Le Festin - Ratatouille
Why Did You Come - I Hear Your Voice (korean)
B.J Thomas ; Raindrops - Forrest Gump
Twenty One Pilots - Ride

MsDelilah:
I doubt if Zlatan would make such a grammatical blunder. You can never be him.

Ayaf Die ohhh. Lmao. Chai!...I need to meet girls like you!!

Jewelll:
Travis Scott on the left side, The Weekend on the right, Jhene Aiko living in the same house.

My N.igga!

#JheneAiko #TravisScott

I also want TwentyOnePilots living nearby.
Donald Glover (childish gambino)should squat with me too.
Alexandra Daddario living opposite. So I'll look at her eyes every morning and know that there is God, the creator.

SlimAdenike:
There is a high possibility of nollywood releasing a movie called "Olajumoke omoge oni breadi" in the nearest future.

Hello please reply my mail

JixNation:
Looks like a toad that's castrated under Benue sun.

Dude Why?


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sweettease:
It's an insane horror comedy movie series. I really enjoy their comedic way of portraying the horrific gruesome theme but not every one will enjoy the series. It's 50/50. You either want more and more of it or find it too unrealistic. At the end, you'll have to see it to know, it's up you.

Congrats. I was just jejeli passing by and you sold Scream Queens to me. Now I have to stay awake tonight.

Jadoskii:
Wadup nairalanders. I'm currently watching the ongoing convention at the comfort of my house in kaduna, and it has not been easy with my dad around. I'll be writing about my funny experiences, enjoy.

Lemme give you a little bit of intro.

My dad is an elder in Living Faith Foundation (different from living faith). My mom is a deaconess, and I attend Redeem....

My dad and I have always been at loggerheads about my spiritual life. He believes I'm spiritually cold unlike him a fire brand man, coupled with the fact that I'm not in any department in church (chairman Bench Warmers Association) and only attend Sunday service has not made things easier..

We talk about anything (politics sha) but when it comes to spiritual matters, k leg go dey.

I'm a simple Christian,I try to avoid any wrong doings (lying,stealing etc),my policy is 'witches don't disturb me nd I'll leave u alone' so we can both sleep at midnight, a win-win situation..nd I only av one girlfriend....I don't fast much,I pray few mins a week...just low-key stuff.....
Now that holy ghost convention az started,tinz az bin quite funny..lets go.

ON TUESDAY DAY ONE
The program started on Tuesday, at 8pm the TV was already on, we have this strong decoder we were watching from (the most useless decoder in the world) it has 95% of Christian channels. I was seated beside my dad on the couch in the living room. He wants to be pinching me should in case I start to doze off. But by master Jesus Grace I didn't.

I was doing okay (standing up doing prayers, jumping during worship,we even paid offering at home, mmm my papa shaa) my dad was quite impressed, for my mind I just want make time go make daddy adeboye start his sermon...

Finally daddy adeboye was on the pulpit. After his usual intro of prayers and worship, he asked to open our bibles to Joel (I can't really remember the chapter and verse). I totally screwed up when I said Joel is not in the bible na maybe daddy made a mistake. My daddy first looked at me, shook his head and told me to stand up and find the book of Joel. I started sweating. I didn't even know where to start from. I started opening my bible one by one from Genesis. Not until my dad flung sofa pillow on my face with succinct accuracy,I was stunned. He sha preached about how an elders son does not know his way around the bible. That he was ashamed, I just nodded, me that my mind was elsewhere...

He asked me to recite the books in the old and new testament. I started at genesis and stopped at Ruth then jumped to the new testament, started at Matthew and stopped at John. He was just shaking his head. Hmm..he told me to learn all the books in three days, and I must recite it to him..

Finally Daddy Adeboye was through, he started listing the 3 prayer points to seriously pray on (blood sucking demons, leakage, can't remember the 3rd one). So I used it as an avenue to win over my terrible night. So when the prayers started, I was jumping up and down.

Scabbashing, walking around, casting out evil spirit. I even prayed that a cat disturbing us at night should die. I looked at him with the corner of my eye and I saw him staring squarely at me. I just bone face and continued. When we rounded up I ran into my room immediately to avoid any other story. Did Airtel 25 naira for 500 naira sub to download the series scream queen......phew Wat a day....

Wednesday coming shortly....

I have an assent, an assumption and a question.

On the "witches don't disturb me and I'll leave you alone" thingy, I totally agree with you bro! That's exactly my motto.

I assume the sad decoder we are talking about here is Startimes....

My question is...Scream Queens... is it very interesting? I've got a crush on Emma Roberts, Keke Palmer and Ariana Grande..but I don't want start something bad and later hate myself because I'll have to finish it.

Apart from Gionee Splus, all other Gionee products are solid good.

Gionee Splus always gives Charging Issues. Battery Lasting Issues and Power Button Issues.

She's definitely going to lose half her fan base with that man face. She don Phuck Up her career

All along I was crushing on her make-up.

Donald3d:
My brother na boredom cause am o,me wey suppose dey code, NEPA no gree gimme light,abi light dey ur house make i come tap small volts

Lolll... Light na fable for here oh. Light na the story wey grandpa dey tell those children to put em to sleep.

Donald3d:
Am i the only one who can see two monkeys practicing the art of reproduction ?
Male monkey : Bebe u look buriful.
Female monkey : Pls leave me alone i have a Bf
MM:Bebe it doesn't matter, i will give u anything u wnt ,just check out my new ride... the yellow one over there.
FM:Oooooooo myyyyyyy goooossssh,can we hop on it?
MM:Bebe anything for u as far as i can hop on u too,hehehee,u know what i mean naa...
FM:You are even free to hop into me*smiles sheepishly*
MM:Even monkey style ?
FM: Awwww u are the cutest monkey i have even seen....so sweet
*They hop on the vehicle*
*Monkey sounds take over*huhu hahaha hahaha huhu hu

You get time