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Life is slowly becoming a game of GTA with Cheat Codes

ebenezer4o2:
See pics at at yesterday, massive merging.

Please could you add me to the group 081-8096-7530

I'm the kind of person that likes utilizing instruction step by step. Especially when I'm not a master of the thing. I'm no master of exams and I don't like to form badoo. So I'll do all the things the lecturer stated...The lecturer is a maggot

2dice01:
no ..last try

Seriki? Ycee?

If Nicki Minaj can be the face of Pepsi, VivaGlam...why not a church ot God?

Carries my bible in armpit, frogjumps out of nairaland.

People are expecting too much from Johnny Drille o.

Nigeria! We mad gan ni. I don't know which country they even emulated with those small yellow chonkolo ugly buses.

Why not look at highly populated nations and use their transport system.

Ukeachu1:
Chai. You are weeked

He's what?

HermesParis:
Has Ambode started recruiting the "Graduate conductors"

Below the belt man....not even below...you have squeezed his balls.

It cannot pain him like that nau...shebi he is Banky W

MicKaro:
Moonlight deserves Best picture, Casey also deserves his own award. Negga should have won best actress's. LA LA land reminds me of titanic, nostalgia of the old days, Hollywood being in love with itself.

Exactly my thoughts. I was expecting an award for Passengers though.

Casey Affleck for Manchester By The Sea.

His acting was so amazing. He'd make you forget that it's a movie. Worth best actor!

Kachi188:
MTN: 500mb for N25 valid from 12am to 4am
GLO: 1GB for N200. valid from 12am to 5am

I don't even think there is anything to think about..

Hello brother. That MTN 500mb for N25, can you repeat the sub that sane night? To accumulate to like 2GB?

slamstanlee:
I did mine for free, my friend did his the following week. It a general splus ish, take it to their service center. Free. But if you broke the screen you would pay N21,500

I shattered my screen. No ink tho. Just the screen that's broken but the touch pad is working fine. How much would it cost to repair?

Uzoraustin:
Let it pinch you well so that next time you won't buy under size shoe.

Hahahahahahhaa

The O.P right now;

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/crying2.gif

izzou:
From the highlighted above, it's clear you don't love him. You just want him for your financial needs.

You better carry bread like Olajumoke, or better still, date your landlord

You this guy

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jorlol.gif

Tolams16:
Your country dey suffer....u go dey dance for liberia......later u go come dey argue with ppl say u get sense.

See As You're Angry, When You'll Be Doing MMM Kakiri

Stop Hating And Double Your Hustle Ojere

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jorlol.gif

If there was an award for 'Man that'll do anything for the money'....Mr Ibu is taking that one home...

PiccoloBrunelli:
OP I'm just imagining you. Stick in one hand. Blackberry Bold 2 in the other hand. Rummaging thru waste and refuse all over Lagos State. Searching for used condom and eggshells.



And when Bae asks you "How was work", you'll say "Work was fine."

Haha...he'll be like 'work was Trashy'..

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TrapQueen77:

Lmao

By doing MMM

He's not that tall. If he takes off those boots his height would be be just right...

Ajusshi:
Did you even read the post?

You're in Korea and don't know how to spell Ahjussi?

Why are Polytechnic graduates left out of the programme?

soberdrunk:
I dont like "Amaechi" and "rail" in the same sentence, it brings back sad memories

Lmao
Let's just hope that this time will be different.

sarrki:
Now we have a faithful servant at the helms of affairs

God bless muhammadu Buhari

God bless federal republic of Nigeria

You nailed it with this reply like a boss!

adewumiopeyemi:
5. ‘Whatever’
Sorry is your name if you say this.

Men do not say that word...

dubemnaija:
I am not talking about cars being parked at owner's risk. Read the place they said about not being held responsible from any damage that might be caused due to their carelessness or negligent .....

Some Nigerians do not even understand grass level contracts/stipulations.
Just Imagine! They said they'll not be responsible for the loss incured caused by omission from the owners...!! When they are at fault..