₦airaland Forum

Abia1stboy:
You are not from southeast but more interested in southeast affairs. Who does that. Well Abia state is cursed, I know you are my brother from there. Come let's make it to come out of shithole

Abia1stboy:
You are wasting your time. Those guys said the bitter truth. Abia state is cursed and worst state in Nigeria, I know that's your anger. No matter how angry you are it is better to face the bitter truth. Stop attacking people that told you the bitter truth about our Abia state. Inugo

leicestercamper:
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Just look at what this Aba illiterate posted. Have you seen why you all cursed in Abia state. Yiu have a cursed state, you have a cursed governor, you have a cursed land, you have a cursed people.

Now the curse has affected you because you are a cursed fellow from Abia state. I spit on you, I spit on your Abia state. Bunch of dirty useless people. Your urgent response is needed.

Elementary lines! Your retorts are burdened with desperation. You're a tiro in the art.

Let's begin: I'm not from the South East and don't even reside in the States you mentioned. But one thing is clear; you're not only jobless, you're unemployable.

Your penmanship also mirrors your life; little education, disorganised , limited world outlook and completely lacking in focus.

If your life were a juice, it wouldn't be worth the squeeze!

You're what we call a miserable waste of humanity.

PS...why are you suddenly writing in emboldened fonts? Because I did? Emotional porous cunt is what you are!

leicestercamper:
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Why are you crying all over the place? You quoted someone that is minding his business out of your frustration, hopelessness, uselessness, worthlessness etc. By the way are you from the cursed Abia state? Because you took is very personal in anger.

What type help do you need to fix your miserable life? Your parents committed abormination when they decided to born you. Just one condom could have saved the world the curse you brought with you. I spit on you, i spit on your useless parents[/b].

See how dry , empty and completely bland your comeback is when you don't have to copy me? Scatterbrained dopey

I'm genuinely concerned about your personal hygiene and mental health given the sheer amount of time you invest here in painting other states black

At 30 years the highpoints of your life is still hustling to be nairaland's most notorious state troll?
This is the kind of stupidly that keeps slowing down the uplink of Nairaland servers!

I don't blame you at all, I blame your mother's horrible marital choices!

Idle idiot!!!

leicestercamper:
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But in all honesty you sound more pained, hopeless, depressed, frustrated, etc

You need to fix yourself

You need psychiatric help?

You need mental balance?

Broken heart?

Broken finances?

Broken home?

You really need help more than the guy you quoted. Thank me later

I aksed you a question, I didn't need your cheap imitation of my lexicon used back against me.

This one is completely lost to shame and dignity

I see over 60% of your post is spent bashing other Eastern states while you claim to be from Anambra


You need to sit down and take an inventory of your unproductive life if you have this much free time on your hands.

I know you're way past 20 but your parents should still consider late term abortion to heal all of Eastern Nigeria of the disease of your acidic existence.

Digital vagabond!

InternalAuditor:
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Just look at this frustrated Aba miscreant that his Abia state is the worst state in Nigeria.

You don't even have a state because Abia your state is dead.

Every other state could talk but that a cursed fellow from the cursed miserable Abia state shouldn't be talking.

You and your entire family and everyone from the cursed Abia state will not make heaven until you cursed people denounce the cursed shithole called Abia state.

JaceBlaze:
...in which the negotiations led to your government dropping the $5,2 bn fine to $3,2 meaning you forfeited a whooping $2 bn to MTN. Again it's a chess not checkers,which by the way you still lack the mental wherewithal to master

Think of what MTN rakes in yearly from you in relation to the fine they had to pay and recognise the fine was just a drop in the ocean


Ohh and few years later you carved a Zuma statue and named an entire street after him,an honour he is yet to get in his home country.



Coviadhaaaaha

JaceBlaze:
So 2017 to now = equals 7 years? this is why I think you should have been recommended remedial classes to test your basic intellect.

I had another account before this one and I know I have used that phrase before.I can't believe you are fighting over a word like a rat fighting over bread cramps.You are worse than a bitch.

I readjusted your jungle life with first world sophistications.I deserve graditude from you.

JaceBlaze:
And who is South Africa's government?

See!! the worst slave of them all is the one who doesn't even know the names of his masters.

Meet one of your many other masters.His name is Nkosana Makate,the inventer of "Please call me" SMS .Whenever your broke ass sends a Call Back SMS to your broke daddy because it can't afford units to make a phone call,you you have been lining up his pockets with Nairas


Chess moves

JaceBlaze:
You expect me to go back 100s of pages searching for that?

JaceBlaze:
I have used that word before to shìt on Nigerian economic migrants.It's even more fitting when it's used on you Boko Haram victims than when you try to use it on me


My father had a well paying job and he never had to jump ship to escape his country while yours was scoping Fulani savages from branches for safety


Lezz is calling me a slave when his brethrens are in actual chains in countries like Mali and Togo?...

JaceBlaze:
The last one must have penetrated the bone marrows if you see lezz hissing like this .He even accuses me of stealing words from his tired uncreative epistles.Okay..in my last post I addressed you as "son" and now all of a sudden you're using it as some sort of a punchline in every sentence.Projection much?


Why do you keep talking about Shaka Zulu as if he would not have castrated the entire population of Nigerian men with with no sweat? you can only yap on the net but you and I know afonjas and igbos can't bring it live.

You have this bizarre infatuation with DNA for somebody whose way of life hasn't progressed beyond medieval.You still shìt in the open in 2020.If your lack of progress doesn't say anything about your primitive genetic make up then what is it?


After I gave you world class shopping malls,sophisticated cable TV and taught you how an escalator operates,this is the thanks I get from you?


When your broke ass uses MTN "please call me" SMS do you know that it was a black South African who invented that concept to make your village life better?


What we want from you is appreciation & gratitude.We didn't readjust your jungle life for you to rub shoulders with us.



Stay in the branches you primate!

JaceBlaze:
@ BadBradley


Learn about the pantheon of life.And while at it,learn your rightful place in it.


Stop encroaching in territories of your idols & masters.


Laughing in Covid-19 ....coviahahaha

JaceBlaze:
Coincidence maybe.I mean I don't even read your epistles with much thought.I just go for the jugular as soon as I see you quoted me.


You say you use the word Zulu as collective term to reference every black South African? ...and you wonder why your literacy rate is the lowest in Africa?

JaceBlaze:
The people you mentioned possessed more clout in their pinkie than your entire generational pedigree ever will in their gorilla shaped bodies.Mandela had the world in the palm of his hands,and it's because of his name that South Africans are admired world wide .If I entered America today and mention I'm from Mandela's country they are going to throw roses at my feet.Who's the greatest Nigerian that ever lived?


Lezz is desperately scraping at the bottom of the bowl to find a diss line that sticks haha.You are fùcking with the Lord Maitreya of this Nairaland son! .Show me the stand off with the police or keep your pierced afonja tongue behind your mouth.

This jungle primate is still fascinated by things like air conditioners? no wonder the excursions to Shoprite just to ride escalators.


At least I'm a digital dopey in the confines of my electrified home and running water.Lezz on the other hand is an economic vagabond surviving on UN food parcels

JaceBlaze:
The people you mentioned possessed more clout in their pinkie than your entire generational pedigree ever will in their gorilla shaped bodies.Mandela had the world in the palm of his hands,and it's because of his name that South Africans are admired world wide .If I entered America today and mention I'm from Mandela's country they are going to throw roses at my feet.Who's the greatest Nigerian that ever lived?


Lezz is desperately scraping at the bottom of the bowl to find a diss line that sticks haha.You are fùcking with the Lord Maitreya of this Nairaland son! .Show me the stand off with the police or keep your pierced afonja tongue behind your mouth.

This jungle primate is still fascinated by things like air conditioners? no wonder the excursions to Shoprite just to ride escalators.


At least I'm a digital dopey in the confines of my electrified home and running water.Lezz on the other hand is an economic vagabond surviving on UN food parcels

JaceBlaze:
But it was written by one of your own lol.At least the fella doesn't have his head up his rectum like you,he's fully aware of the hush realities of living in a desolate ghetto like Nigeria.


Now from me to you:

When are you gonna swallow your 2 cent patriotism pride and admit what the entire world already knows and keep your afonja ass moving like a loser you are?

You are: -

- Poorer than India
- Most terrorised nation in Africa,and 3rd in the world
- lagging behind all of Africa in literacy rate
- having eternal electricity blackouts
- Open defecation capital of the world
- tribal & religious bigots


You are subjected to makoko subhuman conditions and you still get the gall to call others disenfranchised?

You are not even equipped with the right genetic composition to tackle me about necessities required for human advancement.You still have to springboard above the sinkholes on your roads to get to the other side of Makoko .These subhumans can't even maintain the vestiges of their colonial masters' civilizations.


I wonder how the admin of this forum didn't gather enough wits and recommended you remedial classes before letting a mentally disabled halfwit like you open an account on this beautiful forum of ours.

JaceBlaze:
As I laugh in quarantine


No long rebuttals embroidered with inflated vocabulary this time?



A quote from your brethren:

If the reason for this back and forth is patriotism, you're doing Nigeria a disfavour because we are yet to even find a footing as a nation.

"Since 1914 the British Government has been trying to make Nigeria into one country, but the Nigerian people themselves are historically different in their backgrounds, in their religious beliefs and customs and do not show themselves any sign of willingness to unite… Nigerian unity is only a British intention for the country"- Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, Lagos, 1948.

60+ years later, Nigeria is not working. Not for me, not for you, not for anyone. Except of course, your definition of working is piling up cash from government patronage, and looking at it. The fact is that even those who are making all that pile of dosh still feel the pain of our "collective poverty" each day. From the sound of power plants in their backyards, to more than the average visit to the motor-mechanic to have their shock absorbers fixed. From having to provide their own personal water supply, to having to provide their own personal security...

HUman behaviour is rather constant given certain conditions, and the conditions within the Nigerian sphere, have been conducive for projecting the worst of human behaviours.

Is it the exacerbated burning conflict in the North central that is at once ethnic and religious; the burnt of the Boko Haram insurgency in the North East region; the high level of uneducated, and possibly uneducatable Nigerians in the North west; the fierce competition for scarce resources in the South East; the proliferation of arms, gangs, and turf wars for control of lucrative, if illegal oil trades in the South-South; or Lagos being ranked one of the worst cities to live in the world, despite 87 long years of Lagos commanding the lion’s share of whatever development came the way of the various zones?

Guy, Nigeria is not worth the argument.

Black South Africans got real issues that we all know they gotta stand up to, and fix. This banter is sick, or is this boredom's fault?

JaceBlaze:
BadBradley read this and he was not pleased

Coldie:
In terms of what exactly?

Cyberterror:
With all their oil revenue, Port Harcourt still looks like an average city with plenty of ghettos around. The first picture tells a lot about how the oil wealth in Rivers State is being stolen by few individuals. Come to Owerri and see wonders. You would think that should be Port Harcourt.

bigpriik:
That's why it's good to marry a virgin.

AskiaHarem:
[b] Don't forget they also come to sodomize there wives and daughters to. [b]

mtisTheQubit:
The United Nations were part of the counting team son..

mtisTheQubit:
ya very desperate son...you embarged on slum competition an ended failing badly..Official Kibera population count done 2019 is less than 200000..but seriously tell me son, what ths ?

Shma:
true.

samorobo:
Forgive him..he is in denial.
He's ashame of the mess Kenya is...trust me it is normal if you are a citizen of such country.