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LorDBolton:
Bruv what u about to hear is a true life story

I had dis chick who I was knacing with my almost 7 inches, so I got this friend who got an 8inch+ dick.

Now he's a braniac who also parties... every girls dream ryt?

So I introduce them to eachother... she starts 'praising the guy' and as an IDGAF guy. I urge her on (you can't cage a hoe ryt?)

Anyway she goes over to his place... gets dicked down, comes home and starts kisssing me

I'm like hey... ain't ya'll now dating? She says he just bleeps like a rabbit, lols.

Guy. Even if na 1-inch cock person get...make dem use am well #simple

I was being sarcastic my guy. How Some one use his dongoyaro is what makes the difference finally.

So dude have time to write all this yada yada but he didn't have time to buy côndoms at his local pharmacy

By the way, this girl could sue him and claim damages.. I don't know if he knows that..

Before quoting me, I am not here to adjudicate there case. They are both adults and should have known better.

Lunagirl:
Do I look like p.inkjacket?

You lost me there.. What does that mean

Lunagirl:
It's your choice dear. I felt more about Moana because I understand what it feels like to do something without the approval of your parents even when you feel strongly about it.

I am right there with you.. Both of them had similar theme but I liked Zootopia better because it added another inspirational theme to it, "believe in yourself"

Lunagirl:
What are you typing?

How i feel

Lunagirl:
Lol. But the fact that it is big is something first. Then if he doesn't know how to perform, then it is his loss.

Any my gain

Lunagirl:
Moana. It's a great animation. It was nominated for Oscar awards but Zootopia won. I think Moana was way better though.

I actually liked Zootopia better.. I hope i didn't break your heart

Lunagirl:
Any rewriting that is not on Nairaland pass my power

No worries, we will create a thread afterwards

RIP

Lunagirl:
Yes na. Size matters 100%.

Me and you need to re-write this story then

I thought they said size matters

Alot of ladies don't know what they want. Very confused set of people...

The guy showers them with gift, he is a mugu. He doesn't he is stingy.

If a guy fücks them well, he is a dog. He doesn't, he don't care about her.

A guy dates lady for a while, she wonders if he really loves her , reminding him all her friends are getting married.. Dude pulls out a ring, the relationship goes haywire... She is not ready

A guy always want to met at an eatery, she wonders why wouldn't he take her to his house. He takes her to his house, oh he wants to fûck her.

But the one that pains me the most is the kind of ladies that checks with their friends and roomate about the relationship. I am thinking, I am dating you or dating all your friends

ChiSun27:
What I meant was that she doesn't know the where about of the dude.

Nice one though.

Thanks.

I am not even convinced with that statement..

You need to dig deep my guy if you are really planning a future with her.

Identify potential matters that are likely to crop up in the future and address them.. I have seen something my guy... Story for another day.

Like always, Cheers!!

Anyways

ChiSun27:
She doesn't know...as he does not come around.

She doesn't know who the baby daddy is? Or she doesn't know where he stays

Bro, my personal opinion, forget about the stigma of single mothers in Nigeria society. We all are humans, we make mistakes.
Some of this slay queen you see around habe aborted countless times but people that kept their pregnancy are perceived as wayward.

But, a very big but there.. Before you proceed, you need to understand the story behind her son, and everything to avoid tearing your future family apart. Remember if dude shows up tomorrow to see his son, are you going to stop him? She might still have a little thingy for the baby daddy remember they have a child together... These and many more are the things you need to put in to perspective before making a decision.

Goodluck

Wow, this sounds like a security guard losing the keys to the gate.

Sorry sir, I would love to help but i can't, I forgot my NL password also that's why i never signout.

Pluto16:
My brother blocked me on WhatsApp just because i asked him to send me money jockingly (because i know he would never send it) .I've never disturb him with anything before or have any quarrel with him.
He is living abroad and he has never send me money or anything before.He always ignored my messages on bbm, whatsapp and facebook. So I asked him money jokingly today, then He replied with just 'lol' then blocked me afterward. Like i have nothing to offer like i can't add any value to his life. Though he is an half-brother, same father different mother. After he blocked me i feel very sad, like i am nobody.
I can't keep it to myself anymore so i decided to share it on Nairaland.

Lalasticlala

Don't worry my guy.. Focus on your life.. Now you know your place or how he feels about you, alteast he didn't tell you Trump is owing him or he sent 20 containers at once , so he doesn't have money. He went straight to block you.

But please dont bear any grudges.

Just focus on your self... Cheers man!

First, try to understand the story of the baby daddy.. Where is he? etc

@ Op this talk heavy for mouth . Imagine some people get N3/$1 then sell them @ N509/$1.

Abeg could you post a link to the video

softwerk:
All female bloggers are getting married while our Aunty Linda Ikeji is still searching for Mr Right even at the age of 42

When eligible bachelor's like Seun and Lalasticlala full ground?!

Hmmm, well sha it's none of my business

You are about to chop 249 yrs ban for bringing Seun and lalasticlala into this matter

Nice shot

Unclad ya sef too whenever she visits

Yesterday they scrapped it, today they scrapped it not...
Today dollar 445, tomorrow dollar 509

Today bubu on vacation, tomorrow he was actually on a medical leave...

The kin news we hear in Nigeria sef...

But on a serious note though...

T

How much is dollar at the parallel market?

Cc: Seun

That custom officer be like na wa ooo , Sango don butter my bread

kinibigdeal:
Why is it so difficult for him to step down?

If he steps down, who will pay all these medical bills?

Astrogeotech01:
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Tokziby:

They are discussing how to steal the jeep behind them

They will still let them walk free.. Yeye people