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Genea:
guys also magarize esp d fair ones

Well I'm not fair and I don't magarize

missyadorable:
I tire oh!

Last week,I dropped my car @ the car wash and rushed to the salon.On my way back,I boarded a cab, sat behind with this guy,he started wooing me! I was flowing along(make I no dey rude na)...I alighted @ the car wash,he also did and followed me, the dude who washed my car said"Aunty,i don finish am tey tey"..i said "thanks" and gave him his money...I turned to look @ my toaster,his face was all frowns..Before I could say anything,he said "Sorry o" and walked away! Hahahahaha!!

Haa Aunty you can lie oo.. shuoo

Genea:
probably he feels d gal takes him as a maga

Yea probably.. but you can't blame him na.. the way you girls 'magarize' us ehn

Emac34:
as for me i cnt abandon my to send card for a lazy girl whoz at home telling me shez tired or what ever
Ok let say she wanna make a call,who did she want to call coz her mom nd dad will b at home by den nd let say am her boo den tell me who she wanna call at dat time

Yes my brother.... 2 points for the guys...

Genea:
seriously can't he gv a gift in good faith...some guys ehn

Lol.. maybe he feels the girl's story is false. But the girl should have just asked straight up ni.. we Nigerians don't like long story

This is fun.. we have here the battle of the sexes... repping the girls are flawlessrebirth.. estharfabian.. genea and co... and for the dudes Love Machine emac34 and co... ladies and gentlemen this promises to be exciting

What sort of silly thread is this

IsiAbuncha:
. . . I don't know your own definition of clean water but the tap at OBS wasn't producing any clean water. In fact that pump in front of female hostel block B had the best water but it was still far from clean. If u weren't in Stream 2 batch B, don't talk cos u don't know what I'm talking abt sir. A certain soldier who called himself la casera was extorting guys at mami, if u no get money to give am u go do frog jump. How many I won talk? I was there myself.

I was in stream 1.. we met la casera.. maybe you guys didn't know how to handle him.. he tried that but it didn't work out.. the guy once seized something from someone and I personally met him.. everybody has a pattern.. koboko and ali are by far the meanest soldiers. Maybe they contaminated the obs tap water oo.. cos it was better than the pump.

IsiAbuncha:
If the devil gets posted to Cross-River he'll ask for redeployment I'm sure. What do they have in camp but bullshit? The water is dirty, the soldiers are annoyingly strict! I don't know who they think they are! Someone in mami told me he was selling clean water some years back and the camp officials asked him to stop, what is that? You can't provide common clean water for graduates, you treat them like animals and u want the future of Nigeria to be in reasonable arms? Naaa, u can't plant beans and harvest garri. The likes of La Casera and co can't make heaven, the state as a whole has nothing to offer, the loud noise about tourism (obudu/tinapa) is the face of deceit, the only oil they have is palm and groudnut, “No Crude Oil” so don't be decieved. I'm glad I fucking redeployed, that state is casted! Transportation cost is mad with their freaking bad roads, travelling from Obubra to Calabar for give me miscarriage if to say I get belle, the roads be like road to hell fire. I can go on and on, Ill save the rest. To my men Ahmed, Shola, Kelvin, Francis "Nero", rooom leader Joseph, Platoon 2 football captain Eric, Okpara, etc this is your man C-Boy (Hostel C, Hall 4) ... Glad and proud I saw bullshit and made it through.

Oga stop blowing things out of proportion biko.. the state isn't that bad and the soldiers aren't too strict as compared to most camp.. the water running at the obs building is better and that guy that told you that is lying.

kendrick9:
this film will easily beat the $1bn mark

You guys are over hyping this movie oo.. people would set an impossible bar for this movie and may end up disappointed

Rose2014:
Uche Mefor is in a very high spirit right now on radio

What a joyful day for Nigerians

Aunty you're still in Nigeria

Speechless3:
I thought they said hausas are naturally beautiful and they dont need make up

If that's you on your profile pic.. you too fine to the talk like this na... ayam disappoint

princemi:
do u use d follow come charger?

Yes.. could be caused by different things tho.. the usb could be the culprit..

princemi:
No never...I guess it's ur moniker dat's influencing it

Or a faulty battery

princemi:
no, how abt u?

What about discharge while plugged in... do you experience this at times?

The movie could be a 3 hour exciting movie or a 3 hour bore.. personally the new trailer actually killed my anticipation.. especially when Diana made her entrance.. looked tacty. Nothing really exciting about it...

Maybe someone should trash a bomb in your belly so you'd finally blow.. wannabe celebrity..

Omg... nobody cares

Nigerians see celebs as mini gods.. so kcee is buying bread and akara.. and it's a big deal.. rubbish news...

Baba say na bumb short sha...

Wollup.. empire wipes the floor with power..suspense toh bad.. story nko.. power tussle nko.. empire is bae...this thread has been derailed sha

Op we can't give any advice because we don't know how one can be 'slabbed'

Some guys no just get sense.. dem don rush dey upload.. perhaps they're hoping to get laid

princemi:
it does dat every time. At 1st I was worried as well

Phew.. I thought it was just me.. hope it's not a problem sha..

princemi:
haha, it is? I Neva knew. Anyways, I only use it to browse

Does your alcatel charge extremely fast sometimes . Mine does that and it's scary

Stream 2 people how are you guys enjoying our beloved obubra

Op say the truth.. you guys are involved in serious BDSM ... he beat you blue black and GREY ba

Op you no try sha.. see how you contorted yourself and grabbed her neck in the name of kiss.. then your hair sha.. how many packs of hair dye .. she come keep face like generator wey no gree start...

Onila do us all a favour.. deactivate your account.. that would be the best thing you will ever do

CAMNEWTON4PRES:
You sister was a pro biafra and she had all the rights to be one . RIP to her and sorry for your loss . she looks very pretty btw

Just read your post.. because it wasn't you that lost someone to this rubbish ba

OreMI22:
[size=14pt]Buhari will turn a peaceful protests into an armed resistance very soon.

Let him keep ordering soldiers to shoot the unarmed protesters because they are southerners.

Meanwhile, Shiite muslims demonstrated last week and not even one policeman was sent to stop them. But if it is christians protesting, armoured columns of the military will be deployed to shoot them.[/size]

If you're a true Christian you wouldn't be in support of this mess