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Firstboi01:
7. You're out in the compound, then the sound of the TV or Fridge suddenly stops. That dark feeling that envelopes you, you start peeping to confirm your worst fears like:

hahaha! I can relate

Firstboi01:
5. There's been light all through the night but you forgot to plug your phone before you slept... Then they take the light shortly after you wake up in the morning:

Jeez! Na this one pain pass

Maybe the people who say Jews were black are right. Black Africans keep selling their own into slavery

MzEddytan:
May 13 is getting closer. God forgive me for my wrong deeds.

but you are too fine to not have sense na

myztqal: Just for 2 hours and I have been trying to explain. If anyone had told me he would be like this, not wanting to see me at all, despite everything....he asked me to block so many people begging for my ex and I did. I lost all my friends cos I fought them when they were supporting my ex. Just 2 hours that I blocked him now, he is so mad at me. what of the numerous people I blocked because of him.

op, you sef na puppet? You keep following orders to block people when it's your own account. I hope you realize that you have the ability to make decisions on your own.

The dude is insecure. Any guy with the '-spermia' thing would be too. It's a shame you think telling the world about his condition would make him feel better about you.

3 months. I don't do random sex with strangers. I have to get to know if the hole is worth my golden dick.

philipobiz:
What's your proof that this is fake news. Google the news, its all over the internet. There is no smoke without fire. Trump media department have not come up to refute the claim. Or are you now the spoke person of his media unit?

oh please! Don't be so gullible and sentimental just because it is what you want to see.

I checked it up before concluding that it is fake news. No single reputable American news outlet reported it, and the blogs that did simply copied and pasted the same thing. One even edited theirs hours later to admit that the news is fake.

Does the Trump that tried to ban immigrants of a certain religion and that is thinking of building a wall to keep out neighboring Mexicans sound like a person that would tell about 170,000 Russians to come over to America because Russia banned their religion?

Without attachment hair? Are you blind bro?

I am disappointed that a lady wrote this. I wonder why many ladies rate their worth by the presence of a man in their lives.

Being single is far better than a nightmare marriage, better than being a divorcee (from rushing into a bad marriage), and certainly better than being murdered by one's jealous spouse. But then we are Africans, hardly ever able to recognize what is more important.

I don't know why you guys keep on trying to diagnose single ladies as if it is a disease being single. When the ladies struggle to get married to escape the backlash from well-meaning busybodies, we again bash them for being desperate.

Seriously, leave single ladies alone. Women aren't born simply to get married to some random dude someday.

So because the crested vest is there, everything else is also 'NYSC outfit'? If anyone wears the crested vest on jeans, the jeans would also be NYSC outfit, right? Many of una too dull for this Nairaland sef

Fake news jor

It's not patience, it's cowardice. The typical Nigerian would rather endure the discomfort and grumble in his bedroom. No one wants to land in jail for talking, especially after seeing the way some have been dealt with for daring to say something unfavorable. Just suffer and smile and no one gets hurt.

I hope someday we'd realize that these political leaders are employees (not lords) of the people, and they ought to be held accountable for their (mis)deeds.

adeniyi3971:
No doubt Messi is exceptionally brilliant.. but why is nobody hailing Sergio Roberto, Samuel umtiti, Rakitic, iniesta, Sergio B even stegen? those guys were brilliant too... anyway Focabarça

Yeah, apart from Alcacer, the others did great. Rakitic was on fire. But Ter Stegen impressed me the most. See saves! He has improved greatly since arriving at Barcelona. That guy is on his way to becoming the best keeper in the world.

This would turn out to be false as usual, but I admire his willingness to give bold details like dates.

Some pastors claiming to also hear from God would say "I saw two countries playing a dangerous game that would affect the world if care is not taken... The one that looked for trouble had white in their flag. Pray to God that they don't start world war 3"

Then their sheepish followers would start looking for events that they can pad to fit the vague guesses.

KevinDein:
Messi vs Ronaldo rivalry is a media creation to keep things interesting. It doesn't exist in that a rivalry happens only between equals or almost equals. But Messi in reality is planets ahead of Ronaldo. Messi's real rivals where in other eras; maradona, Pele etc.

Ronaldo is just a very gifted athlete who happens to be fantastic goal poacher. An inzaghi on steroids.

Personally, I believe he's not even the best Ronaldo of all time.

well said.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]At the last minute when Real Madrid have a game in hand.

Keep dreaming!!!

Just wait for Barcelona lose the next two or three games.[/color]

let's bet on it. A game in hand is worth nothing when you'd still lose it eventually

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]You will know what's up when Real Madrid lift the trophy at the end of the season.[/color]

Madrid is going trophyless this season. Want to bet? Barcelona would win LaLiga at the last minute just as they won today's game, and this season is the season Atletico gets to have their revenge on Real.

Even on poor form, Barca > Madrid

One foolish Goal.com writer said we are in Cristiano Era. I hope he chokes on his shame tonight.

Thunder would fire anyone who compares Ronaldo with Messi again! Nansense

Marcelo is easily one of Madrid's most influential players jare. The guy must show himself.

toseen7:
na 4-3-3

4-3-1-2

Misterdhee1:
Exactly. But if Enrique will be wise, i think the formation should focus more on bombarding the midfield rather than replacing Neymar. If Turan isn't fit enough, he should start Dennis Suarez. Gomes shouldn't even make the bench.

I totally agree! That Gomez no just dey try at all. Some people just came to make the squad weaker.

I think he's sticking with 4-3-3. Alcacer with Suarez and Neymar

Anyway, Barcelona till football ends

That's like the most boring sex tape ever. She just lay there doing nothing. Hopefully she has improved.

It would have been better without the leaf in the way.

I always knew the RFEF would ban Neymar for the classico. They would have preferred Messi though. Now we are forced to field Alcacer... That short-one player. I'd have preferred Turan if he was fit.

This Barcelona squad needs a huge overhaul, and it looks like only a loss to Madrid of all teams would make the Barca board sit up.

For the sake of Messi though, I hope Barca win. That guy has been awesome even when the rest players have been below average. He is the main reason the LaLiga is even still a race.

bangalee1:
Change Begins with Me abi,
Force all public office holders to use this phone and let's see how it goes.
#ChangetheChanger

Say something realistic. You can't force people to use a phone when it's not your money they are buying it with.

This could be the most fitting appointment yet by this administration. Nice pedigree.

Please end this power nightmare soon, cos right now it feels like my area is on NIGHT PLAN. They only bring it for less than 3hrs on the nights they even bring it at all, between midnight and 6am. Forget about light during the day.

The matter don tire me.

He looks gay. I wonder why you guys imagine Jesus looks like this.

Inasmuch as I know that little boys get molested sexually and no one gets to hear about it, this one sounds all shades of made up.

An 8 year old innocently said he knows the teacher would have seduced him to have sex with her if he was her age? Stories.

I perceive that the real reason is political. Russia doesn't want American influence, or any other foreign influence. That has always been their way, they are a paranoid bunch. They see Jehovah's Witnesses as an American church infiltrating Russia and turning the people against the government.

They could have come up with better charges though. The extremism charge doesn't fit Jehovah's Witnesses from any angle.

We aren't convinced yet. Show us some backside.