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safarigirl:
It's because 90% of naija guys are like you that independent ladies like me can't get boyfriends. You all love plastic leeches and then come on NL to nag, but since independent women like us refuse to walk about looking like Barbie, you never see us and then say we're all the same. I can never be like the plastic you are with or the ones you will continue to be with if your mindset is not changed

*Clapping* oya make we collabo, I dey lag sha o if u no mind Miss independent

Always pointed that of Kendrick Lemar and M.I to friends, they even have about the same height, infact those guys need to see each other face to face. One more addition, since my mama born me wey I don dey hear Rap, I never see person wey sabi Rap reach Kendrick Lamar.

safarigirl:
the person you're with, says a lot about you. If na plastic girls you dey follow, then you must be attracted to plastic

You guys are all the same na for Nairaland una go dey form Miss independent na LIE!

Women and buying rubbish. Everything wey dey that their brain na to look beautiful like Beyonce, Nicki minaj and Rihanna. My gf go buy buy so tey money go finish con dey ask me for money. I dey mumu give am before manage myself will just have to forfeit that shoe wey I wan buy take change the old one(wey don dey beg me to change am) bt now I don tell myself no b woman I con life con satisfy she dey make her money na to spend am buy rubbish no b me go con dey suffer to make her happy. If she like make she go fu*ck another man for money I DON'T CARE!

seun66:
please is it only engineers they invited for the cbt for lecturing postion?

Got invited too the next step is to know what to expect from the Computer based screening exercise.

Like one guy said on front page, women are still one of the mysteries of the world. You can never finish studying them,they don't know what they want. Men of old that marry many wives are not fools. Infact, they know one woman can't cope with a man's sexual urge that's why to them it's totally normal to marry more than one wife.

Icon4s:
I am on compactplus bouque. I sat down yesterday evening thinking of how to watch this weekend's games as my sybcription will b on till 4th Sept.An sms entered my phone. I intially thought it was one of those unsolucited airtel sms. I opened it and see what I saw: " You scored yourself a sports bonanza! From 14-28 August, DSTV is making all Supersport channels available to you at no extra charge!".

I thought it was a joke or something. I quickly tuned to Supersports5 lo and behold it was showing!

Twas like a miracle. So full Epl mode activated

I got the msg too @ about 3:30pm ystdy Friday 14th of August. Am on compact plus bouquet as well. All sport channels has been opened for me I was able to watch the Aston Villa vs Man Utd game last night and today's matches.

It's surprising seeing such cars here in naija coz the people who own these cars don't drive them out regularly. But in developed countries they drive them out on a regular day. Sometimes I just look @ how unfair life is, some no even get food to eat, while some dey buy and cover up million dollar cars in their compounds. Life is so Unfair.

This guy dey do pass hinsef how much is Tyga worth himself to buy a woman 320,000USD worth of Car. Am sure the guy will pay the Car in installments over a period of mayb 2years.

Pls give us Info on where the CTL office is located in Lagos and who can install it.

EMMAACHILE:
You mean you want to see fta like Sony kix for viewing centre? Why not get a DSTV collective package or go for a large Dish for fta/account view or use canalsat 7000 subscription.

Tell me how and where to get canalsat and how much it cost for its subscription.

naijafella:
Somebody needs to call this guys to order.For me,i have stopped complaining. I got an option.

Brother abeg I need urgent help can I get ur contact.

I must confess I feel so very bad abt it, I just opened a viewing centre only for them to shift all the EPL matches from SS3 to SS5 after increasing tariff from 7,000 to 9500 these guys are just scammers. Even the small bars around my area can't show today's matches only the big bars can afford it.

Truly1:
Yes of course, if you don't know you ask and this is what the forum is for. Check it out on IS 20@68.5e - Sony Kix

Please I need help just opened a VC and I cant afford 16k plus for extra viewing I paid for compact package and noticed they moved all EPL matches to SS5. Pls I need this FTA thing to get back to business

If Benzema comes to Arsenal then Chelsea, Man U and Man city should start preparing for next season not this season anymore.

blackjack21:
couldn't penetrate what? who taught you history? MUMu kawai.

He is right Bro, they couldn't penetrate that's why they negotiated with them to be in charge of the affairs when they leave. The British came in through lagos and first came in contact with the Yorubas and didn't face any resistance, later conquered the eastern part.

Toks2008:
Marketing is the opium of any profitable organization.

While many people prefer the type of job that requires them walking into an office,sit down and attend to clients, they fail to look away from the fact that without marketing,that company will crash in a swift.

The time is coming when employers will pay salaries based on percentage of profits made for the month so whether we love it or hate it,we all better start embracing marketing.

The funny twist is that consciously or unconsciously we are all marketers and most times without benefits.

How many times have you told a friend about a nice meal you ate at a certain mama put?
How many times have you recommended a good product you like to a friend?
Countless number of people are enjoying the health benefits of garlic and pineapple mix because i freely gave an advice on it and if there is a company that is actually selling this i guess i would have earned great commissions from them.

i can not continue to enumerate on the many products and services we all have marketed at one time or the other without even deliberately doing it yet when we are conspicuously confronted with a sales/marketing job, we suddenly develop an appalling attitude towards it.Strange i must say.

You are right my friend, yes Marketing is the opium of many companies and organizations but when employers give outrageous targets to people then that's a problem. I remember when I was looking for a job. Someone directed me to a New Table water company and the manager gave me outrageous target, he told me I would sell 3,000 packs of table water in a month and if I don't sell up to that I won't be paid at all and he told me the company can only afford 20k and I just looked at him and simply walked out of there. How do you expect someone to sell 3,000 packs containing abt 8 table water each in my area where road construction is even going on you can get held up in traffic for 1hour going and one hour coming not to talk of the entire Lagos traffic. How do you even sell 3,000 packs of your own product with hundreds of other products out there in the market also trying to sell their own products.

UrennaNkoli:
Ass ànal fans dey celebrate like sey they win champions league. Chamberlain dey celebrate like sey he score for world cup final. Wenger dey jubilate like sey he win american powerball lottery.
To ass ànal fans, this is just a tray and not a trophy. I can use the tray to serve my dog food.
We shall meet again on sep 19. Na 7-1 u go chop i swear.
Mourinho no need the chain. The small boy wey catch am fit use am chain hin dog.
The winners money ass ànal got from winning nor fit pay mikel salary for 1 week.

Madam I watched the FA community shield build up before the match and winning the plate is worth 6m pounds but to be given to charity homes and foundations across England. So it's worth playing well for if Chelsea had won now they will be shouting "Wenger is a failure and Arsenal is a useless team" but thank God Wenger broke the jinx of losing to Mourinho.


Congrats Arsenal the Gunners

Hazard is a little better than Sanchez, Ozil is a little better than Oscar and Cazorla is little better than Fabregas. Attacking and Midfield wise Arsenal is better than Chelsea but Defensive wise Chelsea is better than Arsenal and Goal keeping department I believe Cech is better than Courtouis just that Mourinho preferred Courtoius to Cech coz of his age and wants to make another goal keeper legend from him. But at the end of the Match, alot will determine the winner like technicality, pace, ball control, insight etc Coming from an Unbiased Gunners fan.

thatnaijabae:
Am not that kind of girl ok.

Ok if you say so then I believe you but with that coke-shaped body you gat there, it will be a bit challenging to get a guy that will trust you coz he knows alot of guys will be dying to have you as their babe. Just take your time before choosing the next guy to date and keep reassuring him that yes alot of guys approach you bt your heart is with him.

Eddodoh:
I stop trusting women since 1816AD when my gf told me she's always at home whenever i called, saw her wit a dude i asked n she said dat he's her cousin.
Lolz!!! Women, using their uncle or cousing's name to deceive & cheat on their guy since d tym of Adam & Eve.

My instinct won't allow me. I had to call some1 i trust to check on her d result was heartbroken. I later discovered dat she got preggy for d dude.

That experience has effect on me today. Ur body language give d guy d reason to suspect u or get jealous.
I have realized dat when u give women 1inch they take 2 inch thinking dat since u trust them, they go out 2 do whatever they want n come back to meet u because u r unsuspecting.

Women are lyk cats. Cats dont pass excreta close to d house n If dey do, dey dig a hole to cover it.
Any lady keepin to many male friends or usually receivin strange calls is a sign or reason to make her partner jealous.

I displayed my jealousy on d street recently when i saw my gf wit a dude i neva know. All I did was dat i ignored her because we were suppose to go to my abode together. Oh mehn!!! She bursted wit tears, crying.

It takes matured minds to handle such ladies or relationship.

I agree with you most likely she gave those guys reasons to suspect her. If she keeps updating her DP's showing herself in different Car front seats, different hotel rooms etc. without his knowledge of your whereabouts then if he doesn't close mark you then he doesn't give a Bleep abt you or love you.

I like this topic of discussion why because am a guy who complains alot abt my girl's attitude and she says she is tired of my complaints. I was the Macho kind of guy when we first started the rship because I didn't really want any girl taking me for a ride sometimes I scold her and she keeps quiet. But along the line I realized and said to myself what am doing to this girl is not fair, I should be showing her love coz she lost her Dad then, only to my surprise the table turned arnd and she seems to be the less emotional person and am now the one whining and craving for her attention even though I still try to remain macho as the man but it's obvious am now very weak and she seems in control now.

quid:
The oil thieves are those SW + northern 1mbeciles looking for oil blocs in another mans land.

Lemme not call you a fool but to be sincere and detribalized. The truth is that, once the list of the names is called out, most of the Oil thieves will come from the North and the SS and few from the SE why because Jonathan didn't really carry Yorubas along in his plans. Yes am Yoruba but many think the Oil thieves are people who Own oil blocks which is majorly the North and the SW but those ones are business men and women. The real oil thieves we're in Jonathan's govt and will most likely b from the North,SS and SE

Some of you complain of traffic in Lagos, that is simply because everyone wants to live and make money in lagos. The amount of buses coming into Lagos bringing people from all parts of Nigeria is alarming, what of the Int'l airport people coming into Nigeria come through Lagos, goods from the ports and so on and so forth. If it's Flood the magnitude of rainfall in Lagos is far bigger (due to its closeness to the Atlantic)than that of hot Abuja a Northern city. If Abuja has the kind of opportunities to make it like Lagos, Abuja will get overpopulated and b worse of than Lagos. People see Lagos as a land of opportunities that's why they troop in daily. During December period, when mostly igbos and other tribes leave to their home towns and villages come to Lagos and see how serene it gets, less traffic, noise etc. so please don't complain, Lagos is a rallying point of all Nigerians, if not it won't be that stressful. Lagos is known for its hotels, beaches and Porsche restaurants you can't get that in Abuja so both has its advantages and disadvantages.

helpee:
I am yoruba but so far I am very disappointed that this Govt is actively promoting ethnic marginalisation of Ndigbo. Igbo didn't vote for APC fine. A democratic Govt should by now make them see reason why they made a mistake by embracing them in his Govt. They said they want Biafra. You said no yet you are marginalising them in their own country. Obama made one of his opponent vice president and the other opponent became secretary of state. So far buhari has only be vindictive. Like it or not, he will divide nigeria faster than radio Biafra if he continues to play his arewa ethnic card.

Point of correction Bro, Joe Bidden was never Obama'. opposition. My candid opinion on this matter is that any igbo that complains about the appointment of principal officers in the NASS is a very big fool why because the South East only produced one House of Reps member from imo under the platform of the APC so how do you expect that one who is only a new comer to be given principal appointment in the House of Reps. Or you want APC to appoint PDP members from South East? Smh!. The igbo nation caused it for themselves so why complain. As far as I know the only appointments made by Buhari so far is the Special advisers, DSS boss, Service chiefs, INEC chairman, NIMASA boss. All these positions the president appointed people he can trust and they are cut across the whole nation except the SE. Igbos should be patient there are still many more positions to be shared across so am sure some of it will be given to them.

Nice write up OP but I object to the issue of annoying caller tunes. Sometimes these Tele comms companies subscribe to these caller tunes without your knowledge and charge you for it.

@Bangerlee1 distance will always be there in a rship at one point or the other, so far we are all aspiring to become better in life. If you have a gf you guys stay close by and she got transferred @ work or needed to further her studies how will that not amount to a long distance rship. Many people get married to people who have cheated before marriage. If they don't tell you and played their games well you will never know. If I look @ the immortality going on with our girls these days, the thought of marriage just fears me. Even me I have had sex with girls in a serz rship and I am in one and d thought of it just scares me like what if am doing to these girls is been done to mine as well. My advice to the OP, she has told u and the thought of it will hunt u. Just do what you feel is best for you.

Hello everyone was just wondering, I don't get to come across job adverts for Petroleum and chemical Engineering graduates on Nairaland and job sites like Hotnigerianjobs. Though I do come across them on Jobberman but seems most of the jobs there are fake because you come across so many Oil and Gas companies with untraceable records and they never specify what they are looking for but quick to indicate the salary range. Please if you know which site is good @ posting petroleum Engineering jobs please comment below.

kayalla:
its not wrong! it wasn't what to wear' it means "what to wear and "where" to go.

I get your point, the OP didn't settle down to get Chris own point just jumped to conclusion. That's what with an exclamation to where (what! to where) like he didn't recognize his new closet and he didn't know ow he got there coz his closet wasn't as big as that before he attained stardom.

prettyJoy22:
Lol guyz are ranting here...its not that serious joor,there are many fishes in the sea

Where are the many fishes, all girls are the same. My advice to guys is to either forget marriage or put up with the rubbish these ladies of nowadays are doing. Marriage is going extinct, women are trouble if you want to live long keep away from them except when you need them for sex coz if you are asking for fidelity, commitment they can never give it. My own gf have complained and complained abt the rubbish things she does all she is concerned abt is buying the latest clothes, shoes, make hair abt 6 times a month and loading her IG with pictures not concerned abt our future together. I just tire for una everything bring money! Bring money ha!