₦airaland Forum

You are sick

How many ta ta ta or towtow-nut rice did you cook before getting this.

eepeepook:
So, wait o, none of the car wash boys have won tens of millions of Naira all this while? Who then are the guys who stake a hundred Naira and win two hundred million Naira?

Those guys exist on newspapers, social media and in your dreams

Trevor125:
Reality has down on me now..i Need a way out asap...o can't continue anymore...

No continue, jaj jay okocha and betking must buy private jet

A real definition of a good girl, this is the kind of girl i can't empty my bank account for bride price.
Jennyclay and ahnie would be very jealous right now.

DevilsEqual:
Well, the major issue here is the guys discussing it on a radio program with thousands of people listening

My problem is how most Nigerians, maybe humans, think its cool for us all to use their opinion as standards on things

Plus, u can lecture him without all these unneccesary direct attacks

Fallacy ad hominem

Exactly, they were even two, 2 simps who were willing to pay 1.5 million for bride price.

Gaspardd:
This guy thinks it all ends at bride Price. The thing is if you don't have Sense, don't ever think of women.

Even if you get her for free.... won't you empower her? Won't you start a biz for her... won't you rent a bigger house cuz of her?...

My point is...it doesn't end at bride Price or it hasn't even started at bride Price.

Simp detected, Death To All Simps.

All you post here are lies, conspiracy theories and propaganda.

What of herpes /warts

Karlifate:
Short time hookup: NGN15K
Bride price: NGN1.5M

Same pussy, different packaging.
LMAO!

Short time olosho is 2000 naira here in my place in gbagada lagos, 99 brothel

Kobojunkie:
You can always save your sense by foregoing marriage entirely. These things no be by force!

Old woman always feel shy when you talk of bones

Johnson225:
@Op.
After carefully going through your posts on this thread.
i think i see through your deceit, you're obviously a paid agent of divide and rule tactic.
I notice how you trying so hard to drag tribe into this.

Is he not right? Are yoruba people not like that, very rude while selling market.

ikeno:
You for kukuma go serve yourself as you no fit get small patient make e reach your turn as per say you meet few persons waiting for their turn.

dis is the sales boy you met at the restaurant with attitude, kabiru the rude restaurant sales boy

DaddyRochie1642:
All these Lamentations are unnecessary

Says a pauper who can't even afford one square meal per day.

I was listening to the radio today, lagos talks 91.3 fm when 2 simps agreed that 1.5 million is okay for a bride price. I was like wtf!
1.5 million can get you a good selfcon and pay for five years rent.
1.5 Million can get you a plot of land in some decent place in Lagos.
1.5 million can even get you tocumbo car for transportation business
1.5 million can even open a free borehole water for your community

Why? Why would you throw away 1.5 million into a over used puzzy that will give you problems, pressure and can even end your life quickly if you don't use your sense.
Only a simp would waste 1.5 million for a Nigerian girl that is street property, even a charity organization would spend wisely.
A philanthropist would not throw away his 1.5 million naira , if cubana want to bless you he would put it on his Instagram so that other people can see it too and help thank the lord. Same with even otedollar, Davido, Press go carry am.
But a simp would use his 1.5 million to marry problem, marry a Nigerian girl with baggage into his house, that same lady you married with 1.5 million would be selling her towtow to highest bidder while in your house.
Simps are the worst set of human beings on earth and that's why guys like us needs to be protected at all cost and appreciated like national treasure because WISE GUYS ARE VERY SCARCE in this country.

90k plus accommodation, that's good i wish i know someone who can operate pure water machine.

Go and hustle in silence, no dey make noise but before that remember a litre of petrol is almost 700, spaghetti is now 1000 naira and tiger gen is 120000.

You be mumu, one day she could just wake up and go to the police or human right and report showing them scratch nd sexual injury u inflicted on her and u are done for.
Nothing wey person no go read for nairaland!

Sccarrr:
Iwobi still show..nice one though , I like the y'all can't break me mentality

At times it's good to use your head and take a back seat o, there are many other players in Nigeria, national team no be soldier work.

NFBI:
What is bad in trusting someone?

Can't someone do the right thing for once?

Infact you have committed a crime for trusting a stranger, you ned to be sentenced, don't you hear that there's no love in the streets, trust no one, shine your eyes, please i need someone that will trust me and pay me money e don tey small.

Op you claim to be wise but you are a complete dundee united, so after paying him money you now went to mobilize army as medicine after death.
Oya use your soldiers to go and arrest him, see obviously that guy is a sharp guy and he's wiser than you, u be mugu and mugu must fall for guyman to chop.
25k might be small but at least it can prepare a good pot of soup. this night that guy go cook better soup with plenty fish and meat for his family to enjoy.

Where's his dick?

Nonexisting1:
She saw a mugu in you and deployed her weapons of manipulation which are pretense and mind games. Like this, you done marry wife unless you deploy your own weapon which is common sense. Fucck your own and move on, just like other tinder users has been fuccking her. I carry olosho the other day and she was about to play the same game with me not knowing I be oloye in such games. The fool was like "you're so gentle with me" not knowing that at my age now, I protect myself from high BP by fuccking at my own pace. Let her statement give you some sense. Saying I was gentle with her body meant that some other clients, probably these small boys that smoke loud everywhere are tearing her pussy apart like football net. Grow sense boy.

Very very useful advice, please are you a grandfather or what?

Are you sure you did not use all your money to bet9ja like dis, how can a human being not have basic things like gas cooker, plate, pot and spoon.
Come abi you wan give us format.

See dem, u want Brazilian hair but you cannot pay for it, jennyclay come and see your junior sister the one that senior ahnie

Don't try it, yanshiing your colleague is not worth the stress because if you guys have issue you will carry it over to the office and if e come cast na sacking be dat oo

Immediately I received a tally at the gate , the gatemen started hailing me.
I parked at the parking lot and beckoned on one of them to come meet me.
I told them I had lost my NIN Slip. I showed him a long list of formal procedures I need to follow to get a new slip. The list included a police report , court affidavit ...

He told me "Sir , forget about that...You na big man".
I understood the language and greased his palm with 20 pieces of 500 naira notes tied in a piece of paper containing my name and nin.
Within 10 minutes he returned to the parking lot and I told him to come inside the car and enjoy a bit of AC for a job well done.
I got a new copy of my lost NIN slip without stepping down from my vehicle at the registration centre.

When we say "make money", it's for situations like this.

Audio /Nairaland billionaire

drimzsmoke:
Go and buy syringe and needle, draw in air into the syringe and inject the air into your blood. It's a very painless death!!!!

Air ke abi he should draw in sheet or gutter water and inject in his blood.

Op you claim to be wise but look at how they scammed you, you are just a small yahoo boy.
100 dollars boy, na our exchange rate i dey blame

Dis boy was warning you to leave him alone o you refused, now he has committed suicide now.
Bye bye to naira marley music career,

But im sure his yahoo and drugs business is booming

Lol, 700k