₦airaland Forum

Elcuba:
Msteeew!
You don hammer bah!

You want me to declare asset?

You sef don hammer bah...

Elcuba:
Case, keep kwayet!

Ashawo man!

Ikaeniyan0:
APC will still win at the appeal and supreme court, they were able to prove their case

They have all their own ballot papers stamped and signed? Lol


And the margin of victory is less than canceled votes already. Why not called for a rerun in the affected places? This judgment won't stand the test of appeal.

I'd read this later.

LOGICALKEN:
My brother met a girl two years ago at a friend’s bachelor’s eve. They were kinda dating and some months after the girl said she was pregnant, at first she said the pregnancy wasn’t for my brother, some weeks later she came back and said the pregnancy is his.

My bro accepted all responsibility and took care of her while she was pregnant. We even went to the family to let them know my bro is responsible for the pregnancy.

During delivery my bro paid all medical bills which was a bit high because she delivered through C.S, now my bro has been taking adequate care of the child and mum.

When the child was about 3 months old, a friend of my brother’s baby mama called and asked my brother to conduct a DNA test on the boy, my bro was surprised, when he told me about it I adviced we conduct the DNA, when we informed the girl we want to conduct a DNA she sounded confident and was like “una get money to waste na”. We travelled to her city and did the DNA and about a month later the result came out, surprisingly my brother is not the father.

Now my bro is demanding a Total refund of everything he has spent on the boy, the girl’s family has been begging. Should my brother just forfeit everything and move on or press charges?

I FEAR WOMAN SHA, with this experience even if I born 30 children for this life, I go do DNA for all of them one by one.

What a family! Una de even compete to show you're responsible for an immorality.


Tell your brother to move on. Una no shap sef. See as the girl dey use una head. If he's hungry to have babies, why not get married?

Look at how he's embarrassing himself. He accepted, now DNA has proven otherwise. How would he look at people around and explain why his supposed son is no more his?

He should have told her to deliver the baby on her own, if DNA confirms the baby is his own, he'd pay all bills and take care of the mother and the baby. But una rush go accept.


BTW, how much una pay for DNA?

Odin13:
Mr Monday is an asset..

Will the illiterate fools understand this

Thanks so much Mr Monday for being strong for southern kaduna .. and jos.. when the chips were down.

Godspeed …

If not for this kind of people.. Fulani for don turn southern kaduna to emirate

Stupid post. God forbid, the next time there's an attack in that region, you'd still shout at Nigerian government. Can you call people like this?


Blind Odin

“Trace those of us here to our foundations and you will find that we have ties and links with poverty,” he said.

“We must not be ashamed of that history, but poverty is unacceptable. I am one of the lucky survivors of gripping poverty.

- Tinubu(September, 2023 when he met UN Secretary general, Antonio Guiterres)


I'm impressed.

gentposh:
Should we tell this man that the meat is one of those Lagos rats...

Who will tell him abeg

There's no way rat meat can be stretched to that wideness of Suya.

Black people are hypocrites. They hate their own. Where's the verse in the Quran or bible that says having long hair is bad? Why do we demonize our own?

Even Oyedepo or Adeboye, one of them , even told pastors in their churches not to wear beards. Can you imagine? And the pictures they believe to be that of Jesus is a bearded man. Just because they hate Islam, they criminalize what should ordinarily not be seen as an illegality.



Muslims were called osama, terrorists, etc, by them, now the hypocrites are now wearing beards now.

MS247:




Orisirisi


We don't have a refinery NNPC still wants to fustrate Dangote

Obviously NNPC are working for South Korean and British Refinery


Dangote Refinery on loan, stalled construction due to covid 19 pandemic in 2019/2020 banks still collected intrest and loan repayment

If I am Dangote I will use monopoly to make Nigeria pay so much money for any product




.

The writer of this report was obviously paid to write lies, slander Dangote and create panic.

Read it again and you'd see that it was not written by an idiot.

NNPC that's a shareholder in the refinery and eager to see it start to take pressure off their heads won't even hesitate to give any certificate Dangote is looking for right now. What safety would nnpc be talking about? Is that their own responsibility?

This report is fake and made up by hired hirelings.

vannessa7:
You obviously are not a Yoruba person, because any Yoruba person will understand children mean everything and a Yoruba mother will beg the devil and swim seven ocean to make sure harm does not come to her children now or in the future, note that she apologized the first time but she got angry because of Obasanjos response and that's why she started ranting this time around. It is perfectly understandable that a mother will beg on behalf of the father of her children in order to protect her children from transferred aggression from the father's enemy.

She did the right thing.

It is said hell hath no fury like a woman scorned but it is appropriate to say hell hath no fury like an ex – President scorned and now your ego is brutally scorned and deeply hurt because l left you and you are now humiliating yourself not me.

Fatality!

OBJ should drop his pen for 2 months. The woman finished him here.


Nawa for OBJ family sha.

yarimo:
nothing like power can dry person. WIKE is also a human being

He's talking about the stress involved.

APOPTOSIS:
WIke Is this way simply because he talks too much. And this action is innate to him, however overtime as he soared higher in the realms of Nigerian politics with the aim of becoming a force at the national level, this decision got him to "talk more" in intensity & frequency.

TALKING aloud requires so much energy because the muscles of the face and neck are involved. These muscles are charged to be under duress (stress).
Stress releases enormous cortisol and calcium which could trigger a whole lot of muscular death through the process of APOPTOSIS which happens to be my moniker, following this, there's a marked reduction in muscle bulk & body size with concomitant weight loss .

I won't be surprised to hear that Wike has got Stomach ulcers too, If not there, then that awaits him soonest because national politics will require him to talk too much with so much engagements. Avoid Stress!

This is brilliant!

The position they hold is stressful.

TemplarLandry:
A niggah from the Eastside who chose to ride for the Westside.

I diss him with “Who Shot Ya?” by the legendary Notorious B.I.G.
Great jam!

Watch it, man. I'm a 2pacalypse.

Olachase:
there's something i later realized the more FG increases workers salary the harder the country becomes
food and other stuff will increase too

the only things governments can do is start parking those useless youths roaming about the street, empower them into farming
nobody want to farm but they want to eat chip food,

i tire for this country

pls how much will it cost me if decided to relocate to Togo

why are you not farming?

This china man gene strong. The baby is completely Chinese. Though he's a Nigerian now.

If she has the picture of him, she should get a lawyer and head to their embassy in Nigeria.

Kilometres:
There are exceptions to the rules

Shaibu is not the enemy Obaseki should apply such rule... it will boomerang

shuaibu verses that. He betrayed his own brother. Obaseki knows who he's dealing with.

The boomerang side can happen because he might create sympathy for him looking at how he's apologized and still being whooped.

Shuaibu is lonely at the top.

Machinegun91:
Igala people ka mba tsav chicha

what is that?

NobleSeed:
first time seeing my governor wife, after how many years 😂 😂 😂
E pain me say she didn't have any child.
Such is Life though

Obaseki doesn't have kids? No children? Are you for real?

YourBestWriter:
Nawao. Everybody is thinking towards this angle. Why is Nigeria like this? If everybody working in a mortuary is a ritual man, how many bones or human parts will remain in the mortuary? Or if every Nigerian is running away from mortuary work, who will now do the job? Mortuary work pays big money and that is my intention.

from "best writer" to mortuary staff. I can't stop laughing.

What a job choice!

scoobyblogspot:
Bros.. How can you be desperately looking for a job at the mortuary? I have never heard this before in my life

You heard it now.

He's even dressed like a G. Where's that his wife slapped by Bianca Ojukwu?


They love good life, but won't allow Nigeria to develop.

Undilutedme:
Hello nairaland family.
I trust you guys are doing fine.
I have a little problem and I need a piece of advise on how to handle it.

I have a very wonderful mother. She's caring, sweet, compassionate, name all the good characteristics of a good woman, she's got all but there's this problem I'm still having with her. SHE NEVER APPRECIATES ME, NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY. My mom will never appreciate me for anything I do, even if she does, she does it nonchalantly like it doesn't matter. She compares me with friends at every slight opportunity she gets.

There was something that happened. Momsy travelled sometime around this year and stayed for close to two months and she has a shop that she manages. The shop's generator has been bad for sometime and it's really stressful for her selling with dim lights but she refused repairing it again because according to her, the generator is consuming her money because of too much repairs every time. So I wanted to surprise her, I called a friend that fixes generator to come help me fix it so when she comes she'll see that it has been fixed. My friend came and fixed it. When momsy came back and I told her that I fixed the generator for her, she told me that, she didn't send me to fix generator for her and that she is not going to use it. According to her "I send you make you fix gen?. I say I nor wan use the gen again". I swear I was really hurt.

On another occasion was during the just concluded UTME exam. My friends wrote before me, a friend of mine had 330 so I told her, she was very happy. She was like, I pray you get something like this. Fast forward, 3 days later, I wrote mine and result came out. I scored 314, when she came, just happily told her, instead of being happy, she just hissed and said "You nor fit get reach 330?". My spirit just died immediately. She likes comparing me with my friends.

There are many occasions things have happened but I'll not bore you with unnecessary talks. It's really eating me up emotionally and psychologically. How well can I make my mom appreciate me more?. How can I please her?.

Ps: Please nobody should throw insults at her. I beg you in the name of whoever you serve. Thanks.

She appreciates you, she doesn't want to be open about it so you don't get complacent. She needs a new gen though. How about you buying her one?

contentmakerPRO:
No balls, no strategies, initial gragra don end, kids in governance. Inactive Puppets everywhere. Edo na Lagos in the mud..
He, obaseki will do worse for him soon. It will end in more agony. He supposed know say his case with obaseki be like abacha and Diya. . He will soon be political orphan.

They'd let him openly beg and humiliate him out of office.

SpecialAdviser:
All I hear is riot ACT. Don't get me wrong, I can't judge Umahi this early but almost all FG roads are in a big mess. You begin dey wonder the outcome of these riot acts.

Ninth Mile Opi, Obollo Otukpa roads is an eyesore. Driving from Lagos to East same and many others. Is anybody seeing the positive outcome of all these media noise?

He talked about this road when he was hosted on channels TV. It goes through Otukpo to Markurdi to Lafiya - it's been awarded. The Lafiya Makurdi stretch had been fixed.

His stupid father caused all this. That useless man seems jealous of his son. Look at what they suggest that young man to? I'm crying for that boy.

OPICANTO2223:
Investigation should cover all angle , but unbiased with untold carefulness.

At the end if naira marley come innocent, it will be shameful to those that accuse.

He didn't give him his royalty to all his songs. They have a record of beating him. There's a pending petition of threat to life against him. There's no way he'd not carry the name of this guy for the rest of his life.

Barrel of oil or what?

The documents further revealed that Land Rover Mini Fire Truck was sold at N20,000; Toyota Hilux Van sold at N50,000; Isuzu Pick Up Van sold at N30,000; Peugeot 504 Salon car sold at N20,000; another Toyota Hilux Van sold at N60,000; Mitsubishi Pick Up Van sold at N53,000; Ford Ranger sold at N60,000; another Isuzu Pick Up sold at N55,000;

This country is being stabbed and bleeding to death. No country survives this kind of internal attacks.

nijanigga:
thank God say oil will soon become useless. Nigeria itself will japa.

you black people are made to be wicked and pray for people's downfall. You think you're celebrating Dangote's fall and Nigeria will also ground if that happens because that's the only commodity we rely on for exports and forex.

Have you not heard Rishi Sunak is cutting back on net zero and they're thinking of shifting ban on fossil fuel cars to 2035 or 2050?

You think the refinery is only built to refine crude? Go and read more.

omoredia:
Mention one successful business or product Dangote makes? Lets stop deceiving ourselves. Dangote is one and the same with corrupt politicians. That is why when business men are talking Dangote keeps quiet

You guys love to deceive yourselves. Corrupt wetin? Wake up. His investments are here creating jobs for Nigerians. So, the corrupt political class giving Dangote money ain't bad after all.