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Inshort, food kills.

show of shame

Techno go dey laugh Samsung now o ;DTechno go dey laugh Samsung now o

Dnt 4gt dat No matter hw educated a man may b there wl stl b a moment of illiteracy.

So its better to come wit more dan one ATM of a reliabl bank so dat if such happens u wil just use d oda Banks ATM to complete ur transaction aftawhich u go to ur bank which their netwrk as cosd u stress to log any complain wit peace of mind knowing that even if it wil take dem 100yrs dey wl surely return it

Note* at d POS centre incase if d network of ur bank is nt good d receipt dt wil b given to u may say transaction declined andvu wl later find out dat ur money was removd, just go to ur bank and log d complain, d fault is nt d skul's. Mind u, it may take up to 3weeks b4 it wil b resolvd.

Yaungdee: Why not, u wil definitely go back same day...but to avoid sleeping over...do not board bus by 11 and getting dere 1pm cos many students like u are also plannign to get deirs so definitely dere is gonna be queue as usual...one more thing pray dat ur bank's netwrk does not fluctuate cos this POS of a tin works perfectly depending on the strong signal of d banks...humble sef Auguste Comte

to b on a safer side, com wit two loadd diff bank's ATM (reliable banks) or more so dat u will nt v to go bak and waste ur resources. If d network of one bank is nt ok at dat moment d oda one will nt

valicious1: you've done chief bridesmaid twice, when will you allow people be your chief bridesmaid abi bridesmaid na ur birthright

chai, u get fight before?

dadicvila: But nairaland MODs na wa oooo!!!why bring an unverified news from an unreliable source to the front page??it seems the MODS are striving hard to make this site loose credibility

abi o ti loose credibility ni

Mad Cow: See as ehn humble..

If to say na today Nigerian Police arrest am, this picture for look something like this;

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_{**Oba shouting OGHENE BIKO all the way**}

laugh don tear my yansh oo

i bought D3 thinkn it must b 3G compatible due to the excess functns (dual camera to b precise) but got om and chekd d case and culdnt find 3G i was shokd, so slow while browsin, u can only go for it if u do browsn on ur laptop, asides dat N3 rocks.

Young po413: On tecno p3,does the soft keys show light?I mean those downward capacitative softkeys,cuz n3 doesnt and its a bit difficult to use at night and another thing if you power it on,will it make that chinko sound like N3?or will it just vibrate maturedly like nokia?
I really need to know the two things tnx.

c u can control d sound of n3 by puttin it to silent b4 turnin it off and remove the silent mode afta u on it, am sure it wil work dsame way 4 d p3 if posibly it doesnt v control.

moses controls d ball more dan walcot,oxlaid,young etc

ferhyntorlah: Yeah, it's stale news for you and me but not so for others. I've heard about this like 3years ago and since then I've never done such again.

It's better to put on the loudspeaker when receiving a call or remove the charging port from the phone.

Also, people should endeavour to use the loudspeaker at times whether the phone is charging/not.

#Prevention is better than cure#

i use hear piece...durrr...

in ijebu-ode, ogun state, d price of fuel is btw 97 to 110.

dont compare choir master with choir members....2face is far far better dan dbanj.

wife material to me can be said to b internal and external beauty

worldchangegrp: Naija police no go use laugh kill person I hear say one man with 9 children recently received a transfer letter letter to Borno state and He resigned but his wife refused saying wetin we go shop u must go ohhhhh...she no be ur mate be James Bond

she no lie nw

valuka: dry.......

ur comment funny pass d joke sef...lol

i was touched wen i saw dt story, one thn dat pains me is dat
it is always woman dat wil castigate anoda
woman 4 infatility...in short woman are
devils...and only man can accept what d
woman did to overcome d pressur 4rm d
mother-inlaw, a lady mite not take it...but d
step d woman took anybody can take it sha
because d result of the step she took shows
boldly dat it is d man somthn is wrong wit
and d woman has taken dat step to cover not
only her secret but also d husband's...

The below is among the things women do to save their marriage.
Lets have your say concerning this issue and you can proberbly tell us another thing(s) you have seen women do to save their marriage: I am not a loose woman. I am just a woman
who loves her husband very much and didn’t
want to lose him. I just did what I had to do
to save my marriage even though I feel guilty
sometimes.
It was not easy but I slept with my driver so
that I could give my husband a child, but
instead, God gave me twins, a boy and a girl...
I was married to Philip for eight years. We
had no child. “The worst was that I never got
pregnant even for a day.
” His mother became so impatient that she
started breathing down my neck as she gave
me no breathing space at all. She moved in to
live with us and practically made my life
unbearable – in my matrimonial home. I
cannot drink water and drop the cup because
she must insult me. It got to a point that she
stopped eating my food because, according
to her, I should be feeding my children so that
they would grow healthy and stronger and
not her. “Monica, if you had children, you are
supposed to be feeding them with all these
food so that they would grow healthy and
strong. I am getting old so I don’t need all
these nonsense you call food. Take them
away and give me grandchildren,” she
would scream. She also stopped talking to me,
however, the only time she talks to me is
when she wants to insult me and remind me
of how less a woman I was.
Philip and I love each other so much that he
stood by me despite all his mother did or said
to frustrate me to leave him. We visited
different specialists and they all certified us
medically alright. I have visited churches, held
vigils and even fasted for days, drank various
concoctions of varied colours and
combinations all in the name of getting
pregnant so that my mother-in-law can stop
humiliating me yet I couldn’t get pregnant.
At a point, I stopped coming out of my
bedroom because it was obvious my mother-
in-law had vowed to frustrate me out of her
son’s home. Most times, I just stayed in my
bedroom and either cries, pray, think and
then sleep off because I was scared of his
mother confronting me. To make things
worse, she sent away the house help because
she said, “You don’t need any house help
because there are no children to take care of.
Take care of your house yourself and stop
wasting my son’s hard earned money.”
It was just the three of us living at home,
“God, I was always so terrified even when I
hear her voice from a distance.
” It is so agonizing to say this but my
husband usually pleads with me to come out
of the room and this makes him feel so sad
especially those times I refuse because I don’t
want to come face-to-face with his mother.
When her troubles became too unbearable,
Philip practically threw her out of the house
just to make me feel safe and comfortable in
my own home.
Even after she had left, I could still hear those
insults in my head so I decided to take a bold
step – I seduced and slept with our driver,
Okon. Okon is a young man in his late 20’s. He
is a graduate of Mechanical Engineering but
because he could not get a good paying job,
he opted to become a driver. I promised to
get him a good job if he sleeps with me just
once but I never disclosed the reason for this.
However, Okon thought I just wanted to
cheat on my husband with him. I planned it
during my ovulation so that I could get
pregnant, although it was not easy sleeping
with another man. I knew I was betraying my
husband but I saw it as a necessary action.
After a month, I discovered that I was
pregnant. So, as promised I got a job for
Okon in a friend’s company where he started
earning almost N150,000 per month. When I
told Philip that I was pregnant, he was so
excited. “Sweetheart, God has finally
answered our prayers. I am pregnant,” I
revealed.
When I was five months pregnant, he
informed his mother and she immediately
returned to the house. She pampered me like
a baby and also took good care of me. I never
wanted to do any scan but my mother-in-law
insisted. When I finally did the scan, it showed
I was pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl.
My mother- in-law and husband were
extremely happy while I felt much fulfilled.
“God thank you for compensating me with a
set of twins after eight years of barrenness,” I
muttered.
When the twins were born, the girl took ill for
some time. It took a while before she fully
recovered after several treatments and this
got me worried. Philip and I insisted that
blood test be carried out on them to
determine their blood group and genotype
and then came the shocking revelation. The
doctor informed us that although their blood
groups are both A, however, their genotypes
are AS for the girl and AA for the boy
meanwhile Philip and I are both AA. I wanted
the ground to open and swallow me up
because I felt Philip would ask questions but
to my surprise, he did not. He just said,
“Sweetheart, lets go home. We have had quite
a long day, you and my babies need to rest.”
Three months later, he held me closely and
said, “Monica, don’t be scared. I don’t want to
know who the father of the twins is. I know
whatever you did, you did to save our
marriage and I am very proud of you. I
promise to always love you and my babies. I
promise this will be a secret between us. I
love you sweetheart. I know we will have our
own children someday.” I wept as he wiped
my tears with his hands.
I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG:
But at least my mother-in-law is extremely
happy with me, that is all that matters.
Although, everyone is happy but I feel guilty
that I selfishly used an innocent man to
achieve my aim. But before anybody judge
me; just put yourself in my shoes and think
for a moment what you do?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Smh.

So all these half men here refuse to move on after the relationship ended? You will only feel awkward if you go alone, and not when a prettier lady than your ex is by your side, a.k.a, your current girlfriend. So what's the problem here exactly? Unless i am not invited.

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u v given me confidence,dat i wl do if am invitd...because i feel dt wen u dnt go wen invited den it means one is a bad loser, but going wit a pretier one shows dt one can quickly rise up wen one falls...

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't crash parties. If I am invited, it means we are cool and nothing will happen. But at the rate I am going, none of my ex will actually invite me to their wedding[/quote]lolllllll..
pls i personaly want to knw d reason non of ur ex wl nt invite u to their weddn.

Come to think of it, 64million can go a long way rebuildn MTN. if this is true didnt they think that one day if this girl make use of that money wisely she might stand up and say she want to buy the whole MTN? Am just askn...

Laila Ikeji: Argentina outfit Newell’s — where football god Messi played at youth level before joining Barcelona — have snapped up infant Thiago as a member.

Newell’s will be hoping their decision to beat the competition early pays off by Messi’s powers of soccer genius passing down through his genes to the little lad.

Baby Thiago, who was signed by his grandfather, is eight years younger than when his old man joined them in 1995.

The tot was born on November 2 which is one part of a bizarre riddle involving the current two best players in the world.

Real Madrid ace Cristiano Ronaldo is 869 days older than his great rival Messi.

But astonishingly, Ronaldo’s son — Cristiano Ronaldo Junior — is ALSO 869 days older than Messi’s lad.

no one knows d profession of Tiago's mum...d boi fit b better in d mother's profesion dan d father's...

Shenez: And d boy wil grow to marry shakira daughter.
Oyinbo pple self i hail thee. Let the boy walk first

oops.. Ur advice don late, dem don sign d infant already...

Opon say MTN stingy dem don join yahoo plus to their stinginess...

Eze Promoe: This thread will be educative if only people will comment wisely. But seriously so one of these people aren't real Yorubas?

accepted that the two are yoruba's but i think one of the two speak more of yoruba dan the other.

Festac 77: That foolish girl is a disgrace to womanhood,if the riddle was joystick,she would be the first to get it right.I am very disappoint in her because i was one of her fans.This shows that women are no match to men.
I have said it before,what contributed to her failure is this sms because when it comes to sending sms,girls always type in shot code that is why they cannot spell words correctly when writing examinations.

even if she cant spell apprioprately y did she come for the show, she even disgraced those that can write let alone the literates. But Mokeme shouldnt have said dat or it shuld v been edited so that what Mokeme said will nt reflect. I wunt say e shuldnt v say what e said on the TV because e is also a human like us,nobody wl c dt show of shame and will not feen disappointed,bt it shuld v been edited.

Though Precilia disappointed many people, failed despite the chances given to her to solve the riddle. They were asked to form a word of trio characters which can be spelt forward and backward and will still be the same word and the word is important to human race. They had letters like T,I,E,N,E,Y,H In the pot given to them where the three letters will be picked. The answer to the riddle is obviously "EYE" which all other contenders got at a go while she(precilia) was spelling YEH,YEE,YEN and so on. She was allowed to attempt the riddle for up to twelve times before she got it, but before she could get the answer other contestants has finished the task and she was evicted from the search. After she came last in the game Chidi Mokeme said she has displayed low I.Q, that she is not intelligent. Dont you think Chidi Mokeme said what shouldnt have been said on international television?