₦airaland Forum

There's a malfunctioning robotic zombie 2 posts above me

adadike281:
if I eventually have a daughter, only God knows how strongly I will guard her. na me go dey do d questioning and the checking ups for her.

So your parents no guard you, na why you allow boys run you package any how?

Third to comment on a thread that is 4th on front page

ayam not understanding o

nkwuocha:

So the same Benue that helped the Nigerian Army to butcher Biafrans are the ones licking their wounds on this day?

Braze on,WINTER IS COMING!!!
The blood of the innocent you killed and buried in their unmarked graves in Benue is waiting to drag your mutilated bodies from the terrific slices from your "masters" Knifes down to both marked and unmarked graves.

Yes just like we taught those stupid biafrans a bitter lesson in 67, we are about to put the fulanis in their place because we own the keys to tha city bitch.

MrsNgoziKalu:
kwara is lost forever.. rip kwara

You get bad mouth sha

Can I be your side boo? Atleast I can be oiling your engine on the low

Threebear:
MBA, my job is to have fun on nairaland and wait for big brother Naija since the school I'm currently working on my PHD is currently on break.
Don't confuse me with yourself, I'm not a jobless fellow by any means.
You're dismissed.

Why should a man use a nude pic of another dude as D.P?

I think you're truly gay

fiizznation:
The security agencies have to tighten up their belts. Some mischievious people are out there to create problems for the country

Keep quiet my friend.

You have no right to talk on this killer herdsmen issue

cerowo:
No iota of decency anymore. Smh

Are your boobs that erect?

If not, STFU

Ishilove:
Is this the school they sent this stupid girl to? Her mates are learning how to be independent in life but this one has camped in man house receiving deek wey go still taya am. She thinks dating a celeb is an achievement in life. I pity her life. Another babymama loading.

Nawao.. Such reasoning from a former mod is astonishing, to say the least

Haganah:
Osibanjo shame on you!

Ordinary governors and common men have the guts to reject this useless committee but you as the mumu VP cannot open your mouth and reject Buhari pushing you around!

You are a disgrace to your name, your office, your faith, your family, and straight men.

Are you gay?

What a question.

Are you ok?

SalamRushdie:
We reject it in any Nigerian state ...your demonic plan for Nigeria had met a brick wall in God ..I smell your days man

Speak for yourself or STFU nonsense.

SalamRushdie:
I smell a bitter civil war coming .. Nigerians get ready to defend your stead because we have elected the spirit of Usman Danfodio who is bent on destroying Nigeria and handing it over to his blood thirsty tribe ..God Punish You Buhari God Punish Audu Ogbe

Mumu wey no even fit read the 1st sentence of the post before spewing rubbish.

It is clearly stated that it is going to be set up only in states that accepts.

MissJoy29:
I guess it's your type that calls all noodles, "indomie'.

Chikki Chikki INDOMIE, Dangote INDOMIE, Golden Penny INDOMIE, Mimee IINDOMIE...

Royco maggi kor, Robot Maggi ni...mtcheeeewwwww!!!!

Thunder fire you

Thegeneralqueen:
99% of them have bleep olosho with their destiny's confuse set of beings

Mhissgaga:
It runs in their blood plus some of them don't have sense

These ones are still angry over the sexdoll issue

asdfjklhaha:
How much will you pay me

Sexdoll fall on you.

peculyachi:
Aren't you the dumb one ...... it should be Maggi Bouillon cube, royco bouillon cube, knorr bouillon cube, better still, you can call them seasoning cubes.

Pls can you stop displaying your crass foolishness for the world to see?

All those dumb mofos saying maggi is a brand name sef

why is there star maggi, royco maggi, knorr maggi etc?

Hotfreeze:
Who is this uncouth illiterate typing nonsense and disgracing his generations?
Who's a dumb mofo? You think we're like members of your family?

Maggi is a brand name for seasonings produced by Nestlé. The general name is seasonings and brand name is Maggi.

Even an illiterate herdsman has more sense than you. Better get off Nairaland and work on your depleting IQ.

All this monkeys quoting me upandan, let it get into your thick skulls that maggi is not a brand.

cyrilfosy:
one Kaduna sacked teacher spotted

booqee:
wait what?! did you just say royco maggi and knorr maggi? Please someone should hold me before i faint!!

Snow02:
hahahahahaha

Nobodys:
y not just become gay . since babes hav nothing to offer.... atleast u will fvck a living ass not a lifeless electric silicon...eeeewwwww.......the truth bus all of this is just a fuse that will die soon....you can't compare a woman to a doll. that's like insulting ur mum cause a doll can't birth a baby can it?.......if you don't want slayqueens stress then go for real queens...dey won't stress u out baby..

Funny how ladies have been using dildòs since time immemorial but are so angry over this sex doll issue.

Because of the total trust you can give the doll, most users say they grow very attatched to these dolls and feel love they never felt before gor them

I think you ladies just need to get a grip of yourselves.

dontbothermuch:

Hahaha... Bross why evuls

sinaj wetin mind44 do you na?

GavelSlam:
What's this one saying?

He is saying the plain truth. That is exactly what you people are doing with the herdsmen.

We from the middle belt have had enough of this whims from the devilish fulani oligarchy

Nobodys:
kikikiki...her waist is surely gonna shift after a week... ....

Cute as$ you got there

Parollawd:
Click www.donsimonii.com check authors on the blog and tell me if we ain't 4...Pls don't jump into conclusions next time... I won't take out time to explain before trolling

Story for the birds

Parollawd:
Seriously Yall. Should stop typing this, we are actually two different persons.... I am Simon and the other is Ewans or prophecy... Tf

Both of you coincidentally decided promoting thesame blog in your signatures right?

MhizzAJ:
You are very correct!

See ya life?