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Politics / Re: Malami, Daura, Sabiu Negotiating To Return $25 Billion Of The $75 Billion Loot. by Bankowner: 10:03am On Mar 27
It pays to be a political thief.

Picture the common man in court for stealing a bunch of plantain and him negotiating to return 3 pieces out of the bunch.

"What insolence", the judge will say.

"10 years in jail with no option of fine."
Romance / Re: Couple Finds Their Adult Daughter Is Not Biologically Related To Her Father Sues by Bankowner: 9:46am On Mar 27
immortalcrown:
Factually, she is a stranger to the family because there was no intentional adoption. Emotionally, she is not a stranger to the family. Many Nigerians, especially the ladies, will take the emotional perspective.
Break it down biko!
I do not understand😕
Phones / Re: Moment A Lady Surprised Her Mum With A Brand New Phone At Her Market Place(vid) by Bankowner: 2:54pm On Mar 25
I bet you don't know the meaning of the word ingrate.

Her mom sells wares on a pedestrian bridge and you think it is the best place for her to be. How much will it cost to rent a shop? How much is the phone she bought? Even if the phone is 30k, which I doubt, what will it take to add some more money to get a shop? A shop will allow the mom diversify and sell more items. Tomorrow , task force will come and pack her goods and she will lose all her investment, then maybe it is the phone that will put food on the table.

You should learn to think ahead.
callmevirus:



You are an ingrate
So the small money she got to buy the phone will rent a shop? Do you know if her mother is struggling with her old phone.
Phones / Re: Moment A Lady Surprised Her Mum With A Brand New Phone At Her Market Place(vid) by Bankowner: 8:09am On Mar 25
Isn't it illegal to buy and sell on a pedestrian bridge? If other people also bring their wares to sell on the bridge, I wonder what space will be left for pedestrians.
Brighton1:
na where business dey move they like to dey stay.. if she’s selling well there and government is not disturbing her then it’s fine.

My mother sells food, my dad built a large shop front of his house but my mother still prefer to go to the bus-stop to sell her food.. she said she has lots customers there and she dey sell well.. her customers no fit dey walk frm bus-stop to the shop to buy food.

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Phones / Re: Moment A Lady Surprised Her Mum With A Brand New Phone At Her Market Place(vid) by Bankowner: 7:51am On Mar 25
Her mom sells on a pedestrian bridge, what stops her from using the money she used to buy a phone to rent a shop for the mother?

I say it again, Nigerians and our fake ostentatious lifestyle.

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Education / Re: How To Change Your NIN Data Yourself - NIMC Self Service NIN Modification by Bankowner: 7:43pm On Mar 24
Has anyone tried this?
Error code is "NIN verification failed. Please try again later".
I've been at it for over 2 hours.

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Romance / Re: Is It Polite For A Guy To Move Into A Lady's Apartment by Bankowner: 2:54pm On Mar 24
[quote author=Oyindamolah post=129085034][/quote]

No biggie if he picks up the rent from then.

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Phones / Re: Police Officers Flaunt Expensive iPhones (Pictures, Video) by Bankowner: 2:46pm On Mar 24
odinaccess:
Yes they can afford it through advance payment scheme which is easily available to all federal government workers
So if you collect advance payment, the next best thing to do is buy an expensive phone?
Nigerians and our mentality to live fake ostentatious lifestyle.

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Health / Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Bankowner: 2:40pm On Mar 24
Once upon a time......
Time, time!!

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Romance / Re: Behold The Most Gorgeous Woman In Nigeria (pictures) by Bankowner: 2:37pm On Mar 24
chimuanya24:
Checkout the most gorgeous woman in Nigeria.

Her name is Ria

She's not only beautiful, but also a fashionista. All her outfits dey always stand out...

See some of her pictures below.
What's your point?
Is she single and searching or are you advertising her fashion business?

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Romance / Re: Why I Hate My Lovely Wife. by Bankowner: 2:34pm On Mar 24
SisterAnn:
La click...
La miss dinner grin grin grin
Technology Market / Re: 60 Inches Toshiba Smart TV by Bankowner: 2:32pm On Mar 24
More like a computer monitor.
Iamicekid:
This isn’t even 32inch talkless of 60
Religion / Re: How The CIA Baited Enoch Adeboye by Bankowner: 2:29pm On Mar 24
Aswear!
OP is not different from any of those videos you see on facebook that are 20 mins long with no content.
Meteng:
I honestly hope nobody wasted data reading this

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Health / Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by Bankowner: 9:08pm On Mar 23
I'm sorry about your sibling, I didn't mean to bring back painful memories.
Besides, you're a big girl now. Big girls don't cry.
Jewessgratitud3:


**Smiles*. Shaggy brings sad memories of our last born of blessed memory. You don't want me to start crying
Health / Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by Bankowner: 7:08pm On Mar 23
I won't catch cruise with your pains, why would I do that?
I'm only catching cruise with the many comments, some can be outright hilarious.
I gat you.
Jewessgratitud3:


Ow really. Youll catch cruise with my pains cry. I thought you were different. ** Sniffs**
Romance / Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by Bankowner: 7:04pm On Mar 23
I pretty much guess you'd get the answer you need when a man does same to your sister.
Health / Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by Bankowner: 4:51pm On Mar 23
We catch cruise together...... cheesy grin
No be to laff and then comment?
advanceDNA:
Op just chase clout..... dey use una catch cruise..... grin grin

Somebody that claims shes well over 40 is complaining of period pains that's she has been doing more than 2 decades .......

Besides .....why will surgically removing her womb be an option now that shes just a few kilometers from menopause, nature's way of ending all the process alrogether


Health / Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by Bankowner: 4:48pm On Mar 23
So what's the essence of being a woman if by your volition choose to remove that one organ that makes you a complete woman?

You should listen to Shaggy's "Strength of a woman".
Family / Re: Food Is Tasting Bitter In My Mouth by Bankowner: 3:13pm On Mar 23
You could opt for injection if the prescribed medication are much.
In the absence of that, swallow is your next alternative.
Bury the tabs in small morsels and use good soup to escort them down.
Shikena!

Jewessgratitud3:

Tve do all of the above but forgot to tell the doc about bitter taste in mouth. He already gave a a prescription but the drugs are much. I hate taking so many drug at a time.

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Family / Re: Food Is Tasting Bitter In My Mouth by Bankowner: 2:57pm On Mar 23
You feel ill;

Option 1: Ignore the illness

Option 2: Take self medication

Option 3: Visit the nearest pharmacy

Option 4: Visit a hospital for proper diagnosis and attendant medication

Your choice.

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Celebrities / Re: Lead Drummer, Kunle Olabode Ayanlowo Dumps Fuji Maestro, K1 DE ULTIMATE, Claimed by Bankowner: 8:42am On Mar 16
Does K1 not pay his band members salary?
And I always thought there is a sharing formula between the artiste and them for money sprayed at gigs.
Romance / Re: Do Women Have Expiry Dates? by Bankowner: 8:35am On Mar 16
You expire when you die.
Shikena!!

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