₦airaland Forum

dayokanu:
I committed the offence pre-Debosky so I dont think I should be subjected to those.

Oya approve my application to the Legion of prophets

MrCrackles:
Topic

But Jesus no be carpenter naw!

banom:
You have just called a prophet madman, no problem, you are blessed, we dont fight evil for evil,

As for your prediction, chelsea will win.

chyk91:
Pastors dont heal, God does. Moreso many pastors av called on nigerians 2 pray 4 d president. Dont bliv in God jst because of d miracles ppl perform.

manmustwac:
Where's the logic in your LORD JESUS forgiving you Christians for your sins when you will just go and commit the same sins again tomorrow? Our pastors are corrupt our politicians the whole country is corrupt from top to bottom which makes them all sinners. Your all bloody deluded hypocrites.

debosky:
Dear prophet you haven't answered my question - will Arsenal win?

May your wisdom increase o great prophet.

Pastor AIO:
This guy, you are so obviously new to the prophesying game. Don't you know that you have to be Vague. Make it very open to interpretation or it'll come back to kick you in the teeth. Any way sha, I hope that Chelsea will win tomorrow too.

debosky:
Ok dear prophet, can you please tell me whether Arsenal will win? i am a supporter and this one is not for business.

Please ask your holy comrades to help me out on this one. Do you accept offerings?

debosky:
Sorry Prophet Banom, thanks for the prediction.

what about Sundeland vs Arsenal and Liverpool vs Man City?

I need to place my bets tonight. If I win, I will bring offerings to the Prophet Banom International Ministries.

debosky:


Madness still dey reign for nairaland.

More predictions abeg! Can you guys tell me who will win tomorrow? Villa or Chelsea?

youngies:
Please can the Prophet help me out with the dream I had last night? I saw myself riding a white horse, the horse took me into Aso Villa, then suddenly I saw Yaradua, Jonathan telling me that they have finished washing my car and that my breakfast is ready.

Prophet over

Lagosboy:
Pasotr Banom would Osisi stay on Nairaland today ? Abeg make u predict her exit from nairaland today

Also Pastor Banom earthmama,deepzone,hotfunmi is missing is she comfort? pls help us out in today prediction

PurestBoy:
Ezioku, ara ga gbaguo n di ara, dika banon and okija, ndi ekwensu and anuofia

fesse:
T.B Joshua is on the case of Yaradua as we speak. Isnt that an achievement?? Abi do you wat The President to die??

Actually i don't want mr. president to die. I do pray for him every day. But banom is talking as if the pastors are all fake. At least there are good ones among them. Banom should at least accept that pastors can perform wonders. If not for the prayers of majority of Nigerians, the president's health would have been worse than his present condition.

fesse:
T.B Joshua is on the case of Yaradua as we speak. Isnt that an achievement?? Abi do you wat The President to die??

Actually i don't want mr. president to die. I do pray for him every day. But banom is talking as if the pastors are all fake. At least there are good ones among them. Banom should at least accept that pastors can perform wonders. If not for the prayers of majority of Nigerians, the president's health would have been worse than his present condition.

fesse:
All those people wey dey curse the poster, well too bad for una, atleast ehn post achive something.[i][/i]

OKIJA-JUJU
What has that THOMAS called BANOM achieved?

ElRazur:
Predicting the "known and common occurrences" is not exactly prediction or is it now?

I am surprise you haven't predicted that we will all breathe, blink and take a shit.



On a serious level predicting is something that needs to be wiped away from our culture. The whole idea of making prediction in Nigeria was made popular by Pastor Olabayo. It is a stupid and backward thing to do. People need to face up to reality and think for themselves.

Kx:
Prophet Banom,OKIJA_JUJU etal,please "form" nostradimus and tell us:

Is this sickness "healable" and is it going to be healed kpatakpata?

Jakumo:
There is only room for ONE prophet in Nigeria, and that is none other than Lesser Prophet BANOM, the ONLY Man of God who accurately predicted that President Yar Adua would ultimately seek divine help under the supervision of one of the many other fly-by-night emergency prophets-for-hire that Nigeria is blessed with.

Prior to contacting Miracle Prophet B.J. Joshua, our illustrious president had been living on an exclusive diet of boiled pigeons, on the orders of his Juju practitioners, which he has now been able to discontinue, to the glory of God, though rumors that the president is now on a strict diet of rare eagles have yet to be confirmed, and are under investigation by the World Wildlife Fund.

Personally, I have resolved NEVER to accept the veracity of Pastor Eunuch Adeboye's predictions UNLESS those forecasts are endorsed and approved by Lesser Prophet Banom. Praise the Lord !

Prophet Banom, we call to you now, in this hour of darkness. The world has now stopped spinning, and is waiting in absolute pin-drop silence, for your next prediction. Praise the Lord !

Lagosboy:
Pastor Banom where are you can you confrim what Adeobaye said, remember he allegedly also said the paying of tithtes would make u immuned from the reccession Kai this na serious 419 .

It only took 3 days for [b]Banom[/b]s prediction to come to pass!!! why do we have to wait for 7 yrs