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Our presidents wive messed up in that picture, she sat like a poor house girl, she should have sat at the center of the pix, well posed, i wish it was late MRS stella Obasanjo, she for flaunt levels.

If Devil should humble himself and go to God and ask him for forgiveness, will GOd forgive him ?

@ ~lady~

Are you the person on that pics on your profile ? i feel you.

amaikama:
Banom don dey fear so dey powerful like dis. well shay, as per say u be my broda, no fear. i get u covered

Oh, because you have heard of OKIJA_JUJU, you are now scared, i am not taking your apology, OKIJA_JUJU must hear this,

amaikama:
@banom!! u dey fear

Me fear you ? hmm, may be you dont know who you are dealing with, i will invite my master OKIJA_JUJU, to teach you a bitter lesson for saying that you will make me mad , We will see who will first run mad.

When people want to embark on a journey, they pray that God should protect them, yet atimes, after praying,some people will still have accident on their way and die,

In the other way, some others will not pray at all and they will go and come back succesfuly,

With that in mind, do we realy need to pray before traveling ? What is the essnce of a prayer that will not work ?.

amaikama:
@poster!! well, it all depends on the angle of his madness. God never created madness only cause someone to be mad and that person is cain in the Bible. That how madness came into our lives.

Now to anwer your question correctly. if like you for example now, all grown up, knowing right and wrong and i made you to be mad. authomatically you will first of all go to hell for your sins that you have committed before i made you mad. After serving your sentence in hell, God now will look at your condition to see if you warrant been release from hell to enjoy enternal glory through Christ Jesus but if not, your conditon of been mad is a double punishment. serving both madness and hell all together.

On the other hand, if you are born mad and you die been mad. heaven will be your home till enternity but who is it that was born mad

I believe i serve your curiosity.

Oboy, did you say you will make me mad ?

morpheus24:
Shake my beliefs in indeed? Nonsensical!

Its like asking if people who suffer from Alzheimers are going to heaven or if you pet Dog Snoopy is going to doggy heaven as well.

People who suffer from schizophrenia have a medical condition which are beyond their control. Some patients are far gone than others depending on treatment or therapy. These are the ones society label as mad men. Only self righteous religious morons would ask such daft questions and instead of some of you steering them to the correct questioning which is "What is schrizophrenia, its effects and it symptoms", you are busy endulging them in your so called contemplation of abstract thoughts of the human mind.

How's this for your analysis of abstract thought. I am contemplating that the poster is either very Stupid or extremly Childish, I wonder if they are going to heaven for being so ignorant?

You got it a bit wrong, i am neighter stupid nor Childish, I AM MAD. :

@ Ifele,
Good point by you, may i ask, if the revolution become succesful, will you as well allow them to handle power for once, will you also allow them to enjoy their oil ?

or you just want to use them and dump them ?

@ PurestBoy,

Yes i dey smoke igbo with your pastors,

@ PurestBoy,

Show me yourself and i will tell you whom your pastor is, offcourse what you do is what he preached to you .

@ Poster,
Niger Deltans have surffered, so they are the one that is good to be recruited and used for a revolution that after doing other tribes will subtly look for a way to collect the power from them and improvish them in poverty again,

Well it is not your fault to say so, Niger Deltans have shown that they are the most stupid people in nigeria, feeding the whole nation while they are dire hungry,

Poster why not use people from your own tribe and village to start the revoulution ?.

@ Keyne,

are you saying PurestBoy will  not go to heaven since his own madness will come from the Igbo wey the bobo dey take ?

please let me know, that guy has just two weeks left to make his first street appearance ?

@ PurestBoy,

You that smokes Igbo will always come here and be preaching to me to repent and stop critisizing dubious Nigerian pastors, whereas i have never tested igbo since i was born, Do your pastors smoke igbo as well ?

@ Wendyc,

What about Imbecils, did they cause it to themselves ?

@ PurestBoy,

you don dey smoke Igbo ?

@ tkb417,

Why such a costly joke ? You don dey find my venomous tongue now.

@ ImpurestBoy,

Say what ever you want to say, i will not induct you into the Holy legion of undisputable nairaland Prophets.

FOWL> FOWL> FOWL>FOWL.

@ ASCONY

What you said is exactly my point, i have a brother and he is also a member of nairaland , his nairaland ID is ASCONY he is currently running mad,

@ Noetic,

Intelligence is a matter of being intellectualy proportionate to any situation that comes your way, it is not a question of books, if you think you are intelligent enough( which i guess you are) you should have answered that question instead of running around it, i will not allow you that chance to escape answering that question by trying to exchange harsh words with you, i agree that my post was not just foolish but very foolish, but please anser Huxley question,
Who reccorded those words of Jesus Christ ?.

[quote author=A-town link=topic=261646.msg3752508#msg3752508 date=1240173797]Things like this can really get nasty.
The ideal thing to do would be to go to the authorities but therein lies another problem
Is the girl academically sound? If she isn't the lecturer can manipulate his grading to prove to the authorities that she really failed. If she's a straight A student then she has a chance. Here's the best solution for your "friend"

Politely approach the lecturer and tell him the reason you avoided him was because you knew he was interested in you and would lead to sex.
Tell him you discovered you were HIV positive last yr and have decided to abstain from men in order to preven the spread of HIV.
Afterwards, beg him to help you with your grade. This is only if you "friend" was actually failed by the instructor. For all i know you could have really just flunked the exam. [/quote]@ A-town,

You are realy my kind of person, i was just trying to give her the same advice before i saw your post, in the past i used to be victimised by people and their manipulations and i was always in confusion untill i got extremely smart , brave and well exposed, i just understood that we are all humans and we respond to event only when we have something to gain from it, that has being the trick i use to swindle many people any time i want, A friend of mine nearly got in a romatic affair with my younger sister, i warned him but he refused to listen because even my younger sister was also falling for him as well, it continued that way, untill i cleverly got my sisters friend to tell my sister that the guy was HIV positive and that he goes about giving it to people that he said that only him will not die of HIV, immidiately my sister got the news, she completely ran away from him and even warned him never to look for him again, that was how i spoiled show for them,

@ Poster,
Tell your friend to do exactly what A-town said, she should not be naive or scared in doing it, all she needs to do is to go to him politely and gracefully and tell him what  A-town said above, she can even go as far as forging a medical report showing her to be HIV positive, she should make her statement t sound as if she was only trying to save the man from getting HIV out her moral decising of never to give it to any one. the man will respond with great sympathy and appreciation,

[b]Caution,[/b]If after telling him this , the man still demand for sex, then your friend should run away, perhaps, the man himself is also HIV positive and no longer cares.

dnex:
If I read this thread to the very end, Osun will not forgive me. I've been on Nairaland for almost two years now and this is the single most idiotic subject I have ever come across. The only person who attempted to elaborately dissect the subject is the "semi-illiterate" banom and it quickly became evident as to why.

You are a hopless fool,

@ Poster,

You said that JESUS had no body guards, all those twelve brutal mafians that were following him as his disciples, what were they ?

@ Topic,
as to why Pastors are now using body gurads, Any body who exploited millions of gullibles persons of their little money should be afraid that most of them are now so much disappointed that they have realised that they were decieved and exploited. that is why they are using body guards.

noetic:
Any reason for ur interest in those special words? sounds like someone is having a convicting conscience now

How did this your silly reply answer his question, you nairaland christians are gamblers, you see a difficult question, you switch topic and direction.

Looking at the actions of insane people, one can argue that some of their actions are conciouse while some are unconciouse, i have always wondered if God will judge them for any bad thing they do since they are still humans like us, if they will be judged, will they go to heaven or hell ?

If Ghana like , let them allow ignorance to consume them,if they ever loose Nigerian co-operation, they are doomed, what most of these poor african countries dont understand is that , without them, Nigerian will keep going and without us, most of them will be crippled,

You see none of you can define a Nigerian.

According to the result,

1st position= CROSS RIVER STATE,

2nd position= DELTA STATE,
2nd Position= BAYELSA STATE,

3RD Position= DELTA STATE,

UP NIGER DELTA. ( YOU HAVE SUCCEDED IN KIDNAPING 2009/10 JAMB TOP SCORES)

Who will give me a  correct and complete definition of what a real nigerian is.

Jakumo:
Ha ha ha.  Praise the Lord, for He loves you, though not as much as He loves all those who DIED in vehicular accidents and armed highway robberies directly facilitated by Pastor Eunuch's traffic jams, thereby becoming eligible to occupy a place on the right side of God in heaven, an exalted status which of course is and has been my own abiding goal in life.

@ Jakumo,

You are the funniest person i have ever met in my life time,

Who loves this country to the extent that he/she wishes to be a Nigeria if there will be the next world ?

@ Strength10,

If the game is corrupt and special intrest will rig the election as you put it, Then your strategy to win will be to become corrupt and join the special intrest , Isn't that simple ?

Like i said before, Politics is a game, and the earlier you view and play it as a game , the earlier you can score .

Have you thought what will happen, if other tribes start demanding that they should be giving the chance to rule as well.

Let us see which church is contributing or exploiting our society, many churches , G.O's, have been accused of exploiting our people, none of them ever accepted that fact, Now the only way to measure what they have done is to check and see if they have in any way contributed any positive resources to our society ,such as , Building Orphanage homes, free medical centers, free educational centers Etc.

If You know that your church has made any concrete positive contribution to the Nigerian society, Simply mention the name of your church and what they have contributed, Any church that is not mentioned will be listed as one of the 419 churches that are only out there to exploit our people.

Strength10:
We have spent a lot of time debating why nigeria cannot afford an Igbo president in this forum, thanks to some jerk called billymuse. That thread revealed the hatred and tribalistic sentiment that still flows in the Veins of Nigerians. But the debate should not be about tribe but ability. So the question is: Why should Nigeria have or Afford an igbo President.
1) IGBOS have shown tremendous Excellence in thier Leadership ability and Reforms.E.g Ikonjo-Iweala, Soludo, Ezekwesili, Zik,
2) IGBOS know how to grow and expand from the little they have. Look at Igbos after the civil war when they were all handed 20 and were the poorest in Nigeria and now and you can understand why they call themselves Ndigbo. Likewise, they can utilize the things nigeria have to make Nigeria the greatest.
3) IGBOS are motivated and will strive to achieve the best. This what we need in Nigeria. We need leaders who are ready to take nigeria into the 21st Century with Drive and ambition.
4) IGBOS are the most de-tribalized. this is evidenced by thier ability to live amongst muslims, hausas, yorubas and all other tribes in nigeria in Peace. They welcome others easily and are ready to develop whereever they are even if not in Igboland. That is what a true Nigerian should be.
5) IGBOS have not had power since the War. But since then, Nigeria has had oil boom, leadership from Hausa and Yoruba but with only subtle development and Advancement of Nigeria in a whole. If others have tried and have not produced any meaningful results, it is time to allow people aho have a history of excellence the chance to do what they are best in Doing. The underdevelopment of Nigeria today can never be blamed on the Igbos because they have never had a chance to develop it.
Nigeria may never attain its potential until it elects a True Nationalistic iGBOMAN.
6) IGBOS are intrinsically Intelligent. With this quality, comes wise and smart decisions that will elevate the whole country because such a president will surround himself with eqaully smart people regardless of tribe.
7) IGBOS are natural Democrats. This is evidenced by thier traditions and history. The colonial masters had difficulty in penetrating Igboland because of their Ancient democracy-the Umunna's. Everybody gets to have a say in an igbo kindred and igbos have no king they revear. This will help the presidencys as no one will will pander to any leader or king to make decisions for the Nations.

I have more but i want to give others a chance to give thier own reasons. This thread is meant for healthy discussion and not for Tribal bashing.

@ OP,

It makes me crazy when ever i hear the way our people are asking to be giving the chance to produce the president of Nigeria as if it is "pass me i pass you game" Igbos asking to be giving such chance is even a way of injecting tribalism into the game,

The issue is that many igbos are of the false notion that they can't win without the Hausas and that the Hausa will be scared to vote an igbo man because of the Biafran war, But the simple truth is that there will never be any time or any where on this earth that all side of a nation or race or tribe will stay aside and ask one part to produce a ruler, all of us are power hungry, if you want it, you work for it,

All an Igbo man or any one else needs to be become the president of Nigeria are, IDEAS, WISDOM, AND STRATEGY,, Politics is a game and games are not won in number but with right strategy, that was how Abiola won Tofa and Obama won Mc Cain , I advice our people to spend more time devicing the Strategy, Ideas and wisdom they will employ to contest and win and not wasting much of their time demanding to be giving a national unianimous chance to produce the president, ( such a chance is never possible even if we demand for it till thy kingdom come).

To me an Igbo man becoming the president of Nigeria is not as difficult as many sees it, But it cant be easier than that.