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BREEZE DON BLOW WE DON DEY SEE CHICKEN NYASH,

If Pastor Adeboye did not use the money he extorted from his gullible congragations to purchase jet, may be pastor Ajayi would have borrowed some and send his contracted wive abroad,

This goes to show that what RCCG and their 419[/b]pastors are after is money, after [b]sexing and extorting that innocent girl, he couldn't fulfil his false promise, ( offcourse he new from the begining that he never intended to take the girl to any abroad), Now another maradona criminal pastor has taken over, forgeting that this is pure adultry,

My advice is, ALL YOU NIGERIAN PASTORS, PLEASE REPENT AND TRUELY GIVE YOUR LIVES TO CHRIST, STOP EXTORTING THE PUBLIC AND USING THEIR MONEY TO BUY JET, STOP FALSE PREPHECY, STOP BLOCKING THE LAGOS IBADAN EXPRESS WAY,STOP STAGE MANAGED MIRACLES AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, STOP SNATCHING YOUR COLLEUGES WIVES AND MISTRESSES.

AMEN ?

chidichris:
banom,
if there is anything we need now, it is mourning. we shld be mourning our country in the hands of high way robbers. we shld be paying our ways out of pdp's caves. we shld be asking questions on where we went wrong.
what is worth celebrating in a country where hunger is 90% problem of her citizens. a country in darkness. if we must celebrate, it must be strictly on the terms of fela who call it suffering and smiling.

Ilelobola:
Is it really better? I wasn’t around in the 60s but from my juvenile experience of the 80s, we used to-

•Have treats like Nasco wafers & co plus soft drinks and yoghurt etc in the evenings between lunch and dinner- they are too expensive for the average family and are occasional treats now.
•Visit amusement parks and museums- where are they now?
•I knew the colours on traffic lights and what they meant- my cousin born in 1996 did not know what the lights meant until she came to London to visit and saw it; now it’s back in Lagos of course
•Have a decent level of education in public schools (I went to one for a while when Jakande introduced some ridiculous rules about requirements for going on to Secondary school) and was not at a disadvantage when I returned to a private school afterwards. Most public school educated children of these days might as well be illiterates and I am speaking from experience with our nanny and others who have had to start basic literacy and numeracy all over again after SS3 in Nigeria.
•Have water from a lousy government tap at home though not always- the tap hasn’t dripped water since 1994 though the bills still come

There’s probably something to celebrate like mobile phones but on the flip side, what’s happened with all landline phones? Ours hasn’t worked in ages! The pessimist in me appears to be stronger today. Hopefully tomorrow, I will have something to celebrate about my country as I want to go back home.

blacksta:
@banon


Are sure your name is not Dora ( what a heap of rubbish).

No one should get me wrong, i am not saying that we are any way close to our expectation, all i am saying is that , with all the negative confrontations we have had and our obvious incompatible religious and cultural settings, we still dey carry go , isn't that great ?

Fhemmmy:
I will like to know what has improved and what we are actually celebrating.

We should atleast celebrate the fact that we are better than the way we were in 60s.
or are we not ?

asha 80:
Heap of rubbish.

asho 80, how ? is it only the bad things that we should be complaining about every time, is there not something good about us ? do you think the level we have reached today was an easy task ? believe it you leave it, many countries would have broken up if they passed through what we passed through.

ode remo:
like what ?

Litracy level, civilisation, population,understanding, E.T.C.

In honest, it is not easy, Nigeria as our country was left in our hands to manage in the year 1960 from Britain our colonial master, Just seven years after our independence, we had a civil war which lasted almost 3years, after that, many cases of bad things keep happening, other nations wish us ill, pray for our down fall and break up, yet we are still moving, alot of things that could have crippled us have come , some solved, others we are coping with, yet we are still moving, by religion, ethnicity and diverse cultures we are apparently incompatible yet we are still moving, Corruption, bad government, poverty, hardship, hatred, tribalism, nepotism, ilitracy and other negative things have been treathening  our unity and peaceful co-existence, Yet we are still moving,

When our colonial masters left us about 49 years ago, we were few in number, poor,most uneducated, most of our present cities today, as of then, were timid villages, but today things have greatly improved, As of our colonial time, most Nigerian have not crossed the shoes of their various villages, but today, many Nigerians have travelled, setled and even acquired the citizenshipof other countries, some nigerian abroad have contributed greatly to other nations,In the world, we have contributed tremendously to various human endevoures like sports, education, Religion and Science and Technology, E.T.C.

When i flash back and look at when, how and  where we are coming from, i can confidently say that we are doing well, Truely God is good to our country, is not just all about where we expected to have reached but how far we have gone still counts,

God bless NIGERIA.

Personaly i do nat fancy saying personal things about me in a public forum like this, but if i must say what money means to me, i will tell you that to me, money means everything ,just next to all, i can compromise anything for cash and i dont realy care, that is just what money means to me.

[quote author=n_o_e_t_ic link=topic=264762.msg3767711#msg3767711 date=1240431512]any evidence to buttress this?[/quote]You sound very funny to me, For 8yrs in power, Obasanjo an obvious devilish and occultic man was in a big secrete and public romance with your CRIMINAL PSTOR ADEBOYE.

odemo:
a post was placed on www.news.onlinenigeria.com/templates/?a=1841&z=17 quoting satguru maharajji saying pastor Enoch Adeboye of the redeemed christian church is his spiritual son.

So without being told, you dont know that Adeboye is an occultic man.

Our presidents wive messed up in that picture, she sat like a poor house girl, she should have sat at the center of the pix, well posed, i wish it was late MRS stella Obasanjo, she for flaunt levels.

If Devil should humble himself and go to God and ask him for forgiveness, will GOd forgive him ?

@ ~lady~

Are you the person on that pics on your profile ? i feel you.

amaikama:
Banom don dey fear so dey powerful like dis. well shay, as per say u be my broda, no fear. i get u covered

Oh, because you have heard of OKIJA_JUJU, you are now scared, i am not taking your apology, OKIJA_JUJU must hear this,

amaikama:
@banom!! u dey fear

Me fear you ? hmm, may be you dont know who you are dealing with, i will invite my master OKIJA_JUJU, to teach you a bitter lesson for saying that you will make me mad , We will see who will first run mad.

When people want to embark on a journey, they pray that God should protect them, yet atimes, after praying,some people will still have accident on their way and die,

In the other way, some others will not pray at all and they will go and come back succesfuly,

With that in mind, do we realy need to pray before traveling ? What is the essnce of a prayer that will not work ?.

amaikama:
@poster!! well, it all depends on the angle of his madness. God never created madness only cause someone to be mad and that person is cain in the Bible. That how madness came into our lives.

Now to anwer your question correctly. if like you for example now, all grown up, knowing right and wrong and i made you to be mad. authomatically you will first of all go to hell for your sins that you have committed before i made you mad. After serving your sentence in hell, God now will look at your condition to see if you warrant been release from hell to enjoy enternal glory through Christ Jesus but if not, your conditon of been mad is a double punishment. serving both madness and hell all together.

On the other hand, if you are born mad and you die been mad. heaven will be your home till enternity but who is it that was born mad

I believe i serve your curiosity.

Oboy, did you say you will make me mad ?

morpheus24:
Shake my beliefs in indeed? Nonsensical!

Its like asking if people who suffer from Alzheimers are going to heaven or if you pet Dog Snoopy is going to doggy heaven as well.

People who suffer from schizophrenia have a medical condition which are beyond their control. Some patients are far gone than others depending on treatment or therapy. These are the ones society label as mad men. Only self righteous religious morons would ask such daft questions and instead of some of you steering them to the correct questioning which is "What is schrizophrenia, its effects and it symptoms", you are busy endulging them in your so called contemplation of abstract thoughts of the human mind.

How's this for your analysis of abstract thought. I am contemplating that the poster is either very Stupid or extremly Childish, I wonder if they are going to heaven for being so ignorant?

You got it a bit wrong, i am neighter stupid nor Childish, I AM MAD. :

@ Ifele,
Good point by you, may i ask, if the revolution become succesful, will you as well allow them to handle power for once, will you also allow them to enjoy their oil ?

or you just want to use them and dump them ?

@ PurestBoy,

Yes i dey smoke igbo with your pastors,

@ PurestBoy,

Show me yourself and i will tell you whom your pastor is, offcourse what you do is what he preached to you .

@ Poster,
Niger Deltans have surffered, so they are the one that is good to be recruited and used for a revolution that after doing other tribes will subtly look for a way to collect the power from them and improvish them in poverty again,

Well it is not your fault to say so, Niger Deltans have shown that they are the most stupid people in nigeria, feeding the whole nation while they are dire hungry,

Poster why not use people from your own tribe and village to start the revoulution ?.

@ Keyne,

are you saying PurestBoy will  not go to heaven since his own madness will come from the Igbo wey the bobo dey take ?

please let me know, that guy has just two weeks left to make his first street appearance ?

@ PurestBoy,

You that smokes Igbo will always come here and be preaching to me to repent and stop critisizing dubious Nigerian pastors, whereas i have never tested igbo since i was born, Do your pastors smoke igbo as well ?

@ Wendyc,

What about Imbecils, did they cause it to themselves ?

@ PurestBoy,

you don dey smoke Igbo ?

@ tkb417,

Why such a costly joke ? You don dey find my venomous tongue now.

@ ImpurestBoy,

Say what ever you want to say, i will not induct you into the Holy legion of undisputable nairaland Prophets.

FOWL> FOWL> FOWL>FOWL.

@ ASCONY

What you said is exactly my point, i have a brother and he is also a member of nairaland , his nairaland ID is ASCONY he is currently running mad,

@ Noetic,

Intelligence is a matter of being intellectualy proportionate to any situation that comes your way, it is not a question of books, if you think you are intelligent enough( which i guess you are) you should have answered that question instead of running around it, i will not allow you that chance to escape answering that question by trying to exchange harsh words with you, i agree that my post was not just foolish but very foolish, but please anser Huxley question,
Who reccorded those words of Jesus Christ ?.

[quote author=A-town link=topic=261646.msg3752508#msg3752508 date=1240173797]Things like this can really get nasty.
The ideal thing to do would be to go to the authorities but therein lies another problem
Is the girl academically sound? If she isn't the lecturer can manipulate his grading to prove to the authorities that she really failed. If she's a straight A student then she has a chance. Here's the best solution for your "friend"

Politely approach the lecturer and tell him the reason you avoided him was because you knew he was interested in you and would lead to sex.
Tell him you discovered you were HIV positive last yr and have decided to abstain from men in order to preven the spread of HIV.
Afterwards, beg him to help you with your grade. This is only if you "friend" was actually failed by the instructor. For all i know you could have really just flunked the exam. [/quote]@ A-town,

You are realy my kind of person, i was just trying to give her the same advice before i saw your post, in the past i used to be victimised by people and their manipulations and i was always in confusion untill i got extremely smart , brave and well exposed, i just understood that we are all humans and we respond to event only when we have something to gain from it, that has being the trick i use to swindle many people any time i want, A friend of mine nearly got in a romatic affair with my younger sister, i warned him but he refused to listen because even my younger sister was also falling for him as well, it continued that way, untill i cleverly got my sisters friend to tell my sister that the guy was HIV positive and that he goes about giving it to people that he said that only him will not die of HIV, immidiately my sister got the news, she completely ran away from him and even warned him never to look for him again, that was how i spoiled show for them,

@ Poster,
Tell your friend to do exactly what A-town said, she should not be naive or scared in doing it, all she needs to do is to go to him politely and gracefully and tell him what  A-town said above, she can even go as far as forging a medical report showing her to be HIV positive, she should make her statement t sound as if she was only trying to save the man from getting HIV out her moral decising of never to give it to any one. the man will respond with great sympathy and appreciation,

[b]Caution,[/b]If after telling him this , the man still demand for sex, then your friend should run away, perhaps, the man himself is also HIV positive and no longer cares.

dnex:
If I read this thread to the very end, Osun will not forgive me. I've been on Nairaland for almost two years now and this is the single most idiotic subject I have ever come across. The only person who attempted to elaborately dissect the subject is the "semi-illiterate" banom and it quickly became evident as to why.

You are a hopless fool,

@ Poster,

You said that JESUS had no body guards, all those twelve brutal mafians that were following him as his disciples, what were they ?

@ Topic,
as to why Pastors are now using body gurads, Any body who exploited millions of gullibles persons of their little money should be afraid that most of them are now so much disappointed that they have realised that they were decieved and exploited. that is why they are using body guards.

noetic:
Any reason for ur interest in those special words? sounds like someone is having a convicting conscience now

How did this your silly reply answer his question, you nairaland christians are gamblers, you see a difficult question, you switch topic and direction.