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Bro you need to chill!

at most you'll get an "awwww thanks"

stop creating threads for every girl you think is pretty

Its very "moist" of you

Ok

It's annoying when people cry about being fat like its a disease
not just a disease but like its one with no cure

if you are depressed because ur fat..... why don't you work on losing it? It's not impossible ..it takes a lot of work. Do research online and you'll see obese people become skinny through hard work.... the problem is fat people are mostly too lazy..they'll rather relax and eat some more...then get depressed when people call them fat

If you are fat and you have no problem with being fat, good for you.... these are the jolly ones... we all don't have to be skinny, but if you're depressed about it...lose the weight

..... you forgot to lick anointing oil to make you holy?

Are you just trying to make jest of this Christian doctrine?

Tundeiab: is that how low your ability to comprehend is?... What did you get in your WAEC(English)-f9 I guess?

Read my post again I didn't say my pastor.


Next time don't be in a haste to type.

Look who is talking about English
your ignorance is clearly on display all over this thread
your pastor, the pastor,whatever!
stop avoiding the main issue in my post which is there's no such thing as spiritual arrows from a vj.
The pastor was seduced into having sex after looking at an exposed vj.....simple
the vj didn't shoot any "evil arrows" at him


good day

Tundeiab: Canal minds can understand spiritual matters bro!

your pastor has a canal mind, that's why he was so easily seduced by a girl without panties ... stop blaming imaginary arrows smh

Tundeiab: I attended MFM for 6 years so I know all about brokenness. A spirit filled pastor in MFM fell from grace back then when a satanic agent came to his office asking the pastor to pray for her. She pretended to have fallen under the anointing and she opened her lap. Lo and behold she was pantless.

She shot evil arrows through her vj and the pastor committed sin with her.

The only sin the bible says we should flee from is sexual sin bro! No dey form saint in front of seductive lady o. I take God beg you...Biko!

lmfao! Evil arrows through vj..you have to be kidding me........

-_______- @Op u hijacked my topic tho

marieolae: Loool that's so funny

hi marieolae, have u had an experience with one before?

Hey guys
For the benefit of those who do not follow recent trends, the word "Catfish" as used here is a slang to describe an Imposter.They usually open fake accounts on social media with bad intentions,mostly to scam gullible people. They start by stealing a few pictures of an attractive male or female,the person they'll pretend to be and then hope you get so carried away by their looks that you won't mind sending cash

I had an experience with one recently... I usually don't fall for it but I had no idea "Catfishing" has now been extended to bbm
and that people could buy a phone with the sole purpose of pretending to be someone else.

I sent a request and when it got accepted it was this classy looking chick. Her display picture was a selfie taken in front of a mirror, nice weave, extra flat belly that was visible beneath her cropped top and a coke bottle figure in skin tight jeans.... the type that could inspire you to do a remix for that Ginuwine song "in those jeans" . Anyway she looked very foreign, no offence to naija babes...."I know not all of you have protruding bellies" she looked foreign mostly cos the environment the pic was taken looked foreign.

Our convo went something like this

me: hey

Her: hiii

me: my name is Bara what's yours?

her: I'm ********
(Then of course the usual "where did you get my pin?" I'm always tempted to reply that with "I saw it on the floor and picked it up for you"

Her: wat pick yhu interested to add mi?
(I got a bit confused at this point, It was hard to understand how a girl who looked so classy could type like that..... I just assumed she was maybe Jamaican and it was some kind of patua)

Me: Are you Nigerian? your English seems very different, you mean Wha made me interested in adding you? Well I really liked your profile and thought it would be nice to chat

her: I'm Nigerian, where are you based?
(First clue she was a catfish, They always like to ask where you are first so they can conveniently lie that they are somewhere far away. Why? Well cos it makes scamming easier as you won't be in a hurry to meet up in person )
Me: I'm based in Lagos at the moment. and you?

Her: I'm at Abuja

me: oh that's nice, I use to live at Abuja a few years back ...at Asokoro, what part of Abuja do you stay?

Her: not at abj now
her: wen i am ther i will let yhu know
(I never understand why people spell you as yhu... yhu has the same 3 letters so it isn't a short form...if you need a short form there's U..but if you not too lazy to type 3 letters, why not the correct ones?) Anyway....

Me: okay, I'm asking where you live at Abj when you are there

her: I don't like people dauting mi
her: do yhu want me to start snorbing ur chart
(And this was the straw that broke the camel's back..... what is dauting? and snorbing? and chart?.... theres no way a chick that attractive and seemingly classy won't know atleast the word "Snob". She must have come across it before)

Me : *deletes*

...........so have you ever encountered a "catfish" ? Tell us your experience and how you discovered you were being played

opefoye: pls is it action or drama or adventure?

Its Drama, about a teenage girl who got tired of foster care and had to track her birth parents to sign a document that would help make her independent

Now watching "life unexpected " season 2
Its quite interesting, yall check it out

Hi marieolae
could you check your pm pls

lol @ topic

how bout those with these two features in your topic .....and one more you listed

UjSizzle: Parle soda is so refreshing
Parle treats me so well
Parle soda is so refreshing
Parle soda is my kind of drink

*Interlude with trumpets*

Parle soda is my kind of drink
pararam!

lol, you remember it very well

Parle soda is soooo refreshing

parle soda is my kind of drink


lol, if you remember this... i can guess how old you are

When you having fun together

you sing the song together

music and dance together

lime and lemon we drink together

all you need is to drink Limca!

Lime and lemony drink Limca!

Okay......... I see G.A.Y people

dudes debating on how cute another guy is

She's just gonna get d.icked down by some other dude

That's how such stories end

OliverPin: 5k... Met her online... I have never seen her till date...

it's safe to call you a maga
no offence
she is probably a dude

Cutekemitola: Wonder y some people lie about there age though.....

hi how old are you?

Xsenga:

I know you love me baby, I love me too

I have.....

see profile pic

Anybody who gets scammed via OLX is plain stupid .... I'm sick of seeing these kinda topics
how hard is it.....MEET THE SELLER AT A PUBLIC PLACE....AND EXCHANGE CASH FOR GOODS (after making sure its in good condition)

If you do anything outside that and get scammed....then you should leave "OLX" out of your topic

sunkoye: was the elder sister raped?

i smell consent here oo

it says his sister has a "weak mind".....that means he took advantage of her

Na wah.... some comments long pass the thread itself

so much passion

just passing by

Lol.....ballotelli's sister....ballotellis sister.....the girl no get her own name shey?

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