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maxiuc:
my prepaid meter have not seen light for 5days now in lugbe fha abuja

so no light no payment


get your prepaid by any means meet those nepa boys find them small change dem go help you source for one thats how i got mine

You will still pay 'maintenance' fee, that's how it's going down

Ovamboland:
It's the responsibility of Discos to lay power cables and install meters in such a way that bypassing is next to impossible.

They just inherited a broken cobweb cable system and did nothing to improve it.

They didn't come to improve, rather they came to suck money

Only God knows the manner of witchcraft agreement they made with these discos that Fashola and co cannot terminate to accommodate better competitors ...

greatgod2012:
NO! Baba Adeboye still remains the GO, based on my observation too!

Based on logistics you mean?

malware:
I didn't see any FULL date in the chats Mortherfucker. The 08 April you are seeing there is not the date of the chat but the date the screenshots were taken.

Besides, there was no year there, it could be April 8, 2016, 2015, 2014 and so on...

But, wait oh.....this girl dey craze gan ni oh!

This river jumping competion don dey increase ....who is going to win the competion. God help us!

neocortex:
Are you just waking up? what connects Mimiko to this post ?

didn't you see Mimiko sitting next to Apostle Johnson?

Oluola89:
Hypocrisy, Mimiko the idiot wey no gree pay Civil servants for good 7months towards the end of his tenure think that he can run to Jesus xrist as his refuge..The idiot will not go un punished

The thunder that will strike him is close to his backyard ....walahi

Ishilove:
No sir, I do not consider this as 'evidence' because Apostle admitted sending her money on more than one occasion.

Why was she under his payroll?

Ishilove:
Abeg this girl should go and get a life. I was expecting a more solid evidence not this trash. Apostle never denied transferring money on more than one occasion to this wayward mistake of a human being so what is this rubbish? Shameless creature.

This issue has become stale and overflogged jare

So what was the transfer for? Is she an artisan or a church worker? please, educate us sir....

Drabeey:
so ds woman no get anyone wey fit pull strings to let her out of there?

na waa ooi. she come dey.make mouth like drabeey.


moral lesson; eniti ko niya... ko gbodo da egbo eyin




Drabeey was HERE

No ooooo.....no be dis kind song nah

ajeku iya ni o je
ajeku iya ni o je
eni ti o toni nmu
ton dena deni
ajeku iya ni o je ...

aribisala0:
Wicked man why no tribal marks for his kids?

Na him give himself tribal marks? you need Jesus

OneManLegion:
Very rude and ignorant thieves.

You don't domesticate an act. An act is binding on all arms and tiers of government.

You can compel them to release the required iformation by applying for an order of mandamus from the state high court.

Oga....over and out nah

naijaboy756:
APC!!!

The biggest political mistake in the history of our great country

Over and out!

lpiffy:
ebola was contained, this shouldnt be a problem

For this confused govt?

gaetano:
This killed me


"Young man be careful, do you eat rice in your country and what do you call it? We will not allow you change the name. It's puff puff."

That guy is a real MVP, I can't stop laughing ....

DIKEnaWAR:
Dino! The slayer of Tinubu, Remi, Magu, Hameed Ali, Smart Adeyemi.....

The list is endless..

One day the slayer will also be slayed ...Tinubu and the rest of them were once slayers...

mekleelex200:
U said in this planet? It seems u don't know Nas.

My boy Nastrademus ....no go even talk am. You sure have a taste.

Awoo88:
Dr dre and Eminem do more in lesser time when recording. Afterwards will choice. The same thing happens to 50cent. They did over a hundred songs in less than a year. They actually have problems choosing a lead single until dre intervent and in a club was chosen.

Oga it's Iyanya ' ur waste abi na waist ' crooner we are talking about here. Dre and Slim Shaddy are monsters, remember Eminem has been the best rapper on this planet after 2pac. These guys write songs for a long period of time and took their time to scrutinize and bring the necessary technicalities into them.

50 songs in 3 months? Jesuuuuu! that's an average of a song in 48 hours! even R.Kelly no fit try am. how will those kind of songs have the needed technicalities?
no wonder,nigga go dey murmur for song him go say e dey sing. Nonsense!

GetUmad:
Let's for once pretend as if we already didn't know the songs below and you're just coming across the lyrics for the very first time. Imagine you stumbled on a book containing lyrics below written by your kid cousin or child, wouldn't you just laugh it off? Would you even take it serious.




Skin Tight
Mr Eazi
If you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
When you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
I go dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
Them times wey I no get sika
You dey by my side
So make I dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
'Cause them times when I no get sika
You dey by my side
Oh na na na na
Eeeeey my baby o
Oh sweetie o
Eeeyyyy my baby o
Ooh
Nobody show me love like my baby
You be the only one for me
Only one for me
You be the only one that I need
Sekeof when I no get ee
You no be runaway
You stay with me
Baby now I don't get ee
Make you no runaway stay with me
'Cause me and you were meant to be


PANA LYRICS
[Hook]
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
'Say love is a beautiful thing
Girl you dey cool my temper
Love is a wonderful tender feeling
You dey give me ginger
Eh, 'say baby dancey-dancey, dance
All the beauty in your eyes dey give me life oh-ooh
Make we give the Lord thanks oh
For the sake eh-eeh, for the sake of love oh
Eh Baby,
For your sake I go kill show oh, eh-eh
Show you love like you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(na you I dey play ball oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Eh, nwayocha .. nwayocha
You see, you have taken my love oh-ooh
I cannot understand how I'm feeling
You are my woman-crush oh
Nwayoma .. nwayoma
You see, nna maka m'isi oh
Owee'owe, eh .. owee'owee, owee'owe
M'baby, me no go let you go, sure
I will always be your lover, ah
For your sake I go killi show oh, eh
Show you love that you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(..folake oh, fola oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana



Tecno

Afa-m'ubu Al'-haji Te-ki-no

Folake, gimme love oh
Na you dey catchi my shot oh
For your sake, I go go church oh
We go drive around for my Porsche oh » pls so far what sense is therein? Must you form rhymes by all means? It's just so nursery
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh »
They say you like cassava
I getti big cassava »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajaba »
My baby, dance to the Lagbaja »
Make I take you to Gwagwalada »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajita (meaning?) »

My baby, dance to the Lagbaja (where's the Lagbaja to be danced to) »

Make I take you to Gwagwalada (is that where your sense is or you parked there?) »

dibi-daba-diba-dobo
Adaba-dibi-daba-dede-baba
(and all these mumbo-jumbo just to complete a track)





If by Davido


my money my body na your own
if i tell you say i love you o
my money my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o
versace, gucci for your body o
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me
no do, no do
no do senrere o
no do, no do
no do, shakara o we
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me o, eh
girl you’re beautiful too
my number one tuntun (meaning?)

sip burukututu (what has burukututu got to do with me being beautiful why should I sip it? When it could just be a total turn off for a lady you're trying to woo)

for your love i tutu ( meaning? This was when I knew it had something to do with Tecno. Strings of meaningless and nursery rhymes)

i go chook you chuku chuku O ( person wey u dey toast u wan chook am chukuchuku abeg which sense dey am? Who does that?)

biko obianuju
shey you do me juju
cos im feeling the juju
shake it o, take it (what is she catching and shaking, biko no one should hold brief for him here)

i wanna catch it o ,take it
you can have it o,take it
you know i gat this o,take it
i love you, i love you
i love you, i love you
there’s nothing above you
there’s nothing above you
above you above you
bridget eh
i like your mini skirt o ( what tha........ Mini skirt? Are you for real? who use this line to woo a lady in 2017, OMG)

oh girl you carry sense o (no she for carry stupidity, how dt one take relate? So na this kain thing u go go dey yan a lady and she nor go think say u are sick. So incoherent and not romantic at all)

if i tell say i love you o
my money, my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o yeh
versace and gucci for your body o baby


MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN SUPPOSED LOVE SONGS SHOULD CARRY A CAVEAT ; PLS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME


Gone are those days you'd copy a love song and use it words for words to ask that your secondary school classmate out. Days of ; All my life by KC&JOJO, unbended knee, BoyzIImen.... Guess what? It never failed. Say it and watch her smiling even chuckling, going back to her hostel gushing about it with her friend and next day you see them all admiring you. Pls go ahead and use those ones pasted above on a lady, I could only imagine the reaction that would follow .

FACT:
MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT WOULD CLAIM THEY LOVE ANY OF THESE SONGS CAN'T PROUDLY SAY WHAT PARTICULAR MESSAGE THEY CARRY. THEY ONLY GET TO LOVE IT AS A RESULT OF FONDNESS GROWN FOR IT THROUGH CONSTANT AIRPLAY. The more you hear a song the more you grow fond of it. Also many people that would not see any thrash in these songs are those ones that go to beer palor or clubs all the time. When you constantly listen to songs under the influence of alcohol, you'd definitely have nothing against it but love it.

bros Dem like am because na organised noise......

And where is the snake? this is not complete nah

This Rukayat carry Sandals for chest?

I am very sure Dino Melaiye is his mentor...Thank you so very much for stopping another show of shame in the next 10 years...

dekazomotayo:
it was wrong typed , we saw the nysc certificate , and that is enough prove that is what matter

The same certificate that was signed on a Sunday? Please, check

NextGovernor:
U can't convince us with your lies this time Sahara. Dino has prove himself in all your wrongs....

You said He didn't graduate
You said He attended NYSC 1999
You said ABU denied him
He got carryover ( It's a crime to get carryover in skool?)

Later
He graduated with 3rd class (he graduate at all?)
VC prove he graduated and you said VC was compromised.
He went for NYSC 2000-2001. He brought out his NYSC certificate as prove as against the 1999 you people were parading.

So keep all your lies to yourself this time. Now from Dino to Uba...

Oga, e be like say July 8th, 2001 was a Sunday oh... abeg help me check am

TARABA911:
SOMEONE SHOULD COME TO TARABA AND SEE THE LIZARD WE HAVE AS GORVERNOR

And you people voted for a Lizard? hanhan
is that how you used to do?

morningsta:
Kogi state governor should be number one on that list

Haa! is there a Governor in Kogi State at all?

Teacher1776:
3 years ogini? Unbelievable! Why did she not go for a CS?

Haa! see this one. ẹni t'ayé nṣe tó ńlo ogùn Ẹjẹ́ ....

wink2015:
How do this result in massive jobs creation for Nigerians that are looking for job in Lagos?

Bros, I know you can answer that question. As a matter of fact, you know the answer. I also know you are not that simple minded. Please, try.....just try

When dem go dey chop and drink like glutton, dey fvck olosho like say tomorrow nor dey......

anyway, RIP

Kondomatic:
I eat all.

Fish, meat, aborted chicken etc

Even somersaulting chicken and baby cat abi?